HP’s daily life at Hogwarts

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Halloween is such a happy day!

Just as Pansy was holding the candy in her arms and sighing in her heart, she suddenly heard a voice: "Tai! Look at my ice-cold water bomb!"

Then there was a "pop" sound, and Pansy felt a chill in her heart, and her heart soared.

Peeves laughed so hard that he almost cramped up: "Hahahaha, let me see who is the twelfth unlucky guy who passed by my road today... Huh? He's from Slytherin, why can Slytherin be so childish? Are you begging for sweets?”

Pansy wiped the water from her face. Her hair was all wet, and the clothes on her shoulders were also wet. The water slid onto the bag in her arms, making the pile of candies inside also wet, especially the Those two silver-wrapped chocolates made her scream out in anger: "Ah, ah, ah, ah, these chocolates my wife Sifu gave me! I'm going to kill you!"

Seeing her collapse and shouting, Peeves became even happier, so happy that he hammered the floor.

"You bastard, Tai! Look at my clear water!" Pansy raised her wand angrily. This was the spell she just learned yesterday. The water ball hit Peeves directly, although he was a ghost and could not be hit. It hurt, but maybe because the water ball was created by magic, he still felt a cold air hit his chest.

Peeves shouted in surprise: "How dare you fight back? Hahahahaha, Tai, give me another big icy water polo!"

Then Pansy became even more wet, and even the wings on her back were so heavy that they drooped: "You're done. Either you die or you die today!"

"Woohoo~ I'm not hitting you. Come on, come on, hit me, little dwarf."

"You bastard, I will make you kneel down and sing Conquer when I catch you!"

"Ow!"

"Leprechaun, if you have the guts, don't run away! Eat your grandma Pansy's super spiral storm water balloon!" Pansy held up her wand and chased Peeves, running like a short-track sprinter in the Olympics.

The Weasley twins passing by looked at each other and both sighed: "Wow."

Fred: "Which college is this dwarf from? How cool!"

George: "How dare you chase Peeves and fight him? It's just..."

Fred: "More than our Gryffindors."

George and Fred: "And Gryffindor!"

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Pansy chased Peeves from the eighth floor to the second floor of the castle. Peeves became more and more excited after chasing him, especially when he ran into the men's bathroom and saw Pansy still running in without showing any signs of weakness. Come in and get even more excited.

"You are the first girl to break into the men's bathroom in more than a thousand years, and you are a Slytherin!" Peeves jumped up and down in the bathroom, and his tone was particularly harsh.

Panxi attacked it angrily and cursed: "You have the ability to get into the toilet like Yao Jinniang did."

"I'll do it if you ask me to do it? A little bit..."

"The water is as clear as a spring!"

Peeves ducked out of the way, relying on the fact that he was a ghost, and entered the row of cubicles incorporeally. From time to time, a head would pop up from the first cubicle, and from time to time, his butt would appear from the door panel: "Slytherin dwarf." In a toilet fight with Peeves, whoever loses gets to eat dung bombs~"

Suddenly, he fell silent, and there was no sound from behind the cubicle.

Pansy immediately raised her wand and cast five or six clear water springs over the compartment. There was so much water that it flowed out from under the door panel, like a waterfall.

"Hahahaha, you idiot Peeves, have you finally been tricked?"

Peeves: "..."

Pansy crossed her hips and looked arrogant: "I'll see if you dare to bully me next time. I'll let you go this time and don't tell my dean. Otherwise... based on my dean's You don’t know how miserable your character is, tsk tsk tsk..."

Peeves: "..."

"Hey! Why don't you come out and kowtow to your grandma Pansy to admit your mistake!"

Then the next second, the door panel was opened, and out came Snape, who was dripping wet as if he had fallen into a black lake and was forced to swim several times before being fished out. Personality, you don’t know how miserable it is, my… dear, Miss Parkinson.”

Pansy: "Fuck!"

Snape's expression was extremely gloomy and gloomy, and his wet hair fell down in strands. He gritted his teeth and stared at the girl with short black hair in front of him: "If you are indeed a girl, then I I think you could explain to your professor why you were in the men's room."

Pansy immediately pursed her lips, then pinched her earlobes with both hands, trying to make herself look as cute as a quail: "Professor, Peeves bullied me..."

Snape didn't speak, just stared at her sinisterly. He thought that Potter would be the one who tortured him the most after school started, but he didn't expect that Parkinson's would suddenly appear. He was so angry that he wanted to complain to him every day. Dumbledore submits a "letter of resignation".

