[One Piece] Hello, Single Dog Warring States Marshal!

"No, don't be so excited, the wound will..."

"Please answer my questions and don't change the subject."

"This is not to change the topic, but a kind reminder. From the moment I met you to now, you have no idea how much effort I have put into bringing you back from death. Don't let my efforts go in vain, okay? Mr. Warring States Period."

"Isn't this little injury fatal... Wait, I felt something was wrong since last time. Why do you know who I am? Also, if it's just an ordinary act of bravery, saving me on the street corner once would be enough, right? , why do you still take the initiative to get involved with me one after another?"

".........I'm not that proactive, actually."

"Please answer my question directly! Miss SUI (pronounced like 'suy')!"

"It's not 'suy', it's 'year'... Well, just pronounce 'SAI' (the pronunciation of '歳' in Japanese)."

"'SAI'? No matter how you pronounce it, it's weird... No! It's off topic again! Answer my question and don't ramble!"

"I still didn't pronounce it correctly. Really, you just called me 'Irene'. It's very rude to always pronounce other people's names incorrectly."

"Ah, I'm so sorry, I won't challenge the unfamiliar pronunciation. Miss 'Irene', please..."

"Hey, although the pronunciation is correct this time, the accent is very strange, okay, okay, barely——"

Bang! ! !

A loud noise came from my ears, and the strong wind brushed by my fist blew my scattered hair away. The vibration full of anxiety and warning fell on the floor on my face...

Sengoku maintained his posture of punching the floor next to my head. There were several veins on his head, and he stared at me with an expression like a gangster debt collector. His tone was particularly unkind:

"Answer the questions honestly, and if you make any more nonsense, I will throw you into the sea and feed you to the fish."

Well, what he said is also a very standard underworld phrase.

It makes people, really, very kind of...

The urge to beat him up.

Is this his attitude towards the person who saved his life several times and almost got his head shot for no reason? !

When they caught me, they first threw away my property, life and mobile phone, and then held me down for interrogation like a criminal. Now you are threatening me? !

Damn, you are so cruel.

Several veins popped out uncontrollably on my face, and a ball of anger surged up in my heart.Being interrogated and bullied by this guy would make even the Virgin White Lotus furious, not to mention my domineering personality who is used to being strong.

Calm down, this guy is just young and full of energy, don't go head-to-head with the Second Demon King, just go with it...

Just when I was trying to calm down the emotion of jumping up and beating someone, Seng Guo still bravely strode towards the cliff of death, unable to stop at all: "It seems that just throwing that small box away from you, you still can't stop" Will cooperate, tsk, if I had known, I would have crushed it to pieces."

…………What?

crumb? ? ? ?

I looked straight at the real, middle-aged second devil, and the troubled navy man who was lying above me, his limbs suppressing me tightly, preventing me from turning over, with a gangster-like arrogant expression on his face, and wounds all over his body. General... It is said that he will become a marshal in the future. He will be called a 'wise general' in the future. The annoying bastard. Warring States. For some reason, the nerves in his brain suddenly clicked...

I deadpanned: "......Are you serious?"

Seeing that I finally answered, Warring States raised his eyebrows high: "Sure enough, that thing is your cover. You will only answer when you mention it."

Me: "I'm just asking you if you really want to destroy my phone."

Warring States had a plan on his face and whispered in a low voice: "So that thing is called a 'mobile phone'. It sounds like some kind of mechanical product. Hey, what on earth is that 'mobile phone'? Why do you have such a magical weapon with such high combat power?" "

Very good, he asked me but didn’t answer, and I asked him but he didn’t answer. It seems that this dialogue pattern cannot be broken in the current deadlock for a while.

If you want to break...

I closed my eyes, took a deep breath, and began to call the system customer service in my heart.

Hey, A5, are you still alive?

……

…………

There was no responding voice in my head.

Instead, when Warring States saw me closing my eyes and ignoring me, he grabbed my shoulders and pushed me to the ground, shouting at me with a ferocious voice: "I'm asking you a question! Don't pretend to be dead, you guy!"

A5, you'd better get online soon, my male protagonist is developing into a villain.

I kept calling out to my system customer service who was good at being cute. I kept an expressionless expression on my face and glared at him, gritting my teeth and not saying a word.

I can't think of any other possibility other than wasting my efforts to talk to a big naughty kid with secondary attributes. It's better to just shut up, say less and make less mistakes.

So A5, hurry up and get online. I can't help but want to beat up the naughty kid (the key is that there is no systematic force to support me... I can't beat him QAQ).

