Marvel's Great Old Ones

The moment Li Xiu stepped off the rooftop wearing a white straitjacket, both the guards holding sticks and the doctors at the hospital turned into blurred light and shadow.

Suddenly, bustling voices came from around him, and the surrounding scene suddenly turned into undulating buildings.

"Haha, I knew there was something wrong with this world, I'm not sick!" He looked up and looked around, with an uncontrollable smile on his face.

Well, this should be in a foreign country. We need to see the situation first to determine whether it is the original world.

Looking left and right at the white people who were avoiding him with disgusted expressions and the policemen at the intersection not far away, Li Xiu's mind changed quickly, and he turned around and went into an alley on the side.

He didn't want to be caught in the hospital again. Although the people inside were nice to talk to and all of them were talented people, they would get annoying if they listened too much. What's more, he had a greater goal waiting to be accomplished.

At the intersection, the yellow-skinned lunatic suddenly turned around and ran away, but the policemen who were bragging and spanking didn't take it to heart.

As for arresting me, stop talking about it, or you can do it.

joke! If you are injured by a mental illness, there is no one legally available to ask for explanation and compensation.

In the United States, the police do not have various additional welfare guarantees and rely entirely on grants and social donations for funding.

Even if you have insurance, not much will be left after the layers of wrangling and exploitation by the courts and insurance companies. And who knows if he has any disease.

This is Hell's Kitchen, not Beverly Hills in Los Angeles, so there's no need to be so dedicated.

Li Xiu was humming Zhou Jie Gu's "Double Jie Lun" and was jumping on tiptoes in the alley. Now those people were walking around him.

He made a face at a woman who walked away from him, and watched the woman scream and run out of the alley, Li Xiu showed a wicked smile.

Passing around the sewage of unknown composition and the foul-smelling garbage on the ground, he picked up a newspaper with his orchid hands.

"Ha, little baby, let daddy see where this is?" Li Xiu squinted and looked at the publication address on the newspaper.

"The New York Times, this is the United States? Why is it still the Earth?"

Pouting his lips, he thought he had traveled to a different world.

"Next, we'll wait until the golden finger is in place. Hum, stupid Kangxi, I will definitely overthrow his Mediterranean dynasty, and then lock him up and feed him medicine for a hundred years. I just don't know what happened to the professor and the great master."

Fortunately, since he was sent to Shuguang Mental Hospital by his police uncle when he was eighteen years old when he tried to time travel with a kite, he has never chosen to give up on his ideal of time travel in the past ten years and has actively continued to exercise and study. Otherwise, he would have continued to I can't even read English newspapers.

Unexpectedly, he had several conflicts with the bald doctor in charge of exercising and reading.

The professor and the big master in the same room expressed high praise for his act of defiance. It is believed that as a puppet soldier, he made important contributions in the revolution against the bald rule of the bald Emperor Kangxi.

"As long as Xiao Li gives up his unrealistic ideas, I am even willing to submit the drawings of the perpetual spaceship I invented to Singleton for him so that the Dog Empire can rescue him." The professor once said this to everyone during a presentation.

This time, if the professor and the great master had not created opportunities for him to go to the rooftop, he would have been captured by that old bald man from Kangxi.

"Wait, this is?"

Shaking away the newspaper in his hand, Li Xiu suddenly saw a familiar figure.

"Robert Downey Jr.?" The man in the newspaper showed an uninhibited smile as he hugged two models wearing sexy dresses.

"No, this is... Tony Stark!" Li Xiu opened his mouth in surprise.

He was no stranger to Marvel movies, and was even very familiar with them, because Kangxi, the old bald man, often showed movies in the entertainment room. Among them, the Marvel series has the most views, and I have watched it dozens of times.

Iron Man should be regarded as the most well-known character in Marvel movies. There are even a few doomsday lunatics in the hospital who converted to the Iron Cult because of this. They clamored that "flesh and blood are weak, steel soars" and wanted to open a hole in their chests. Hole.

"So, this is the Marvel Universe?" Li Xiu grinned, "I just don't know if it's the comic version or the movie version. If it's the comic version, it would be terrible, and he would die of an unknown accident."

"This is not easy to deal with. Don't worry about it. Let's make peace with it now. Let's settle down first." Li Xiu raised his head and looked at the surrounding environment. As he looked and walked, he had already walked past the barely still place where he was just now. A relatively lively neighborhood has entered a more dirty place.

After wandering around, he finally recognized the address from the graffiti on the wall.

Hell's Kitchen! Another super grand prize, evil people are everywhere, gangsters are not as good as dogs, and the black society industry is also involved.

The urgent thing now is to find a pair of clothes and a pair of shoes, otherwise I will catch a cold sooner or later when my body temperature drops. Getting sick in the United States is a fatal thing, Li Xiu secretly paid for it.

