[One Piece] Hello, Single Dog Warring States Marshal!

"So, without our knowledge, Brother Jiu, Mo Mo and Xiaozhu were also implicated by us and were thrown in." The woman with black hair and black eyes lowered her eyes slightly and watched the little spoon slowly pouring into the espresso coffee. Stirring the milk foam, he said in a cold voice: "Who is their corresponding target person?"

[Um... this...] A5's voice came out weakly from the mobile phone she placed next to the cup. It hesitated for a while, and finally confessed honestly: [Report to the wife, Mrs. Jiu Ge The corresponding one is Akainu Sakaski, the final wife is corresponding to Kizaru Porusalino, and the piggy wife is corresponding to... Corazon Don Quixote Rocinante. 】

Corazon? ! !

Everyone was shocked and froze subconsciously - Oh my God, what kind of hell mode did Xiaozhu hit? Corazon... That is a person who must die...

Amid the stunned silence of the others, Sun Gan, the only one who had a brief exchange with Sui during the mission, frowned slightly, reached out from under the table worriedly, and gently held Sui's hand.

Years old and Rocinante...

"...Is that so?" The black-haired woman lowered her eyes, making it difficult for people to see the emotions in her eyes. Her voice was still steady and calm, and she didn't seem to have much reaction to the familiar name... But under the table, She has always been arrogant and strong, and she did not refuse the comfort from her friends.

… She was sad, at least sadder than she looked.

Sun Gan sighed inwardly and quickly tried to change the subject: "So what's the situation now? Can we still ring the bell and open the door?"

[Unfortunately, this is not currently possible. 】The person who answered her was her own AI customer service A4.With such a change, everyone put their mobile phones on the desktop, and opened the external permissions of the AI ​​customer service so that their voices can be heard by every host present.

A4 continued: [According to the latest information we just received from the main system, the ladies entered their respective journeys in two batches at two different time points, so that there was a gap between the first batch and the second batch. A one-week/seven-day time difference results.However, the 'door' to return to the present world can only be opened once. If this time difference is not made up, a serious system error will result in the second batch of three wives being stranded here. 】

"Make up the time difference?" The smart kimono girl has always been good at capturing the key points in conversations. She frowned and asked in a sharp tone that did not match her innocent appearance: "Please explain in detail the meaning of 'make up the time difference'. "

Before A4 could reply, the phone in front of her rang with a voice that was different from other AI customer service voices. It was particularly energetic and had its own emotional tone: [Is there any explanation for this? It’s just the literal meaning, stupid. Human, is your reading comprehension taught by your physical education teacher? (ˉ(∞)ˉ)唧~】

age:"……"

Bamboo shoot: "..."

clear:"……"

Roe Deer: "..."

Everyone was obviously shocked by her unique AI customer service with its own emojis.

Ah Jin twitched the corner of his mouth, and it took three extremely difficult seconds to convince himself that the 'door' hadn't opened yet, and they hadn't returned home yet. She had to keep this idiot AI customer service. She couldn't pour a cup of hot coffee down and call him daddy...

So she raised an absolutely bright and absolutely kind smile and explained to everyone: "I'm sorry to laugh, my AI is very good." Then she quickly lowered her head and clicked frantically on the screen with her fingers, and pointed towards the The cell phone that was about to be broken by her said with a ferocious smile: "Quickly replace the A2 for me. Hey, hey, I'm talking to you. Don't pretend to be dead. If you see this cup of coffee without me, you will really pour it down. I poured it down."

In the end, the AI ​​still couldn't defeat the host. The talkative A2r was replaced by the steady and calm A2. The system voice that came out again was obviously much more 'normal': [The so-called 'making up for the time difference' simply means waiting for all the people to leave before leaving. the meaning of.Before the second batch of wives fails to complete their respective tasks, please wait for a week/seven days on this timeline. If the three wives of the second batch can complete their respective tasks, then after seven days They will be teleported to the same location to join the ladies. 】

"...I see." Qingtian seemed to be very interested in this smart AI with two faces. She poked at her phone curiously and muttered: "Are you also smart? Let's play with each other. let's play."

