devil priest in marvel exorcism

[Anti-theft chapter, will be revised tomorrow] "Uh...sorry."

Dube scratched his head.

“I am indeed a priest, but essentially I am still a normal man, so when I see beautiful things, I always look twice at them the next time.

Well, sorry. "

Seeing Dolby's sincere face, Daisy's expression improved a lot, but she still spoke venomously.

"Oh, I see.

I thought priests tended to favor cute boys and were not interested in beautiful, big-breasted women? "

Jane frowned and glared at Daisy through the rearview mirror.

"Daisy!"

Daisy immediately raised her hands and said timidly.

"Okay, I was wrong. Maybe that's just an exception. I shouldn't generalize."

"Eh!"

Jane sighed, restarted the car, and said to Dolby in the passenger seat.

"Don't blame Daisy, she grew up in a slum, her parents were at odds, and she had a younger brother who was dependent on her.

In that kind of environment, there is no way to protect yourself without surrounding yourself with spikes.

She didn't really want to hurt anyone, she just felt insecure. "

Dubi nodded warmly to express his understanding.

He was not surprised by Jane's behavior of "talking deeply" as soon as they met.

After all, Naifei's personality charm has always been there.

In game terms, when he meets a strange NPC, his favorability will naturally increase by fifty.

Daisy, who was sitting in the back seat, showed no anger when her boss was revealed.

Careless, slightly venomous, straightforward, and trying to protect himself and those around him.

This is the character she developed growing up in the slums.

After the three people briefly introduced and got to know each other, Dolby also discovered the personality characteristics of the two different beauties.

Although Daisy showed strong aggression at the beginning, she is actually a bold and silly elder sister with a slightly poisonous tongue.

On the contrary, Jane, who is very intellectual and beautiful, has a kind of stubbornness unique to scientific workers.

“Dolby, have you ever seen the kind of priest I’m talking about?

He's the kind of hateful guy who doesn't like beauties, but instead attacks those little boys! "

Because of her personality, after getting acquainted with him, Daisy began to enthusiastically ask Dolby around.

And the questions asked are often very tricky and pungent. Two and a half of the three have touched the edge of yellow, and the other half cannot be broadcast because the color is too dark.

"Uh, this... I'm actually not sure about that either."

Dubi scratched his head and chose to tell the truth.

"Why? Aren't you a priest?

Don’t you still have a church in New York? "

Daisy's big, glossy black eyes were full of doubts.

"This one……"

Dolby scratched his head.

What does this make him say? Although it is true that he is a priest now, he was still a devil not long ago and was programmed by hell.

And although he did have a church, it had been bombed long ago!

To be honest, since he became a human until now, apart from getting up and looking in the mirror, he has never seen any other priests.

"Well...actually, I'm different from other priests."

Dolby began to speak truthfully and falsely.

“I belong to the secret special combat department of the church, also known as the legendary battle priest.

Usually preaching and preaching are just a side job, and the main job is to fight against evil.

For example, evil spirits escaping from hell or vampires hiding among the crowd, etc...

We hide in the darkness and watch for the dawn. "

Seeing that Daisy didn't believe it, Dube even raised his feet and showed her his toes.

"The shoes on my feet were destroyed in a recent battle."

Jane drove seriously and didn't interrupt, but she obviously didn't believe what Dolby said.

Daisy rolled her eyes directly and said "praise" with a tut-tsk sound in her mouth.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, then you are really amazing!"

But, it would be too boring if there was no one to chat with along the way.

But in Daisy's opinion, although Dolby talks a lot about cheating, he is still much better than Jane who talks about all kinds of data analysis.

Moreover, this young priest is not bad looking. He is also great for talking, chatting, and simply entertaining his eyes.

"Then what kind of abilities do battle priests like you have? How do you destroy evil creatures like vampires?

Read the Bible?Or summon an angel?Or is it using mysterious magic? "

Dolby thought for a moment and shook his head honestly.

"To be honest, although the methods you mentioned are effective, they are too inefficient."

"Oh?"

Daisy became interested.

