[One Piece] Hello, Single Dog Warring States Marshal!

We hurriedly and slowly cut through countless small roads, and finally sneakily returned to the store where we first settled... um... let me polish the wording, let's call it a 'nightclub'...Because I haven't 'checked out', my suitcase is still sitting quietly in the small room covered with gaudy gauze and ambiguous line lamps. The smell of cheap perfume that hits my face makes me choke. Lying on his back, you could clearly feel the vibrations in his chest when he coughed softly.

"are you OK?"

After entering the room, Seng Guo put me down. I rested and regained my strength along the way, but there was a thin layer of sweat on Seng Guo's forehead. I asked him in a low voice, but all I got was an indifferent shrug from him.

Is it really okay...I smelled blood on him just now...Did the wound open again?

Feeling worried, I quickly contacted the A5 idiot in my mind to switch me to medical ninja mode. I pulled Seng Guo's sleeves and took two steps toward the bed: "Take off your coat and lie down, I'll treat you."

Warring States seemed to be a little uneasy and could not even speak absent-mindedly: "No, let's wait until Garp comes back." As soon as we arrived here, Garp split up with us to find out the information about the 'Granny Lou' he mentioned. I went back to the room first and waited.

"...Okay." After receiving the rejection answer, I could only wave away the medical chakra that had begun to gather.I lowered my head and sorted out what I was currently doing, and took out my phone to start signing in yesterday and signing in today.

Two days of tasks...that's ten tasks in one breath.

I sighed at the dice that kept spinning on the screen of my mobile phone. I really hoped that there would be no more difficult tasks when the atmosphere was tense. I felt tired...

"If Garp is familiar with the owner of this store, maybe he can help us cut the price? Don't worry too much. At this point, we don't care about money. Things that can be solved with money are nothing. I'm afraid even If you can't solve it with money, then it's troublesome..." I teased Seng Guo while taking tasks. Seeing him fidgeting, I felt heartbroken, so I might as well say something to ease his mood.

Why are you panicking? I'm not panicking. Isn't it just costing money?Huabei, I won’t charge you interest.

My mind was full of the dangerous thoughts of selling off my property, 'What if I sell my bonds? Well, the long-term dowry stocks my father bought for me seem to have gone up recently, so it should be okay to sell some...' I have prepared to sell all the dowry at the bottom of the box at any time to raise a wild man. I feel confident and don't panic.

Looking back at Warring States Period, after I said this, he looked even more anxious...

The Warring States boss rubbed his brows and said sadly: "First of all, there's no need to think about expecting that guy from Karp to bargain. His brain probably can't even tell the difference between 100 million and 1000 million. Then, what does it mean to be able to use it? Nothing that money can solve is a problem... Well, although it makes sense, you can't just get such a large sum of money. Didn't you say that you are still in school? How can there be so many poor students? Money.”

"..." I was silent for a moment, wondering whether I should tell him that I planned to sell my dowry.

Forget it, he would probably be even more anxious if he found out...

I forced a smile: "...if I said that I save lucky money every year, would you believe it?"

Warring States looked troubled: "...You can't even make up a decent lie to deceive me now? You must have sold off your property, right?"

Fuck, why is this guy’s IQ so high? ? ?

Me (stiff): "…………Ha, ha, ha, how could it be..."

Warring States (suspicious eyes): "...How much did you sell for? Can you hold on until I pay you back and then buy it back?"

Me: "...Probably not. I just sold the two short-term stocks I invested in the past two years."

Warring States: "??? What is a stock??"

Me: "A kind of investment, the kind that can double the original capital if you buy a potential stock." Buying a sunset industry or a bubble industry can also force people to jump from the [-]th floor at any time.

Warring States: "Can I buy it back after selling it?"

Me: "If I sell it at the current price, there is no need to buy it again. After all, I only spent one-third of the current price on the new shares two years ago. Selling and then buying them is a stupid move. It is completely unnecessary." ."

