One Piece Paranoid GL

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In the Kingdom of Alabasta, the woman who was calculating the list of goods in the "former residence" of Robin and Tingyu frowned suspiciously: "Do you have any clothes for the boss?" A maid asked, she flipped through the thick paper, her brows became more and more wrinkled, "Who is responsible for packing? Why does it feel like the package is wrong?"

The wayward crazy wolf followed Miss Robin out to sea so freely and freely. The straw hat boys were terribly poor, and seeing each one getting more nervous than the other, she only felt that she was terribly worried.

——The boss has no one around, who will take care of her daily life?

"Oh, that's the boss's order," explained in a calm tone. A woman dressed in a light green dancer's attire glanced at the list in the opponent's hand, and suddenly showed a somewhat narrow expression on her face, "She wants us to give She wears 'mature' clothes."

The woman holding the paper clip raised her eyebrows in surprise: "Mature clothes?"

"Yes," the woman in the goose-yellow silk long dress shook with regret, and there was a boxer with a small Shiba Inu printed in her hand, "Obviously this looks very cute..."

Taking a deep look at the cartoon boxer briefs, she turned her attention back to the list, still frowning tightly: "But I don't think the boss will wear these..."

——It can be said that it is too "mature" undergarments.

"Oh, boss didn't go with her sweetheart." The woman dressed in light green had a more narrow expression on her face, "Who knows if she wants to wear it herself, or if she wants someone else to wear it for her..."

The woman staring at the list was stunned, but the rest of them were already laughing together.

After all, the boss is young and inexperienced, and usually has a very proud temper. He is emotionally awkward and makes them anxious. I didn't expect this messy fun and careful thinking to be quite a lot.

"Are you sure?" Putting down the cardboard clip in her hand, the cautious woman always felt that something was not right, "Miss Serena said that she would send a boat to follow the boss, and the luggage is still being counted over there," she said very Quickly made a decision, "We will pack another batch of clothes and send them over according to the boss's previous habit."

——The sea is vast, and there is no one to wait for the boss to take a bath and change clothes.

She sighed worriedly.

——The ruthless mad wolf usually has the temperament of a young lady, who likes to be clean and enjoys, and is quite like a young master who likes to be coaxed by others.

Pressing her forehead with a headache, she felt that those unscrupulous pirates simply looked at the bleak future.

As it turns out, her concerns may not be groundless either.

"Okay—lonely—lonely—oh—"

The Straw Hat gang was lying listlessly in a single line on the deck.

Glancing at them dissatisfied, Sauron folded his arms around his chest, and from the corner of his eyes, he watched vigilantly the woman who sneaked onto the boat under the pretext of "piggybacking".

"If you're so reluctant to part with her, why don't you just snatch her over here!" He couldn't help but distract himself and said, not seeing the aggrieved appearance of the people who were originally in high spirits.

The woman called "Crazy Wolf" has no self-consciousness as a "guest". She looks calm and looks like she is patrolling her own territory, examining the crude and rough patches on the Merry rather critically.She also stretched out her finger and wiped it in a corner, looked down at her fingertips, the woman frowned slightly, twitched her fingers and shook out a snow-white handkerchief to wipe her hands.

——What kind of pampered young lady is this!

Although he didn't have as much obsession with Meli as Usopp, after all, he was one of their cherished partners. Seeing it being so disgusted, Sauron only felt that his forehead had a bruise.

"Hey you--"

Ignoring his threatening shouts, the woman took out a phone bug, and after connecting, her tone seemed a bit tired: "Have you cleaned the boat yet?"

Sauron was stunned, and the anger in his stomach was stuck in his chest like this.

——This woman is not disliking the ship, but disliking her subordinates for their ineffectiveness?

"No one said to clean up?" Ting Yu brows with a touch of impatience, "Do you have to be ordered to do everything?" The young wolf family young master naturally yelled into the microphone, "Do things. I don't care at all, I just look for reasons! Do you think I should live in this kind of kennel?"

Ignoring the sad partner who was left behind, all the straw hats turned their heads to look at her.

——and looked very hard.

Sensing the scorching eyes from not far away, Tingyu raised his head and glanced at the straw hats who were staring at him.Pursing her lips, she frowned slightly and gestured to them, then pointed to the phone bug in her hand as if irritated.

"I'm not saying the people who live on this ship are as dirty as dogs, I'm saying the ship is as dirty as a kennel."

