Altman Tiga in Marvel

"No." Hill said confidently: "You just heard what Mr. Prime Minister said, the pride of the sunset empire, the remaining afterglow will not allow them to do this. It just so happens that we can also take a break , learn from their experience in dealing with monsters.”

Tang said disdainfully: "Would you like to learn from their experience in dealing with monster corpses? Come on, we are the victory team, not the corpse collection team."

Hill glanced at him and asked, "Who do you think disposed of the bodies of the monsters destroyed by Diga?"

Tang didn't know how to answer. As Ultraman Tiga, he always cared about killing monsters but not burying them.

"Dr. Banner, from a scientific point of view, what is the best way to dispose of the monster's body?" Tang asked.

Banner thought for a moment and replied: "Based on the current understanding of the monster, it is too early to talk about treatment. We should organize biologists to conduct an anatomical study of its body and explore whether its body is... Extraterrestrial creatures carry unknown dangerous substances. At the same time, oceanographers trace the origin of the monsters based on ocean currents... A lot of research work needs to be done before we can finally consider how to deal with it, whether it is to be burned or buried. If it contains radioactivity If it’s a substance, it needs to be shielded.”

Hill said to Tang: "Now you know, no job is easy."

At this time Natasha said: "Considering the efficiency of the British Parliament, the monster will probably lie on the beach for a long time. Maybe they won't need to deal with it in the end, and nature will help solve it."

"As long as they're not afraid of being smoked."

After Tang said this, everyone couldn't help laughing.

However, it turned out that one should never underestimate the operational efficiency of an established empire. The next day, Tang and the others saw news reports that the British Parliament held an emergency meeting to discuss how to deal with the monster's corpse.

Hill also has inside information. In fact, this news can be said to have spread all over London, but it has not spread across the Atlantic yet.

"I heard that the stench floated to London and suffocated Lafayette. This suddenly became an important and urgent matter. Parliament immediately convened an emergency meeting. In the chamber, the members wore gas masks on their heads. On May 5 The decision was made within minutes to burn the monster's body immediately, without any quarrel between the two parties. It is said that the meeting ended so quickly and the MPs were so efficient that they both set a Guinness World Record, with some MPs midway through If you go out to use the restroom, you won’t find anyone when you come back.”

"What about the sampling study of the monster's corpse?" Dr. Banner asked.

Hill replied: "Because the corpse is so smelly, no laboratory is willing to accept this task. Everyone regards it as a larger sea creature."

Dr. Banner shook his head after hearing this: "Such a decision is too hasty. If burning causes the spread of toxic substances, who will bear the responsibility?"

Tang smiled and said: "Since it is a decision made by the parliament, it represents public opinion. Naturally, no one is responsible. This is the essence of democracy."

Hill continued: "The local residents clearly opposed burning it on the spot, so the cabinet decided to transport it to the sea. It can also directly use natural gas from the North Sea oil fields, which is convenient and trouble-free. However, this was opposed by the countries along the North Sea, which believed that this would be done It will pollute the marine environment of the North Sea. At present, the European Union has issued a formal note to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Empire of Great Britain on this matter, asking the British government to take responsibility and not to let the incident in the country expand and affect other countries. However, this move has triggered the British people dissatisfaction, and people’s doubts about Brexit have suddenly become louder.”

Tang couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "I didn't expect a monster to be able to see all kinds of things in the world. Then Mr. Prime Minister must be on pins and needles now."

"It is said that under dual pressure at home and abroad, Mr. Jim Harker has had the idea of ​​​​resigning, but he is not willing to go down in history as the shortest-serving prime minister in British history. I heard that he intends to launch a campaign on this matter. The referendum, however, took a long time and was contrary to the decision of the parliament, so it did not receive the support of the cabinet and was abandoned.”

"So... after all this fuss, the monster's body is still there?"

Hill nodded: "In fact, it can't go anywhere else. They don't have the machinery to move the monster, and the workers refuse to work close to the monster."

"It seems that this dead monster will become a thorn in the side of the Great Empire."

Natasha was scrolling through her phone with her head down in boredom, when she suddenly raised her head and said, "Turn on the TV, there seems to be news again, and it's about the Victory Team."

On TV, Jim Harker, Prime Minister of the Empire of Great Britain, once again stood in front of No. [-] Downing Street. This time, he no longer looked like the dejected monster that made him anxious. He looked full of energy and confidence.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I am happy to tell you the good news here: Regarding the disposal of monster corpses, the cabinet has finally come up with a perfect and feasible solution after all-night discussions, careful research, and careful argumentation. The solution is: we are going to hire a victory team to deal with the monster body.

As we all know, the Victory Team is a professional team that deals with monster problems. It has accumulated rich experience in dealing with monsters during its long-term battles with monsters.I believe that with the support of the government, they will be able to successfully complete this task.

At the same time, I have submitted a brand new bill to Parliament, called the "Victory Team Temporary Employment Bill". Before the Monster Disaster Management Committee is formed, the British government will hire Victory Team to be responsible for solving local monster problems..."

In front of the TV, everyone in the victory team looked at each other, and finally turned their attention to Natasha: "Your ominous premonition is about to come true."

"Keep watching." Natasha said without turning her head, "The good show is yet to come."

On the TV, a middle-aged male reporter wearing glasses was asking: "But Mr. Prime Minister, didn't you just say the day before yesterday that you would not support the victory team? You also believe that the United World Peace Convention is an infringement of our country's national defense autonomy. , these are your exact words."

Jim Harker coughed and corrected him: "I never said I didn't support the Victory Team. This is a heroic team that has been standing at the forefront of resisting monsters to protect mankind. We must pay tribute to them." !

Of course, I have also said that I do not support the TPC Convention, but please note that the Victory Team did not enter our country under the TPC, but as mercenaries according to the "Victory Team Temporary Employment Bill" that I just submitted to the Congress. Monster Corpse, this isn't even a combat mission.

As we all know, our country has a very long mercenary tradition. Our foreign mercenary group, the Gurkha mercenaries, are world-renowned. The identity of the victory team is the same as them, so everyone should not have this doubt. "

"Mr. Prime Minister, do you mean that not only this monster, but all monsters that appear in the country in the future will be dealt with by the victory team?" another reporter asked.

"Of course not!" Jim Harker seemed confident about this issue and was obviously well prepared. "As I said, this is just a stopgap measure before the establishment of the Monster Disaster Management Committee. Our empire has millions of soldiers and battleships. Thousands of ships, when did they pass by others? Napoleon, World War I, World War II... Next question."

"Mr. Prime Minister, what are the chances of this bill passing in Parliament?"

Jim Hacker shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly: "If the MPs don't want that smelly London to reappear in the 21st century, I think they will definitely support it."

"Will Victory accept the employment bill? As of now, they have not issued a response on this matter."

"Let's wait and see. In fact, I have always had full confidence in them."