Warring States looked like he was offended by my passive attitude, and shouted at me again: "Your behavior, the more I think about it, the more suspicious it becomes! Were you deliberately delaying the time in the hospital?" Are you a spy sent by that guy Jurod?! Tell me! Who is your master?! What do you want from me?"

Wow, I actually spontaneously entered the stage of persecution delusion without saying a word. It is really one of the typical symptoms of chuunibyou, and it is not adulterated at all.

After roughly understanding the status of middle school students at this age in the Warring States period, I really felt that I didn’t want to say anything other than MMP, so I could only muster up the energy to defend myself with two sentences:

"No matter how suspicious I am, I'm not suspicious in the way you think. You're overthinking it. Also, that Jurod just captured me as a hostage. Didn't you see that I almost got shot in the head? I'm the first time I've arrived. If you are unfamiliar with the place here, how can you possibly collude with your enemies to harm you..."

Warring States frowned stubbornly: "Maybe it's a trick, you guys are acting together or something. But... what do you mean when you say you're here for the first time?"

This naughty kid is inexplicably sharp.

A5, have you had enough sleep? Don’t think I don’t know that you can connect online within ten meters. Even if you were knocked unconscious just now, you should recover now, you bastard.

Cursing MMP in his heart, he still maintained the helpless expression on his face that said, "It's so hard to deal with a middle-level patient." He continued to argue with Warring States: "Yes, I just came 'here' the day before yesterday. Before that, I had no idea about this I only know the world in writing, and I have never really been here. Coming here this time is also an unprecedented and magical opportunity. Although I don’t want to say it like this, to be honest, I encountered so many things when I first came here, and I was very confused.”

You must have a certain degree of control when speaking. The other party will definitely not believe you if you tell all the truth in one breath. Just slowly, bit by bit, slightly modify the truth and release it, and master the rhythm of the conversation. Talent...

Warring States was stunned for a moment after hearing my words, then curled his lips with a mocking expression on his face: "What? So you are a country bumpkin from an uncivilized area of ​​the 'New World', traveling to see the world or something?" , don’t make it so mysterious.”

………………What?

From uncivilized areas...

Country bumpkin? ? ? ? ?

EXME? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

My brain suddenly got stuck.

Maybe it was my expression that entertained Warring States, but the guy actually burst into laughter and quickly tightened his mouth, suppressing his laughter until his cheeks bulged...

That look is really awesome!class!owe!beat!of!ah! !

Wow, actually, I was laughed at by this chuunibyou fool.

Really, I couldn't help it.

clap clap clap...

I could almost hear the tiny popping blood vessels and bulging veins pulsing on my forehead.

A5, I will give you one second. If you continue to pretend to be dead, I will apply to format you and re-configure you with an AI.

[Beep————No, no, no, no, madam, calm down, I’m coming, I’m really coming, I’m coming right away, ahhhhh——]

The moment after I issued the death threat, the long-lost system sound immediately rang loudly in my mind. I could almost see the visual image of the A5 with lasagna in tears, rushing towards me and hugging my thigh, begging for mercy. …

Great, you're here.

【嘤嘤嘤……Madam…………】

Did you enjoy the show?

[I... really... fainted after falling... 嘤嘤嘤嘤 babies...]

fart.Forget it, let’s not talk about this for now. I won’t say more about what I want to do. You understand.

[(Sniffles) Well, I know, I know, I will mobilize the program to arm you immediately. 】

Good boy.

[Then it starts. 】

Start it.

Letting the reassuring system startup sound echo in my mind, I closed my eyes again and said slowly, keeping my voice steady: "Why are you always able to automatically turn on the brain supplement mode and not listen to what others say?"

Warring States' expression slowly softened from suppressing a smile, and became a bit proud as if he was determined to win: "Of course I'm listening, but you didn't say much. If you say more, maybe I can guess more accurately. "

[Beep—The armed self-defense system is activated, and the weapons will be synchronized immediately according to the host’s requirements. 】

The system sound of the synchronized activation of weapons gave me enough confidence. I smiled and began to think about how to lower Sengoku's vigilance as much as possible before the weapons were fully synchronized.The image of me being forced to bury my chest before the Warring States Period and having a profuse nosebleed appeared in my mind. My mind moved, and suddenly I had a bold idea...

Slowly moving my fingers, I stretched out my palms and tried to carefully climb up the strong arm supporting my face. Under Sengoku's gaze, I used my only left hand that could still move to touch the exposed part of his hospital bed. The forearm outside the suit.

I slowed down my voice and half-squinted my eyes with a smile: "It turns out that when you interrogate others, you rely on guessing. Why can't you sit down properly, grab a cup of coffee or something, and talk slowly?"

