One Piece and the Country

Chapter 70

Bang!

A loud bang!

It's comparable to the thunder and two kicks released during the Chinese New Year!

A puff of white smoke rose from the ground!

Due to the reaction force, a male fighting cock flew into the air like a flying monkey.

After spinning four and a half times, he hit a tree trunk, his neck tilted, and he died on the spot!

Su Xing knows the power of detoxifying sweet potatoes!

He ate one before and the toilet seat fell apart!

If Su Xing hadn't desperately grabbed the shelf in the toilet, he would have spiraled into the sky!

giggle~

The second male fighting cock laughed in a standard cock voice, as if laughing at the stupidity of the first fighting cock!

The way of heaven has reincarnation, and the heaven has spared anyone.

He felt a chemical reaction in his stomach, and a large amount of gas concentrated in the anus!

Oops!

The valve cannot be controlled!

There was another deafening sound, and the second male fighting cock flew up from the spot!

But he is shrewd and knows that his head is his weak point!

Try your best to protect your head with your wings!

Like a bowling ball, it bounced around in the trunk of the tree.

In the end, he stuck himself in a tree branch and saved a small life.

The second male fighting cock (the second child): Brothers, all learn from me and be sure to protect your heads.

Look at me!

I'm not hurt!

As witty as me

(?°???°)?

………………

ooh ooh...

oh oh...

Ow...

Obviously the second child was happy too early!

The third child was also shaken by the loud fart and flew up.

It plunged into the dick's phoenix tail flesh.

(PS: For some popular science, some friends may not know what phoenix tail meat is, phoenix tail meat is chicken butt!)

Fighting cocks: 〣(oΔo)〣

The third child kept struggling, his feet still dangling in the air and his head could not be pulled out.

The second child: Oh~oh~oh~it really kills people!

Leader: The boss is dead, second brother, you can’t suffocate the third brother to death anymore!

Second child: I’ll try my best! (crying)

The gas in the stomach was full again, the second child fart loudly, and the third child came out!

Oh~ so comfortable!

The second child looked satisfied and relieved!

The moment the third child was pushed to the ground, he spurted out two double-sounding farts.

The huge thrust made him fly towards the phoenix tail meat again...

What the hell!

Second child: (°ー°〃)

I'd rather die!

It is also a relief to die like the boss.

Living is so painful!

………………

The fourth child adjusted the angle, not daring to fly into the tree in case he got hung up like the second child.

The consequences could be disastrous!

The recoil pushed him to rub against the ground, hitting rocks, and bursts of sparks popped out!

The fourth child slid all the way and rushed towards the sixth child!

"Sixth brother, get out of the way!"

The sixth child jumped around to avoid the impact of the fourth child.

The feathers on the body of the male fighting cock are comparable to steel. If the two collide hard, they are likely to suffer internal injuries.

The fourth child is like a tracking missile, chasing the sixth child’s butt!

ヾ(???)?

If you are like my second brother!

That would be a tragedy!

Fourth brother, I'm sorry!

Lao Liu took a deep breath. The muscles all over his body were like steel bars twisted together, and the feathers stood up like blades!

He took a step forward with his left paw, twisted his waist and raised his hips, and swung out his Iron Feather Fist fiercely.

One punch even unleashed a deafening blast of air!

"boom!"

The fourth child looked like he had been hit by a truck!

It broke three trees and rolled to the ground more than 20 meters away...

As soon as the chicken's claws were stretched out, it fell to the ground and was completely knocked off the line.

ooh ooh...

oh oh...

Ow...

Lao Liu burst into tears!

Lao Liu: Fifth brother, you don’t follow martial ethics, so you sneak attack on me!

Lao Wu:? ? ?

Lao Wu was confused, who am I?Where is this?

Why is it so dark when I open my eyes?

Is it dark?

Gollum~

The miserable Lao Liu reacted, with stinky farts congealing in his stomach.

Whether or not Fifth Brother can be brought out depends on this shot.

Bang!

Like a volcano erupting!

Lao Wu was sprayed out!

However, Lao Qi bumped into him behind him.

What happened to Lao Er and Lao Liu happened again to Lao Wu!

Lao Liu: (′▽`)

I finally sprayed the fifth brother out. I feel relieved, is that possible?

However, he was too happy too early!

The combination of the five and seven old men pushed forward fiercely from behind.

Where did Lao Wu's head come out and where does it go back!

Lao Liu: (?˙o˙)?

Oh, shit~

Unparalleled blessings, misfortunes do not come singly!

The sixth child was hit by the fifth child~

The fifth child was hit by the seventh child~

The seventh child was hit by the eighth child~

The successive impacts made Lao Liu extremely painful.

Lao Liu: Oh my God!Come on and let a human stew me!It’s so tiring to live!

They are connected together like a candied haws.

How miserable it is!

Su Xing was immediately stunned!

"This...this...this...fuck! (I can't think of an adjective anymore)"

Take it hard!

For the first time in his life, Su Xing felt guilty and even despised himself.

Recite the Diamond Sutra silently in your mind to purify yourself of your sins.

"Namo Amitabha, Buddha, I was wrong!"

"Father, I am guilty!"

Wangcai looked at it with gusto, covered his mouth, and laughed like a dog barking at the side.

This kind of scene will teach bad things to children!

It will leave an indelible shadow in their young minds.

Su Xing once wanted to turn off the live broadcast!

But the audience in the live broadcast room didn’t buy it!

He even threatened that if the live broadcast was shut down, he would immediately unblock it and lose followers!

Ugh!

It’s hard for me to live!

Fans are God!

No way!

Su Xing could only live broadcast the embarrassment of the male spirit fighting cock, frame by frame!

The friends in the live broadcast room were very happy to watch, and the gifts were given out!

[Bai A] Give away three banknotes~

[Chen Xing Zhi Fan] Give away three banknotes~

【Sufen】Giving away a bag of dog food~

【Star Fans】Send a confession balloon~

The pits on the ground are all the work of male fighting cocks. They are dead and injured.

The combat effectiveness of the entire fighting cock group was greatly weakened.

Su Xing is not in a hurry to take action!

After the physical damage is over, there is still a wave of magic damage!

As any normal person knows, farts are not only loud but also smelly!

Crackling, the cockfighting cocks farted thousands of times!

There was a stench in the air, like the smell of unwashed stinky socks that had been marinating in a pickle vat for three years.

The leader couldn't help it anymore, flapped his wings and slipped away!

The remaining broken male fighting cock cannot move and his eyes often have tears.

Leader~Come back soon~

Homegrown!

The fart comes out from below and enters through the nose!

That smell is overwhelming.

Heroic Fighting Cock: Ugh! (I faint)

Among the weapons and equipment Haonan gave Su Xing were a batch of chemical weapons.

Su Xing has never used it because he is afraid that the medicine will pollute the natural environment of Bermuda!

Fortunately, chemical weapons are also equipped with gas masks!

In order to prevent the smell of stinky farts, Su Xing put on a gas mask and thoughtfully gave one to Gouzi.

Wait until all the cockfighting cocks die and faint!

A gust of wind blew away the smell in the forest, and Su Xing dared to approach with the watermelon knife.

He found the spirit beads in the chicken breast, and gently made a cut with the tip of the knife. Su Xing dug out 18 spirit beads!

"Wang Wang Wang ~"

Wangcai barks a warning!

Su Xing looked back and saw the leader of the Xiongling Fighting Cock approaching him...

That guy just walked away because his fart smelled too bad. He didn't give up on his brother...

(End of this chapter)