[One Piece] Hello, Single Dog Warring States Marshal!

An idea is an indescribable ideological entity.

Of all things, the human species has the most complex ideas.

Human thoughts change every moment.

When I was young, I wanted to get a candy house.

As an adult, I want a mountain of gold.

One moment it was windy and rainy, and the next moment it was raining and the sky was clear, creating a colorful rainbow.

In turbulent days, people crave stability.

But in peaceful days, people are eager for adventure.

all in all……

SUI Sui: [So, if you travel into the OP world, what do you want to do? 】

The movement of typing with fingers is as instinctive. In this high-speed information age, people can communicate with each other into words and symbols, which are transmitted to each other through network signals.

clap clap clap...

The typing on the keyboard was almost the only sound in this small space where I was alone.That light, slightly rhythmic sound makes me feel a familiar sense of security. It seems that as long as I keep typing on the keyboard, all the lonely emotions around me will disappear...

I pressed the Enter key to send this sudden sentence, and the words I entered immediately appeared in the QQ group with a dog head pattern.

Bamboo Shoots and Burnt Cat Meat: [Are you really wearing it? ? ? 】

Yes, isn't it exciting?

I couldn't help but say hey in my heart. It's no surprise that someone responded to me at this time. After all, in this private group called "Care for Navy Single Dog Wives Group", more than half of them were busy coding and their schedules were chaotic. The writer of the female channel wrote the wife, but it was Sungan who replied first, which is a bit interesting.

Isn't it said that this guy has to defend his thesis tomorrow?

...Well, I have no right to laugh at others when I have three deadlines and write [-] words a day.

SUI Sui: [Yes, it’s that kind of thing. Suddenly you are thrown into the OP world and you have to fend for yourself and find your way home. It’s exciting! 】

Burnt cat meat with bamboo shoots: [Extremely exciting. 】

Sunny, will it change today? Rain, probably, one after another: […………I applaud myself for surviving for more than ten seconds, okay? 】

puff……

Watching other people bubble up one after another, the loneliness in my heart caused by all kinds of boredom calmed down a little.

I cracked my fingers and continued to type on the keyboard quickly: [Isn’t it interesting!The Age of Discovery!Pirates, navy, treasures, adventure——】

Silly Roe Deer Ziying: [There are also all kinds of battles with exaggerated force levels, gangsters and pirates are rampant, devil fruits are overwhelming the sky and the earth...]

SUI Sui: [That would be more interesting! ! 】

Silly Roe Deer Ziying: [……………and Qingtian hugged each other and shivered. 】

Sunny, will it change today? Rain, probably, one after another: [………………and Meat Sauce hugged each other and shivered. 】

Bamboo Shoots and Burnt Cat Meat: [……………hugging my poor self and shivering. 】

SUI years:【……………………】

These people are cowards...

Simply...speechless.

When these guys were prostituted by three generals and various navies, the female protagonists in their novels were all about killing everyone. Now when the topic of real body time travel comes up, they become like this...

I wanted to laugh and sigh at the same time, and just when I was about to move my fingers to type some more sentences, the conversation bubbles in the group popped up one after another.

Sunny·Is it updated today·Rain·Probably·One after another: [However, what a coincidence, after you all went to bed last night, Meat Sauce and I talked about similar jokes. 】

Bamboo shoots and roasted waste cat meat: [Originally, I planned to ask you if you wanted to play a couplet together, but... I forgot about it when I woke up today. 】

Silly Roe Deer Ziying: [Eh?What a joke. 】

Sunny day, will it change today? Rain, probably, one after another: [It’s ‘When the Navy Wives Travel to the OP World’. 】

Sunny, will it change today? Rain, probably, one after another: [I chose the Smoker, and Meat Sauce chose the Ghost Spider. 】

Silly Roe Deer Ziying: [Me!I choose Kuzan! (No, why were you chosen...]

Sunny, will it change today? Rain, probably, one after another: [Hey, what do you think~]

What else can you do? ?What do people in our group do? ? ?

Suddenly intrigued by this topic, I silently put down the apple that was about to be handed to my mouth, and quickly typed on the keyboard with interest: [Actually, this meme can be developed. 】

After being busy in real life for a long time, my hands that hadn’t written anything for a long time seemed to be itchy, and my heart started to get excited. Countless ideas and ideas quickly formed in my mind one by one, and then flew by... I pushed. My glasses were slipping slightly, and I continued to browse the screen with great interest.

