[One Piece] Hello, Single Dog Warring States Marshal!

People, in order to survive and not be left behind by the times, are always learning new things.

If you don't accept new things, you will be eliminated by the new era.

And this concept is more specific, applied to the present, and embodied in me, that is...

I sat steadily in the Gundam's operation room. The left half of the virtual screen in front of me was full of graphic operation tutorials. Only the right half was the real-time video from outside. I forced my brain to work quickly to keep up with the system customer service and the rapidly scrolling Teaching speed with graphic tutorials, study hard and adapt.

What are you studying?

Um…………

People may not believe it.

I, in the OP's world, am trying to learn how to fly a Gundam.

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Isn’t it exciting?Is it challenging?

Me: "A5, if I want to punch through that wall, what should I do?"

[Madam, the second button from top to bottom of the operating lever you hold in your right hand is the start button for deforming the main gun on your right arm and loading ammunition. Please aim at your attack target through the sight, and then press the top of the right operating lever The fire button fires the gun. 】

The main gun is deformed, ammunition is loaded, and the gun is loaded.

Aim and... shoot!

boom----! ! !

"Wow, that's awesome. It's worthy of being a Gundam..."

Seeing that the target of the attack that I used for experiments, but actually wanted to achieve the effect of armed deterrence, the broken wall where Seng Guo was originally standing, was blown to pieces, and the group of people who didn't take me as a target at all were blown up. What happened was that the rotten people who were bullied to death (including that bastard from the Warring States Period!!) were so furious that I... raised the corners of my mouth very proudly, and smiled the brightest smile since time travel!

I am really angry! ! !

A bunch of bastards are pointing guns at me. I'm so tired of living! !

Eat one of my Gundam cannons, you bastards! ! ! !

"A5, can this machine fly?" I chatted with the system customer service in a brisk tone with a smile on my face, while repeating the actions of loading ammunition, aiming and firing.

Visually, there was a Gundam body about ten meters high standing motionless on the spot. I just temporarily learned some simple armed operations, which was enough to kill those damn ones who wanted to kill me every minute and didn't put me there. The bastards in my eyes were crying for their fathers and mothers!

Seeing that the hospital building was about to fail and could collapse at any time, I chased several fleeing Navy gangsters (especially Jurod Bass!!) and bombed them indiscriminately while using the gopher method. Following the guidance given by System A5, I brought up the rear wing panel of the aircraft and found that this aircraft was indeed equipped with an aircraft!

Damn it, at first I thought it was just Amuro's most basic RX-78-2 'White Devil', but I didn't expect this configuration. My brother Kira's 'Strike Freedom' didn't run away!

【…………Um……Madam, that…………】

Just when I was immersed in 'ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha in the same day is also good, which is a bit good. Look at Lao Tzu's full wave of operation'. I have been tuned and taught me The extremely obedient system customer service whispered, "I was really happy and didn't really want to pay attention to her, so I lazily said 'hmm'."

Damn it, this machine is so well equipped. Even though I am a layman who likes shojo romance comics and shounen adventure comics and is not too keen on Gundam mechs and other subjects, I saw the rows of swords, cannons and defenses. system, they will all think, "Oh my God, this machine is so awesome."

【Madam...Madam, please stop playing...that...time...】

I was having a great time playing whack-a-mole, and I found a lot of equipment and programs that I couldn't understand but looked like they were very high-end. System A5's weak advice had no effect on me at all: "It's okay, it's okay." What does it matter if you play it, it’s the first time in my life! Open! Gundam! Hey!!” Ah, I found the flight system!

【...but...but...】

I have the old habit of getting carried away when I get too excited. I don't pay attention to the words of the system customer service, which can be said to be a guide. I just pour out my anger and use the operating system a little bit. After I got used to it, I even started to study other functions of the Gundam regardless of the occasion...

Not a good practice, really.

If I had to do it over again, I guarantee that I would listen to the advice of my poor system customer service seriously, seriously, and sincerely.

Obediently...

Honestly...

