People are pirates, do whatever they want

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In a small but clean house that was not spacious, the phone on the table kept ringing urgently.

On the bed, a head poked out from under the quilt, with a childish face of seventeen or eighteen years old and sleepy eyes. ?

The yawning boy stretched out his arm to grab the phone bug, and replied angrily: "I'm sorry, we're at the door. Let's start the dishes. I'll be up right away."

“I was calling a landline!!!”

What came from the phone was the angry voice of a middle-aged man.

He was probably very angry, and after a while the voice came again: "Du Wei, for the sake of your birthday today, don't make me angry. 5 minutes, I will give you 5 minutes at most, you'd better arrive, otherwise,,"

slap~

The young man named Du Wei hung up the phone with quick hands and eyes - this was called [Emergency Evacuation].

Put the phone bug back on the table, feed it some food, and look at the wrinkles on the phone bug's face.

Du Wei ruthlessly complained: "I have raised you for two years, but you won't even lay an egg. Just because you are a male, can I do whatever I want!!"

Du Weichuo, who felt refreshed after complaining, pulled his slippers to the mirror, rubbed his groggy eyes, and looked in the mirror at the very familiar face he had seen for five years.

He has black hair, black eyes, a fair complexion, and a fairly cheerful and handsome face.

It's just that her face is a little pale and slightly feminine, but it's not offensive at all. It even gives people a somewhat gentle and elegant feeling.

As for the shortcomings, it is that my physical fitness is a little bit worse.

Okay, here comes the showdown, not just a little bit, but a hundred million points.

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As the middle-aged man on the phone said, Du Wei has his birthday today, and some friends are gathering to celebrate it.

Normally it would be a good thing to have someone treat you, but Du Wei's expression was obviously not right at this time.

A sinister bird of prey, even a little ferocious.

Pointing at the mirror with trembling fingers, Du Wei roared in a low voice, almost gritting his teeth.

"Five years,"

"Five whole years!!"

"Do you know how I got here in the past five years!!!"

"You chose time travel, I won't say anything. If you don't give me a golden finger for five years, I'll fuck you up."

He didn't wait for the figure in the mirror to reply, and of course the figure in the mirror wouldn't reply either.

Du Wei, who originally had a ferocious expression, instantly collapsed, and his tone could not hide the decadence: "Well, after today, I will be nothing more than a waste.

When you grow up, you should know some things.

So forget it if you don't give me those amazing golden fingers.If it's a nice girl, there's always room for discussion, right?

After all, I am also a time-traveler, so let me save some face, okay? "

Yes, Du Wei is a time traveler, but he is not honored.

As a young man in the Internet age, I have fantasized about the possibility of time travel countless times.

Memorize lottery numbers, memorize the ingredients and production processes of various daily necessities, and even military supplies.

As for the accumulation of other entertainment songs and movies, there are countless more.

There are also various information on the bull market, mineral prices, etc. It is simply more difficult to study than going to school.

He has also specialized in studying the entrepreneurial experiences of later generations of tycoons, and his understanding of them can even be said to be better than that of them themselves.

At that time, Du Wei was sure that as long as he traveled through time, he would be able to stand out.

The richest man in the country dares not say that there is absolutely no problem in having more money than billions of dollars.

Du Wei didn't even expect that he would actually travel through time.

But what he didn't expect was that he was entering the world of the Two-Spined Ape, the [Pirate World] where criminals were everywhere and there were as many strong men as dogs.

Well, there was absolutely no defense at all, let alone preparation in advance.

Fortunately, Du Wei still likes the story of "One Piece", which tells the story of Nami, a rural girl who aspires to become the world's best navigator.

It’s not that I know too much about it, but roughly the plot and the main characters are somewhat confident, at least they won’t be blinded.

For example, the protagonist Nami is a girl from an ordinary background.

For example, Luffy, Nami's number one younger brother, is very good at eating, but he is also a social nerd.

For example, Sauron didn't know the heights of the sky and the earth when he was a child, and he didn't know the north, south, east, and west when he grew up.