SUI years old: [Do Solitaire.The group of single wives who care about the Navy went to the OP to express their condolences to the Navy. 】

Silly Roe Deer Ziying: [Okay, okay! 】

SUI years old: [Each person picks a goal, and then writes an article based on the topic. 】

SUI Sui: [We can open a question and discuss some settings. 】

SUI Sui: [You can do Solitaire or write a series of articles. 】

SUI Sui: [I have a lot of free time these days. If you are interested, I can plan it. 】

Sui Sui: [The last planned congratulations to the three major generals, I feel the completion is pretty good, this time I can pick up the Sunny Day theme. 】

SUI years old: [Those participating, please raise your hands. 】

Sunny, no more rain today, probably, one after another: [raise]

Silly Roe Deer Ziying: [raise]

SUI age: [lift]

Grilled cat meat with bamboo shoots: [Example]

A salted fish today: [lift]

Well, including me, there are five people in total.

There are a lot of people, and it seems that everyone is very interested in this joke.

Oops, isn’t this great~~ It seems like we can have a lot of fun planning~

SUI Sui: [Nacheng, everyone reports to each other and wants to 'sympathize' with everyone. 】

It is basically not difficult for me to do things like planning copywriting. I am old, homely and lazy. After going to college, I spent most of my time on the Internet, playing games to make money, writing articles and drawings. , COSPLAY ancient costumes and Hanfu, basically everything that can be played in Two-dimensional has been played, it is just a small joint article planning, there is no difficulty.

Skillfully opening the document to start a topic, waiting for the proposals one by one from the imaginative friends in the group who often let themselves go, and browsing their ideas and memes, it also greatly stimulated my creative ideas.Soon, various discussions and ideas filled most of the screen.

Silly Roe Deer Ziying: [Does anyone express condolences to Zefa? 】

Ah, Zefa...

I was a little stunned when I saw Roe Deer suddenly say this.

After hesitating for a moment, he finally typed: [I am considering whether to express condolences to Zefa or Warring States.If they were actually wearing them, I feel... these two would be relatively confident. 】

I am a typical Leo, and I have always been sensitive to things I am not sure about.

SUI years old: [The other new generations feel too rough. I'm afraid that if I don't show my condolences, I'll be cut off. 】

SUI years old: [Warring States and Zefa are more stable and should be able to talk well. 】

………………I guess so?

After all, one is a former navy chief instructor who was portrayed as a tragic hero, and the other is a majestic marshal who firmly holds the position of marshal, coordinates many forces, and severely defeats one of the Four Emperors, the Whitebeard Pirates. Moreover, the daily personalities of these two people in private He is also very cheerful and should be... more reliable than those generals and lieutenants who are full of blood and shout to fight and kill...

For example...

Silly Roe Deer Ziying: [Well, talk nicely. "Hello, I just want to express my condolences to you."]

The corners of his mouth twitched subconsciously, and his mind began to fly freely uncontrollably.

If you say this to Akainu...

SUI Sui: [What if you really walked over and said to Red Dog: "Hello, I just want to express my condolences to you. Can we go to the hotel for a date?"]

SUI years old: [Red dog: "......the dog bites the red——"]

Silly Roe Deer Ziying: [Sui Sang, you will die without any scum. 】

Sunny. Will it rain more today? Probably. They all said: […………Kuzan might be better. 】

SUI years old: [Gameover teleports back to the resurrection point. 】

Writing like this, I suddenly made myself laugh.

Oops, if you say this, no one would dare to take advantage of the red dog boss.

Bamboo Shoots and Burnt Cat Meat: [What I thought before was to start with my wife’s chat history and then finish it, with the goal of reaching Malinfando. 】

SUI Sui: [For example, forming a team together. 】

SUI Sui: [It’s like this, the ladies are chatting in a group, and then suddenly everyone travels through time, that kind of thing. 】

SUI Sui: [Then it’s like a joint article. Everyone takes their own route, and finally they meet at Marineford. 】

Bamboo Shoots and Burnt Cat Meat: [Then you must achieve the "Condolence" achievement. 】

Sunny. Will it change today? Rain? Probably. One after another: [Such as skills, memory, etc., but the difficulty of the task is doubled. 】

SUI Sui: [If everyone gathers together, the conditions for returning to the city can be met. 】

Bamboo Shoots and Burnt Cat Meat: [But how to release this mission?Is it the system Tianwaiyin again...I feel a little vomiting when writing about the system (no)]

Sunny. Will it change today? Rain? Probably. One after another: [Go directly with your mobile phone and post tasks on QQ. 】

Damn, this is so awesome, QQ sends tasks hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha-

Suddenly I laughed like a snake in front of the computer, and I happily continued to answer: [Then, in the QQ group, you can only see the progress of each wife's tasks, and cannot communicate with each other. 】

Roasted cat meat with bamboo shoots: [Awesome, can you order food from Meituan and have it delivered to the sea by seagulls? (One hundred can be had)

Silly Roe Deer Ziying: [There is also a language problem, language barrier and so on. 】

Bamboo Shoots and Burnt Cat Meat: [If you lose your mobile phone, you are illiterate.Perfect. 】

Silly Roe Deer Ziying: [You can use the mission reward items to buy a translation chip. The kind that is implanted in the body... it will definitely be super painful. 】

SUI Sui: [Hey hey, even if you don’t understand the language, there are still a lot of jokes you can write~]

Silly Roe Deer Ziying: ["I love you!", "Huh? What did you say?"]