A3 ignored her and played 'I don't talk to idiots' on the screen. jpg' dog head emoticon package.

Qingtian was silent for a while, then he picked up his cell phone like a hungry wolf and started typing. He and his AI started to argue with each other incessantly, with such a posture that he would never give up until the battle lasted for [-] rounds.

"Hahaha~" Roe Deer was sitting next to Qingtian, clearly seeing the fight between her and the AI ​​customer service, and giggling with a dizzy face with a red apple on his face: "Qingtian, your AI is so funny, haha Haha~it can send emoticons~~"

Qingtian: "KUSO! You actually used my emoji library to challenge me! Ha! Little boy, do you think I only have these few emojis! Let's fight!"

A4 stubbornly refused to say a word and frantically filled the screen with the head of a dog eating a hamburger.

The silly roe deer with fever leaned on the shoulder of Qingtian, who was typing furiously on the keyboard, smiling like a squeaking chipmunk.The other three good-naturedly indulged the two little ones in their endless off-topic fighting carnival, allowing them to huddle together and mutter, laugh and play, tacitly keeping these complicated topics away from the two little ones who were still childish.

Sui tapped his forehead, his eyes rolling with irritation, and he lowered his voice and said, "Let's not talk about the situation over there with Brother Ninth and others. From the current point of view, we have no choice but to stay in this timeline for a week."

"It's actually fine if we just wait here for a week. It's not a big problem." As he said this, Sungan pinched the corner of his coat guiltily, and quickly put out the awkwardness in his heart that implied expectation, and turned around. And said: "But are Ninth Brother and the others okay? Their target... Oh my god, each one is more difficult to deal with than the last."

Ah Jin pushed the hair hanging down from his forehead behind his ears. After thinking for a moment, he said seriously: "Brother Jiu has a strong execution ability and sense of responsibility. What she said must be no problem. Xiaozhu is a character who can handle things. I think even if Even if she got the hell mode, she could handle it. Mainly at the end of the semester..."

"Ah, that's right." Sui rubbed his temples tiredly and continued: "I'm worried about this too. That child is not very young and has a wild temper. If the target of her attack is that old fox Kizaru... God bless her, I can't imagine what she's going to be like over there."

The three of them were silent for a while, but in the end they could not come to a conclusion, so they could only put the topic aside and turn to discuss the general arrangements for the next week.And just when the three older people roughly finalized the arrangements for the week and took out a blank message paper crane from the warehouse and prepared to send a message to the Warring States Period, the system AI customer service who had never spoken or made any movement. A1 suddenly shouted loudly——

【You useless weakling!I have told you several times that you need to go to the hospital immediately!How dare you turn a deaf ear to what I said! ! ! 】

Everyone: "?!!"

Several people's eyes immediately fell on the girl with a red face and a smile, hanging on Qingtian's body.The round-eyed girl with soft, fluffy, shoulder-length and half-long hair, who had not lost the baby fat on her cheeks, looked stiff. She quickly raised her hand and apologized to everyone: "I'm sorry, sorry, this is A1, it's me. The system AI is usually quite grumpy..."

Before she could finish her words, her phone on the table vibrated, and her AI customer service A1 continued to scold loudly as if she was angry: [Who is so grumpy!He obviously has a garbage body that is weak and prone to illness, but he is still here laughing with a high fever of 39 degrees! !Are you so happy chatting with these people?You idiot, if you have a fever and burn out your brain, I will see if you are happy or not!Stupid woman, if you want to die, don't hold me back!I don’t want to be--beep beep beep--】

It seemed that the roe deer had given it some kind of gag order. The second half of the irritable A1's words was cut off, and no matter how loudly it cursed, it could only make a series of beeping noises.