——Crit strike*1.

"No, I've had a dog before, and its litter was cleaner than this."

——Crit strike*2.

"Serina wants to send someone over? Yes, no, don't call her over, she knows how to arrange it."

"Look, I don't have to worry about what she does. Just learn from others, be more careful, and use your brain more, you know?"

Staring at the ignorant guy and hung up the phone, Nami shook her head and clapped her hands to signal everyone to recover: "Everyone!" She quickly glanced around the current situation of the Merry, and reluctantly agreed To understand the other party's point of view, "Although the 'young master' who doesn't work hard and doesn't distinguish between five grains has no etiquette for being a guest—"

Ting Yu frowned, and glanced at her, she straightened the brim of her hat in front of her forehead, and walked to the stern of the boat.

"—But we do need to clean and maintain our ship!"

"Huh?" Luffy poked his head, puzzled, "Do you need it? Merry is pretty clean."

Some time ago, after rushing around for days and just being baptized by the navy's artillery fire, Meili looked somewhat disgraced at the moment.

Unable to hold back, she slashed her own captain's head with a hand knife. Nami pointed to the mop and broom in the corner, and said with sharp teeth, "I can't stand you messy boys anymore! Go and clean it!"

"That's right, Nami-san~" Sanji leaned forward in deep agreement, "They really don't have—"

"It's the same for you, go and clean it." With a blank expression, she dragged the chef away from her who wanted to show her affection. Nami glanced at the cabin, turned and lay down on the fence on the second floor, "Robin," she said He greeted the black-haired woman who was reading a book calmly the whole time as if she was staying out of the matter, and said in a friendly manner, "Do you want to clean up the room together?"

"Ladies' dormitory!" With his eyes shining brightly, Sanji once again stuck to it eagerly, "I'm happy to help~"

"No, need, need!" Nami gritted her teeth every word.

"Stupid chef."

"Who are you talking about, green algae head?!"

"Hey, stupid cook, come down and mop the floor."

"Stinky boy, are you courting death!"

Cleverly staying away from the battlefield before a fight broke out between the two sides, Robin accepted Miss Navigator's invitation with a smile.

"Hello!" Nami raised her voice in the direction of Tingyu, annoyed, "Aren't you coming?"

——Most of the things sent by the other party's subordinates are probably hers, right?

Ting Yu was still hesitating, but saw Robin turn his head before stepping into the cabin, and winked at himself slightly.

--···Fine.

Rubbing her nose and obediently following her into the door, Ting Yu calmly followed the two to open the boxes one by one in the compact cabin, sorting and storing the items inside.

Seeing that the packing was almost done, she carefully turned her back to block their sight, took out the little wolf cub that Robin gave her from the backpack, smoothed its fur, and poked the wolf cub that represented "Nico ( Nicole)", Ting Yu reluctantly kneaded it a few more times before putting it away carefully.

"We need to discuss the issue of sleeping." Nami frowned and looked at the obviously too small bed, and then turned to the "piggyback" very naturally, with a very happy expression on her face, "You sleep on the floor at night~"

Ting Yu raised her eyebrows: "Haven't you considered the possibility of laying the floor by yourself?"

"Are you willing to let such a lovely me sleep on the ground?" Nami was quite confident.

Ting Yu raised her head and glanced at her: "Yes," she said in a calm tone, the end of her eyes curled up into a narrow smile, "Mu Mu is reluctant, this young master is quite willing."

Nami seemed to stiffen for a moment, staring at her, she was dumbfounded, her ears flushed red for no reason: "You..."

"It's rare that someone can ask her to ask Master Ben to take care of her~"

The young woman looked at her indifferently, but her tone was filled with ambiguous and frivolous playfulness.

The blush gradually spread from behind the ears to the cheeks, Nami stared at her, turned her head and snorted forcefully from her nose.

It's funny in my heart, but Ting Yu doesn't really care about such trivial things as sleeping on the ground.She rummaged through and found the blanket, and she gestured to lay it flat beside the bed.

Nami, who was unpacking the package, suddenly stopped the movements in her hands, staring at the luggage in the box, her expression appeared a little subtle for a while.

"Rainy," she said very slowly, "these... are your clothes?"

"Yes," Ting Yu didn't think carefully about the reason why the other party reacted so "weirdly" at the moment, she just lowered her head and tidied the blanket, and continued casually, "Is there any problem?"

