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"Here we are, that's the room." Deadpool pointed to a room in a dilapidated apartment ahead.

"Are you sure he is here now?"

"Of course! I have smelled the strong smell of Peter's hanging silk. I am very sure that he is in the room now." Deadpool shook his nose vigorously, with a look of intoxication on his face.

Can you actually smell something like hanging silk?As expected of you!Meng Zu looked at Deadpool and sighed silently. Seeing that he was about to meet this wild Spider-Man, Meng Zu asked: "Wade, are you sure this Spider-Man is willing to join our superhero team? I remember this Spider-Man." Spider-Man is not a talker, are you sure he can get along with you? I think the Garfield version of Spider-Man might be able to get along with you, he is also a talker."

"I don't like the Garfield version of Peter. He's too handsome and doesn't have the temperament that Spider-Man Peter Parker should have!" Deadpool refused and said, "Don't worry, I'm very confident that this Peter will join us. If I might not be sure before, but as you can see, Peter is now possessed by the symbiote, and his current negative emotions will slowly amplify. As long as we target his weaknesses, Peter will definitely join us."

Meng Zu immediately thought of Peter's behavior in Spider-Man 3 after he was possessed by the symbiote. When others went dark, they either wanted to destroy the world or cause destruction. But after Peter went dark, his temper became violent and his personality also became public. What he did The thing is to buy new clothes, dance on the street, turn into a love prodigal and flirt with girls everywhere, and ask the boss to increase his salary. Peter's behavior after being blackened is completely like a normal person, which is simply a shame for all blackened people. Even DC’s Superman next door knew how to rob banks to improve his life after turning black (Smallville).

"Crash!" There was a sound, and the window in the room shattered. Peter, who was sleeping, woke up instantly. Through the moonlight, he saw a blurry figure with one knee on the ground.

Deadpool stood up slowly and said to the darkness: "Spider-Man Peter Parker, congratulations on being admitted to the Secret Service."

Before Spider-Man Peter Parker could ask who the guy who broke into the room was, he heard another movement from the window.

'There's someone else! 'Peter quickly pressed the light switch, which suddenly made the whole room brighter.

Meng Zu walked into the room from the window and saw Deadpool facing the dining table in front of him with his hands on his hips. It seemed that this guy was talking to the dining table just now.

Meng Zu turned around and saw Peter Parker sitting up from the bed, with his upper body exposed, eh!He looks exactly like Peter Parker in his own world, but his appearance is a bit older, and his temperament is just like what Deadpool said, exuding an aura of hanging silk.

At this time, there was movement in the system, and it came into contact with the world character Spider-Man Peter Parker. Whether to spend the employment value to randomly copy one of the opponent's abilities.

"No wonder there is no movement at all when facing Deadpool's ability. Now that I have come into contact with Spider-Man, the world's character, the system's ability has been triggered. It seems to be exactly what I thought." After the system upgrade was completed, Meng Zu said to Deadpool I tried this ability, but the system didn't react at all. According to the introduction of the system, I guessed that it was because Deadpool was not a world figure in this world that he couldn't trigger the system's ability. Now it seems that it is exactly what I guessed.

Meng Zu asked the system in his mind: "How much employment value is needed to copy Peter Parker's ability?"

"2000 employment points."

Seeing that he only had a total employment value of 3100 points, Meng Zu was a little confused. Judging from the performance of the third version of Spider-Man, the Spider-Man in this world, also the old version of Spider-Man, is the strongest. From the perspective of the Spider-Man in the movie, Judging from the performance, the old version of Spider-Man can still face the Hulk in Avengers for a while.

It's worth spending 2000 employment points to copy Spider-Man's ability, but the difference between this Spider-Man and the Garfield and Holland versions is that he has the ability to spin silk. If you could copy this ability, it would be really annoying. It hurts.

Meng Zu decided not to gamble. If he really copied the ability to spin silk, he would lose a lot of money. "System, how much employment value does it cost to copy Spider-Man's experience card?"

"500 employment points."

"Copy the experience card."

. . . . . .

After the lights came on, the moment Peter Parker saw Deadpool, the first thought that came to his mind was not that his identity was exposed, but his evaluation of the Deadpool standing in front of him. What a bastard!

Peter had never come across the word sand sculpture, and he didn’t understand what it meant. Why did such a word pop up in his mind? But looking at Deadpool in front of him, Peter felt that the word sand sculpture seemed to fit Deadpool’s whole personality very well. temperament.

"who are you?"

Deadpool realized that he was facing the wrong direction. He turned around and saw Peter sitting on the bed with his upper body naked. His breathing suddenly became rapid, as if he would pounce on Peter on the bed the next moment.

Meng Zu and Peter naturally discovered Deadpool's changes easily. Seeing the muscles on Peter's body suddenly tightening, Meng Zu secretly thought that something bad was going to happen. If Peter thought Deadpool was a pervert who was greedy for his own body, well, he would die. The waiter is indeed a fool and a pervert. He has been lusting after Spider-Man and Peter Parker's body for more than a day or two, but it seems that he has not succeeded yet.

But we can't let Spider-Man Peter Parker really confirm that Deadpool is greedy for his body, otherwise Peter will definitely not join the superhero team.

"Cough cough!"

Mengzu reminded Deadpool loudly, asking him not to act like a pig. Deadpool immediately came back to his senses. He had seen the look in Peter Parker's eyes on many Peter Parkers. For this first contact When it comes to your own Peter Parker, you can't be impatient. According to past experience, being impatient will definitely lead to yellowing, so it's better to take it step by step.

"That's a good question!" Deadpool pulled out a chair from the dining table and sat in front of Peter's bed with his legs crossed. He rocked the chair and said, "I'm Wade Wilson, Superhero Team, Agent X. The captain of the team, fans call me Uncle Deadpool. Standing next to me is Ivan, known as Deadshot, one of the team members, Peter. From the moment you are bitten by a spider, we are observing you. Through these After years of observation, we found that you are already a qualified superhero, and congratulations on your qualifications to become a member of our superhero team."

Peter watched Deadpool keep shaking the chair under his butt, and said: "Well, this chair you are sitting on..."

Before Peter could finish speaking, Deadpool interrupted Peter, "I know, this is your property, and we know you are poor, but don't worry, we are a superhero team, no one will take it from you. For chairs.”

"No, I mean, this chair can't..."

"What can't be done? Can't it be rocked? To be honest, this chair is indeed a bit worn, but I like the creaking sound. It feels very rhythmic, hehe!" Deadpool let out a lewd laugh.

"This reminds me of something worth remembering, it's this rhythm!" Deadpool said, shaking the chair under his butt harder and harder.

With a click, the chair under Deadpool's butt instantly shattered, "Ah! My anus, I can't feel my anus anymore, ah!"

The moment the chair shattered, a broken chair leg happened to be inserted into Deadpool's anus. The painful Deadpool turned around and lay on the ground letting out a heartbreaking scream. scream.

"Hiss!" Seeing the chair leg inserted into Deadpool's anus, Meng Zu and Peter couldn't help but take a breath of cold air, which suddenly made the temperature of the whole room rise slightly.

"Spider-Man! Good neighbor of the citizens of New York, what are you doing? Come here and help me pull out this damn thing." Deadpool lay on the ground and turned around, grunting and pointing his butt towards the man sitting on the bed. Peter Parker.

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