Chat group, misbehaving from Dragon Ball

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"Wow! I really want to dissect it."

The Holy Lord, wearing Little Wukong's vest, was ready to move.

Let’s fulfill our wish first.

"Dear Wishing Dragon, I want to become the mythical king in charge of the Three Thousand Avenues! I am not the kind to daydream.

What is the Mythical Da Luo? Please look at the notebook in my hand. "

Shenlong could only make one wish, so his holy master made a wish, and the general description of the mythical dragon was recorded in his notebook.

One: Take charge of the Three Thousand Avenues.

Two: A thought is known to arise and die, and whether the unknown exists or not depends on Daluo's mood.

Three, four, five...

Shenlong: ...

It felt that the demon in front of it was embarrassing this working dragon. Now the demon was popularizing the world view. Even its boss was just a product of the rules of the world. Why bother this little dragon who was restricted by the rules?

"Sorry, this wish cannot be realized and is beyond my capabilities."

Shenlong's tone was flat and his slightly red face proved his embarrassment. Until now, the person who collected the Dragon Balls was an ancient human being with backward ideas or a mountain spirit. But today he was taught a lesson by the devil. Next time he appears, he will still be omnipotent. The wish is better.

"Give me invincible power, surpassing the power of all the rulers of the twelve universes!"

What if the Holy Master really wants to realize it?

Shenlong: ...

With scarlet eyes, I stared at you silently without saying a word. If it were not restricted by the rules, it might kill this most joyful devil who has ever made a wish by slapping it with one tail.

"Sorry, this wish is beyond my ability."

"Then give me a power that surpasses that of an angel. The kind that can destroy the universe at the snap of a finger. The kind that surpasses the God of Destruction and can barely accept it."

Shenlong: ...

Angels don't dare to pry, unless you've had enough of life and want to die.

The God of Destruction doesn't know how many levels higher than it, but he can send it away with just one look from many dimensions away!Not on the same level at all.

"Devil! Be realistic, there are some existences that you can't just talk about."

Shenlong answered like this, hoping that the Holy Master would make a wish that met his whims.

"What the hell! This wish doesn't work, that wish doesn't work, are you a loach?"

The Holy Lord complained in his heart, he would not say it in front of Shenlong foolishly, but in reality Shenlong's face became increasingly ugly.

Holy Master: ...

It seems, maybe, maybe, maybe this dragon who cannot make wishes can read the thoughts of living beings.

"Cough cough."

Clearing my throat, as long as I'm not embarrassed, it's the dragon who's annoyed and embarrassed.

"Dear Wishing Dragon, I hope you can grant me three more wishes, not just three wishes."

The Holy Master made another wish, thinking that he would never let the dragon take advantage of the loophole.

Shenlong: ...

It wants to kill this devil!But it is strictly restricted by the rules.

There once was an ancient warrior who might have had such a wish as the Holy Lord, but he was fooled by him with a book of three wishes. Now, hey, he is an evil and cunning devil.

“Devil, your wish has been fulfilled and you can grant three more wishes.

Shenlong can only experiment with one wish, but you have touched a loophole in the rules. This loophole has been filled in at the moment the wish is realized, and you can no longer wish for three more wishes. "

The Holy Lord became excited and obtained three wishes with one wish.

Next, I hope that the local products of this world can be more powerful.

There was a hint of curvature at the corner of his mouth. Dragon Balls are the simplest and crudest shortcut to gain power. There is almost no other world that can compare with it.

Come and see the real usage of Dragon Ball!

"Shenron, let me master the language of the Namek clan perfectly, the language of the Namek people in the Namek planet in the northern galaxy."

The Holy Master is very careful about making wishes, and uses the belly of a villain to deduce the heart of a gentleman.

The divine dragon under the restrictions of the rules is a gentleman dragon.

It's just that in the Holy Lord's understanding, Shenlong is a very weak creature, except for the evil dragon, so he would unscrupulously tease it with wishes. Otherwise, let alone teasing, he would not be able to collect Dragon Balls, nor would he be able to wish. Xu, wouldn’t it be good to continue lingering in the gutter?

Shenlong's eyes flickered, and suddenly, there were many things in the Holy Lord's mind, the language from Namek.

The Holy Lord grinned, and his next wish was: "Shenron! Grant me the ability to summon the Namek Dragon Balls at any time without side effects!"

Shenlong:... (Pfft!)

"Greedy devil, your greed makes this dragon feel ashamed."

Scarlet eyes flashed, realizing the Holy Lord's wish.

"Thank you for the compliment."

Shenlong: ...

"My third wish is that the dragon will turn into a loach that can be slaughtered.

The cold, hoarse man with evil intentions turned into a loach and fell from the sky!

Seeing this, the Holy Lord instantly caught the loach. Before he could start studying it, the loach turned into golden light and gave the Holy Lord a meaningful and angry look before dissipating.

After the Holy Lord made three wishes, the dragon would naturally not stay in the world.

His wish to dissect the dragon failed, and he didn't care about the scrapped dragon balls, because he had already obtained a higher-level dragon ball in vain.