The time-travel scene is wrong. He is still wearing a white tights and his feet are bare. If he keeps wandering around here, he will start to suffer from hypothermia soon.

Looking at the gangsters on the block, Li Xiu suddenly had a plan in mind.

I picked up a stone from the ground and weighed it. Suddenly there was a soft sound, and a thumb-sized stone hit a black gangster with dreadlocks on the head.

The tall and thin black gangster turned around and saw a yellow man wearing only white strange clothes smiling stupidly at him.

The guy was holding a larger stone with one hand, and was wiping the runny nose with the other hand. His unshoeless feet were stained with black mud.

"Oh, Shet, Mazefak..." The black gangster cursed loudly, spitting everywhere, waving his hands, glaring at him like an enraged rooster, but his feet did not move.

After all, although the black gangster looks at least 1.9 meters tall, which is a head taller than Li Xiu, who is 1.7 meters tall, he is very thin, and Li Xiu has become very strong due to his persistence in exercising in recent years. You can tell at a glance that he is not to be trifled.

"Haha, Ned is that soft-footed shrimp, even a yellow-skinned idiot dares to bully him!" Seeing that Ned did not dare to come forward, several gangsters laughed happily and pointed at Ned with their fingers.

"I'm not afraid of that monkey, it's just... because he is a fool, yes, that's right, just because he is a fool." Ned turned his head and said, "I don't want to be accused of bullying a fool."

Snapped!

Another pebble hit Ned on the head. The other three were stunned for a moment, and then burst into even louder laughter.

"You can't do two or three, don't go too far!"

Snapped!

"Great gift crab special!"

It took Ned a while to come back to his senses. He cursed angrily and took out a brown ten-inch butterfly knife.

Li Xiu looked at Ned, who was approaching quickly, and slowly moved into the alley behind him.

Seeing that the man was timid, Ned was filled with courage, and without thinking, he followed him into the alley with big strides.

As soon as he entered the alley, a black shadow flashed past.

Ned felt a sudden sharp pain in his nose. Before he could react, another heavy blow hit his neck.

Ned didn't even make a sound before he fell to the ground.

"Dear black guy, I think you won't mind lending me your clothes and money. Well, if you don't say anything, I'll take it as your consent."

Li Xiu threw away the wooden stick he picked up from the construction waste pile, squatted down, pushed Ned, and found that he didn't respond.

"Could it be that he hiccupped? It shouldn't be. People are dizzy on TV?" Li Xiu put his head on Ned's chest and touched Ned's neck.

Standing up, Li Xiu touched his nose awkwardly.

……

More than ten minutes later, on the street outside the alley, several gangsters laughing and joking gradually realized that something was wrong. Why hasn't there been a response after so long? Is that Asian guy not even humming?

Several people looked at each other and walked into the alley, pushing and shoving. The next scene made their faces look ugly.

I saw Ned lying naked on the ground, with a black and purple mark on his neck. His face sank into the sewage, his chest did not rise and fall, and there were no bubbles coming out of his mouth and nose.

A gangster stepped forward and felt Ned's pulse, then turned around and stood up with an ugly expression.

"Farkle, Ned is dead!"

"What?!"

"Where's that lunatic?"

"Ran."

Following the footprints on the wall at the end of the alley, they knew that the man had probably run a few blocks away.

……

A few blocks away, Li Xiu pulled up his pants in discomfort. The guy with the dog belt likes hip-hop style, and the holes in his pants make him a little uncomfortable, and the clothes are a little tight. (A black man whose soul is flying in the sky: Then give it back to me!)

Seeing that the black men were not chasing after him, Li Xiu looked at his surroundings and found that he had run in front of a church. The next step is to find a place to live, but unfortunately the guy only has a little change.

From just now, he had always felt that something was waiting for his response, and strange knowledge kept popping up in his brain, but it was not the time yet.

He suspected that this was probably his golden finger. The young model in the club still went to work in the sea just to see this tremor.

And through the information that popped up in his mind, he knew that this response did not require any arrangements or rituals. He only needed to "click" in his mind to accept it like surfing the Internet.

It just so happens that this place is not far from the Hudson River. Find an open place so that you can escape easily if there is any big noise later.

In Brooklyn, a poor area, you can easily find some abandoned public facilities along the Hudson River.

"The sky is spirited, the earth is spirited, the Supreme Lord will appear soon, the Three Pure Ones, the Tathagata and the Jade Emperor will bless you -"

Kneeling by an abandoned small dock, Li Xiu swore that he had never worshiped all the gods so devoutly.

"Xuan Neng saves lives. If you don't change your ways, come out, my golden legend!"

The Hudson River surged, cold water vapor slapped randomly on his face, and bursts of strange black light lit up in front of his eyes.

The legendary colorful black light kept shining, and then there was Li Xiu's long silence. Silence is tonight's Cambridge...

Here’s my golden glittery fur king!

[Author's digression]: A newbie is on the road, please forgive me!