[One Piece] Hello, Single Dog Warring States Marshal!

The dim light of the early morning slowly lit up the dull sky. In the blazing morning glow, golden light suddenly appeared, breaking through a fiery red and falling on the earth.

Its daybreak……

I had been wearing the clothes for more than four days. When I fell asleep with a high fever, I was sweating profusely. When I woke up, I felt sticky and uncomfortable, and... there was an indescribable smell.

After all, I was jumping into the sea and rescuing people, in the wind and rain... I don't know when my stockings had several big holes.

When the orange light spots shined through the lace curtains, I finally realized - even if I don't have mysophobia, I should be forced to develop mysophobia at this time!

I want to take a shower and change clothes.

I sniffed, and when I got tired of crying, I stopped moaning endlessly. This is my habit. Crying is just to vent my emotions. After venting, I can do whatever I have to do.

You still can only rely on yourself, and you can’t rely on others (squinting at Warring States Dog Bi).

[Little idiot, I remember that when our wives discussed (che) and discussed (dan) before, we set it up to be able to purchase Seaou Express directly from Taobao, right? 】

[Yes, all the settings that the wives have made can be realized here. Don’t talk about TB. Let’s learn about Dianping.com’s food delivery and group buying on Are You Hungry?Also, how can I be such a little idiot...]

[How long does it take for Seagull to deliver the express? I want to change my clothes. 】

[Instant express delivery, definitely delivered within 3 minutes. 】

【Perfect. 】

After communicating with the A5 idiot in my mind, I ignored the Warring States period, which had been in deep contemplation for a long time, and opened various shopping apps with my phone in hand.Anyway, it will be delivered immediately, so there is no need to stock up. Just buy what you want to wear now.

It crackles a little bit, but when I go out, my clothes are mainly comfortable and convenient. I wear skirts and skirts all year round. Unless I have to change my equipment when I go to the gym, I wear a knee-length pencil skirt even when I go hiking... Well, You have to send the clothes you changed out of and the new clothes you bought to be washed and dried first, so there is nothing you can do, just wrap them in a bath towel and make do with it.

After clicking on the checkout and payment button, I saw that the purchased items were displayed as shipped within a few seconds. I went to the window and stretched out my arms to open the curtains. The morning sunlight surged in and instantly dispelled the darkness of the entire room. Last night It seems that there has been a little rain. Although the air at this moment still carries the sweet and greasy smell that lingers in the whole place, there is still the fragrance of fresh soil and vegetation coming to my nostrils, which makes me feel depressed. The turbidity was finally relieved...

Well, it's not a nice place, but it's a nice day today.

Warring States had just told me that in order to avoid pursuing soldiers, he took me to hide in the red light district - also commonly known as a brothel.

Unexpectedly, my first trip to the red light district in 25 years was not a trip to Amsterdam but an escape from a different world... I had mixed emotions.jpg.

Warring States still had no reaction to my actions, but still furrowed his brows in pain and hatred, not knowing what he was thinking.

The scheming old Goubi, huh, go ahead and do whatever you want.

I was still angry and didn't want to talk to him at all. I just looked up at the sky.After a while, a messenger gull carrying a large package flew really quickly from the sky.

"...Wow, it's really within 3 minutes." I looked at the time, muttered something in a low voice, then took the receipt from the messenger gull that had landed on the window sill, signed and handed it back to it. The strong messenger wearing a postman's hat and carrying a small tool bag nodded to me, flapped his wings and flew away.

This feeling is amazing. It wasn't until I opened the big package, checked the goods inside to make sure there were no omissions, clicked to confirm receipt and gave a five-star review, that I finally had this 'colorful' few days of time travel. The various magical feelings brought about by the fact that [I have traveled through time] were once again confirmed.

Well, apart from the fact that the male protagonist I want to defeat is a bitch, this time travel might be very interesting.

It’s fun, I want to continue playing, I want to play seriously.

Thinking like this, my mood suddenly changed from gloomy to sunny, and I unconsciously hummed a tune and opened the laundry service.Leave the toiletries and large bath towels behind, and stuff the rest into the small trolley case you bought together to pack for washing. OK, send the location and confirm the order.

Yes, it is so magical. I am a person who always has a laundry service APP on my phone (the soul of a lazy person).A seagull should come to pick up the suitcase later. I wrote the order number and contact person on the suitcase with a marker, and put the suitcase by the window.