[beep————]

Just when I was operating the Gundam and slapped Buzz into the wall, unable to move, and laughed three times to express my anger, the entire operating room suddenly remembered the harsh system beep!

"Hey -" The sharp sound that pierced my eardrums made me shrink my neck subconsciously. When the alarm that had been blaring for about ten seconds stopped, I felt a dull pain in my head.

I wanted to lose my temper and muttered: "What are you doing..."

However, just before I was about to get angry at the A5, the familiar mechanical sound of the system rang again: [Emergency reminder!Urgent reminder!There are 5 minutes left before the system's daily data refresh time. Please disarm the host immediately. The system will be maintained soon!Please host to disarm the mode immediately, the system will be maintained soon! 】

Um? ? ! ! ! ! !

When I heard it, I was instantly confused!

What? ? ! ! !

Want to take back my Gundam? ! !

"A5!!!" This scared me a lot. Looking at the navy men outside who were gradually surrounding me when I suddenly stopped moving, I was so frightened that I shouted to my little customer service officer.

[…………Madam, you can finally listen to me now. 】

.........Oh, why is this girl's tone so vicissitudes of life?

I twitched my lips, not really wanting to explore A5's current psychological activities, so I hurriedly asked: "What to do now?! Does the system need to be maintained every day??!"

[Yes, the system will update and maintain all APPs and task panels at midnight every day for one hour. During this period, the mobile phone will not provide any services except the translation function.Before system maintenance, my wife needs to terminate all ongoing system functions, otherwise when the time is up, the system will forcefully stop all ongoing functions, that is to say...]

I stiffened my face and continued, "In other words, my Gundam will be forcibly released in 5 minutes, and then for the next hour, I can't count on you for anything, I can only rely on myself."

A5 groaned twice to show his agreement.

I:"……………………"

Speechless.

This, you are trying to force me to death! ! ! ! !

I glanced at the scene outside with a face full of collapse, and then looked far away at the dark sea outside the damaged wall...

I only have 5 minutes left.

With both hands tightly holding the operating lever that gave me a real sense of security for the first time since I came to the OP world, my mind was running rapidly, and countless thoughts flew by. After thinking about it, in the end, my eyes returned to that He had already touched the corner of the wall and saw that the next step was to jump off the building and escape for his life.

[Beep——There are still 3 minutes left before forced disarming. Please take the initiative to disarm as soon as possible!The system is about to be maintained, please host to disarm the mode immediately! 】

The sound of the system echoed in my mind like it was urging me to do something. A5 was also urging me in a low voice. Various systems in the Gundam operation room also issued operating warnings of 'about to go offline' at the same time. My mind was just like running PARTY, all kinds of sounds came together, almost making my brain explode.

[There are still 2 minutes until forced disarmament, the host please take the initiative to disarm as soon as possible!The system is about to be maintained, please host to disarm the mode immediately! 】

[The system is about to be maintained, please host to disarm the mode immediately! 】

[嘤嘘嘤...Madam, please make contact quickly, otherwise you will fall directly from a height of more than ten meters later...]

[The system is about to be maintained, please host to disarm the mode immediately! 】

[Madam... Madam, please don't be confused, I'm still waiting for the natural volume update next door 嘤嘤嘤嘤QAQ…………]

[There are still 1 minutes until forced disarmament, the host please take the initiative to disarm as soon as possible!The system is about to be maintained, please host to disarm the mode immediately! 】

【Madam ah ah ah————】

Wow, it's really lively.

"Shut the fuck up!!!!——"

Suddenly I shouted loudly. Maybe it was because I was too violent. The system and A5 were both stunned by my scolding, and they didn't dare to make any more noise for several seconds.

I closed my eyes, took a deep breath, and exhaled it slowly. When I opened my eyes again, I had already made up my mind.

Me: "Hey, A5."

My voice was too calm. A5, who was so frightened that he could only hold back his sobs, groaned in fright and responded quickly: [Hey, madam, I'm here QAQ...]