Warring States: "...Then I will look for individual potential stocks for you later. At any rate, we must keep the original capital and don't break the investment chain." Seven

Me: "Wow...you are so understanding. Are you sure you don't know what stocks are?"

Warring States: "You just told me, didn't you? What is the difficult-to-understand logical relationship in this thing? Isn't it just a set of high-risk and high-profit financial investments? Although we don't have the stocks you mentioned, financial investments are still existing."

I:"………………"

#God, this person’s IQ is so awesome#

Silently feeling the IQ gap between me and Warring States, I lowered my head in shame and could only flip through the two rows of task lists that had just been pulled out on the screen of my phone——

补签的任务有：1、让目标人物对我说一声谢谢；2、和目标人物睡在同一张床上；3、让目标人物背你；4、与目标人物互道晚安；5、在十米内盯着目标人物1分钟。

今天签到的任务有：1、对目标人物说‘你辛苦了’；2、与目标人物对视15秒；3、请大声对目标人物说出‘你是世界第一可爱！’；4、让目标人物对你‘摸头杀’；5、主动亲吻目标人物的脸颊一次。

During this back and forth, the system, this big scammer, unknowingly gave me so many daily tasks full of trouble-making atmosphere...

Sure enough, it’s hard to get the [-] Baileys every day...

With a long sigh, I waved to Warring States. When Warring States approached, I raised my phone and showed him the tasks: "Don't worry about the stocks for now. The fastest way to make money is to complete tasks. I signed up for yesterday's five tasks. , plus today, after completing these two rows of task orders, I can cash out 20 Baileys immediately. Mr. Warring States, can you cooperate?"

I asked the A5 to put a translation filter on Seng Guo before handing the phone to Seng Guo. Seng Guo took the phone, touched his chin and looked at it carefully, and immediately showed an awkward expression that made him worse off than die:

"Do you have to do it?"

I smiled with a black smile: "If I don't do it, I will have to buy another stock to make enough money. Oh, let me tell you first, I have sold all my own stocks. If I sell them again, I will sell them to my dad's savings." The dowry~"

Warring States' expression became extremely righteous in a second, and he said solemnly: "There is no reason to let an unmarried girl sell her dowry! Come on! Just give me a kiss! As long as you don't dislike me!"

I looked at him speechlessly, wondering why out of ten missions this guy only saw this one [actively kissing the target person on the cheek once]? ? ? ?Why? ? ?

I stared at Seng Guo's face and looked back and forth. It wasn't until my phone made two short mission completion system prompts that I looked away when Seng Guo's tangled expression made him feel uncomfortable and wanted to turn around and run away.

Hmm... This guy's IQ keeps going up and down. I can't understand it.

"Give me the phone." I stretched out my hand and waved it to Seng Guo to give me the phone back. For some reason, Seng Guo was very honest and returned the phone to me without saying a word.I flipped through the task list and found that the tasks of staring at the target for 1 minute and looking at the target for 15 seconds already showed that the tasks were completed. I thought that with the cooperation of Sengoku, completing the tasks would not be faster.

I continued to complete the tasks, raised my head and said to him: "Thank you for your hard work."

Ding!

'Say thank you for your hard work on the target task' Completed, next.

As I approached Seng Guo, I gestured for him to bend down: "Come on, carry me on your back again."

"...Okay." Warring States was stunned for a moment, and then he vaguely remembered that there was such an item in the task list he had just read, so he squatted down neatly and let me climb on his back.

I lay on his back and hugged his neck tightly with one hand as he stood up. I held my phone in the other hand and stared at the task list as I cleared it one by one: "We have to say good night to each other...' Good night', Warring States."

Warring States Machinery replied: "'Good night', Irene."

Ding!

I continued to turn to the next article: "Emmm - I need you to say thank you to me."

Warring States' tone suddenly became sincere, and he said in a deep voice: "'Thank you', for everything so far."