Well, this box is not heavy, and there are only a few clothes in it. The messenger gull should be able to carry it.

After finishing everything, I put away my phone, took the toiletries and walked into the bathroom. I closed the door and locked it. I was just about to take off my clothes and take a shower when I found...

…………Well, this is not my modern world. I don’t know how to use the device in their bathroom that looks like a bath...

Who the hell is going to tell me what the hell is going on with the standard of living settings in the OP world? Why do the Begabank laboratories have so many computers? Their aboriginal houses don’t even have shower heads. Ahhhhh! !What is that device that looks like a bathtub but has no faucet? ? ?

Not wanting to turn around and ask for help from the Warring States period, I held my breath and struggled for a long time, finally figuring out the basic operations of the bathroom - damn, there were a row of square porcelain tiles on the side of the bathtub-like tub that could only accommodate one person. For the water inlet, you must first open the barrel-shaped water storage next to it, and then step on the organ-mounted pedal back and forth to bring the water in, and you must boil the water in advance to have hot water...

Okay, let's take a cold shower...

I don't want to wait for more than one minute anyway.

Looking at the various strange-shaped objects, while I felt novel, I once again felt resentful towards Oda for not publishing the OP World Life Guide setting collection.

My ability to survive in the original world was actually above par, and I could take care of myself wherever I went. But when I came to the OP world, I had to express my admiration for Oda-sama’s various whimsical ideas——

It's a fucking magical world here.

I stripped down to my underwear and thought helplessly while stepping on the pedal to divert the water.

After crying, I calmed down a lot. I was alone in the bathroom. I mechanically repeated the action of soaking the handkerchief and splashing water on my body. Except for the first moment when I was so cold that I gritted my teeth. When my body got used to the cold water, After the temperature is reached, there will be no big reaction.

Just in time to sort out the current situation by myself.

According to the description of the Warring States Period, this is a 'style' town on the outskirts of the Kingdom of Goa.This 'style' is rather special, and does not refer to the distinctive local culture, but to...

Well, sex, erotica, and services are prevalent there, and it can be called a red light street in Goa Kingdom.

Hiding in such a mixed place is indeed a good choice to hide your traces, but how long do you have to stay in such a place?Today is already the fifth day. It will take at least two weeks to take a passenger ship from here to Marineford. I heard from Warring States that it would be much faster to take a warship. You can take the navy's special fast ocean current channel and you can arrive in about a week.

I'll ask him later what his plans are. I only have 25 days left and I can't afford to waste it. If I don't arrange it well... Oh my god, I really may not be able to complete the task.

There is still no movement in the main mission. Apart from finishing two hundred sentences unilaterally while the Warring States Period was seriously injured and lying on the hospital bed, and advancing 20% ​​of the main mission, there are three other major missions: completing one's own flag, and having the target mission actively kiss oneself ( No matter which part), there is still zero progress in achieving the consolation achievement... Well, in fact, I almost completed the task of initiating a kiss the night before yesterday, but it was a pity that it was interrupted by a group of indifferent pirates.

At that time, it was obvious that we almost... got a kiss...

My movements of cleaning my body gradually stopped, and my mind was involuntarily led by the scene that night, the shameful and angry expression of the other party, the embarrassment of having no way to escape, and... the hot breath that was so close at hand...

What a pity... It was almost...

If we have to take action next time, it will be much more difficult. After all... we have already shown our cards.

Ah, the showdown.

I suppressed the whine rising from my throat, groaned and hit my forehead on the edge of the bathtub, feeling the pain in my chest until I died...

My fault is that I tend to be easily taunted when I get excited. I must change it.

Feeling embarrassed and broken, I suppressed my whining until my face turned red. I beat myself up a hundred times in my head, but in the end I could only sigh...

"Ugh……………………"

Showdown.

Then let's have a showdown.

But I really didn't expect that the first big problem I encountered after the showdown was not from the other party's emotional rejection, but...

[Sorry, I really can't do this. I already have an engaged fiancée. ]

Not long ago, when I was crying with runny nose and crying, accusing the other party of being ruthless and unjust, the black-haired officer who was marked in bright red letters by the system as my "attack·strategy·object·object" said seriously Literally, he rejected me.

Rejected, me!

Let’s not talk about whether he is interested in me or not. I made it clear directly - he has an engaged fiancée! ! ! !

I:? ? ? ? ? ? ?

