I became Piktao’s elf

"How's it going? Are you working hard?"

"I didn't complain. When I saw his face... I didn't... didn't want to use any force. What about you?"

"Me too...hey, he's at least twice as handsome as before, hehe."

"But it's really nice to slap a face that looks great."

"Hehe, he deserves it! Who made him so greedy? He is such a big pervert!"

An Lan would never have imagined that behind the bedroom door were not two moaning monsters hugging each other and crying, but a little witch happily talking about how he felt about beating him!

"Sister Ling'er, do you think he can think of any solution?" Piketao said worriedly: "I feel that the sudden showdown is a bit urgent."

"Hey! You started to feel sorry for him after you finished doing it." Ling'er nodded her forehead, "What should we do? Should one of us go away?"

"Hehe, I didn't do it, you did it!" Piketao smiled slyly.

"Hey! You girl really don't learn well!"

Seeing that she was being teased, Ling'er looked ashamed and angry, and walked up to deal with Piketao.

"Good sister, I was wrong." Piketao quickly begged for mercy, then hugged Ling'er's arm and said softly: "We will never separate. If it doesn't work, let him go! It'll be fine if the two of us are together!" "

"Humph~ What a silly girl." Ling'er couldn't get angry when she saw Piketao hugging her arm and acting cute. He could only touch her head helplessly, with a look of doting on her face.

"Let's play black, how about we get ranked and then go out?" Piketao took out his mobile phone and called Ling'er to play black, "Come on, come on, let him go and let the headache go, who made him greedy. "

"it is good."

Ling'er smiled and agreed, feeling in her heart that Piketao was right.

It’s already 2022 and that big bad guy still wants to enjoy the blessings of everyone, so think about it carefully.

Do you really think we are both destined to be eaten?

Pooh!

......

"What did they talk about when they entered the room? They won't fight because of me, right?"

An Lan was sitting in the living room with a sad face. After her appearance reached 100, she must have become thick-skinned.

"e=(′o｀*))) Sigh...how to solve this thing."

He first took out his mobile phone and started searching online, but found that there was no answer.

"It seems that the Internet is not omnipotent."

An Lan sighed. After thinking for a while, he opened Zhihu and created a small account.

Since no one has experience, take the initiative and ask questions.

For this reason, he also took the initiative to charge 500 yuan as a reward.

ID: Kpl Pan Lu Deng Xiaoxian

[Kpl Pan Lu Deng Xiaoxian: 500 bounty to ask everyone a question, both girls fell in love with me, and I love them both. And the three of us are very good and harmonious. So how can we deal with their parents? PS: My brother is rich, but the two girls are not short of money either. They are pure and true love. If the answer is reliable, I will definitely reward you! 】

After submitting the question, he waited happily.

Ten minutes later, An Lan opened Zhihu and started checking it out with great anticipation.

"Damn it! You bunch of bastards!!!"

He had a dark face and wrote the answers under the questions expressionlessly.

[Inner Mongolia Wu Yanzu: Thank you for the invitation, I just got off the plane in the United States. Question, sir, are you thinking about shit? You both love each other, so why don’t you go eat shit? Um? Are you here to poop? 】

[Jiangnan has beautiful scenery: The one upstairs is too vulgar. The questioner obviously didn’t wake up and asked the question in his dream. Wake up, sir, although there is everything in dreams, you cannot live in a dream all your life. 】

[Hot and Sour Beef Tripe Noodles: Guys, let’s talk about it. If it were me, there would definitely be no problem, but you... haha. It is said that whatever is lacking will be supplemented. Your name probably lacks everything. Someone downstairs, please come and take a piss to wake up the subject. 】

[Jianwu Hongyan smiles: I'll come, I'll come! No, I have diabetes. Damn it! The subject of the question has held it in his mouth, it’s over, it’s over, let him taste the sweetness! 】

[Qingfeng Xulai: You are all too arbitrary. What if the person in the question is true? If what he said is true, then my solution is - wouldn't it be nice for two girls to be together? As for you, just do chemical castration! Stop causing harm to people in this world. It’s already 2202 and you’re still here dreaming of feudal evil desires? Brother, Dai Qing is dead! 】

......

There are dozens of comments, but no one can give a good answer.

An Lan read it over and almost got mad at himself. The only constructive suggestion came from a real-name certified writer named Electric Eel with Eight-Pack Abs.

He thought for a while and offered a reward of 500 yuan to the electric eel.

An Lan curiously clicked on Electric Eel's homepage to see what books he had written, but ended up quitting in less than two minutes.

"Bah! What the hell are you writing about! Throwing things at the street!"

The writing is hot, but the advice given by this guy called Electric Eel is: Marry one first, then divorce, then marry the other, and then divorce. Just sauce!

It was impossible to immigrate, An Lan had never thought about it.

So this is the only way!

"Alas..." An Lan sighed and began to think about how to solve the second problem!

At this moment, the bedroom door opened.

The two girls who were in high spirits just now came over with stern faces, and they sat back on the sofa without saying a word.

Piketao put his slender legs on the coffee table and asked, "Have you thought about it?"

"Uh..." An Lan replied bravely: "I've thought about it."

Then, he talked about the strategy of getting married first and then divorcing.

The two girls looked at each other after hearing this, and Ling'er said, "Where are the parents?"

"Over there...just over there..." An Lan's face was filled with pain, "Let nature take its course, okay?"

After saying that, I closed my eyes and waited for the violent storm!

After waiting for a long time, he found that neither the scolding nor the fighting came. An Lan opened his eyes and looked at the two of them in confusion.

"That's all. Don't think too much and play the game well." Piketao curled his lips.

"Well, go back quickly. Don't ask for leave in the future!" Ling'er said: "It's all the three of us' business. Who asked us to belittle ourselves?"

An Lan became anxious upon hearing this, "No, it's me..."

"Okay!" Ling'er interrupted him, "Go back quickly. If you lose the game, you will be so sorry."

"Hmph!" Piketao stood up and walked to An Lan. She was only as tall as An Lan's chest. She raised her head and looked at An Lan, "Does it still hurt when I hit you just now?"

"No...well, kind of."

As soon as he finished speaking, An Lan's eyes widened in the next second.

The person in front of him suddenly grabbed his neck with both hands, and then pulled him down hard while standing on tiptoes.

An Lan only felt that her lips were cold and sweet.

The feeling disappeared before he could recall it. Piketao turned around, then waved his hand back impatiently and said, "Let's go! Don't bother us here."

An Lan could only smile at Ling'er, then turned around and put on his shoes to leave.

Only Ling'er who was watching could see that Tao Zi's cheeks were blushing and even the roots of her ears were red. She was obviously extremely shy.

"Alas..." She sighed softly in her heart, "They are all my enemies."

[Author's digression]: The relationship aspect is temporarily over, let's start the playoffs!