Hong Fei, a redditor in American comics
Chapter 403: First meeting with bats, a wicked joke
Harleen held the edge of the table with both hands, her knuckles gradually turning white from the exertion. She watched Hong Fei's eyes move very fast, but his eyes seemed to be locked and unable to move away. She spoke in a very tangled and stumbling tone. Asked: "I...I still don't know, should I be happy?"
Hong Fei's smile was mixed with encouragement: "Of course, haven't you been studying the problem of lack of empathy? If I admit it, it means that your research is correct and your theory has no problem."
Harleen's eyes suddenly lit up: "Yes, you are right, my theory is not wrong, I am right...ah!" Suddenly, she held her head and screamed in pain.
The laughter of the 'clown' on the side has completely changed into a female voice, and its image is switching back and forth between men and women, with colorful light spots bursting out like flowers on the screen.
Harleen held her head and screamed, her figure flickering, and the relationship between the two was clearly revealed.
Hong Fei turned his head and blew on the brightly colored mosaic. A golden-red mist filled the air and enveloped it. The crazy laughter disappeared instantly, and its body that changed the roof immediately condensed.
Harleen was sitting across from her, sweating profusely and gasping for breath. The whole room shook instantly. Cracks began to appear on the floor, walls and ceiling. Beams of light appeared from outside the gaps, and wisps of dust and building debris fell from above.
This is a sign that the dream is coming to an end.
Hong Fei shook his head, and the power of Hong spread out from his body, and the dream quickly stabilized. The power poured into Ha Lin's body to help her get rid of the extra influence, and at the same time injected new energy into her spirit, which made Ha Lin's expression quickly After recovering, the cold sweat on his forehead disappeared, and he unconsciously let out a moan from his slightly open mouth. .
After a while, Harleen put down her hands holding her head, her long eyelashes trembled slightly, and her eyes slowly opened.
When she saw the human-shaped mosaic that was imprisoned and sealed, her eyes couldn't help but trembled: "What...what's going on?"
Hong Fei said softly: "Nothing, do you know you are dreaming?"
"What... what?"
"It's a dream."
"Dream?"
"Well, you were in a dream, and everything you saw...I'm sorry, but you should be able to understand dreams better than me?"
Harleen's brows relaxed and tightened, and she said while thinking: "Yes, I understand, but...how is this possible? If this is a dream, then you are?"
"Me? Who do you think I am, or what am I?"
"You..." Harleen took off her glasses, and the world in front of her eyes was not blurry, but became clearer.
She stood up, reached out and touched the table, documents, and then her clothes and cheek, "No, this is too real, this is not a dream."
Hong Fei slowly shook his head. He spread his palms with his back, and a sharp and cold dagger slowly emerged from his palms.
Grabbing the dagger, Hong Fei turned and pointed the sharp blade at his palm.
"No!" Harleen rushed forward immediately.
Hong Fei stretched out his hand to stop, and at the same time, he held the blade of the knife and drew it hard.
Harleen shuddered immediately when she saw this.
However, the blood she expected did not appear. Hong Fei turned his palm to face her and saw that there was indeed a crack in the palm. However, what was revealed inside was not a hideous wound, but a bunch of white light.
Soon, the cracks were healed at a speed visible to the naked eye, and no knife marks could be seen on the palm.
Hong Fei threw the dagger.
Harleen caught it in a hurry.
"You can try." Hong Fei said.
Harleen looked down at the sharp blade and tip, the shock in her eyes not fading.
However, her next actions were really hard to understand.
I saw him holding the dagger upside down in both hands, aiming at the heart and stabbing it in without hesitation!
Harleen's expression changed and her brows suddenly tightened. Then, she slowly lowered her head and pulled the dagger out of her body inch by inch.
There was no blood, no pain, just an abnormal white light blooming.
Harleen laughed suddenly: "Is it true, am I really dreaming?"
Hong Fei's eyes twitched: "That's right."
This woman, even in the parts of her that still act normal, is not lacking in craziness, exaggeration, and radicality.Hong Fei thought that the most she could do was grit her teeth and tremble and cut her finger.
