[One Piece] Hello, Single Dog Warring States Marshal!

Sengoku finally found Mr. Garp on a small bridge not far away, with his legs frozen and waving his arms trying to break free.I lay on his shoulder and puffed out my cheeks and lost my temper. Even Garp's shouts for me to find a way to get him out were ignored and I continued to be my angry fish.

"...Sigh..." Sengoku's heavy sigh rang in his ears. The naval admiral Mr. Buddha, who was almost losing his temper, pressed his temples that were throbbing with a headache and said helplessly: " Are you still a brat? Don't lose your temper at times like this."

I was so angry that I was about to retort, but the restraint around my waist was loosened. Seng Guo lifted my waist with both hands, leaned his body sideways and let me down with the force.My feet finally touched the ground. I took a deep breath and wanted to complain a few words. However, when I saw the exhaustion that could not be hidden on Seng Guo's face, I felt like I was breathless. The anger in my stomach turned into a heart-pounding Tight heartache.

"...Are you okay?" I stretched out my hand to wipe his sweat, but he subconsciously turned his face to avoid it, leaving my outstretched hand awkwardly stopped in mid-air...I could only take it back awkwardly. .

Warring States also seemed to realize that this avoidance action was inappropriate, and he opened his mouth to explain something, but in the end he just looked at my action of avoiding his eyes without speaking, and silently pursed his lips.

The atmosphere between the two of us was somewhat tense for a while...

Garp, whose legs were still frozen, held his arms and watched the whole interaction between us. When I retracted my hand and lowered my head in embarrassment, I raised my eyebrows in surprise and subconsciously touched my chin with a look of understanding. What kind of gossipy expression.

Full of embarrassment and disappointment, I was silent for a few seconds before speaking to break the stagnation.There is no way, it is impossible to expect the straight men to adjust the atmosphere. I still have to do it myself: "...What should we do now? Are we going to become fugitives?" As I said this, I was communicating with A5 in my mind. He changed to an armed mode, took two steps forward and placed his hands on the ice of Garp's frozen legs.

Garp looked at my movements in confusion: "What are you doing, oh——" Watching my hand gradually transform into magma state and contact with the ice on his legs, causing a large cloud of steam to rise into the air, Garp immediately said A cry of surprise.

Warring States has become very accustomed to my various strange abilities, and did not show any surprise. He answered my words: "At this point, it is useless for me to persuade you not to get involved with me... Well, look. The only option left is to run away. Garp, can you get us a false identity?"

When Garp looked at the monster, his eyes never left my palm, which had turned into lava and was melting the ice on his legs. Without raising his head, he said: "Oh, it should be possible, but I have to go back to the intelligence agency on Flower Street to find someone to do it... Speaking of which, do you have money?" After saying this, Garp raised his head to look at Warring States. As expected, his old friend, the famous Lieutenant General Buddha of Warring States, immediately showed a stiff expression and looked behind me. Come.

I didn't have to look back to guess how cowardly Warring States was now, so I said calmly: "Why are you asking him? Does he look like he's rich?"

Warring States bared his teeth sadly: "...My account has been frozen a long time ago." So far, she has relied on her to maintain funds.

#Although I don’t want to admit it, I am penniless now and have to rely on women to support me. What do you think?#

Garp burst out and wanted to laugh, but was stunned by Seng Guo's murderous eyes and covered his mouth tightly.

The ice cubes gradually melted under the power of the 'Lava Fruit'. I carefully avoided Garp's legs and continued to melt the remaining ice cubes: "I already have two cards on hand that have been maxed out. If I want to cash out one If I have money, I can only clear tasks. If I'm lucky, I might be able to make up for yesterday's task... Well, I can make up for yesterday's task. I just confirmed it. Then I can cash out 20 beli's funds. I can buy two for such a small amount of money. The fake identity shouldn't be enough." The little idiot A5 just answered the question in his mind. Yesterday's task can be re-signed, but yesterday's perfect attendance lottery cannot be re-signed. It is only valid on that day.

Garp moved his calf sideways in response to my movements, and I reached out to melt the bit of ice that finally froze his ankle, quickly freeing him from the frozen state of half his body.After breaking free from the ice, Garp kicked his legs on the spot and said carelessly: "Oh, what a great ability, you are really not easy! Thank you!" Sengoku coughed to remind him to answer my question, Garp He raised his head and thought about it, curled his lips and said: "Emmmm - it seems that it is not enough. I seem to remember going to Granny Lou to buy a fake identity... It should be 50 Baileys."

Warring States frowned: "50 each, for the two of us, it's 100 million Baileys...the difference is a bit big."

I patted my knees and stood up. After thinking for a while about other ways I could cash out, I felt a little more confident and said calmly: "I still have a card in my hand, and the amount that can be cashed out on that card is 43 pounds." , which is about 100 Baileys, and then sell some short-term stocks I have... Okay, I can make up [-] million Baileys."

Sengoku and Garp immediately turned to look at me, both looking at magical creatures, especially Sengoku, whose face clearly said "Hey, who are you? Why do you seem to have endless money?" ah? ? ? ]......

#Oh, I have sold all my property in my old age, okay#

I really didn’t want to explain to two straight men from different dimensions about my blood and tears about selling off my property, so I controlled my facial expressions and tried not to show any emotions such as madness or pain. I stared back expressionlessly: “We Do you have to stand here and discuss these things? Let me remind you that my ability can only maintain this frozen state for about 10 minutes. It has been [-] minutes now." I have also begun to show signs of overdraft. My legs He was so weak that he staggered when walking, so he could only stand as hard as he could, not wanting to show his fatigue.