Warring States warily turned his eyes to the movement of my left hand, and then turned back to look directly at me. His voice was calm and guarded: "...I don't drink coffee with women, and I don't like talking nonsense with women. The interrogation must be direct. It's better when it's over." As he said that, he threw my hand away, grabbed my wrist and pushed it back to the floor.

Very good, now I can't move my whole body.

[Choose Armed Mode—Ding!At the host's request, Mode E is unlocked and the host is immediately equipped with this mode.Arming starts simultaneously, 10%, 20%...]

"But this posture is too..." My wrist was a little painful from being grabbed by Warring States. I frowned without tightening my expression, and my voice fluctuated a bit.Sighing quietly, I rearranged my expression, looked back at him with the most harmless expression, and tentatively... raised my chin, revealing my loosely buttoned neckline and slender neck line.

I saw Seng Guo's face tense up instantly.

The two of us are actually very close to each other all the time. As long as we raise our heads slightly, we can touch the bridge of each other's noses.And at this distance, my small movements of deliberately distributing hormones seemed to work... Specifically, I clearly felt that Sengoku's strength to suppress my limbs had relaxed a little.

[60%, 70%...]

Let the system sound in my head announce the progress, and I don't intend to stop the sudden change in the subtle atmosphere.

Warring States stared at me, his eyes seemed firm, but deep in his eyes there was still a trace of shyness and forced composure. It seemed that my small actions deliberately made him feel at a loss, but he remained sullen and motionless, not even a single move. To change the current situation.

"...It's too...too much."

Being older also has its advantages, at least in terms of getting along between the sexes. As an adult woman who is mature in all aspects, she will no longer feel unnecessary shyness about these small tricks.

To put it bluntly, he is thick-skinned.

"It hurts so much..." Speak softly, lower your pitch, and say it in a sighing tone, with hazy eyes. While saying suggestive words, you can combine it with some small techniques such as expression, intonation, and body language. It's easy to do this. Create a different atmosphere between two people who are close to each other.

"..." Sengoku's eyes seemed to escape for a moment, but he still insisted on looking directly at me, trying his best to avoid the skin on my neck and collarbone that I deliberately stretched out...

His expression looked almost unbearable, and it felt like he wanted to throw me ten meters away at any time.

Hey, you are obviously a puppy inside, but you still dare to pretend to be an old wolfdog and interrogate me in super close range ambiguous mode, you are stupid.

【80%, 90%...】

The progress of the system sound broadcast in my head became more and more compact, and I could clearly feel some subtle changes starting to occur in my body from the inside.The corner of my mouth curled up calmly. The closer the progress was to completion, the more I unscrupulously teased Sengoku with words, deeds and small actions, who no longer knew where to turn his eyes.

I tilted my head, showing my best angle, and letting my black hair fall naturally along my ears, spreading on the white sheets. I deliberately half-squinted my eyes to bring out a hint of charm in the corners of my eyes... As the progress in my mind counted down, I gradually began to feel a slight warmth on my cheeks and palms. I knew it was a sign that the synchronization of the weapons was about to be completed, but when the warmth showed up directly, a blush appeared on my cheeks. .

How about old dog competition, can you catch this straight ball? !

…………

Obviously can't handle it.

Sure enough, Sengoku didn't hold back in the end and looked away in embarrassment.

I know the level of my appearance, and I also know how I look when I turn on the seductive mode. After such a series of deliberately seductive little actions, I saw the embarrassment of Seng Guo who could no longer look at me directly and his eyes averted. I was not surprised at all. .

Well, if it weren't for the poor performance of the previous guy, I would have wanted to continue this atmosphere.

Maybe on the third day of time travel, I can complete the most difficult main quest 'Complete the FLAG I set up'...

But thinking back to the way this guy deserved a beating a few minutes ago, I sighed inwardly and stuck to my original plan - I must beat this ungrateful fool! ! !

And just when the atmosphere between the two of us began to become sticky and ambiguous, the system sound in my head finally transmitted the good news that the loading was completed:

[100%, beep - the host's self-selected mode E'Electric Mouse' weapon is synchronized, and the host can freely call the 'Electric Mouse' weapon skill. 】

perfect.

The heat rising on my cheeks and palms is getting higher and higher. I know without looking that my face must have had two clusters of bright red blushes. My mind is slightly trying to use the energy that is pouring into my body, almost. In sync with my thoughts, I heard the faint crackling sound of electric shock coming from my cheek...

Hehehehe... Warring States, you're fucked.

