Marvel's Great Old Ones

On the street outside the Manhattan Hotel, Li Xiu, dressed slovenly and holding a toothpick in his mouth, mingled with the crowd and watched several police cars whizzing by.

Following the mass shooting in Brooklyn, another celebrity vendetta occurred at a charity gala in Manhattan. New York has slowly begun to become chaotic.

Li Xiu called Li Mo at a public phone booth on the roadside.

Without Third Master, Li Mo now has the highest prestige in Ji Shi Tang. After removing those thorns and using them as cannon fodder, Li Mo has completely controlled Ji Shi Tang, the largest Chinese gang in New York.

In the past few days, Li Mo has been busy accepting that the Brooklyn Viper's territory has integrated the underworld forces in the entire Brooklyn area.

Now Jishitang, who was originally not much weaker than Viper, coupled with the original power of Viper, has been able to completely unify Brooklyn.

Now that it has become stronger, the agreement between Ji Shitang and the small gangs to join forces to fight against the Viper is naturally invalid. Without the intervention of the second force, and with Li Xiu's reputation for destroying the Viper, the integration went smoothly.

But Jishitang's ability to swallow up Brooklyn is already unparalleled. As for New York, don't even think about it.

Let’s not talk about anything else. Brooklyn alone is enough for Jishitang to digest for a long time. They don’t have enough power to compete with the overlords of other cities and the local snakes who were originally suppressed by the Kingpin to compete for New York’s cake and be able to defend Hell’s Kitchen. Even that’s good.

Besides, it's impossible for those white-skinned pigs to allow a yellow gangster to control New York's underground power.

It is estimated that even controlling the underground in Brooklyn is very difficult. After all, Brooklyn is the most populous borough in New York. If it were independent as a city, it would even be among the top three cities.

Moreover, Brooklyn's chaotic situation, law and order, and complex population composition can be said to be a breeding ground for gangs.

Therefore, the so-called integration of Jishitang is not a brutal gang annexation, but the establishment of rules in Brooklyn, which subtly affects the gangs and allows them to slowly integrate into Jishitang.

When Li Xiu called, Li Mo was still worried and happy dealing with all kinds of nonsense.

"Is Kingpin dead? Joseph will probably be busy marching into New York to share a piece of cake in New York, so there is no need to worry about him causing trouble, and Kingpin's men don't need to worry about it. They themselves will be dog eat dog. Everything is done now. That’s it, come back.”

After hearing this, Li Xiu hung up the phone and did not disturb Li Mo's work.

Standing on the street, he suddenly felt confused and didn't know what to do. Now he no longer had the sense of urgency of being traced, and he was not used to it.

He burped, looked around, and finally decided to go back to the church in Brooklyn.

The taxi driver refused to enter Brooklyn at midnight, so it was already close to three in the morning when Li Xiu returned to the Church of Fools.

Daniel had already gone upstairs to sleep with Cthulhu in his arms. Li Xiu took out the key and opened the door. After taking a shower, he collapsed on the bed and fell asleep.

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At seven o'clock in the morning, Li Xiu was woken up by Cthulhu's tentacles. He yawned and got up with tears in his eyes to wash up.

Daniel made breakfast because he thought it was not cost-effective to eat out, so he learned some cooking skills from a Chinese boss and made breakfast at home.

It can only be said that things in the world are unpredictable. The big intestine wraps up the small intestine, and a street kid who pursues freedom is suddenly turned into a housewife.

Today's breakfast was noodles. Li Xiu held a big bowl with Cthulhu on his head and crouched at the door to eat. From time to time, he would give Cthulhu a chopstick.

Only at this time did he look like an ordinary person. Usually he would look like a crazy person, or he would look like a bloodthirsty, crazy, weird and ugly monster.

After breakfast, Daniel went to wash the dishes, while Li Xiu lay holding Cthulhu at the door of the church and basking in the sun.

The morning sun was warm, without the heat of noon. After a while, Li Xiu felt drowsy again, but Cthulhu next to him was still full of energy, moving around and crawling on his body. .

After lying down for more than an hour, Li Xiu finally got up and got down to business.

Now that Kingpin is out of charge, there is no danger. He needs to deal with the affairs of the Church of the Fool.

The Church of Fools has not yet been officially established, at least it has not yet been logged into the New York City Information Network.

It is actually not difficult to establish a religion, it just requires someone to be willing to believe in it and support it. Especially based on the convenient information circulation methods in modern society, it is very simple to establish a religion.

For example, the more serious ones include the SCP Foundation, the more weird and funny ones include the Flying Spaghetti Cult, the Earth Cat Cult, and even more bizarre ones include the belief in the Great Mercy and Great Compassion to save the suffering, Ultraman Buddha, Namo Tiga Buddha and other giants. Through Buddhism.

And now what Li Xiu wants to establish is the Church of Fools based on the Cthulhu mythology system.

In order to truly establish the Church of the Fool, Li Xiu needs to solve several problems.

One is to hand over money, which is to bribe officials and politicians in Brooklyn and New York so that the Church of Fools can be truly recognized.

The second is to build momentum, let more people know about the establishment of the Church of Fools, and get those people to support the Church of Fools. This step is not difficult. According to the idle character of these European and American people, they will definitely be happy to see this fun, plus hundreds of millions of dollars. With the blessing of information, information can definitely attract attention.

The third is to create a more documentary religious epic. With the foundation of the Cthulhu mythology and the knowledge that continues to pour out of Li Xiu’s mind, it is not difficult to find a better writer.

The fourth step is to build the Church of the Fool and attract people. This step requires taking care of the public security nearby. After Li Xiu's recent behavior of making extra money and Li Mo's control, this step has made great progress.

To establish a church, there should be a certain number of believers; the need for regular gatherings; pastoral staff to host gatherings; a management organization (or preparatory management organization) and rules and regulations; certain financial resources, and access to local areas. Opportunities approved by government agencies.

Li Xiu has already explained it to Li Mo, and these things have begun to proceed in an orderly manner.

It is worth mentioning that the homicide police officer named Brian can no longer return to Manhattan because he has been supported by Li Mo to become the deputy chief of the Brooklyn Police Department.

The process of supporting Brian was not difficult, but he was given the credit for exterminating the Viper. And those things that needed to be applied for to build a church were given to him.

Li Xiu is not afraid that Brian will have different intentions, because he has changed the method of controlling Brian. This time, he is forcing Brian to take photos of various forged criminal records that are enough to shoot him, including but not limited to prostitution, drug abuse, and bribery. Bribery, tax evasion, etc.

It is strange to say that the most serious crime among so many crimes is not prostitution and bribery, but tax evasion. People have to sigh, it is indeed that magical and beautiful country, and the focus is extraordinary.

In order to collect taxes, in this beautiful country, even the equipment of the special forces is inferior to that of the tax bureau, and even tanks can be driven out to collect taxes.

No wonder the first step for those arrested gangsters was not to find a lawyer, but to have someone file their taxes immediately.