"Then what's the most efficient way?"

Dolby thought of a certain taciturn veteran and his "records", and said decisively with a wave of his hand without hesitation.

"The most efficient method is of course to cover it with firepower!

For example, using various small bombs, aerial bombs, air-to-surface missiles, air-to-ship missiles, cruise missiles..."

"...Are you kidding me?"

The corners of Daisy's eyes twitched. This was completely different from the exorcism she imagined. It was not theological at all.

"Hahahaha, of course it's not a joke.

In modern society, exorcism must respect science!

Before that, I was in a place called Middle-earth, helping the people there defeat the Dark Lord.

Unfortunately, just like our earth in the Middle Ages, science developed slowly there.

If there were machine guns, cannons, explosives, and airplanes like in modern times, I wouldn't have to take the risk of fighting the Dark Lord one on one.

Although in the end I alone defeated the evil Dark Lord that hung over the entire Middle-earth continent.

But the process is really dangerous!

You have to know that Middle-earth is countless light years away from the earth. I almost couldn't come back. "

Dolby was very sad.

Jane was driving, and she wasn't originally interested in the bragging and spanking between Doobie and Daisy.

But after hearing the words countless light years, the astronomer's stubborn nature emerged.

The Middle-earth continent is countless light years away from the earth. When you hear it, it is just nonsense and has no scientific common sense at all.

Jane even doubted that Dolby knew the concept of light years.

She held the steering wheel and endured it again and again, but as she listened to Dolby talking more and more enthusiastically, she finally couldn't bear it anymore and interrupted.

"Dolby, do you know how many meters a light-year is?"

"Uh...this."

Dubica, as a former devil and current mage and priest, he is a standard pragmatist and non-theoretical person.

If you ask about some occult knowledge, he may also give an answer.

But this kind of purely astrophysical knowledge has no practical value in Dolby's eyes.

At least that's how it was for him, so he... didn't know how many meters a light-year was.

But he at least studied at Karma Taj.

He knew how to deal with someone like Jane who had profound theoretical knowledge and a strong desire to lecture.

That is the attitude that silence is golden and there will be absolutely no talk.

Once you meet, this kind of person will immediately stun you with her rich theoretical knowledge.

But he still underestimated Jane, or he underestimated the astrophysics professor's desire to preach.

Gu</span>"Well, it seems you don't know."

Jane held the steering wheel with one hand and adjusted her glasses with the other hand.

I don't know if it was an illusion, but at this moment, Dolby seemed to see a cold light flashing on the glasses of this intellectual beauty.

The cold light of wisdom.

“Light-year is the distance that light travels in one year, so the countless light-years you mentioned is a very inaccurate and exaggerated description.

A normal light year is equal to approximately 4 billion kilometers, and 605 kilometer is only equal to 1 meters, so one light year is equal to 1000 trillion meters.

Now you understand, this is a very scary number, it represents one year of light... blah blah blah! "

"Dolby, don't worry about her, she's used to teaching students at the university.

You go ahead and tell your exorcism story!

I love to listen. "

"Uh...you really don't need to worry about her?"

Dolby glanced at Jane, who was talking endlessly and looking at the car ahead, and asked in a low voice.

"Don't worry, she just wanted to say it. It has nothing to do with whether there is an audience."

Daisy obviously knew her companion, no matter how fantastic and implausible Dobby's story was.

They are all very novel and fun.

Anyway, no matter how absurd and unbelievable it is, it is still better than the boring jokes on the car radio.

Although he is also a Ph.D. in astrophysics.

But Daisy knows that she is not a pure female scholar like Jane who spends all day among scientific instruments and seems to dedicate her life to astrophysics.

She still has some "low taste".

The research was so hard and the car was so boring, couldn't she just enjoy it?

After thinking of this, Daisy deliberately raised her chest and signaled Dolby to continue.

Hmph ╭(╯^╰)╮!

Is he the kind of person who would be captured by mere beauty?

Facing Daisy's clumsy honey trap, Doobie snorted disdainfully and cleared his throat.

“Actually the scientific method is used by my partners.