Harleen pulled out the dagger and looked at the clean blade with surprise and excitement in her eyes, "This feeling is so amazing. I had such energy before and knew that I was dreaming, but it was still difficult for me to control the dream." You can do what you want to do by yourself.”
"Now you can."
Harleen looked up at Hong Fei: "Then who are you?"
Hong Fei was about to speak when Harleen suddenly answered: "I know, you are my subconscious, but why did you become someone else? Wait, don't talk, let me think for myself..."
With that said, she walked towards Hong Fei, put the dagger on the table, held his face in her hands and looked at each other.
After staring for a moment, Harleen blinked sharply, her cheeks flushed slightly: "Oh my god, it's so real, even the touch is the same. Do I have such a clear impression of him?"
Hong Fei turned his head, and Harleen sat directly on his lap, wrapping her arms around her and forcing him to turn his head.
Looking at each other at a very close distance, Harleen kept saying: "My subconscious, you want to tell me that I am right? I also think that I am right. I said before that I should pay attention to New York, so I just passed Within a few days, the Federal Reserve Bank was robbed, which was simply unimaginable before. If they were short of money, robbers would usually choose other banks because it was less difficult and they had the courage and confidence to do so. But they didn't. But what's even more amazing is that this afternoon a robber was suddenly arrested by a trainee police officer. Do you know what I was thinking when I saw the news? My heart beat hard, I know He is a trainee police officer, I am [-]% sure it is him.
My emotions are very complicated, and they are still the same today. On the one hand, I am very scared. When he came for psychological counseling, he did not show any criminal tendencies at all. I know that he is a graduate student in psychology, but I don’t think he can hide it in front of me. What, but now I see that he is covering up a lot of the truth.I'm afraid that I won't be able to cover myself up the next time we meet. Will he kill me to silence me?
On the other hand, I don't know why I suddenly felt excited because he did something that no one in the world had done, and I thought that was really cool.I wonder if I'm abnormal and I should blame him, but when I'm alone I suddenly think that if only he could take me there, I'm really crazy.Moreover, now I am the only person on the entire earth who knows that he is the robber and the policeman. This is the only secret. I like this feeling of sharing secrets, so I am even ready for the secret. Do you want to tell me next time we meet? What about him? "
Hong Fei was a little stunned.
He wondered if Harleen was possessed by Spider-Man or Deadpool at the moment. At the same time, he felt that Harleen was indeed very talented.
There are many people who have been exposed to clowns, but no one has fully inspired another side of themselves like Harleen. She is indeed gifted.
Harleen stood up quickly and pushed away. She held her cheek: "It's so hot. Subconscious, can you become like me?"
"No."
"Okay, let's talk?"
Hong Fei nodded: "No problem."
An hour later, Harleen suddenly woke up from her dream. She quickly sat up and scratched her hair, then pinched herself hard. She almost screamed in pain, got up and came to the bed barefoot. Standing next to her, looking at the real world, listening to the wind, and staring at the moon, she breathed a heavy sigh of relief. The bright brilliance in her eyes had been covered up by complicated thoughts.
In the sky, a black shadow passed through the clouds.
Hong Fei never thought that he would stay in Harleen's dream for so long. If Hong Fei is a sober and rational person for good or bad, then the Joker and Harleen are both kind of people who completely violate the "normal" side from the human perspective. people.
Hong Fei even felt that without the "Master's Three-piece Set", he might not be able to make Harleen believe in the so-called "subconscious mind" within an hour.
For an hour, the conversation between him and Harleen was very simple, about the different manifestations of lack of empathy in the Joker and Hong Fei.
Of course, Hong Fei still doesn't agree with his lack of empathy.
End result: Harleen will delve deeper into the specifics of Hong Fei's situation at their next meeting.
Actual result: Hong Fei allowed Harleen to wash away her initial dependence on the Joker, and at the same time restrained her crazy side a little, ensuring that Harleen Quinzel would not suddenly become Harley Quinn before Hong Fei no longer needed it. Yin.