"What the hell... did I get the wrong script or did I travel through time with a fake OP???" My forehead was firmly pressed against the edge of the hard bathtub. I subconsciously tightened my fingers tightly, and the water in the towel was squeezed out by me. Leaving my bare arms behind, I fell into a state of mind-numbing thoughts.

The Warring States Period, um, the Buddha's Warring States Period, where did his fiancée come from? EXME? ! !Isn’t that a girl who is over 70 years old and has only one adopted son, Rosinandi, and no other family members? ? ?Oda, you don’t like me? ! ! !

[…………Actually, there is no Mrs. Donkey. 】

I was excited and straightened my back quickly.

[Little idiot, don’t you let me monitor my brain waves even when I take a shower? 】

A5: [Don’t worry, madam, I didn’t see anything hehehe~~]

…………I don’t trust the ‘hehehe’ of A5 very much.

A5 continued: [There is not much information about the Warring States Marshal written by Oda. Madam, do you know about 'Creation of the World'? 】

I thought about it, and I seem to have seen this theory somewhere: [……… I probably know a little bit about it. 】

A5: [This is a 'created world'. Well, to put it simply, it means that when a three-dimensional author with strong creative power has accumulated a certain amount of works, in the fantasy space Two-dimensional, it is very likely that such a work-based world will be born. 'Creating the world'. 】

I feebly continued to squeeze some shower gel, rub it into bubbles, and apply it on my body: [Well, I can understand this theory, and thoughts can become reality... something like that. 】

A5: [This is a 'Creation World'. Since it is a world, it must have a complete development process. What Oda shows people is only part of the scenery of this world. In the world that has already formed a 'Creation World' Here, every 'character' is real and flesh-and-blood, no different from our three-dimensional world. The only difference between our world and here is 'creativity'. 】

[…………] Seeing that A5’s tone is becoming more and more formulaic, I started to feel overwhelmed by its attitude of wanting to talk about grand topics such as the origin of the universe and the beginning of the world: [Dear little idiot, I look very good now. Are you in the mood to listen to you give a private lecture on "The Origin of the World" with a professional level of 4 or above?Just say what you want to say, I'm tired enough, so stop beating around the bush. 】

A5 immediately said with a playful smile on his face: [Short of oil~ I sometimes want to be more academic and reliable~~]

I expressionlessly took a spoonful of cold water and poured it on my head: [Speak in human terms. 】

[Oh... Well, actually, I just want to say that no matter what the process is, the final result must be what Oda showed the readers. Simply put, it is 'the unchangeable plot'.Therefore, even if the 29-year-old Mr. Sengoku has a fiancée now, it does not mean that he was married when he was 73 years old. Even when he received Rosinandi in his 40s, he was not necessarily married.The corners of the wall can be pried, and a hoe is available. Madam, you have to work hard! 】

Crashing...

I quietly listened to the sound of water rushing through my body, falling along my skin, until it flowed into the drain on the ground, and I was thinking rapidly...

The plot cannot be changed...

In other words, in Oda's writing, Sengoku was originally single in his 70s, so in this world, he would also go in the destined direction...

I suddenly recalled Sengoku's expression not long ago when he told me that he was engaged and had a fiancée.

Even though he tried hard to hide it and mixed it with embarrassment, sadness, etc., he could still tell...

Young man, we are in Huaichun.

"Alas..." I have never sighed as frequently in my life as I have in the past few days. When I think of the bastard guy outside the door who I am so confused about how to tie him up, I really feel like I have a splitting headache.

I only have two principles when it comes to relationships: one, don’t cheat, and two, don’t be a mistress.

"Everyone already has a fiancée they like, I..."

I…………

Can you do it?

My naked skin shrank from the cold wind that came from nowhere, and I shivered with cold.

Well, let’s talk about such profound questions later. Let’s finish taking a shower first...

"...%&￥!!!"

Ok?

While I was still wiping my hair with a dry handkerchief, I suddenly heard bursts of noisy voices coming from outside. I couldn't hear it clearly through the door panel, but it seemed that the sounds of the Warring States Period were mixed in.

Is there someone outside?

No, I have to go out and have a look.

I quickly dried myself, put on new underwear, and wrapped myself in a bathrobe. I tied my belt with my wet hair and hurriedly unlocked the door and walked out of the bathroom:

"What's wrong, Warring States, is anyone here?"

As soon as I made a sound, several people standing scattered in the small bedroom all looked up at me, and I was stunned.