Personally, I am quite good at using occultism to exorcise demons.

For example, the legendary vampire king Dracula... blah blah blah! "

"So what you tried so hard to defeat was just a clone?

So who can seal the vampire king?God? "

“The clone is also very strong, okay?

Besides, the one who sealed the vampire was a human mage named Ancient One, not God. God had already gone crazy? "

“What God is crazy?”

Daisy reached out to cover her red lips, glanced at Dolby's outfit in surprise, and then said.

"To be honest, I don't think God is crazy, but you are crazy."

"What's this!"

Dolby said nonchalantly.

“The real God is the justice and justice that exists in our hearts, and has never been the illusory God who is aloof.

Besides, if I say God is crazy, you think I am crazy.

Then if I say that angels are beaten by a human mage and are afraid to come to earth, you still have to tie me up and send me to a mental hospital. "

Daisy shook her head.

"Now I'm sure you're not crazy."

"Oh?

You finally believe what I said. "

"No, I'm just convinced that you are not a priest. The reason why you are wearing a priest's black robe, holding a Bible and a cross is probably just because you are a boring young man who cosplays as a priest for fun or an affair.

Or, you are a devil who escaped from hell and came to the world to deliberately spread fallacies. "

Dolby shrugged helplessly.

“I never knew that playing a priest could lead to an affair.

Moreover, you understand something wrong.

In fact, the relationship between the devil in hell and the angel in heaven is not the absolute opposite relationship as you imagine.

The confrontation between darkness and light is often driven only by interests.

Humans are just meat and lambs that they compete for.

So really, there’s really no need to be in awe of them! "

Daisy took an exaggerated breath when she heard this, looked at Dolby up and down, and then imitated Bruce Lee and made a hand gesture and asked.

"May I ask where this big brother comes from?"

Dolby also hummed twice and returned the greeting pretending to be humble.

"It's just a lack of talent, but it's like a devil before hell!"

"Nice to meet you!"

"Where! Where!"

Daisy and Dolby looked at each other, and both saw some kind of tacit understanding and sympathy in each other's eyes.

Then at the same time, he patted the seat like crazy, pointed to the opposite side and laughed.

"You (you) are so childish x2."

"Bang! Are you two naive?"

Jane patted the steering wheel hard, her face full of helplessness, and she just felt so tired.

"Would you like me to set up a stage for you two and attract an audience for you?"

She talked for a long time, racking her brains, but found that no one listened.

I glanced at the rearview mirror from the corner of my eye, and realized that these two people were actually acting together.

Jane regretted letting Dolby get into the car.

Not because he thought Dube was not a priest.

Whether he is a real priest or a fake priest, it doesn't matter if he is just a free ride.

The main thing is that although Daisy is a girl who is bold and generous, she is good at everything.

But at certain times, people will go crazy. To put it simply, they just like to have fun.

Usually when Daisy is "sick", as long as you ignore her, she will get bored after a while and she will calm down.

But now there's a Dolby.

Ju Jian's observation, whether it is the same black robe, Bible, cross as the real priest, or a "made-up story" that seems to be the real thing.

All of which prove that this "Father Douby" is also a "fun-loving person".

Now the two "people are crazy" are getting together noisily.

Jane had a premonition that it might be impossible for the rest of the journey to be as quiet and peaceful as before.

Her hunch was right.

In the following time, Daisy began to tell "interesting stories" about her previous part-time job and "life tips" such as watching movies with her breasts on.

Dolby returns the favor, focusing on the harrowing exorcism of a poor little virgin while also introducing some of the more "hell" delicacies.

For example, charcoal-grilled evil spirits, succubus sashimi, etc.

Finally, he taught Daisy a very magical song.

Songs are not the most important thing!

The most terrible thing is that these two people have no self-awareness at all and are completely out of tune!The sound is so unpleasant!

It’s completely like a ghost crying and wolf howling level!

So much so that Jane's mind is now filled with the weird SpongeBob SquarePants, and she can't hold the steering wheel steady.

“AreyoureadyKiddies?x2

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