Hong Fei originally wanted to take the opportunity to see his talent pool, but he felt that he needed to see superheroes to cleanse his soul.
cloud.
Hong Fei did not rely on his armor or the Eye of Death, but relied on his naked eyes to quickly adjust the focus and lock on Batman standing on the top of the building blowing the wind with extremely clear image quality.
This was also the first time he saw Batman alive in front of him.
His body is very strong, and his cape dances beautifully in the air.
His eyes are very deep, and it is obvious that his past battles with criminals have honed his heart and will. He is not a rookie, but a Batman who has been famous in the singing world for a long time.
Batman's heart must be very complicated, so complicated that Hong Fei has no interest in studying his psychological condition in depth. If Harleen's research object is Batman, then she will definitely become Batgirl.
After all, people always say that the Joker and Batman are two sides of the same coin.
His biggest characteristic is "not killing". Around this, he is bound to withstand various pressures and attacks, such as:
The evil clown's terrorist activities in Gotham massacred thousands of citizens. Fortunately, the righteous Batman imprisoned the evil clown in Arkham Asylum.
Today, the evil clown led a large group of his men to escape from Arkham and launched terrorist attacks, killing countless innocent citizens. Fortunately, the righteous Batman captured him and brought him back to Arkham.
Today, the evil clown led a large group of his men to escape from Arkham and launched terrorist attacks, killing countless innocent citizens. Fortunately, the righteous Batman captured him and brought him back to Arkham.
Such a cycle obviously cannot be said to be unreasonable, because what it describes is reality.
Hong Fei has read a lot of explanations, but he still has trouble understanding Batman's state of mind, because what others say is always one-sided, and more importantly, he doesn't agree.
He didn't think about asking Batman what he was asking, because even what Batman said might not be true. His mind was too deep. His biggest characteristic was "suspiciousness", and he always remained "suspicious" of anyone.
As he watched, Hong Fei suddenly thought of a wicked joke.
What goes in with six legs and comes out with two legs?
If these words were said to Bruce Wayne face to face, he would probably spend most of the rest of his life targeting the person who said these words.
It's really wicked.
But sometimes I really can’t help it...
Hong Fei's smile was mixed with encouragement: "Of course, haven't you been studying the problem of lack of empathy? If I admit it, it means that your research is correct and your theory has no problem."
Harleen's eyes suddenly lit up: "Yes, you are right, my theory is not wrong, I am right...ah!" Suddenly, she held her head and screamed in pain.
The laughter of the 'clown' on the side has completely changed into a female voice, and its image is switching back and forth between men and women, with colorful light spots bursting out like flowers on the screen.
Harleen held her head and screamed, her figure flickering, and the relationship between the two was clearly revealed.
Hong Fei turned his head and blew on the brightly colored mosaic. A golden-red mist filled the air and enveloped it. The crazy laughter disappeared instantly, and its body that changed the roof immediately condensed.
Harleen was sitting across from her, sweating profusely and gasping for breath. The whole room shook instantly. Cracks began to appear on the floor, walls and ceiling. Beams of light appeared from outside the gaps, and wisps of dust and building debris fell from above.
This is a sign that the dream is coming to an end.
Hong Fei shook his head, and the power of Hong spread out from his body, and the dream quickly stabilized. The power poured into Ha Lin's body to help her get rid of the extra influence, and at the same time injected new energy into her spirit, which made Ha Lin's expression quickly After recovering, the cold sweat on his forehead disappeared, and he unconsciously let out a moan from his slightly open mouth. .
After a while, Harleen put down her hands holding her head, her long eyelashes trembled slightly, and her eyes slowly opened.
When she saw the human-shaped mosaic that was imprisoned and sealed, her eyes couldn't help but trembled: "What...what's going on?"
Hong Fei said softly: "Nothing, do you know you are dreaming?"
"What... what?"
"It's a dream."
"Dream?"
"Well, you were in a dream, and everything you saw...I'm sorry, but you should be able to understand dreams better than me?"
