[One Piece] Hello, Single Dog Warring States Marshal!

When the dark night gradually faded and the sky was slowly dyed red by the warm morning sun, the battle that almost penetrated the bottom of the sea and raged all night finally came to an end——

The black-haired woman, whose body was covered with golden lightning and whose electrical bag on her cheek was constantly beating with golden arcs, stepped across the waves, carrying the big pirate who had been hammered to the size of a piece of rag. Under the horrified gaze of everyone, she became angry. boarded the main ship of the naval fleet.

"Charlotte Lingling ran away, I only caught this guy." The black-haired woman, who was still angry, threw the charred and tattered... big pirate that was still somewhat humanoid on the deck, bulging. He plunged his cheek into the arms of the admiral and kept muttering angrily: "Her abilities are too ridiculous. I tried my best to trap her. Tsk, that crazy woman is really not good at fighting. Damn it, I almost had my Tianling Cover cut off by her."

"Didn't you almost cut her throat? You're evenly matched." The admiral, who was always good-tempered towards his stupid girlfriend, reached out and hugged her, and held her up firmly. , while comforting the humanoid weapon who was still sulking, he turned around and walked into the cabin: "You should be tired after making trouble all night. Let's get some sleep first... Do you want to take a bath? I just asked someone to prepare some hot water. water."

"Ohgodyes..." The black-haired woman, who had maintained her Pikachu form for several days and had not been able to take a shower, slumped in his arms. The feeling of weakness caused by the loss of strength after a hard fight made her so sleepy that she could not open her eyes, but Still insisting on taking a shower before going to bed.She let out a long yawn, half-closed her eyes and raised her hand on the admiral's neck as she muttered, "You came too late...I almost got caught and used as a pet."

"Well, it's my fault, I'll take the blame."

"...Hmph, it's your fault."

"Yes, yes, it's all my fault...Have you eaten? Take a shower and eat something before going to bed?"

"No...I'm so sleepy now that I can fall asleep in the bathtub..."

"Okay, let's rest first."

"...Well, by the way, how is the child Rosinandi?"

"I have placed him elsewhere. You need to rest first. I will send someone to pick him up right now."

"Um……"

"..."

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Hello.

You two just went back to your room to rest while showing off your affection? ? ?

seriously? ? ? ?

The adjutant put his hat back on his head for the nth time, and together with all the sailors on the ship, he watched the two people calmly walk into the cabin, as if they were done for the day and no one wanted to disturb them...

Where did things end today? ? ? ?

The adjutant sighed and turned his gaze to look at the big pirate Kaido, who looked like a burnt barbecue and was notorious for being extremely vicious all over the world...

So, should we take this guy into custody now or execute him on the spot... Mr. Sengoku, you should at least leave an instruction! ! !

So how should his report be written? !Directly write 'Report to Marshal, thanks to Mr. Warring States' fiancée, we carried out an ordinary cruise mission and captured a big pirate worth over [-] million for you... Oh, you ask how we caught him?Do you believe it was captured by a giant robot? ! ! 'Is that so? ? ?

Who would believe it? ! ! (Turn over the table(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻)

Mr. Adjutant once again shook his hands and covered his stomach.

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No matter how busy the marines outside were, I quickly washed myself and buried myself in the soft and comfortable big bed in the admiral's cabin that was temporarily covered with several extra quilts. I slept so darkly that I no longer had any energy to care. Other things have happened.

Before I fell into a dark sleep, my only remaining sense told me that Warring States had been sitting next to me, gently stroking my hair with his dry, rough but warm hands...

He seemed to have a lot to say to me.

That was my last thought before I drifted off to sleep.

What seemed like a moment to me was like 12 long years to him...

He must have a lot to say to me...

Many...many...words...

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As the sky grew brighter, the black-haired admiral quietly left the bedside, stretched out his hand to pull the curtain, blocking the rays of sunlight from the only round window, so that the sleeping woman on the bed would not be disturbed by the light. .

In the darkness, he stood in front of the woman's bed and looked at her quietly.

Just looked at it for a long time...

……

Suddenly, he moved. There was no big movement. He just bent down and kissed the corner of the woman's eyes... and at the same time, he took out the 'mobile phone' that the woman had been keeping with her from under her pillow.

"I'll put it back for you later." An inaudible sigh gently brushed the long eyelashes of the sleeping woman. Warring States gently picked up the woman's finger and pressed it on the home button of the phone. The screen of the phone followed. lights up and is fully unlocked as the fingerprint is confirmed.

Warring States took the unlocked mobile phone and walked out of the bedroom and carefully closed the door - the materials used to build warships have strong sound insulation, and he was not worried that his next move would wake up his girlfriend who was sleeping in a dark place. .He came to the living room outside the bedroom and sat down next to the office desk filled with documents...