"Ah..." I was stunned, feeling a little itchy in my heart, and the corners of my mouth raised uncontrollably: "Hmm... Okay, next one. 'Touch the head to kill'... probably means you slap me twice on the head, ugh Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, you, you, you!"

Before I could finish speaking, Warring States had a free hand, and while I was resting my head on his neck, his broad palm covered my head, and rubbed it hard twice, until I was covered.

"My hair—" I screamed with my head in a bird's nest.

"Hahaha——" The instigator smiled so happily that it made my teeth itch.

Ding!

"For the sake of completing the task... hum-" I glared at his ear and grinded my teeth, trying hard to restrain my urge to bite it in one bite to avenge my hair, and pulled down the task list hatefully: "Let's go, Let's lie down on the bed, damn!! Why did you suddenly let go!!! You're seeking death——"

The force holding my knees was suddenly released. I was so frightened that I quickly tightened my grip on Seng Guo's neck, almost strangling him to death.

"Ahem, cough, cough -" Warring States let out a heartbreaking cough, and the tips of his ears quickly turned blood red visibly, and the temperature of his whole body continued to rise -

I thought 'Emmm' for a while, then tentatively leaned close to his ear and whispered: "Oh, you must be shy, right?"

Warring States: "..."

The next second, before I had time to react, Seng Guo quickly took two steps forward, grabbed my arm with his backhand and threw me onto the bed.

"Hey -" I was suddenly thrown into the soft bed, and I was a little confused: "What are you doing? I was startled -" I immediately turned over and propped up my body to fight, but the position next to me sank immediately. Go down - Seng Guo also climbed up, lying on his side with his back to me, his whole body so tight that the veins on his neck bulged...

Ding!

The system prompts that the mission was completed sounded one after another, and the mood that should have been more relaxed was made more and more nervous by this damn mission.

I glared at Seng Guo's back that was tensed into a straight line: "...I'm just lying down, why are you so nervous?"

Warring States turned his back to me, gritted his teeth and remained silent, pretending to be calm.

But it's obvious that his shoulders are getting tighter...

"..." For some reason, facing this scene, I suddenly wanted to laugh.

So cute, this guy.

I don’t know which point in my heart was touched. I looked at this big man who took up most of the bed as soon as he lay down. My heart, which had been in a state of anxiety tonight, suddenly became softer...

So cute... Why can this guy be so cute...

"Hey, hey...don't be silent..." I was obsessed with it, and I uncontrollably approached the tall man whose back was almost as tight as an arrow and who was so nervous for no reason that I couldn't help but stretch out my hand and pinch him by the shoulders. Gotta turn over.

Then, I harvested a big red tomato with a Warring States face...

"..." Even though I had him lying flat on his back and his face was red and bleeding and there was no way to avoid it, Seng Guo's eyes were still wandering around but refused to meet mine.

My girlish heart was instantly ejaculated by this arrogant Red Tomato Warring States! ! !

With such a male pervert right in front of me, who the hell can't bear it, I respect her as a steely lesbian! !

Without having to think about it, leaving it purely to instinct, I leaned forward and lowered my head. Under Seng Guo's surprised gaze, I gave him a loud pop on his red and hot cheeks!

Wow, that’s great!

"&（*@￥#￥%&*%&￥%#!!!" The next second, the arrogant Sengoku immediately turned into a locomotive Sengoku who was talking nonsense and took a few steps back until his back was against the wall. .

Oh my, steam is really coming out of his head~

I was still in the dizzy state of "I'm so happy," and I said sweetly in line with the atmosphere at the moment:

"You are the cutest in the world~~~~~~~" The sugar content of the ending sound is so high that I can't even listen to it, but in this state of being high on drugs, I don't feel anything is wrong at all. She even showed an infatuated expression like a female gangster...

Warring States Period: "……………………"

Everyone is fine, give me a knife quickly.

Lord Buddha's Warring States Period is also a day where he wants to explode on the spot every minute.