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"You may not believe it, but your son has saved half of all living things in the universe. As the saying goes, saving one life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. The pagoda I built is described as 'countless'. Isn't it an exaggeration?"

Mike said over and over again while eating the food prepared by Tang Zhong.

Tang Chong: "Don't talk when you eat or sleep."

Mike: "Oh."

Anna slapped the back of Mike's head, "Even all the creatures in the universe are not worth your little finger in my eyes."

This is the mother's "narrowness", which makes people feel warm in their hearts.

Anna asked: "Tell me, where will you go this year?"

Mike: "Eat without talking or sleep without speaking."

Anna glanced sideways at Tang Zhong: "Do you take the nonsense that Old Antique said seriously?"

Mike looked at his father with his eyes: Dad, has your family status been reduced again?

Tang Zhong said helplessly: "In this family, your mother has the final right of interpretation."

"Oh."

Mike nodded and answered Anna's question: "I'm a little injured, let's recover."

Anna was silent.

Although the son did not give a detailed description, the injuries must have been so serious that he could not even report to his family that he was safe.

Seeing his mother's expression gloomy, Mike quickly said: "Don't worry, it's not a serious injury, it's just troublesome. It took a little more time. It won't happen next time."

"Not next time", "Next time for sure", "Almost there, turn a corner", do they sound familiar?

Turn around for half an hour and say the same thing next time...next time.

Anna heard the words "next time" a lot, just like when she skipped class before and always said "I won't dare next time."If Anna hadn't given Mike a German-style rear axle hug and crossbar in front of the principal, her tough look scared the principal into squawking. Anna would probably have to go to a school every now and then to listen to Mike's assurances. .

Not surprisingly, as Mike begged for mercy, "It hurts, it hurts, twist it off, it fell off, it really fell off, it hurts, it hurts...mother, please spare my life...", the more Anna twisted, the more excited she became.

Mike looked at his father for help.

Tang Zhong drank the soup calmly, with a look in his eyes: Son, do you know how your father lived during the year you disappeared? Imagine being a aunt for a year in a row.

Mike looked back: "I'm just pretending to be in pain. How can Anna be happy if I don't pretend to be in pain? I'm just trying to test your old age, huh, you're not loyal!"

After dinner, it was actually just dusk.

Tang Zhong peeled the apple silently, while mother and son sat on the sofa, eating fruit and watching animation.

"South Park".

A weird animation, with all kinds of pornographic violence, and blood plasma that seems to be free of charge - well, it is indeed free of charge.

Seeing that Mike was a little bit unable to sit still, Anna said, "Why, there's an awl in your butt?"

"Uh... I just came back and haven't told the people in New York yet," Mike said.

"Oh."

Anna was unmoved.It seemed like there was a serious delay or the screen was stuck. After about a minute, he asked: "Who is there among those people, Stark?"

"He's one of them."

"Humph!"

Anna snorted coldly: "Mike was taught bad things by that playboy. He is rude and arrogant. Besides being rich, what else does he have?"

"I'm sick." Tang Chong answered coldly.

"Pfft!"

Anna laughed loudly and said to Mike: "You know why you were deceived by your father back then, because it is so interesting for this boring gourd to be humorous occasionally."

Mike complained in his mind: "Isn't it because I can't beat Dad? If I can't beat him, I join and create a little one."

Of course, you can't say this even if it kills Mike.

Tang Zhong said: "Stark is actually not as bad as the small newspapers said. Last time we went to New York, he was a very polite young man. Besides, your son has been a playboy since seventh grade and is the father of the entire Los Angeles. If you have a daughter about the same age as Mike, guarding against Mike is like guarding against a thief. Haha~ Do you know about the 'Fathers' Alliance'?"

"That being said, I am also a picky eater..."

Before he finished speaking, he felt wind blowing from the back of his head. Mike resisted and did not avoid it, and received a slap on the back of his head.

Sure enough, after giving him a slap, Anna let Mike go.She squinted coldly and said, "Speaking for Stark? Because he wants to secretly invite you to the bar?"

How did Anna know this? Oh my god!

brush!

Dou Da cold sweat dripped from his forehead.

Tang Zhong said: "Yes, you are absolutely right, Madam Wise! Stark's moustache is indeed abominable. No, he deserves death. Next time I see him, I won't criticize him for an hour."

"I'm going to be a father soon. Forget it, just give my son some face and just say a few words to him." Anna said "magnanimously".

Wait, be a dad!

Mike caught the key word.

Could it be that Stark didn't take any safety measures, or was designed by a young model, such as poking a hole in the umbrella.