The dawn sunlight shone into the room through the round window behind the desk. The admiral, who was backlit by the light, looked seriously at the thin and light machine in his hand, tapping his fingers subconsciously on the armchair.

He was silent for a while, and his face slowly darkened when he saw that the 'mobile phone' was still unresponsive and pretended to be an ordinary piece of unconscious machinery.

"...Isn't it too much to pretend to be a dead thing now?"

【…】

The phone seemed to be able to understand his words and vibrated slightly in his palm.

Warring States looked at it calmly, with a firm and determined tone: "I know you can talk. I heard you talking to Irene when we were in Flower Street. Come out and talk to me."

This time, the phone did not vibrate, but suddenly opened the voice intelligent interface on the screen. A rotating light ball with changing colors jumped out, and a dialog box popped up on the black screen: [...]

...Does the ellipsis mean that I have nothing to say to him?

Before, Warring States had only a vague feeling that this so-called system AI, which claimed to be A5, had never been very fond of him, but now that he was actually face to face, that vague feeling was basically realized.

The AI ​​​​Irene just doesn't like him, and the reason is not yet clear.

"This conversation actually should have started a long time ago, but I have always respected Irene's position as much as possible and did not interfere too much in her private affairs." At this age, Warring States has long kept his emotions and anger in plain sight. Deep into his bones, he spoke calmly, but his eyes were as sharp and steady as a hunting falcon: "But the so-called system error 12 years ago made me change my mind..."

A5: [……]

Seeing that the ever-changing ball of light was still dismissing him with a row of ellipses, Zhenguo's tone became more and more serious: "Although I don't know why you are prejudiced against me, for the sake of Irene, and for the sake of my future life with her, I hope you Be able to talk to me openly and honestly.”

Perhaps he was surprised by Sengoku's resolute attitude, or perhaps he could no longer pretend to be mute after holding it in for so long. The changing ball of light finally spoke words that were not ellipsis——

[Hello, the system intelligent customer service A5 is here to serve you wholeheartedly. 】

A cold mechanical sound came from the mobile phone. Warring States looked at the mobile phone that finally stopped pretending to be dead, and the stiff lip lines finally softened a little.

"A5, right? Hello, although it's not the first time we've met, it can be considered the first time we've officially known each other... I'm Sengoku. I'm glad you're willing to talk to me."

A5: [...First of all, I am not very willing to talk to you. Secondly, you should thank your wife for unlocking your access restrictions. Otherwise, if you steal your wife's mobile phone without permission, you will trigger the punishment mode again. 】

Warring States: "..." It is said that things resemble their masters, and it seems that it is not incomprehensible that Irene, who has a dog-like temper and a sharp-tongued mouth, has an AI with a dog-like temper and a sharp-tongued mouth that is exactly like her.

The strange thing is that when his girlfriend is sharp-tongued and sharp-tongued, he only feels cute, but when the system AI is sharp-tongued and sharp-tongued, he just feels like crushing her.

Well...it can't be done, it can't be done.

After being silent for a while and adjusting his mentality, the Warring States general, who had been in the officialdom for more than ten years, put away the subtle expression on his face, sincerely and seriously ignored A5's provocative greeting, and directly opened the topic of the conversation. ——

Sengoku: "I want to know everything about her coming into this world and everything related to me, as well as the series of consequences that will arise if she fails to complete the task or if I do something I shouldn't do. If we are all for Irene Well, I want you to tell me everything you can."

A5: [……]

Is it so straightforward?

Wow, this man is determined that his wife will not hide it from him...

The ball of light representing A5 suddenly squirmed on the screen as if it was hungry. Sengoku calmly allowed it to sulk and waited patiently for its reply.

In the end, just as he expected...

After twisting and turning in annoyance for a long time, it was finally defeated by the rule of 'open all permissions for the Warring States Period' set by his wife. The A5 vibrated breathlessly, and then began to pop up numerous text dialog boxes continuously. , one after another, the screen scrolls faster than a rolling welfare lottery ball.

Warring States watched it lose its temper in silence, and once again stamped it with the red seal of 'resembling its owner' - even its tantrum was as stupid as that of his stupid girlfriend...

Alright alright.

What else could he do?

The tall black-haired man held the mobile phone that was too small for him, endured the AI ​​that occasionally jumped in frequency and blocked him, and carefully read the countless messages with small and dense fonts (obviously a good thing of the A5) and lengthy messages. The emotions in his eyes were restrained and dark, making it impossible to decipher his thoughts...

As a young and vigorous man, he was punished for 12 years because of a mistake. The lover he wanted to protect was also implicated in this, and he was displaced and experienced danger...

This kind of thing can't happen again.

Absolutely not.