The eyes that were charming a second ago suddenly turned ferocious. I silently mobilized my thoughts, preparing for a wave of super attacks to directly beat this stupid kid out of the house with his eyes wandering around but not daring to look at me——

"...I didn't mean it at the time..."

Just a moment before I was about to lose my temper, the Second Demon King of the Middle School, who had been hesitating for a while without saying a word, suddenly murmured something incomprehensible.

My cheeks were clearly flashing with lightning, but I was stunned by Seng Guo's strange attitude and words. I tilted my head and asked black questions on my face: "What????"

Sengoku seemed a little uncomfortable. He coughed awkwardly and forced himself to return his eyes to me.He released the hand that was holding my wrist, moved it in front of me, pointed at the side of my neck, and said in a muffled voice: "There shouldn't be any scars here... To be honest, I was I really didn’t expect that guy from Bass to really dare to shoot.”

I blinked and was stunned for a while before I realized that he was referring to the burn scar on the side of my neck where Jurod Bass fired during a demonstration...

Eh…………

Does he actually care about this?

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………………

It's just a matter of moments.

At this moment, it was like a bucket of cold water being poured down on me. All the anger that had accumulated to the critical point and was about to explode...

He was extinguished by his words...

The heat on my cheeks and palms gradually dropped, and the turbulent power in my body also subsided. The obvious electric light on my cheeks that was already visible to the naked eye suddenly disappeared completely. I stared at Warring States with my eyes open blankly, he The stupid look on my face that clearly wanted to apologize and felt guilty, but was holding on to my dignity and refused to say it out loud, reflected in my eyes... Even if it ruined all the atmosphere I had worked so hard to create, it was particularly successful. I have no idea at all...

This guy…………

Actually, it's a bit cute.

An idea suddenly appeared in my chaotic mind, and I didn't even have time to react. "Why is this person so cute?" This idea was like a flame blown by the wind, and it quickly burned in my mind——

Before I could react, that guy from Warring States gave me another fatal blow.

The awkward, big sailor clicked his tongue in frustration. He looked rough, but his facial features were very elegant and upright: "I admit that it was my fault for causing you to be injured. I'm sorry. If I don't do it next time, If you still encounter this situation, I will definitely try my best to get you out first!"

BOOOOM——

There was a bang in my head. I was so cute that this old dog suddenly became honest. I exploded on the spot. My mind went blank except, 'Oh my God, is this guy so cute? He seems kind of handsome when I look at him like this. Oops, Oops, the more I look at him, the more handsome he looks. What should I do? I want to kiss him hard, ah ah ah ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!

I felt my cheeks burning hot. After the electric light dissipated, the only thing that could explain the heat seemed to be my own physiological reaction.

Yes, I blushed. .seven

No shyness at all, just cute.

Ah, how could my old dog be so... when he admitted his mistake obediently?

"But -" before I could finish shouting in my head, the old Warring States dog Bi, who was originally very well-behaved, handsome and cute, suddenly raised his head again, changed the topic and said loudly: "I just wanted to say Why are you squinting at me, teacher? Are the corners of your eyes cramped? And your hair is stuck to your nostrils."

"……………………" My intoxicated expression froze on my face, and I instantly became fishy-eyed.

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…………

………………

Um……………………

really.

I think an old dog is cute or something...

"Crack crackle crackle-"

The violent energy in the body that has just been soothed surges up with the mobilization of thoughts!The heat that could almost burn a person rose again on his cheeks and palms, and increasingly clear electric light emerged from the blush on his cheeks, actively beating and colliding into bursts of thunder and lightning sparks in Sengoku's incredible eyes.

"Hey, hey, you're..." Warring States seemed to sense the coming danger, and immediately let go of his hand that was holding me, and rolled around trying to get up and escape...

however--

Crackling——! !

My eyes widened suddenly and I sat up, facing the direction of Warring States without hesitation!Released the powerful force that had been gathering in the body for a long time——

"I think you're so cute, I'm really blind, you bastard!!! Go to hell -!!!!!!"

Accompanied by lightning and thunder, in Sengoku's horrified but unable to dodge eyes, a huge thunder pillar suddenly fell above his head——!

I have never been so crazy since I came to the OP world:

"Just give me a hundred thousand volts, you big idiot——!!!!!"

boom--------

Armed Mode E, 'Electric Mouse', also known as - 'Pikachu'.

I'm giving you an electric shock and you say I'm cramping, that's fine, then come and experience the feeling of being 'electrified' for yourself, you bastard! !

Fuck you steel man! ! (Than the middle finger)