Haha... Forgive Mike for being unkind.

"What are you thinking about?"

When Anna saw Mike's gloating expression, she knew what he was thinking. As the same saying goes, a wise child is as good as a mother.She took out her phone and pulled up a photo of Pepper walking out with her obviously pregnant belly.

"It turns out to be Pepper." Mike clapped his hands and said, "Well done."

Anna said: "So it's not actually Stark, it's a woman."

Mike was confused: "Woman? What woman?"

Anna sneered: "Hey, stop pretending, I don't know you yet. If you are not a woman, why can't you stay one night? Alas, you have a wife and forget your mother."

"..." Mike looked solemn and said, "Mom, what are you talking about? I'll come back as soon as I go. I'll definitely stay at home at night, unless you chase me away. No, even if you chase me away, I'm determined to do it."

"real."

"More real than real gold."

"Oh." Anna turned her anger into joy and said, "Okay, hurry up and book your flight tickets. Remember to book your return trip together to get a discount."

Mike: "..."

Seeing Mike's weird look, Anna said, "Why don't you order it?"

Tang Zhong said: "You forgot, that guy Stark has a private jet."

Anna: "Oh."

Mike's expression became even weirder.He stood up and drew a door with the marker.

click!

In the surprised eyes of the couple, the door of the painting was opened by their son.

"This, this magic, right?"

Anna jumped up and took two steps to the door.

Probe.

I saw a feasting scene, and a huge... Statue of Liberty.

Mike explained: "This is a space door, and the exit is on the top floor of the Hell's Kitchen apartment. You can go to New York anytime you want in the future."

Now it was Tang Zhong and Anna's turn to look strange.

In fact, they have heard other people's comments about their son, how good he is in fighting, how he can increase the combat power of the earth by himself, and fight against the strong men in the universe.They always find it too fantasy.

Tang Zhong still chased Mike with a rolling pin.

Anna continued to twist Mike's ears.

No matter how strong his son is, isn't he still their son?

and so.

The feelings between the two of them were not as strong as the others, and they felt that Mike had not changed much.

"and many more!"

Anna suddenly stared at Mike, "So you have such a convenient ability, why didn't you use it earlier? Are you afraid that we would go to New York to take care of you at any time?"

"No, no, absolutely not." Mike waved his hands repeatedly and said: "Look, the space door sounds like a very high-end and high-end technology, but it can't be so easy to use. Not only did you learn this, you can use it immediately." It’s available for home use. Think about it again, if it was really easy, using this technology to do logistics or something, he would be the richest man in the world.”

Using space portals for logistics, he just obeyed his own imagination... Mike complained about himself.

"Really?" Anna looked at Mike suspiciously, "Why don't I believe it?"

Um... I have to say, mom is a mom after all, so she can hit the mark right away.If his mother had been in New York at any time before, how could he have become so promiscuous?Now...heh, there are many ways.

Tang Zhong also came over, took a few glances, jumped behind the door and said, "Am I in New York?"

Jumped back again.

"Is this back to Los Angeles?"

Then step only one foot over.

"Am I in New York and Los Angeles at the same time?"

Gu Ke</span> "Aren't you childish?" Anna smiled and said to Tang Zhong, "Ahem, it's still early. Since it's so convenient, let's go to New York for a walk."

The three of them passed through the space door.

"You guys take the elevator, I'll go down first."

Mike teleported directly to the supermarket downstairs.

Skye had just finished dinner with Earl Sr. and Chloe.Old Earl went to sort out the cash register, while Chloe bit her pen and frowned at her homework, "It's so difficult, so hard, so hard..."

Skye was clearing away the dishes.

She looked up.

Mike...is he hallucinating? Skye felt sad.

Yes, she didn't expect that the Mike in front of her was real.

He lowered his head and continued to clean up.

After a few seconds.

Skye looked up and found that the "hallucination" was still there.She blinked in confusion and stared at the "hallucination" for a full minute.

Mike probably understood what was going on and was a little embarrassed.

He raised his hand: "Hi~"

Bang bang bang bang!

The dinner plate in Skye's hand fell to the floor.

Earl Sr. and Chloe looked up at the same time.

"Boss!" x2.

Now, Skye was sure that it was not a hallucination.

She stretched out her hand and walked forward as if sleepwalking.

step.

step.

step.

One step... each step is gentle, for fear that if the steps are too heavy, everything will return to an illusion.

Her fingertips touched Mike's face.

Mike felt the cold.

Distressed.

Suddenly, Skye suddenly raised her hand.

