Super Meow in Marvel

As soon as the car stabilized, Dio saw a familiar figure.

Although he appeared in the movie with gray hair on his temples, Dior still recognized him at a glance.

The person who was walking out of the Daily Bugle gate and waving his hand to hail a taxi was none other than the owner of the Daily Bugle: J. Jonah Jameson, or JJJ for short.

It can be said that JJJ has been a fan of Spider-Man all his life and has been working hard to boycott Spider-Man.

Dio, like many people, is wondering, why does Jameson hate Spider-Man so much?

Over the years, multiple writers on the Spider-Man franchise have tried to answer this question, using various ways to explain why Jameson hates Spider-Man.

Initially, the reasons given by the editors were far-fetched: JJ believed it was dangerous for children to imitate Spider-Man.What if a child falls from a height because he thinks he can swing in the air too.Children should be given more practical role models, such as his son, John Jameson, who has become an astronaut.

But soon, the editor slapped him in the face.In one incident, Spider-Man saved John Jameson, but JJJ was still hacking him.

Dio recalled while urging Peter to drive and follow.The vehicle quickly started and followed the taxi heading north.

Moving on to JJJ, in the comic "The Amazing Spider-Man", the editor gave a new explanation: for newspaper sales.In fact, this reason is also very far-fetched. Substantial revelations can arouse people's interest, but speculative smearing has been going on for so many years. Won't readers get tired of it?

So later, after Spider-Man's father Steve Ditko had greater control over the series, he didn't like James and gave a new explanation: JJJ was jealous of Spider-Man.This has been the more authoritative and credible explanation for many years.

However, as the number of villains increased, people gradually felt that James was not too bad.After all, Spider-Man's opponents are either gangsters like Kingpin, or Frankenstein monsters like Doctor Octopus and the Green Goblin, as well as mutants like Sandman, Electro, and Lizardman.With their background, JJJ, who only talks but does not do anything, doesn't look so bad.

In Dior's heart, he doesn't hate this JJJ, but he doesn't like him either.

You know, in some parallel universe comics, there were JJJs who fought alongside Spider-Man, JJJs who provided financial support to villains, and even JJJs who married Aunt May.

While thinking, the vehicle slowly arrived at the cemetery on the northern side of Manhattan.In the PS4 game "Marvel's Spider-Man", Peter can find Ben Parker's tombstone in this cemetery.

JJJ What are you here to catch?

Dio asked Peter to wait here, and he slipped out of the car and followed quietly.

JJJ stopped in front of a tombstone. Dio jumped to a high place and stared at it.The tombstone said Joan Jameson, and JJJ placed a bouquet of flowers in front of the tombstone.

There were faint voices in my ears, but JJJ was a little far away and couldn't hear clearly.Dio decided to get closer.

"John is also doing well. He works hard at the aviation center. I heard that he will have a chance to go into space recently. If he succeeds, you should see it more clearly than me in heaven. John has grown up now, but he has become verbose. He keeps trying to persuade me to find another one. Tell me, does he need to worry about our adults' affairs? On the other hand, he is training every day and has no time to meet girls."

Dio guessed that the person buried here should be JJJ’s wife.Meanwhile, Dio recalled Marvel's recent explanation: JJJ hates people wearing masks.

Two reasons are given here.

For one, his wife was killed by someone wearing a mask.

Secondly, his father was a war hero in front of the public, but at home he was a violent sadist.Therefore, Jameson regarded his father's disguise in front of the public and the media as a "mask", and at the same time he associated this "mask" with Spider-Man.Jameson believes that Spider-Man is just pretending to be a hero, but secretly he may be a bad guy and a complete asshole.

How should I put it? Is it more appropriate to say that JJJ has post-traumatic stress disorder, or that he is a skeptic?

However, it cannot be said that his doubts are unfounded.In the American TV series "Black Robe", there are superheroes with good faces and evil hearts. To be more precise, except for one superhero in this show, all the other superheroes have evil hearts.

Dio looked at this scene and suddenly thought that if he continued to do good things, he would not be blackmailed by him.After all, Spider-Man hasn't appeared yet, Tony hasn't masked up, Captain America hasn't been unfrozen yet (probably), and other superheroes are still behind the scenes and unknown to everyone.

Based on this analysis, if you don’t blame him, then who else will you blame?

However, I can learn from Spider-Man and sell selfies to earn some pocket money.

Speaking of pocket money, my coffers are at the bottom.The Stark stocks I bought before didn't make much money. On the one hand, Dio's capital was small, and on the other hand, Peter and Mary were not professional traders, so the timing of buying and selling was not perfect.

On the other hand, S.H.I.E.L.D.’s salary for consultants is not small, but the bulletproof materials purchased to make the suits are really expensive.The two flights to California to have dinner with Tony cost a lot of money. After all, private events are not reimbursed.

The rest were daily expenses. Dior just changed two mobile phones, bought an IPAD, and then bought some gold coins from World of Warcraft.

Let’s think about how to make money. How do others make money?

Tony...skip it, Thor...skip it; Black Widow and Hawkeye are both senior agents with high salaries; Dr. Hulk Banner is a senior intellectual, and his expenses are low, after all, he is running for his life.Captain America, if he is unfrozen, Nick will probably give him the treatment of a senior agent and drag him to shoot various promotional videos.

If you think about it more complicated, all superheroes in Marvel Comics are made of work.Deadpool is a mercenary, Daredevil (Daredevil) is a lawyer, the Fantastic Four are engaged in scientific research, and the X-Men are engaged in education.

Even the most miserable Spider-Man worked part-time at a newspaper, delivered pizza, and became Doctor Octopus's assistant in the game "Marvel's Spider-Man".

But those jobs are all for people.What kind of work can ordinary animals do? It is nothing more than to be admired and studied.

Although Dio is not an ordinary animal.Look at those extraordinary, trained animals, police dogs, guide dogs, carrier pigeons, magic pigeons, equestrians, and bullfights.

The only thing related to cats is the cat cafe.How much money can I make from this?

After much deliberation, Dio felt that his idea had returned to its original point: robbing gangsters.

However, he is no longer unknown now. Even if he is robbing money, he still has to be famous.You have to be in bed to catch someone raping!

Therefore, super hearing must be obtained as soon as possible.

Also, Dio said to Pete: "Can you get a walkie-talkie, the kind that can monitor the police channel. I recently decided to uphold justice and fight street crime."

Peter looked confused. What kind of trouble was this?But he still agreed.

Dio nodded with satisfaction: "Let's go and meet the Daily Bugle." The overlooking point has not been activated yet.