[One Piece] Hello, Single Dog Warring States Marshal!

"This, um, this is super delicious, hey! Boss! Add ten more portions of this meat!"

"…………"

".........Come on, it doesn't matter."

"Hey, did you hear that? Irene said it doesn't matter. Why are you pulling my clothes? Boss, hurry up! This, this, and this, I'll give you another ten portions -"

“……………………”

"............add it...no...it doesn't matter."

"…………………"

Warring States was so ashamed that he almost buried his face in the ground.

Garp, you are such a fucking pig teammate...

Then, in my awkward but polite expression, His Excellency Buddha Zhi Sengoku, who was still holding on to the last trace of his dignity... simply broke the pot to vent his anger and fell into the same pattern as Garp, sweeping into the belly.

#Oh, man#

Suffering from a severe cold, I turned away my face and covered my mouth, coughed twice, sniffed, and tried my best to restrain my expression from expressing any facial emotions related to physical pain.

Ah, I didn’t expect that it was just a meal. The black market doctor’s exorbitant prices didn’t stop me. Treating me to a meal actually pushed me to the edge of bankruptcy... (Coughing up blood

With the idea of ​​'forget it, I'll just eat a meal for my savior and then I'll see how to get some Baileys to use', I stopped worrying about the bill, calmed down and picked up the knife. The fork starts to cut...um, is this beef?It doesn’t look like it, so what’s the point of worrying about it? ?This is a magical OP world - let’s eat.

While cutting the meat and eating slowly, I glanced at the famous "Iron Fist Garp" who was addicted to meat. He couldn't stop eating meat and meat. He looked so happy that his face was deformed. I felt calm in my heart and even sighed, "Sure enough, OP is screwed." The way the family eats is passed down from generation to generation.

He even had the mood to hold his chin and send a wave of admiration to the young man with black hair and spiky hair who looked like a pig--'Well, Garp's appearance in his youth was quite online, he was a bit handsome, hehe~ '.

However, the bills that are piling up remind me that if I let these two guys continue to sweep away like this, it will be impossible for me to make a fool of myself - I can't come up with so much money even if my face is crooked. Pay the bill, gentlemen, are you full? Enough is enough. Please, ah ah ah! ! ! !

So, he made a quick decision: "Waiter!! Check out!!!!"

I feel like... my shouts are all in panic. I don’t know if it’s an illusion.

Warring States: "..." Momo put down his hand and wanted to continue ordering.

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"Hooah——I'm full!"

If I continued to stay in the restaurant, I was afraid that Mr. Karp would really use up my credit card, so I opened the "Beep——" Dianping APP and ordered a draft beer set for ten people, and then came home with two big guys. A quiet little bar.Garp raised his head, drank two large beers in one breath, and finally made a declaration of fullness that made my trembling little heart calm down.

I quickly apologized in embarrassment and said, "Hehehehe... As long as you're full, it'll be fine. If you're full, it'll be fine..."

Oh my god, this guy is full.

#The hand that swipes the credit card is shaking slightly#

Warring States was drinking slowly while holding his cup of draft beer. Seeing that I looked like I had survived a desperate situation, I looked away in embarrassment.

After eating and drinking, I naturally started chatting. After going around in a circle and paying the price of maxing out two of my credit cards, I finally sat down with these two big guys to have a good chat. Opportunity.

"So your ultimate goal is to go to the Olis Square in the headquarters and ring the 'Oaks Bell'?" The black-haired young man Karp hung one arm on the back of the chair, crossed his legs and picked his teeth while chatting with me. With.

"Yes." I hugged my cup of warm milk and nestled on the soft sofa. As soon as the high fever subsided, I took a cold shower. My body felt refreshed, but the cold seemed to be heading towards a serious cold. signs of development.I sniffed and spoke with a thick nasal voice: "Although there are some other additional tasks, judging from the time, going to Marineland to ring the bell is the only clear route I have now."

Garp held half a piece of apple in his mouth and said vaguely: "What will happen if it doesn't arrive? What will happen if it times out?"

I said with a dull face: "It won't happen. Even the other friends who came here with me can't return to our own world. We can only stay here and become a group of homeless people."

"Well -" Garp made a frowning expression, then reached for the half-eaten fruit plate, and simply put it in his hand and stuffed it into his mouth: "It's so miserable, you guys - "

I looked at the dead look on his face that hadn't stopped "eating" all night, and the last bit of longing for the character of 'Iron Fist Garp' in my heart was silently crushed into dregs, and I couldn't help but want to Showing disgust.I took a sip of milk silently and suppressed the disgust that kept coming to the fore: "......That's why I'm so miserable, can you help me?"

Sengoku was silent all night. After listening to the conversation between Garp and I, he finally spoke: "Do you really need our help?"