Harleen's brows relaxed and tightened, and she said while thinking: "Yes, I understand, but...how is this possible? If this is a dream, then you are?"
"Me? Who do you think I am, or what am I?"
"You..." Harleen took off her glasses, and the world in front of her eyes was not blurry, but became clearer.
She stood up, reached out and touched the table, documents, and then her clothes and cheek, "No, this is too real, this is not a dream."
Hong Fei slowly shook his head. He spread his palms with his back, and a sharp and cold dagger slowly emerged from his palms.
Grabbing the dagger, Hong Fei turned and pointed the sharp blade at his palm.
"No!" Harleen rushed forward immediately.
Hong Fei stretched out his hand to stop, and at the same time, he held the blade of the knife and drew it hard.
Harleen shuddered immediately when she saw this.
However, the blood she expected did not appear. Hong Fei turned his palm to face her and saw that there was indeed a crack in the palm. However, what was revealed inside was not a hideous wound, but a bunch of white light.
Soon, the cracks were healed at a speed visible to the naked eye, and no knife marks could be seen on the palm.
Hong Fei threw the dagger.
Harleen caught it in a hurry.
"You can try." Hong Fei said.
Harleen looked down at the sharp blade and tip, the shock in her eyes not fading.
However, her next actions were really hard to understand.
I saw him holding the dagger upside down in both hands, aiming at the heart and stabbing it in without hesitation!
Harleen's expression changed and her brows suddenly tightened. Then, she slowly lowered her head and pulled the dagger out of her body inch by inch.
There was no blood, no pain, just an abnormal white light blooming.
Harleen laughed suddenly: "Is it true, am I really dreaming?"
Hong Fei's eyes twitched: "That's right."
This woman, even in the parts of her that still act normal, is not lacking in craziness, exaggeration, and radicality.Hong Fei thought that the most she could do was grit her teeth and tremble and cut her finger.
Harleen pulled out the dagger and looked at the clean blade with surprise and excitement in her eyes, "This feeling is so amazing. I had such energy before and knew that I was dreaming, but it was still difficult for me to control the dream." You can do what you want to do by yourself.”
"Now you can."
Harleen looked up at Hong Fei: "Then who are you?"
Hong Fei was about to speak when Harleen suddenly answered: "I know, you are my subconscious, but why did you become someone else? Wait, don't talk, let me think for myself..."
With that said, she walked towards Hong Fei, put the dagger on the table, held his face in her hands and looked at each other.
After staring for a moment, Harleen blinked sharply, her cheeks flushed slightly: "Oh my god, it's so real, even the touch is the same. Do I have such a clear impression of him?"
Hong Fei turned his head, and Harleen sat directly on his lap, wrapping her arms around her and forcing him to turn his head.
Looking at each other at a very close distance, Harleen kept saying: "My subconscious, you want to tell me that I am right? I also think that I am right. I said before that I should pay attention to New York, so I just passed Within a few days, the Federal Reserve Bank was robbed, which was simply unimaginable before. If they were short of money, robbers would usually choose other banks because it was less difficult and they had the courage and confidence to do so. But they didn't. But what's even more amazing is that this afternoon a robber was suddenly arrested by a trainee police officer. Do you know what I was thinking when I saw the news? My heart beat hard, I know He is a trainee police officer, I am [-]% sure it is him.
My emotions are very complicated, and they are still the same today. On the one hand, I am very scared. When he came for psychological counseling, he did not show any criminal tendencies at all. I know that he is a graduate student in psychology, but I don’t think he can hide it in front of me. What, but now I see that he is covering up a lot of the truth.I'm afraid that I won't be able to cover myself up the next time we meet. Will he kill me to silence me?
On the other hand, I don't know why I suddenly felt excited because he did something that no one in the world had done, and I thought that was really cool.I wonder if I'm abnormal and I should blame him, but when I'm alone I suddenly think that if only he could take me there, I'm really crazy.Moreover, now I am the only person on the entire earth who knows that he is the robber and the policeman. This is the only secret. I like this feeling of sharing secrets, so I am even ready for the secret. Do you want to tell me next time we meet? What about him? "
Hong Fei was a little stunned.
