Super Meow in Marvel

The plot of Thor ended perfectly, but Barton still didn't fire an arrow and maintained zero output.

Dio was also confused about this. He asked: "I've heard about you, Barton. I heard that you are good at long-range attacks. Why didn't you take action this time?"

Hawkeye, whose real name is Clinton Francis Patton, has excellent reflexes and coordination.Because his eyes have been modified to see very far, his accuracy in both archery and sniping is far beyond that of ordinary people, earning him the title of Eagle Eye.

However, in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, the villains are either aliens or monsters, so he is more of a support and seems a bit weak.

At this time, he rolled his eyes at Dio and asked: "What do you think I should do? Shoot its eyes, and its head will be empty. Shoot its heart, and it won't be able to penetrate the armor. To be honest, I'm not sure whether its armor is the same as the U.S. Which captain’s shield is stronger?”

Captain America's shield is made of vibranium as the main raw material and can block Thor's blows.However, as Odin's armor, the Destroyer's materials are not bad, and it has been blessed with magic.So it’s hard to say who is stronger.

In the movie, if it doesn't use light, it will be difficult to win, but with the armor, it won't lose for a while.The biggest problem why the Destroyer lost was Loki's problem. He should have been paying attention to the Ice Giant's assassination of Odin at the time, so the Destroyer was shown off.

Dio shook his head: "You can't blame the enemy for being too strong, it's because we are too weak."

Patton agreed: "It is impossible to imagine how we could defeat such an enemy based solely on our own words."

Dio Xin said: I can imagine that you can just find a katana and put a power stone on it, or you can find an infinity gauntlet and put a few infinity stones on it. (In Avengers 4, Barton used a katana)

Although the plot of Thor is over, there is still a lot of follow-up work to be done.For example, the town is repaired, the Destroyer is dragged away for research, the residents sign confidentiality agreements, etc.

However, if your car is blown up, you may consider yourself unlucky. I believe that no car insurance can protect against alien invasion.

After dinner in the evening, Dio took advantage of the break to chat with Colson and Barton, and got closer to each other.From strangers to familiar colleagues.I believe that at this time, no one will question his identity as a SHIELD consultant.

……

Finally returned to New York, and Dior also returned to his home.Then, his life became dull again.

Although according to Dior's estimation, the plot of Hulk 2 was also happening recently, Nick Fury did not contact him.

Dio had never read Hulk 2 in his previous life, but he had read the related light novels and roughly knew the plot.If the plot is highly summarized, the title of the movie can actually be changed to "My Girlfriend's General Father Wants to Capture Me to Experiment with Infinite Strength."

The movie tells the story of Bruce Banner trying to find a way to remove the Hulk and turn back into a human being, and finally accepted his fate and accepted reality.

Throughout the movie, the Hulk is basically fighting against the military, headed by General Ross.SHIELD had no way to intervene in this process and could only watch and complain.At the end of the movie, after General Ross's complete defeat, S.H.I.E.L.D. began to contact Dr. Banner.

Therefore, it is normal that Nick Fury did not find Dior.General Ross made a deal with him, Dr. Banner extended an invitation to him, and SHIELD just had to watch from the other side and contact the winner.In fact, they do the same.

……

A peaceful life will also have surprises. Inadvertently, a piece of bad news suddenly comes.It's already June and the weather is getting hotter, so the shit-sweepers decided to take advantage of the weekend to give Dior a bath!

Calculating the time, Dior hasn't washed it for more than half a year (the shit-sweeper thinks), so it's time to take a shower.

Most cats don’t like bathing for several reasons:

First, a cat’s fur has a layer of oil that makes it waterproof to a certain extent.Therefore, it is difficult for moisture to escape under the fur.This state is just like walking around with wet clothes. It takes a lot of time to dry them, let alone wait for them to dry naturally.

Second, cats don’t like low temperatures.Cats have a higher body temperature than humans, and water is a good heat dissipation medium, which will cause cats to lose a lot of heat.

Third, the inside of a cat’s ears is very small, and the ear canal has a certain slope, which will also make it more difficult for the water in the ears to evaporate.Therefore, when a cat’s ears get water, the discomfort is several times that of us humans.

Fourth, cats’ sense of smell is far superior to humans, and they can smell other odors in the water, which can make cats feel scared and uncomfortable.

Fifth, the sound of the hair dryer is too loud for cats.

The bathroom door was pushed open, and two figures, one large and one small, walked in. They were wearing rubber clothes and rubber gloves.

Dio looked at these two "giants" with weird smiles on their faces, squatting in the corner of the bathtub and shivering.

Helen and Gwen obviously had no experience bathing cats. Dio confirmed this the moment he touched the water. The water temperature in the shower was about 30 degrees, which was too low for him.

Involuntarily, Dior thought of the lyrics: The cold icy rain slapped his face randomly.

After the "cold water" passed, the scavengers began to apply detergent. Fortunately, they also knew how to buy pet detergent.However, in order to prevent being scratched, they all wore thick rubber gloves, so you can imagine Dior's touch.

Not only his back, Dio's limbs were also pulled apart, allowing four evil hands to roam freely on his chest and crotch.

In pain, Dio could only cry "meow" helplessly.Oops, my ears are wet and I’m crying.

However, Dio transferred the water in his ears to the space backpack in time and got rid of the uncomfortable feeling.

Kudos to your wit!

The foam all over the body began to be washed away. In order to ensure that it was rinsed cleanly, the poop shovelers washed slowly and carefully.But, can you increase the water temperature?

Oops, my ears are wet again.unhappy.

After finally washing, Gwen volunteered to wipe Dior's body.

Dior looked at her and commented: As a little girl, you wiped carefully, but can you change it to a super absorbent towel? I remember this towel is what you use to wipe your hair. .

Then, the roaring hair dryer appeared, and Dior felt as if he was in the middle of a noisy construction site, and as if there was a plane roaring next to him.

The key is, you really can’t rush when blow-drying your hair. You must blow-dry the hair roots.Dio really wanted to roar at this time: Stop bragging, I can use the space backpack to take away all the water!

Just when Dio was feeling dizzy, the bath finally ended.

However, the matter is not over yet.Helen, the scrapper, took off her gloves, picked up the nail clippers and started cutting Dior's nails.

By the way, shouldn’t your nails be cut before taking a shower?

Diosheng was lying there helplessly. He hadn't recovered from the "hair dryer hell" yet, so his nails were gone.Wait, Gwen, what are you doing with a pair of scissors?

The more you walk in, the more energetic I will be!

It's summer, so it's understandable that I want to cut my hair thin.However, cutting short does not mean it looks good. Dior ran away decisively, away from the cold scissors.

Suddenly, there was a lot of excitement in the room, and a cat and two people were playing hide and seek.How could Dio, who had strengthened his body, be caught by the shit-shoveling organ? Looking at the panting two, Dio looked down on them elegantly and calmly.

Then, he went back to his nest...and fell asleep.

After playing for a long time, you will naturally feel sleepy when you are tired.As a result, little Gwen grabbed Dior's hands while he was sleeping.

Dio opened his eyes and glared angrily, you treacherous villains, if you have the ability to come here openly, if you have the ability to put down the scissors.

"Crack! Crack! Crack!"

No, the cut there is so ugly...