I was stunned and looked up at him: "???"

Warring States was wearing a floral shirt and a large blouse covering his scarred body that was almost tied up with bandages. He was not wearing glasses at this time. Under the warm light, something seemed to be rolling in his dark eyes.He spoke, his voice a little hoarse:

"If you just ring the bell, it's not a problem. If according to your statement, ringing the bell can open the 'door' to go home, then you don't have to worry about being troubled by the sailors on duty for ringing the bell privately. ’s... This country has a navy express route. This guy can get you a suitable identity. You can board the earliest warship tomorrow and head to Marineland. You can arrive in a week at the fastest." Warring States Used The black-haired young man bumped Garp with his elbow and stuffed his mouth with fruit. He nodded and gave me a smile that made him almost spit out the food (Me:......).

"Speaking of this..." I put down the milk glass from my mouth, looked directly at Warring States, and said calmly: "You also understand that I have to reach some additional conditions before ringing the bell. We have discussed this. Topic." We still talked about it in bed, haha.

Warring States quickly showed an extremely awkward expression, one that would be worse than death.

Garp looked back and forth between the two of us curiously: "Huh?? What?? Are there any other conditions???"

"Shut up!" Warring States angrily grabbed a pineapple (Me: Damn...it's really a pineapple...) and stuffed it into Garp's mouth. In my stunned eyes, Garp not only didn't get hit Choking to death, he even developed the fucking scary skill of "We, the Monchi family, eat pineapples without peeling them, dear" and swallowed the pineapple in one bite! ! !

"???!!!" I turned pale.

#Yes, it was only at this time that I was truly sure that I had traveled through time#

#This is definitely not what the real world can have#

Who the hell can live broadcast a pineapple with skin in one bite in the three-dimensional world, and tomorrow he will become a big Internet celebrity IP competing for dominance in Douyin, okay? ? ! !

While I was looking at the alien, Garp chewed and chewed, and then spit out the thorny leaves on the top of the pineapple with a sound...

"Wow, it's delicious -" According to my guess, even the teeth are plated with gold·Iron stomach·Nothing that can't be swallowed·Nothing that can't be bitten·He can even eat a pineapple raw·Awesome character·Monkey ·D. Mr. Garp licked his lips and exclaimed, "It's so delicious, I want to eat it again~".

I almost passed out sitting down.

Warring States said that he was used to this: "You eat what you have, don't interrupt, it will never do anything good if you interrupt."

Garp raised a banana as if to hit him, but Sengoku didn't shake him off at all. He just turned around and looked at me awkwardly: "...I've also explained it to you. It's impossible to achieve those additional conditions of yours." ...At least for a short period of time..." Warring States gestured with his little finger and made a begging gesture towards me.

I struggled to regain my ability to think, and while trying to get rid of the distorted scene of Karp swallowing a pineapple from my mind, I was thinking about how to express my attitude to this person. I already have a fiancee, I am not single, and I don’t want to get involved for the time being. Sengoku circled around about exciting activities such as the involvement of a third party: "Don't refuse so quickly. To be honest, it's not a big problem to arrive at Marineland or ring the bell. The most difficult part is on you. If you can't even You have refused to help me, so I don’t need to ring the bell at all, I can just give up."

When Warring States, who was actually a good guy at heart, heard this, he showed a heartbroken expression again.

Warring States covered his forehead and sighed, with a miserable tone: "So what exactly do I have to do with you guys? Why is it me..."

Suddenly, I felt sad. I followed the Warring States Period and covered my forehead and sighed, with a vicissitude in my tone: "Don't say it, I really know my mistake. God knows, I just made a joke on you and let it go. Now I just ask Can you sympathize with me and help me finish this deceptive task..."

Warring States looked at me with complicated eyes: "But I really don't think I can be of much help in this matter."

I immediately put on a firm expression and looked directly into his eyes: "No! You have to believe in yourself! You are now my sun, my star, and my moon! Every move you make affects whether I can successfully complete the task. Open the door smoothly and go home smoothly! It doesn't matter if you have a fiancée (sooner or later you will be single, I doubt whether you can get married), we can use other aspects to define the word 'condolence'! It doesn't matter if you are really shy, the big deal is for us I'll drink another bucket of wine until I'm in a daze, and after finishing PLAY (I'll serve you, you'll make a lot of money, right?!), it's completely OJBK to pull up your pants and deny anyone else! I don't feel wronged! I don't feel sacrificed! I'm totally willing!! Please! You must not feel stressed!!!”

Warring States immediately blushed till blood dripped from his face and slapped the table and shouted: "What are you talking about?" Then he hit his head on the table with a crooked bang, smashing through the wooden table board, and died on the spot.