Roe Deer turned the screen of her phone over and pressed it on the table. She smiled awkwardly at a few people. The embarrassment that hit her forehead made her blush even more, as she was already having a fever. She hesitated for a long time, but in the end she could only feel extremely embarrassed. I squeezed out a weak "I'm really sorry. A1 has a bad temper and a bad mouth. I apologized to everyone on his behalf." '

Generally speaking, the system AI is quite submissive to the host, and it is always measured in its occasional quarrels with the host. This is the first time that the system AI pointed at and scolded the roe deer like this for several other people.

Several people looked at each other, not knowing what to say for a moment. Looking at Roe Deer's ashamed and embarrassed expression, Ah Jin finally made a seemingly casual joke, pretending that nothing happened just now and trying his best to get everyone to play together. Noisy.

Facts have proved that Ah Jin, a clever little ghost who is good at adjusting the atmosphere, makes this move very beautiful.

Seeing the four girls chatting and laughing, they ignored the little episode just now. The black-haired woman sitting in the middle of the sofa and not participating in the fun took a sip of coffee, and her beautiful almond eyes slowly half-closed. stand up.

Roe Deer's cell phone lying face down on the table kept vibrating to announce his presence. Sui blocked the girls' sight by drinking coffee, and his sharp eyes swept unceremoniously towards the arrogant cell phone.

After playing around for a while and successfully getting over the awkward moment, Sui also put down the coffee cup. At this time, a messenger gull carrying a messenger bag flapped its wings and landed beside their table, bringing Sui the gift she had just given birth to. Single goods.

"Thank you." After giving the messenger a thousand-yuan Bailey as a tip, Sui quickly opened the package, took out a box of antipyretic medicine, and shouted in a steady voice: "Roe deer, come here."

"Huh? What's wrong?" The little girl who was still giggling in Ah Jin's arms responded obediently, got up neatly and moved her buttocks to Sui's side, looking at her with a pair of moist puppy eyes. 'Big sister'.

"Come and take medicine, don't you still have a fever?" Sui took out two white pills from the medicine board according to the instructions, took her hand and put it in her palm. His tone was normal and there was no unusual emotion: "You need more if you have a fever." Drink hot water, go to the counter and ask the waiter for a cup of hot water to take your medicine, and help us order dessert by the way, it will be dark if we don’t get dessert."

...Obviously trying to push her away.

Several people watched in silence as the silly roe deer, who had no suspicion at all, said "Hey" in embarrassment and then jumped up and down obediently towards the counter. They lowered their gazes in tacit understanding. Watch your nose, nose, and mind, and don't make any sound.

Although the nickname "eldest sister" is just a joke, all the members of the wife group know that this joke is not just nonsense.

Almost a few seconds after the roe deer had walked away, the dark-haired woman's deep and undercurrent voice rang out:

"...She is a typical pleaser personality, and at the same time has a strong tendency to sin against herself. She is an extremely sensitive person." Sui has a hearty and generous personality, and her voice has a comfortable cheerfulness when she speaks. But when she turns cold and angry, her deep and serious voice will give people the majestic feeling of being stared at by a furious lioness, making her scalp numb unconsciously.She half-squinted her eyes, her sharp gaze hinting at anger. She stared condescendingly at the phone that had not vibrated since she spoke, and said coldly: "As her system AI customer service, you should know this."

A1: [……]

After the phone vibrated again, the strange and angry system sound just now rang through the external speaker: [Of course I know!So let’s just say that idiot is a useless weakling!My physique is not good and my spirit is weak!If it weren’t for me——]

"Shut up!!" Sui shouted coldly, abruptly cutting off A1's rambling words.This 'shut up' sound was loud, and A5, who had been on standby, quickly built a soundproof barrier to envelop their conversation in this small space.