Snapped!

Slap Mike hard.

At this time, Anna and Tang Zhong got off the elevator and came to the door. Through the glass door, they saw Skye slap Mike.

Tang Zhong grabbed Anna.

Ana stared and said in a bad tone: "What are you doing?"

Tang Zhong said: "Aren't you afraid that you will be impulsive? Let young people handle their own emotional affairs."

Anna said: "What are you thinking about? Hitting and scolding is love. If you dare to disappear like Mike for a year, see if I don't slap you like a pig. Skye's slap is beautiful!"

"Yes Yes Yes."

Tang Jian nodded and thought to himself, "That's what I said, but you look distressed."

Skye cupped Mike's cheeks in her hands.

"Does it hurt?"

"pain."

"If it hurts, it's not a dream."

"I just slapped the left cheek, do you want to do it on the right cheek too? It's more symmetrical this way."

"Still so poor."

Skye smiled, buried her head on Mike's chest, first sobbed softly, and then howled loudly, with tears and runny nose running down her face, as if she wanted to vent all the worries, longings, and fears of the past year.

15 minutes.

"Uncle and aunt, please drink tea." Skye's eyes were red and swollen, a little embarrassed.

"Just pretend that we don't exist and do whatever you have to do."

Anna said "I'm very open".

Saying this, Skye felt even more embarrassed.

Mike rubbed Chloe's head and asked, "Have you done your homework well this year?"

Chloe nodded heavily, "Yes!"

"Not bad." Mike said happily: "In this case, future homework..."

Under Chloe's expectant eyes, Mike continued: "Double!"

"Ah!" Chloe looked suspicious of life.

Mike pointed at the homework book, "Look, such a simple question is wrong. It seems that I slacked off during my absence. I have to make up for it."

Chloe whined and threw herself into Skye's arms.

Skye patted Chloe on the back and asked Mike, "Does anyone else know you're back?"

"Fury has agents near my house, Stark has Jarvis, Thor has Heimdall... They know it, but I don't know if they have told others." Mike shook his phone, but there was no new information or future information. Answered the call, "It seems not."

"That's right." Skye smiled meaningfully, "At this time, Jessica should be at Colleen's dojo. Let's go and give them a surprise."

"Uh... ok." Mike saw Skye changing clothes, "Are you going too?"

"Of course, let's watch the show." I finally understood why Skye smiled meaningfully just now.

Mike looked at his parents, who had no intention of leaving at all. Mike couldn't help but said: "Mom, aren't you going shopping?"

Anna's eyes dodge: "There's no rush for shopping."

Mike was speechless.

So, do you really want to see your son make a fool of himself?

"How to get there?" Skye packed some food and explained: "Jessica and Colleen often have a casual meal, I will bring them some food."

Mike opened a space door.

The exit is outside the dojo.

The four of them walked to the door and met the students coming out of the dojo.The students looked at them warily and asked, "Who are you looking for?"

Skye comes to Colleen's dojo frequently and appears to be a new student.

Mike said: "We are your teacher's friends."

Student: “Is there any evidence?”

The evidence... there must be some, there are a bunch of photos and videos on the phone - serious videos, but it feels so strange to be questioned.

Mike suddenly turned his head.

Jessica was seen standing not far away in a daze, holding a fast food packaging belt in her hand.

Jessica walked slowly over, and when passing a Chevrolet car, she suddenly bent down, grabbed the front of the car, and raised the entire car with one hand.

"Mike, you bastard!!!"

Jessica roared.

Skye hurriedly pulled Anna and Tang Zhong back.

boom!

Jessica actually pointed the car at Mike and took a picture.

Mike was driven into the concrete up to his knees.

Tang Zhong and Anna were stunned.

One was Jessica's feat of lifting the car, and the other was her son's nonchalant way of pulling himself off the road and standing among a pile of car parts, his clothes not wrinkled.

Hearing the loud noise, Colleen rushed out of the dojo with a long knife.Seeing Mike, he said nothing.

Draw the knife!

The vigorous movements made Anna feel like she had the demeanor of her youth.

Just when the knife was about to strike, Colleen caught a glimpse of Tang Zhong and Anna from the corner of her eye.She sheathed the knife decisively and stood like a lady.She lowered her head slightly and pushed the hair from her temples behind her ears, looking like a little girl.

Anna sighed: "What a good girl. Alas, if Mike hadn't been my son, would I have sold him? Believe it or not?"

Tang Chong nodded like a quail.

One lifts a car, the other wields a knife like a thunderbolt... By what criteria is this "such a good girl" judged?