One Piece: Rebirth Golden Lion

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Xie Xun's answer was a long series of busy signals. The golden ball obviously didn't want to talk to his mentally retarded middle-class host.

Why is there something so difficult to understand that I still need to ask? It’s just a sign in and clock in. It’s such a simple thing.

Stupid mortals always need something without any reason. Don't you know that making up lies is also a tiring task.

"Answer to the host: [Due to the recent regulations implemented by the Space and Time Administration to ensure the survival rate of system users, it is necessary to check in and clock in every day.]"

"[According to Regulation No. [-] of the Administration, all things in the world adhere to the principle of equal exchange, and random gifts will be given during the check-in process.]"

The golden ball was helpless and finally gave such an answer.

Xie Xun narrowed his eyes dangerously, and the guy named System started talking: "Didn't you disconnect from the Internet?"

. . . . .

From an angle that Xie Xun couldn't see, the dense tic-tac-toe pattern of the golden sphere had been replaced by a head full of black lines. How low of an IQ did his host have, with no basic analytical ability at all?

"Answer to the host: [The host's question has violated the system's privacy rules. According to the user regulations set by the authority, the system has the right not to answer this question.]"

"Huh? Prevarication! You are definitely perfunctory!" Xie Xun first tried to talk, and then suddenly changed his tone: "Come on, come on, this is the point of what you said."

"Besides, we will have to get along day and night from now on. I can probably understand that this is your job, although I don't know the working principle and mechanism."

"But this means we are a team! Team! Friends! Do you understand working together? The prerequisite is honest and honest communication."

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The system immediately went out of business, which made Xie Xun feel disappointed.

As for the so-called system, only a genius knows how much Xie Xun believed it.

Seeing that the trick was not working, Xie Xun did not give up on this issue, but seemed to finally think of something: "Have we forgotten something?"

Golden Ball didn’t know what Xie Xun was talking about, because Xie Xun had a lot of things to do right now, so he simply made a list, as follows:

1. There is still one day and eight hours left before the navy publicly executes Portcas D. Ace, the captain of the Whitebeard Pirates' second division, at its headquarters.

2. Currently, the host’s original body, Golden Lion Shiji, is working hard to divide the host’s soul into corpses.

3. The brain tissue of Shiji's body has been removed by Luo, but unfortunately Luo is about to pass out, the Devil Fruit ability is being released, and the brain tissue is about to fall to the ground.

4. Eniro has been captured by human traffickers and is on his way to the auction house.

5. Eustace Kidd has arrived at Law's submarine, but Law's crew has not yet returned, so he has not dived.

6. The cp organization has noticed Ark Proverbs and is paying close attention to Little Oz and his party.

7. Dibaru…

"and many more!"

Xie Xun interrupted directly.

When the system text kept listing these things without any intention of stopping, it was like a swarm of flies buzzing, and Xie Xun felt a headache.

The amount of information here is really too much!

Let’s not talk about the meaning behind these things that happened at the same time.

Just saying that the system knew everything about it made Xie Xun feel a little scared.

What on earth is this guy trying to do? ! !

After thinking about it for a long time, Xie Xun could only come to the painful conclusion that the system was hungry for his handsome soul.

He looks handsome, but there is nothing he can do about it.

However, Xie Xun has no time to be narcissistic now that the top priority is urgent. The things listed in the system are dangerous no matter how you look at them.

The most important thing is that without consciousness, the flow rate of space and time is different from the outside world. This setting.

Xie Xun was still very anxious, after all...

"Asshole! Please give me the regulations for the system! Don't make such a trivial statement that the wretched old man is dismembering me!"

Xie Xun was so angry that he was like a Mr. Huang who had his horse killed. He clenched his fists and raised them flat with his shoulders, grinning.

This painful look seemed perfunctory, because he didn't believe it at all, and the golden bastard just ignored him.

You really can't ignore the golden ball, because asking for something is so humble.

Life is not easy, the asshole sighed.

"Answer to the host: [Please be sure to remember the user regulations clearly. Everything follows the ancient principle of equivalent exchange.]"

Humph--

A cold snort came out of his nose, which was Xie Xun's answer to the golden ball.

"Who are you fooling, you bastard? Didn't you just save me? You bastard, you went too far with your double standards! Why didn't you mention some damn ancient equivalent exchange at that time! You think you're alchemy!"

Xie Xun's anger made Golden Ball's next reply...

Although it is still mechanical, it still reveals an indescribable weirdness.

"Answer to the host: [The host can check whether his body has lost any parts.]"

Xie Xun was shocked, his forehead was bruised, his mouth was elongated and his eyes were wide open!

Due to his elongated mouth, his cheeks were so sunken that he could hold down two fists, which was enough to show how rude Xie Xun was now.

Shocked, he touched his crotch, and the heat in his hand made Xie Xun's heart finally relax.

He breathed a long sigh of relief and collapsed on the ground. Fortunately, he didn't lose his most important dignity as he thought.

Then he became angry: "Asshole! Who are you scaring? Tell me honestly! Which of my organs did you take?"

In an extremely angry situation, Xie Xun actually still had time to complain about his organs. He was indeed a perverted alchemist!

The golden ball didn't know what Xie Xun was thinking, otherwise it wouldn't know how to beat him.

"Answer the host: [The duodenum of the host is removed.]"

The golden ball had no emotions, and continued to install this machine to the end. In the face of survival, people are indeed surprisingly powerful.

However, this made Xie Xun want to say vulgar words. Xie Xun wanted to see how long this thing could endure if it was really conscious.

He really wanted to go through with the insult.

"Hey, asshole. What kind of broken regulations are you allowed to make your own decisions? Without my authorization, are you violating the regulations?"

Xie Xun is really difficult to deal with, and Golden Ball really can’t figure out how long this guy will stick to common sense in a world that is beyond common sense!

There is no other way, the golden ball can only send the killer weapon!

[Host remaining survival time: 05:08:13]

The bold red font that suddenly appeared in front of him made Xie Xun dizzy. This thing was a countdown!

He only has five minutes and eight seconds left! ! !

what happened?

This comes out of the blue?

Why has the countdown to his life begun?

jerk!

Are you trying to trick him?

Goddamn bastard!

The countdown at this moment caused Xie Xun's young mind to bear a blow that his age should not have endured.

Desperate to survive, there is nothing we can do!