He wondered if Harleen was possessed by Spider-Man or Deadpool at the moment. At the same time, he felt that Harleen was indeed very talented.
There are many people who have been exposed to clowns, but no one has fully inspired another side of themselves like Harleen. She is indeed gifted.
Harleen stood up quickly and pushed away. She held her cheek: "It's so hot. Subconscious, can you become like me?"
"No."
"Okay, let's talk?"
Hong Fei nodded: "No problem."
An hour later, Harleen suddenly woke up from her dream. She quickly sat up and scratched her hair, then pinched herself hard. She almost screamed in pain, got up and came to the bed barefoot. Standing next to her, looking at the real world, listening to the wind, and staring at the moon, she breathed a heavy sigh of relief. The bright brilliance in her eyes had been covered up by complicated thoughts.
In the sky, a black shadow passed through the clouds.
Hong Fei never thought that he would stay in Harleen's dream for so long. If Hong Fei is a sober and rational person for good or bad, then the Joker and Harleen are both kind of people who completely violate the "normal" side from the human perspective. people.
Hong Fei even felt that without the "Master's Three-piece Set", he might not be able to make Harleen believe in the so-called "subconscious mind" within an hour.
For an hour, the conversation between him and Harleen was very simple, about the different manifestations of lack of empathy in the Joker and Hong Fei.
Of course, Hong Fei still doesn't agree with his lack of empathy.
End result: Harleen will delve deeper into the specifics of Hong Fei's situation at their next meeting.
Actual result: Hong Fei allowed Harleen to wash away her initial dependence on the Joker, and at the same time restrained her crazy side a little, ensuring that Harleen Quinzel would not suddenly become Harley Quinn before Hong Fei no longer needed it. Yin.
Hong Fei originally wanted to take the opportunity to see his talent pool, but he felt that he needed to see superheroes to cleanse his soul.
cloud.
Hong Fei did not rely on his armor or the Eye of Death, but relied on his naked eyes to quickly adjust the focus and lock on Batman standing on the top of the building blowing the wind with extremely clear image quality.
This was also the first time he saw Batman alive in front of him.
His body is very strong, and his cape dances beautifully in the air.
His eyes are very deep, and it is obvious that his past battles with criminals have honed his heart and will. He is not a rookie, but a Batman who has been famous in the singing world for a long time.
Batman's heart must be very complicated, so complicated that Hong Fei has no interest in studying his psychological condition in depth. If Harleen's research object is Batman, then she will definitely become Batgirl.
After all, people always say that the Joker and Batman are two sides of the same coin.
His biggest characteristic is "not killing". Around this, he is bound to withstand various pressures and attacks, such as:
The evil clown's terrorist activities in Gotham massacred thousands of citizens. Fortunately, the righteous Batman imprisoned the evil clown in Arkham Asylum.
Today, the evil clown led a large group of his men to escape from Arkham and launched terrorist attacks, killing countless innocent citizens. Fortunately, the righteous Batman captured him and brought him back to Arkham.
Today, the evil clown led a large group of his men to escape from Arkham and launched terrorist attacks, killing countless innocent citizens. Fortunately, the righteous Batman captured him and brought him back to Arkham.
Such a cycle obviously cannot be said to be unreasonable, because what it describes is reality.
Hong Fei has read a lot of explanations, but he still has trouble understanding Batman's state of mind, because what others say is always one-sided, and more importantly, he doesn't agree.
He didn't think about asking Batman what he was asking, because even what Batman said might not be true. His mind was too deep. His biggest characteristic was "suspiciousness", and he always remained "suspicious" of anyone.
As he watched, Hong Fei suddenly thought of a wicked joke.
What goes in with six legs and comes out with two legs?
If these words were said to Bruce Wayne face to face, he would probably spend most of the rest of his life targeting the person who said these words.
It's really wicked.
But sometimes I really can’t help it...
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