"Professor, I was wrong. You are so noble, elegant, handsome, smart, powerful and outstanding. You will never blame me." Pansy pinched her ears and looked at him carefully: "Yes...no..." her tone was extremely unconfident.

"Three hours of confinement every night." After being silent for a long time, he uttered these words in a bad tone, and then cast a spell on himself with a cold face, and the originally wet clothes dried instantly.

Pansy cupped her cheek and said, "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu." Damn, a blessing in disguise?

Snape: "Only until the Christmas holidays."

Pansy's eyes widened: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu." Damn it, double happiness!

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Snape felt that he had been too soft-hearted before. A troll like Pansy had to shake her head and leave in despair when the Twisted Demon came and saw her empty brain. Oh no, she was a troll among trolls.

In the past, she was punished in solitary confinement by cutting some roots and squeezing out some juice. For her, a super destructive monster among monsters, this was nothing but child's play! So Snape, who had just recovered, started to confine her again in an extremely cruel and cruel manner, and came up with a bunch of disgusting potion ingredients to torture her.

But it turns out...

"Wow, this frog is actually alive?"

"Or else?"

Pansy raised her head and looked at him seriously: "Professor, do you want to be skinned alive or dead?"

Snape saw her carelessly picking up a toad, his eyebrows twitched, and he felt a little uneasy in his heart. Sure enough, after he said: "You like it." After that, he saw Pansy pick up a knife and use force. Once, it hit the frog on the head, and then a few more times, killing...the frog..."

After Pansy patted it to death, she peeled it while humming, thinking of her idol Bell, the adventurous food blogger whose life motto was: "You can eat it by removing the head."

Snape: "..."

"By the way, Professor, have you ever eaten bullfrog? That thing is very similar to a frog. After frying it and adding chili pepper, it's so fragrant! Oh...it's a pity, I haven't eaten it for a long time."

Snape: "???"

"Can I take you to eat next time? By the way, Professor, did you eat something spicy?"

Pansy spoke as if she could smell the scent of bullfrogs, with a look of nostalgia and intoxication on her face. Then the next second, because her clothes were wet by Peeves this afternoon, she caught a cold. The frog he took out sneezed hugely.

"Ah sneeze!"

The frog turned pale with fright, jumped out of her hand with all his strength, and then ran around in Snape's cellar. Pansy was also startled, and then looked up at Snape. His face was still dark at the bottom of the pot, and he immediately promised: "Professor, don't be afraid, I will catch it right away!"

Snape: "..." Do you believe it? In fact, it's not the frog I'm afraid of now.

It's a pity that the cellar was a bit dark, especially the floor. It was so dark that Pansy's eyes widened and she didn't even see where the dark green frog had jumped. So her brain twitched and she lay on the ground: "Quack, quack! I It’s your mother, little guagua, come out quickly, guaguagua~”

There was silence in the air.

"Guagua gua, where are you, my baby? Mom is so anxious looking for you. Gua gua, come out quickly, gua gua~"

There was a strong sense of embarrassment in the air.

Pansy lay on the ground and scratched her butt, and then showed a look of realization: "I know, you are not a frog baby, you are already very big, a big frog!" So she paused, and then lay back on the ground: "I know, you are not a frog baby, you are already very big, a big frog!" Guaguagua, daddy, where are you? I'm so scared, please come out and protect me, guagua~"

Suddenly, a voice came from under Snape's desk: "Quack!" And before he even reacted, the man on the ground had already gotten under his desk.

Snape: "..." At this moment, I became the most scared person in the cellar.

Sure enough, a girl with short black hair came out from between his legs, holding a frog high in her hand, and held it in front of him, only about 1cm away from his nose: "I caught it. La, don't be afraid, Professor!" He said in an excited tone.

The frog looked at his nose and he looked at the frog's head.

Frog: "Quack!"

He swore that in his thirty-one years of life, he had never regretted his big nose like tonight!

Snape lowered his eyes and stared at Pansy in his "arms" and remained silent for a long time. Finally, his cheeks trembled and he yelled at her: "Get out of here!"

Pansy: "Huh? But I haven't finished skinning the frog yet."

"Get out!"

Pansy shrank back a little disappointed, and then crawled out from the other side of the table: "Okay... Professor, we will see you tomorrow night. Bye~ I wish you a good dream tonight~"

Snape stared at her back as she jumped away. The quill in his hand suddenly broke into two pieces. Then he pinched his eyebrows and sighed. He was wrong. He finally realized that he was wrong. He shouldn't She was tortured by delusional thoughts, because every time she would end up torturing herself.

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The next day, Snape's confinement was inexplicably changed to mopping the corridor on the second floor. It was indeed a corridor, at least two hundred meters long.