Garp held up half of an uneaten banana and stared dumbfoundedly between me, who looked determined and very calm, and Sengoku, who was worse than dead, with smoke rising from his head. Finally, he revealed his second banana tonight. An expression other than silly amusement.

Garp sadly handed me the half of a banana he had not finished (I:......), with a solemn face and a low voice: "I'd better give you the food. It turns out that you have to use your body to eat a meal." Damn it, why didn't you tell me earlier?"

The green smoke above Seng Guo's head was rising even more fiercely, and his whole body was trembling.

I calmly pushed Garp's hand back: "Eat yours. Don't interrupt when adults are talking and children are talking." Then I continued to stare at the back of Seng Guo's head, which was almost burning, and chanted to him like I was trying to instill in him, "I really can only rely on you." Brother, we have been through one, uh, several times together. If you don’t help me, I will really not be able to go back. If you don’t help me, I won’t be able to go back. If I can’t go back, forget it. How many other people will be harmed? If I can't go back with my companions, I will have uneasy conscience for the rest of my life. Do you understand? There is also a 17-year-old underage girl among my companions. BLABLABLA——'

Garp chirped and ate: "Hey Sengoku, are you really going to sacrifice your sex to pay off your debts? Be careful about your fiancée... uh, what is her name, Sophie or Sophie dumped you? —”

I kept a calm tone and kept talking: "It really doesn't matter, it's just a one-night stand. We are all adults. I will never destroy your family relationship, marriage relationship, father-son relationship, mother-in-law and daughter-in-law relationship (??) Don't worry, it's really just a date. It’s just one shot to complete PLAY. You don’t even need Kazuma and me [beep——] BLABLABLABLA——”

The sounds around him were like demonic sounds filling his brain, forcing the seriously injured and weak Sengoku to see black eyes and just want to faint and finish.

Either break out in silence or die in silence. The Warring States Period has been tangled up and down, but I still feel...

Inhale—

Lift the table and get ready——

"You have enough——————"

"That's it! Those two people!!"

The veins in Seng Guo's arms had bulged out and he was about to explode and flip the table to show his anger. Suddenly, a sharp voice came from the door of the bar!

"bump--"

Following that accusation, the door of the bar was violently opened, and a group of people wearing standard navy sailor uniforms swarmed in, menacingly...

"Coming towards us!! Let's go!!!" Garp immediately swung the table that Sengoku hadn't raised in the direction of the marines. The table full of draft beer and fruit plates fell on the several vanguards who rushed over ferociously, knocking the vanguard away. Several members of the army were smashed and sent flying several meters!

"Let's go!!" Seng Guo suddenly turned over, the blush on his face faded instantly, and a familiar fierce look appeared on his scarred face. I didn't have time to react, my abdomen tightened, and I was treated like a sack by him again. He put it on his shoulders backwards, and quickly ran out through the window with Garp behind him.

"Woo--" The backflow of blood made me dizzy for a while. When I realized it, my ears were filled with gunshots, fighting sounds and shouts!

"What, what's going on?!" I tried my best to prop up my upper body on his shoulders and shouted loudly.

"Someone has leaked our news!!" Warring States was carrying me as he rushed through the streets and alleys, passing countless pedestrians of all kinds or... directly bumping into them and knocking them off their feet!

"The news was leaked..." My mind was in a mess, and I only hated the person who 'leaked the news': "Didn't Garp say that he had already arranged the three streets near here and let us walk with him?! Why? Will the news be leaked?!" Is that kid Garp so unreliable? ? ?

"I said -" Garp didn't know when he caught up with us. The tall and strong young man quickly bent down and jumped over a low wall with neat movements. He turned over and landed next to us to follow us. Warring States' footsteps: "But I didn't know that you two are on the wanted list now - I didn't say hello to the navy station here when I was trying to establish a relationship!"

"What??! Wanted order??!!" I was shocked, but Seng Guo had a calm expression of "Okay, as expected."

As Garp ran, he tore two things off the wall he passed by, stuffed them into me, and smiled with his white teeth: "See for yourself!"

I was jolted so hard on Sengoku's shoulders that I tried my best to steady my center of gravity. My hands were shaking as if they were something, and I unfolded the two crumpled papers that were still wet with paste——

【WANTED! DEADORALIVE! IRENE! 10! 】(Life or death, Irene, 000 million Baileys)

【WANTED! DEADORALIVE! SENGOKU! 100! 】(Life or death, Warring States, 000 million Baileys)

Me: “WTF???!!!!”

On two pieces of crumpled and dusty paper, Sengoku's face and...

I stared at this wanted order! ', broke down angrily and shouted:

"Why is there a fucking Gundam printed on my wanted poster??!!!!!"

Yes, that’s right, Sengoku’s wanted order is Sengoku himself, but my wanted order——

God is a fucking Gundam.