Garp slapped his forehead and said with a super open-minded smile: "Hey! Okay, if Aili has money, it will be no problem. Let's go back to Flower Street and talk to Granny Lou first!"

Me: "It's not Aili, it's Irene. You two are really best friends. It's so rude that you two can't call each other the right name."

Warring States: "...There is no other way for now, just do as you say, and then plan after buying a fake identity..."

Saying this, the two tall naval officers raised their legs to leave without even looking at me.

I looked at their backs and was so helpless that I just wanted to sigh: "…………Hey, wait a minute."

Sengoku and Garp, who had already walked ahead, stopped and looked back at me, with two rows of question marks on their heads.

"…………"sigh.

I was overstretched and had a bad cold. I covered my mouth and coughed expressionlessly twice. I opened my arms towards them and said calmly: "Everyone is fine. Take me with you. I am a little overstretched and can't walk anymore."

Warring States & Garp: "………………"

#Hey, you are cheating, comrade#

Garp reacted first, and he turned around and walked towards me with a haha: "Your ability and physical strength are inversely proportional. Aili, you need to train more, eh? Sengoku, why are you dragging me?"

Garp didn't take two steps out when he was pulled back by Warring States beside him. The moment he turned around, his old gay friend had already strode out and passed him. In a matter of seconds, he reached the man who was standing there and was showing off. In front of the black-haired woman, he turned his back to her and squatted down.

"Come up." Seng Guo knelt on one knee with his back to me and spread his hands behind his back.

This action...

Maybe it was because my ability was overused, or maybe it was because the fever that had just subsided started to burn again and again. My mind was a little confused at this moment, and I actually asked stupidly: "...Isn't it meant to be carried?"

Warring States: "..."

The bosses of the Warring States Period must now think that I am a cheat and want to throw me into the sea.

"How do you want to be satisfied? Just now you didn't want to be carried, but now you have to be carried on your back, isn't it okay?" Warring States turned his face and looked at me with vicissitudes of life. I twitched the corner of my mouth, and suddenly I felt that I was simply a Idiot.

Since the big guys from the Warring States Period are so condescending and willing to betray me...

Go ahead without saying a word! ! !Whoever hesitates is stupid? ! !

I jumped on his back, spread out my arms and hooked his neck. My cheeks that were getting hot pressed against his hard and thick trapezius muscles. His palms holding my thighs and knees were warm and generous, which made me feel a sense of warmth. A strange feeling of my heart contracting and beating violently at the same time... This feeling of close contact was so shocking that I unconsciously tightened my lip line. My mind was in confusion, and I could only close my eyes helplessly. Use darkness to cover up your already confused thoughts.

When I felt that my weight was completely attached to Sengoku and gradually left the place with his footsteps, I could no longer control my heart rate that was beating so fast that it was almost exploding... So when Garp opened his mouth to talk to me I couldn't react right away either.

Garp: "Hey, hey! Ally??"

I was agitated and finally heard the voice from the outside world. I quickly opened my eyes and looked over: "I told you that it's not Aili but Irene. Your Monqi family's evil behavior of not listening to others is inherited from your ancestors...ah, I'm sorry, you What did you just say?"

Warring States spoke: "He asked you if you could use that freezing move again."

As soon as he spoke, his hot breath sprayed on my arm around his neck, making my bones crisp and goosebumps rising all over my body. When he spoke, his voice unconsciously softened: "Well... I guess not. Question, but if we do it again on such a large scale, you might have to carry me on your back for the rest of the day."

Because I was too close, my breath inevitably blew into Seng Guo's ear when I spoke. I don't know if it was my imagination, but the tips of Seng Guo's ears immediately turned red...

However, Warring States' voice did not waver at all: "It means that if you activate it again, you will lose your mobility. This is not a big problem. I will just take you with me."

...Hey, the red ears and stuff must be an illusion.

I thanked him faintly and buried my head on his back again and closed my eyes... My head was a bit dizzy, maybe I had a fever again... That black market doctor who was so expensive that it looked like he was stealing money didn't give me enough medicine. Except it's just a scam, you bastard!

However, what I didn’t know was that, in front of me, which I couldn’t see, Garp bumped Sengoku with his elbow in an obscene manner, and silently teased his old gay friend with his lips: Hey Sengoku, why are you blushing?

Warring States' face tightened, and he replied with the same mouth: What nonsense are you talking about!roll!

Mr. Garp's eyes swept back and forth between the old gay friend whose face was burning red and the black-haired woman who was sitting on the old gay friend's back with a flushed face and closed eyes, and his smile gradually became obscene.jpg...

#Oh, he is so smart that he seems to have discovered something incredible today#

His best friend Sengoku Lao Tie, Mr. Buddha Sengoku, who has always been pursuing a side career and devoting himself to the cause of justice without hesitation since he met this guy, is currently a half-married person who already has a fiancée. , it seems... I have some inexplicable little ambiguity with a strange woman who I don’t know where she came from~~

Today, he, Garp, is still keenly aware of everything.

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Warring States gently lifted the woman's position on his back, and still ignored the old gay friend beside him who suddenly fell into an inexplicable excitement state of "I'm so awesome, hahaha" for unknown reasons.

It's not the first time he's known the fact that his best friend, Monkey D. Cap, is a moron, so let it be.

Your Excellency Buddha's Warring States Period thought so.