Warring States looked tired but was still holding on to talk to a few people. When he saw me coming out like this, he pointed to the brand new small suitcase on the window sill that had a receipt affixed on it: "Your clothes have been sent back, go in and change them." Come on." The intention of driving him away was clear, and it was obviously not like me getting involved in what looked like a small negotiation.

"...?" I tilted my head, not quite understanding what the situation was, so I didn't say anything more and walked towards the suitcase.

However, the few people who suddenly appeared in the room did not give Warring States face. One of them, a young man dressed as a doctor and carrying a medical kit, looked at me and said calmly: "It is natural to pay for medical treatment. This is a 'red light district'. I He is a 'black market doctor', and you can only walk through this door after paying the consultation fee... I think you, who can hire a 'black market doctor', are well aware of this rule."

Warring States suppressed his anger and his voice was very low. His back was to me, so I couldn’t see his expression clearly: “I just hung up two bottles of water to get rid of the fever, but you actually asked for one hundred thousand beli... It won’t be too much.”

The young doctor sneered: "Oh, you can't live up to your expectations. Don't you understand the rule that black market doctors have the right to set their own prices? As long as you hire me, I will set the price for both major and minor illnesses. I am also taking the risk." I came to see you at great risk. Who knows if you are some dangerous wanted criminals or something like that? Is asking for [-] too much?"

Following the doctor's words, the several bodyguard-like personnel following him who looked like they were not easy to mess with all showed fierce looks.

Warring States: "..."

Oh, it turned out that I was here to collect a debt.

I understand.

Holding the phone in my hand, I checked the balance in my account - very good, all the daily tasks from the day before yesterday were completed, and the reward of [-] Baileys has been received.

"This is the doctor." I took my mobile phone, peeled off the soft plastic phone case, took out two bank cards and a credit card hidden away, and walked towards them: "Can I swipe my card?"

Warring States was stunned and looked at me with surprise: "??!"

However, the young man who claimed to be a 'black market doctor' thought quickly enough and supernaturally turned his gaze to me and answered my words: "Anything is fine. If you don't want to be traced to the flow of funds, you can also pay in cash." ."

I smiled politely: "Then just swipe the card. I'm not a wanted fugitive. The flow of funds is not a big deal." Besides, my card is a three-dimensional card. If you have the ability, try tracing it.

The black market doctor nodded and quickly handed over a POS machine. I swiped the card and entered the password to confirm the transaction. The [-] beli that had just been transferred to the account the day before yesterday was entered into the other party's account.

Black market doctor: "Also, this is the accommodation fee, management fee, shelter fee, and cover fee that the proprietress of this store asked me to collect together... A total of 12 Baileys, please pay it off together."

Me: "Oh, okay." I swiped my card quickly.

Black market doctor: "This list is the consumption of this gentleman and another Mr. Karp in the store last night (Warring States: It was just a meal and we did not consume any other strange services!!), a total of 8 Baileys.”

Me: "Yeah, I got it." Refresh it again.

The black market doctor seemed to be in a particularly good mood, and the dimples on his cheeks appeared when he smiled.

"It's all settled now. Thank you for your patronage. If you two stay here tonight, I can talk to the landlady and give you a [-]% discount." I like dealing with cheerful customers the most. Hehehe.

"Then I'll trouble you." I looked through my consumption records and balances. I felt confident that I wasn't panicking, so I swiped my card very casually. Warring States looked on stupidly, his eyes flitting back and forth between me and the black market doctor. Confused.

"It's good to leave."

I sent the black market doctor and several of his bodyguards out the door, giving them a sweet and polite smile before closing the door and locking it.

"Hmm... I want to exchange some shells... Why are you looking at me like this?" I muttered and slowly turned around. As soon as I looked up, I was startled by Seng Guo. This guy looked at me like an alien. The eyes are extremely complex.

Warring States opened his mouth, his voice a little hoarse: "Have you... always been like this?"

No matter the reason for being so generous to him...

"No." I calmly picked up my clothes and walked past him, and entered the bathroom without looking back. Before closing the door, I turned back to glare at him one last time, gritted my teeth and said, "I'm just used to paying and swiping my card with you all the time. It’s just three circular actions of selling off property and continuing to swipe credit cards.”

You loser.

I felt that the disgust in my eyes was clearly conveyed to him.

Because Zeng Guo immediately showed a shameful and angry expression, as if he was about to explode in the next second.

Humph, you old bitch.

You owe me so much!