For example, Sanji, ,, Sekei.

For example, Robin,,, Sister Yu, want one.

For example, Joba,,, reserve food.

As for the year and month when their gang met, sorry, this is beyond Du Wei's ability.

After all, whoever watches One Piece seriously can remember the Ocean Calendar.

Real fans of the sea only remember two times [before the Ding Shang War] and [after the Ding Shang War].

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Five years ago, Du Wei, who had just traveled through the "Pirate World", was frightened, but still had great ambition and pride.

Determined to punch [Paradise Shichibukai] and kick [New World Yonko], I can’t wait to participate in this magnificent era.

Then he discovered that [lying flat] was his only way out.

Five years, 1825 days, 43800 hours.

Du Wei finally had to admit that he had traveled through time, but not completely.

Not only does he not have the golden fingers that are standard for time travellers, he does not even have the inhuman physique that is very common among the indigenous people of this world.

Indeed, a poor family and the death of both parents are the standard protagonist template, but this has nothing to do with whether Du Wei is a waste.

The original owner died of a serious illness, and Du Wei, who traveled through time, took over an extremely weak body.

In the past five years, Du Wei has been disappointed as many times as he had hopes.The happiest moment was probably my 16th birthday two years ago.

Don't get me wrong, it's not a golden finger.But 16-year-old Du Wei has become an adult according to the standards of this world.

On the recommendation of nearby neighbors, time traveler Du Wei got rid of his status as a homeless person and became a [security officer].

By Earth standards, this position should be considered a civil servant.

If you are not busy and have leisure time, there is still some danger, as you may die at any time.

As I just said, this is [Pirate World], a world where criminals are rampant.

Peace officer?Properly [Maintaining law and order is an act against nature, and dying on the road is normal].

Fortunately, due to Du Wei's weak constitution, most of his jobs were clerical jobs where the parents were short-term, so he had almost no chance of fighting.

It's not all about his colleagues being considerate, but more about worrying about having to take care of him, and sometimes worrying about him being kidnapped by gangsters.Just don't play with him anymore.

Regarding these people's naked contempt, Du Wei really wanted to say something righteous: Well done!That's it, don't stop!

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There are three stages in life: accepting the ordinaryness of your parents, accepting the ordinaryness of yourself, and accepting the ordinaryness of your children.

Although Du Wei is talented, he has been able to face the first two calmly.

In the past five years, the only thing worth talking about was that I had witnessed my colleagues chasing Ace, Luffy and Sabo running away with their heads in their hands.

The reputation of these three gangsters is really notorious in Zhongxin Street, especially the ramen restaurant on Zhongxin Street.

There are portraits of the three brothers hanging outside the gate, and the note is "** and dogs are not allowed to enter"

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When Du Wei first met the three brothers who would affect the situation in the pirate world in the future, he was still a little surprised.

But after looking at it for a long time, I no longer feel anything.

It's just a pity after all, but Du Wei can't affect the world plot.

Half a year ago, in order to welcome the visit of the Celestial Dragons, the garbage dump outside the city [Uncertain Object Terminal] was set alight by Bluejem, who was bewitched by the king.

This great pirate with a bounty of 900 million did not get the noble status he expected and died in the fire.

Because he couldn't stand the atmosphere of a noble family, Sabo decided to go to sea alone.

It's just that when he chose to go to sea, he happened to encounter the warship escorting the Tianlong people.

The Celestial Dragon, who claims to be a noble of the world, is actually an out-and-out devil. He shoots at Sabo and sinks his boat without any reason.

Du Wei did not go to the port at that time, but he heard from colleagues who maintained security at the time that there was a strange strong wind blowing on the sea that day.

Reminiscent of the previous plot, Du Wei knew that this must be the appearance of Dolag, the user with wind and wind fruit ability.

With the power of the Human Demon King's Hormone Fruit, Sabo wouldn't have much of a problem saving his life.

After that, Ace and Luffy rarely came to the city.

Du Wei, who was a little tired of these two little bastards, missed the time when they made trouble.

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