SUI years old: [Or "Kuzan, let me teach you a word in my hometown language", "Okay, how do you say it?", "I am a shedding chicken." "I am a shedding chicken"]

Roasted cat meat with bamboo shoots: [Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha]

The discussion in the group became more and more heated, and even Ah Jin, the office dog who is usually not very bubbly, participated in the discussion, which shows the popularity of this meme.

The refresh rates flashed by quickly, with various settings and memes. Everyone was firing on all cylinders to refresh their imaginations, and the atmosphere of the discussion was very high...

This kind of moment is my favorite.

Let's put aside all the troubles in the third dimension for the time being, whether it's studies or career, whether it's stress or loneliness. At this moment when we discuss and build the outline of the story with "like-minded people", everything seems to change. Gain no longer matters.

There is only a world full of fantasy in my mind, a two-dimensional world of freedom, excitement, passion for adventure and sweetness of love.

In this world, 'I' am the creator, and every word written by 'I' will build a world that does not exist, but is full of attraction, making everyone hope that it will come into existence.

I enjoy it all the time.

This time too.

It should be the same this time.

answer!damn it!Should!yes! ! !

Silly Roe Deer Ziying: [That’s right!For authenticity!Everyone should strictly follow their own personalities! 】

SUI Sui: [Yes, Roe Deer is right.You have to go into battle personally and act according to your own character. 】

SUI Sui: [Less routine, more sincere hahaha——]

SUI Sui: [This is interesting! 】

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What an interesting fucking guy.

If I could go back 24 hours, I would really like to strangle myself who keeps saying "Okay, okay" or put a sack in it and sink it into the Thames River.

I looked up blankly and saw several plump seagulls flying overhead.

Forget it if they are just ordinary seagulls. I have lived in a city in northern England for the past two years, close to the sea. The birds I see most every day are either pigeons or seagulls.

But those seagulls are different...

It should be said...even the species has changed.

"*&&%...&￥&￥*)-" A man next to him who looked like a Westerner waved to the sky and shouted something casually, and the "seagulls" flying to various places in the city became alert. He turned around, flew straight towards him, flapped his big wings and landed next to the elder brother.

Then, the seagull used its wings to pull out a newspaper from the messenger bag he was carrying, and the elder brother took out some change. These two creatures with different species calmly handed over the money with one hand and delivered the goods with the other. Completed the action of 'buying a newspaper'.

"..." I held my cup of cappuccino expressionlessly, and watched calmly as the 'message gull' took off its hat and thanked the brother who bought the newspaper, then turned around and flew towards Clear the sky and continue to look for the next buyer...

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I say.

Isn't this too fucking ridiculous? ! ! ! ! ————

Beneath the calm surface, my inner world has exploded for the umpteenth time in these 24 hours... on the spot.

I have had countless flags in my life. I have been a typical example of a good but not a bad spirit since I was a child. My life path along the way has been filled with all kinds of tragic experiences of being slapped in the face.But... but! ! ! !

But never! !It’s such nonsense like this time! ! ! ! ! !

I stiffly put down the coffee cup in my hand and picked up the newspaper on the table that must have been left behind by the previous customer who sat here drinking coffee. The newspaper was exactly the same as the one the elder brother next to me bought from the Messenger Gull. , the front page headline was loud and clear, publishing a reward list for a man's mugshot.

Printed in black and white on it: [Wanted! DEADORALIVE! Gol·D·Roger! 200MillionBerry! 】

"...Roger, Roger." I could feel my voice trembling, it was really trembling, not the usual trembling pretense of pretending to be a cute girl.

Although it has been 24 hours of chaos.

But when faced with this reward list... I am still the same person and I am about to explode into fireworks.

It was completely a nuclear bomb explosion level explosion.

.........In other words, should I be grateful that the official lingua franca of this world is English?

Although the languages ​​spoken by people here are all kinds of weird, not all of them speak English. Some speak Japanese, some speak Spanish... When I checked out of the hotel this morning, I even heard a language similar to a small Nordic language... …

"..." After drinking the last sip of the cold coffee, I looked at the slight white milk foam floating at the bottom of the cup and thought nonsensically, "Ah, even if the world is different, it's still stuck." Puccino is still the same, this indifferent thing.

Hey... forgive me for looking so confused and confused...

after all.

If you wake up and suddenly travel to the world of OnePiece, you will be confused for more than ten hours like me.

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Correct.

Welcome to our discussion topic today.

"Suddenly and inexplicably, I was transported to the OP world. What should I do with my expression? Urgent, wait online."

I, an unpopular OP naval writer in Jinjiang, am now standing on the land of the OP world.

Damn it, I traveled through time.