Pansy carried the bucket and held the mop, thinking for a few minutes, and then suddenly realized: "Oh! Mrs. Silver must have thought that I was a delicate girl and not suitable for skinning frogs, so she asked me to mop the floor! Wuwuwuwu, this is so considerate..."

Then she dragged her for about 20 meters with tears in her eyes, and out of the stairs came Brother Draco and two little followers, Goyle and Crabbe.

Draco: "Who is it? There's water all over the stairs at night!" Then after seeing Pansy's figure clearly, he stared at her with an incomprehensible face: "What are you doing?"

Pansy spat out pitifully: "I was punished by the dean and put in solitary confinement until Christmas vacation."

The little golden retriever's eyes widened instantly: "What! Is Snape crazy? He actually wants to punish you for more than a month?"

"Sigh... I also think the punishment is a bit too harsh. I just ran into the bathroom and threw five or six [Clear Water Like a Spring] at his head when he was going to the toilet..."

The cute golden retriever's eyes widened even more: "What! Is Snape crazy? He only punished you for more than a month?"

Pansy: "???"

However, these young masters from pure-blood aristocratic families were disgusted and disgusted. When they saw Pansy looking at them crying, they still disliked her while helping her complete tonight's task that could not be completed before curfew.

Pansy held the mop stick and looked at the contestants on her left and right who were getting ready to go. She started counting down in a serious tone: "Three, two, one... go for it! Let's see who comes first!"

Then she and the two fat boys began to hold the mop stick like a lawn mower in the Muggle world, and started a 200-meter short-track speed running competition. Pansy kept running for the first ten seconds of the race. She was in an advantageous position, but at about seconds, she was passed by the Gower player on the left!

The exciting time has arrived! The Gower player won the first place to reach the other side of the corridor. Then he did not relax, but continued to hold the mop and ran back again, with high morale: "Go! I am the first place, and you are the only one." You owe me five chicken legs!”

Pansy: "Hoo ho ho!" Damn, I'm so tired. It must be because my legs are too short!

Crabbe: "Don't even think about it. It's not the last minute. Maybe the chicken legs are mine. Go ahead!"

Draco stood on the stairs with his hands on his hips, looking at the three friends he had played with since childhood with a look of disgust on his face: "Can you guys stop shouting so loudly? You are so stupid."

Suddenly, he heard the voices of several students behind him. He immediately turned around with his hands on his hips, and pulled him to the point of not knowing how high the heights were. He pointed his nostrils at the three Gryffindor seniors: "This road is not open to you. Get out of here."

Hermione was stunned for a moment, then spit out: "Why? This road doesn't belong to your home!"

"If you don't let me go, I won't let you go." He said with a cool look on his face, and turned his head: "Humph."

Ron: "You arrogant Malfoy, you think the school is your home..." Suddenly he stopped, because he just remembered that his father was the school director and indeed spent a lot of money to build Hogwarts. .

Pansy's voice came from the corridor: "Go!"

Gower: "My chicken legs!"

Crabbe: "Do it again, I will definitely win this time!"

Draco put his hands on his hips and shouted to the three guys who were running away: "Hurry up, don't be slow, and don't yell, it's just embarrassing!"

Harry heard Pansy's voice, then pursed his lips, and pulled Ron and Hermione down the stairs again: "Forget it, let's go from the other side."

Before Hermione left, she glared at Draco several times unconvinced.

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After finally mopping the floor, the few little guys returned to the Slytherin dormitory and slumped on the sofa. They were as tired as dogs, especially the two fat boys Goyle and Crabbe. They were as tired as if they had spent half a lifetime of sports cells. All used up.

Draco folded his arms and looked at them with disgust: "You guys stink."

When Pansy heard this, she immediately jumped up and hugged him: "Yes, yes, yes, we stink, but you are the only one who smells good. Come here and let me hug you so that my sister smells good too, hehehehe..."

Draco's face turned red with anger: "Ah ah ah ah, let me go!"

"No!"

"I've taken a shower! Ahhh Pansy, I'm going to kill you!"

When Goyle and Crabbe saw this scene, the flesh on their faces trembled, and their laughter was so loud that it scared away all the fish outside the glass in the public dormitory.

The protagonists of Gryffindor have their friendship. They grow up under the warm sunshine. Their scarves are the color of the warm sun and fragrant flowers. They are passionate for the justice of the world.

And the Slytherins, who were assigned as clowns by their creator from the beginning, were also laughing at the bottom of their dark lake. The world did not need their saving, but this did not mean that "love" could not come to them. superior……