"I don't know..." Nami obviously took the opportunity to retaliate, dragged out a very thin piece of fabric from the package, shook it away, and narrowed her eyes meaningfully, "The mad wolf who kills without blinking an eye actually There is such a preference."

Staring dumbfounded at the underwear with hollow designs everywhere—if it can be called clothes—Ting Yu subconsciously glanced at Robin, but saw a trace of surprise flashed in the woman's eyes, Then, as if holding back a smile, he met his own with a playful look.

There was a hot burn on his face, Ting Yu was at a loss, and instinctively touched the folding fan at his waist with a twitch of his hand.

"Nami!" Usopp's distraught voice came from outside the door, "Zoro and Sanji are fighting again! Luffy, you're still stealing dinner! Hey!"

"This group of people is really enough!" The people in the boat were not serious, and Nami was so tired that she rushed out of the door angrily, "Can you please give me some peace!"

Robin looked at the door that was slammed shut, his eyes wandered around and then returned to Tingyu, with an innocent smile on his face.

"I don't know who they prepared those clothes for." Ting Yu turned her back to her, trying to maintain her composure, "They... often meddle in their own business."

The back of the girl's neck slowly climbed up to a faint blush.

Robin raised his eyebrows slightly.

——Who... was it prepared for?

"Ah~" Approaching her from behind, she whispered in the other's ear maliciously, "Do they want me to wear it for you to see?"

Suddenly froze, Ting Yu turned around abruptly but was frightened by the close distance between the two of them.Staggering back a few steps, her back hit the wooden wall of the cabin.

The black-bellied devil's son calmed down and put the mad wolf with a reward of 3000 million against the corner of the wall. With one hand propped against the wall, she lowered her head and looked at the panicked appearance of the girl with interest, slightly crooked. Head, Robin slightly raised the corners of his mouth.

The intoxicating fragrance of flowers covered the sky, she kept drilling into the tip of her nose, Ting Yu was confused by the mature breath, her legs were so weak that she couldn't stand, she raised her hands in time to support her in a little embarrassment on the wall.At this moment, the other party's sense of control was too strong, listening to Yu's throat slipping with difficulty, his heartbeat seemed to be out of rhythm.Breathing was trembling and messy in the air, and there was an inexplicable heat in her body. The girl squeezed passively in the corner and looked up at her, but saw that the woman's lips were still smiling, and her pair of blue eyes were slightly narrowed. Shui □□ confused, almost lazily raised his eyebrows at himself.

Before Ting Yu herself could react, an uncontrollable low moan overflowed from her throat.The other party's every move seemed to pull an electric current, and the numbness attracted her uncontrollably, and she shivered directly into Robin's arms.The familiar temperature came through the fabric, and the girl tried to stand up straight in panic, but found that her hands and feet were not in control, and her center of gravity was unstable. in his arms.

The other party's embrace was soft, with a reassuring breath, listening to Yu lying on her chest, and what came to her ears was Robin's steady heartbeat at the moment.There was a strange feeling all over her body, her throat tightened, and her hands unconsciously grasped the cloth on the back of the other party.Impatiently pressing against her shoulder, the girl struggled to breathe, her thoughts became chaotic, she wanted to do something to her, and hoped she could do something to herself...

"Little guy?" The dignified young master of the wolf family rubbed against her body with red ears like a little animal, and Robin rubbed the back of her neck amusedly, "Why are you so shy so easily?"

"Sister..." With a soft tone, the little guy looked up at her, his eyes were wet as if he had been bullied, and the smoky red eyes were slightly faded.

Her heartbeat seemed to stop for a beat, Robin looked down at her, his lips moved but no sound came out.

- this little guy...

The voices of the people outside the door saved her, she let go of the door calmly and pushed the door out.

- really disturbing...

Ignoring the chaos outside, Ting Yu leaned against the corner of the wall and breathed calmly. When she raised her eyes again, her blurred eyes were already clear.After calmly tidying up her slightly messy clothes, she raised her legs and walked towards the door.

Then, her coherent steps suddenly stopped, as if she had noticed something that made people ashamed to speak, the girl froze in place, her eyes widened in disbelief.

His face was flushed red, Ting Yu bit his lower lip hard, and stared at the door with shame and indignation.

——that woman is simply...

The slippery feeling was somewhat uncomfortable. She strode over to the luggage, and silently rummaged through to find a new pair of pants.

— Gan!