The angry lioness picked up the roe deer's phone, stared at the floating sphere representing the AI ​​carrier on the automatically lit screen, and scolded in a cold voice: "I don't care how you two usually get along harmoniously, since the roe deer protects you." You, then you must not be as useless as you appear, and I don’t want to care too much about the way you get along with each other. But——"

The black-haired woman's eyes were majestic and sharp, and her words were merciless: "Being in front of others and behind others are two different things. Roe Deer is willing to tolerate your rude words and arrogance. It is her personal choice. This does not mean that the rest of us will too." I will unconditionally tolerate your nonsense here——"

The poor phone was tightly held in her hand. At first, it was vibrating and beating wildly in an attempt to get out of her control. However, the A5 that had been on standby jumped up and hit her brain. After that, it was as if the vibration mode was forcibly turned off. Can't move anymore.Only the smart ball that represents the AI ​​body is jumping up and down on the screen, but it can't escape this small space...

But the dark voice of the black-haired lioness who was clinging to it, like a low growl, sounded steadily like a life-threatening evil spirit: "I just took a look at the information. Your number is A1, which is 8 allocations. As the youngest AI customer service member of our system, in order to match the mental state of the roe deer, your emotion database has only been upgraded to the human high school level... I originally didn’t want to bully the children, but -"

She lowered her eyes, and her sharp gaze made the constantly beating smart ball tremble in the system space.

Sui raised his phone and shook the screen toward it. The red triangle badge logo on the screen that only the leader AI had made A1 shake even more.

"As the initiator of this plan, my system AI customer service A5 is the leader AI with the highest authority and highest priority among all your AIs. This means that I have the ability to format and remake my AI customer service anytime and anywhere. Or the authority to directly fragment and throw it into the data trash can..." The expression of the black-haired woman at this time is exactly the same as the expression she had before when she drove the Gundam and announced that she would hammer down the entire Moore family. No one dared to doubt whether she would do it. Determination to carry out every word that comes out of her mouth.She looked at the A1 smart ball coldly and reprimanded in a deep voice:

"Take your uneducated bitch away from me. Occasionally being arrogant is fun, but ridiculing and scolding without a bottom line is ignorance. No one can scold my sister in front of me, even if you are hers The system is not good either. If you want to pretend to be a arrogant and arrogant person, please change the time and act like a good system who is polite and well-spoken in front of others. Do you understand me?"

A1: [……]

That poor little smart ball was huddled in the corner of the phone screen, not daring to move.

……

Not to mention that A1 didn't dare to move, the other three people here didn't dare to move either.

Oh my god, Lao Sui/A Sui/Sui Sang's aura is so scary————

"Hey~~dessert is here~~~"

As the voice of the roe deer, which was still slightly bubbly, came closer and closer happily, Sui waved his hand to disarm the soundproof barrier of the Silent Fruit in the armed defense mode, and put the phone in the robe back to its original position very smoothly, pretending that everything was wrong As if nothing had happened, he smiled cheerfully at the little girl who came back with a large plate of desserts, and said cheerfully: "Awesome~ Thank you for your hard work~"

Ah Jin: ...(There is nothing to say, just that the cat head is shocked.jpg

Bamboo shoots: ...(Well, I am very, very old now. I am definitely not shaking. Absolutely not.jpg

Sunny day: ...(Quiet as a chicken.jpg

Damn it, old man, it’s you as expected.

Swearing is comparable to a crematorium, and changing one's face is comparable to turning a page.

The little girl, who had no idea what had just happened, happily pressed her 'big sister's head' against her head and happily ate her piece of soft and sweet red velvet cake. Her smile was clean and innocent, without a trace of dirt.

...Hmph, if it weren't for the fact that the ungrateful chuunibyou A1 took good care of this child, she would have just wiped out the kid on the spot.

The dark-haired woman, who smiled gently and indulged the silly roe deer to dig out a large piece of chocolate brownie from her plate, lowered her eyes, raised her hand and rubbed the top of the little girl's fluffy and soft hair, hiding her merit and fame.