I deadpanned: "What if my life safety is seriously threatened during system maintenance?"

A5: [Ah, um, if your vital signs, madam, drop to the 'near-death' line judged by the system, even if it is under maintenance, we will immediately activate the life stress system to protect your life. 】

Me: "What about the people with me? For example, someone and I were in danger at the same time."

A5: [This... the emergency activated life stress system is only responsible for your personal life safety. Others... probably cannot be included. 】

Me: "This is a special situation. If I disarm mode now, it will be a dead end. Even if I don't die, my target will be in great danger. If he dies, what's the point of my journey?" .”

A5: 【…………This…………but……】

I interrupted her chatter forcefully and said categorically: "Don't keep talking to me so much. You must grant me this privilege this time. I request that while the life stress system is activated for me personally, the Warring States Period Included! Otherwise, I will smash my phone right now! It’s all over! Otherwise, if my hero dies, I’ll be trapped in this ghost world for the rest of my life!!!”

I grimaced, and my voice was steady but full of anger: "DEAL? (Deal?)"

Both the system and A5 were silent for about ten seconds. I stared at the countdown with only 20 seconds left on the light screen, and I had already made up my mind to break the pot.

18, 17, 16...

The seconds were decreasing little by little. I closed my eyes and began to prepare myself to be disarmed and fall directly from the air...

10, 9, 8, 7...

Damn it, at worst, everything will die.

I don’t want to play anymore, you can do it yourself!

[beep————]

Finally, when the countdown reached 3, the system's beep sounded.

A5: [Madam! !The system application was finally approved! !Madam, please take off your seat belt! ! !It's about to make an emergency landing! ! ! 】

BINGO! ! ! !

I immediately opened my eyes and quickly unfastened my seat belt with my hands and feet. Following the instructions of A5, I pulled down the oxygen mask from the small warehouse above my head. I stood up in my seat and prepared to disarm for landing.

I stared at Sengoku not far away, and said quickly in a low voice: "Drive the machine to Sengoku's side before making contact!! Hurry!!"

The Gundam, which had paused for a few minutes, immediately moved its legs under the control of the A5. With just one step, it reached the top of Sengoku's head!

2, 1——

I hurriedly leaned down and prepared to jump down.

0--

[Beep—Update time is up, all running modes will be released immediately. 】

A5: [Madam! !It's now! ! ! 】

As the system beep sounded, the entire operation cabin suddenly started to move. I took a deep breath and held my breath——

Stuck——! ! !

The feeling of weightlessness suddenly rose!My feet were in the air, and my whole body fell rapidly from the cabin that had been partially lifted! !

A5: [Lean forward!Open your arms!Jump! ! 】

"Do you still want to say it!!!" I held on to the weightless feeling of falling that could make me cry immediately. I tried my best to stretch my arms and could only give myself courage by swearing!Head straight towards the Warring States Period with a downward momentum!

The loud noise of the Gundam's body disintegrating made everyone present restless. Sengoku was frightened and turned around suddenly. When he raised his eyes, he met my eyes as I jumped off the Gundam.

Even from a distance, I could clearly see that his pupils suddenly narrowed.

About to hit! ! !

A burst of white air floated from the respirator covering my mouth and nose. I held my breath, gritted my teeth, closed my eyes, opened my arms, and forcefully——

Warring States: "Woo——!!! You..."

Sengoku's horrified expression quickly magnified in my sight. Taking advantage of the momentum of the collision, he hugged the unlucky Sengoku who couldn't dodge, and then together we rushed out of the dilapidated and crumbling hospital building! ! .seven

“I’m risking my life ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!”

My terrified screams echoed in the empty sea and the hospital building. Under everyone's stunned gaze, I was stunned!Knocked Warring States flying out! !He fell straight into the black sea where nothing could be seen! ! !

Plop-! ! !

There was a loud sound of falling into the water, and before the cold water completely engulfed my consciousness, I thought vaguely:

Oh my god, it turns out that risking your life is such an exciting thing.