Super Meow in Marvel

"Hello, what do you think about the case of the superhero defendant?"

White-collar passerby: "The law is not perfect in this area. Should he be treated as a domestic pet or an intelligent creature? If he is treated as a pet, then the crime is very light; if he is treated as an intelligent creature, I doubt whether there are relevant laws."

Uncle passerby: "I hope the government will disclose Area 51 and information about aliens, and not continue to deceive the public. The aliens were discovered in time this time..."

Passerby girl: "I love Iron Man! I love Iron Man!"

A passerby said: "It's wrong for cats to steal food and should be severely punished! I think the government should step up efforts to control the number of wild cats and dogs. I forgot to close the window a few days ago and all the newly made biscuits were eaten! Also, The wild cats near my house howl every day..."

Early in the morning, the sound of TV came from the living room.

Dior pretended not to care, but he didn't expect his body to be honest and heard all the news word for word.He was woken up anyway, so Dio simply left the warm bed and came to the living room.

He sat on the sofa and watched TV with Marit.

However, the news time about Dior has ended, and the next news has begun to be broadcast on TV.

"Due to the impact of the lawsuit, the increase in cat prices in the city has slowed down, but the overall trend is still upward. Our station randomly interviewed a pet store..."

Dio yawned and asked Mary: "Is the report more good news or bad news?"

Mary replied: "About half and half. I feel that some government agencies are adding fuel to the fire to divert people's attention away from aliens. But this is a routine operation and I am used to it. The most irritating thing is this."

Mary took out a newspaper and held it out in front of Dio.Dio looked down and saw it was the Daily Bugle.

The first thing that catches the eye is the long and thick title (don’t think wrongly): Earth Cat or Alien Cat?Guess the hero of New York!

Dior first glanced at the editor of the article, JJJ, it was indeed you.The little spider hasn't appeared yet, so you can only hack me?

Then, Dio began to read the text.

Since ancient Egypt, cats began to become people's companions due to the plague of rats, and after a period of development, they gradually became a totem.As times change, from Egypt to Great Britain, from nobles to poor people, domestic cats have gradually spread all over the world.From ancient times to the present, people have also developed some highly ornamental breeds, such as fold-eared cats, through hybridization and other means.

Of course, this article is not to popularize the history of cat development, but to remind readers.The earth has experienced thousands of years of development and has never seen another non-human creature with such high intelligence.

Therefore, this newspaper has reason to believe that he is an alien creature!

Not long ago, our reporter had the honor to interview this creature who calls himself "Cat Master".He enunciates clearly, speaks fluently, clearly possesses the wisdom of an adult, and possesses a strong sense of self.This situation is obviously not the result of natural growth.

What further proves this newspaper's point of view is his combat effectiveness.He can fly without wings and can easily kill aliens.Such abilities have only appeared in mythology and are clearly inconsistent with Newton's laws and biology.

Reporters are very nervous when he is in front of them.Even if the reporter had a shotgun in his hand at the time, it was certain that he would not be able to cause any damage to his small body.

Some people may say that he might be the product of a crazy scientific experiment, just like the two monsters who fought in New York a few years ago.

But with all due respect to this newspaper, no matter how crazy a scientist is, he still knows to use mice, not cats, for experiments.

Regarding his purpose of coming to Earth, this newspaper has the following speculations... (Some words are omitted below)

After reading the Daily Bugle, Dio couldn't help but marvel at the strange minds of some people.

With only a few clues, I dare to make various guesses.It's like giving him a few screws and he dares to guess what machine they are on.

The guess was very unreliable, but Dior watched it with gusto.Sometimes it’s more interesting to hear someone brag than to tell a story seriously.

As for Dior's threat theory, he is even less worried.

Americans are famous for their love of guessing. Today they suspect there are aliens in Area 51, and tomorrow they suspect the moon landing was fake.Even without this report, people would probably have all kinds of rumors flying all over the place, and their imaginations may be wide open.

……

After reading the news, Dio played games for a while.Unexpectedly, there is a Final Fantasy series in this world, and Dio feels like he is in love again.

In the afternoon, Dior was about to go out when he received a call from Nick Fury.After a brief greeting, Nick Fury made a request to meet in the evening.

Dio hung up the phone and sighed softly. He suddenly became busy after becoming famous.Inexplicably, Dior feels a bit like working in sales in a previous life.

The point is, I've been busy and haven't made any money yet.Dior felt a huge loss.

After arriving at Stark Tower and meeting the Stark Group's lawyer, Dio understood what it meant to be rich.Standing in front of him was a team of ten lawyers.

In the United States, lawyers charge by the hour, and the more powerful the lawyer, the higher the fee.Everyone has limited energy, so lawyers usually specialize in different directions.Some lawyers are good at corporate management laws, such as infringement, leaking company secrets, etc.; some are good at civil affairs, such as Tony's car crash.

Therefore, Tony's legal team is not only large, but also elite.

But don’t tell me, these lawyers are really amazing.They study not only the law, but also the preferences of juries and the personalities of judges.In just one hour, a plan was discussed and finalized.

This plan even planned what Dior would wear when he appeared in court.

Although Dior didn't understand their professional vocabulary from beginning to end, he felt very powerful.

However, Dior suspected that the reason for such efficiency was because they were in a competitive relationship with each other.If there are only one or two attorneys, they may deliberately delay the process in order to overcharge.

Don't think that because Tony is an inventor, they don't dare to do this. Professionals fool around with their professional knowledge, but ordinary people won't be able to tell the difference.

Just like you want to buy a lipstick for your girlfriend as a holiday surprise.You will be confused by the dazzling colors. If a good shopping guide comes at this time, you can buy a set of lipstick.

Although it’s expensive, you can give it away separately, one piece per month!

The premise is that you have a girlfriend!

You still have to have money!

The discussion was over, and Dio went to the top of Stark Tower to express his gratitude to Tony.

Although the anti-high temperature suit proposed last time was rejected, Dior came up with a new idea when he returned home.

Tony helped him find such a powerful team of lawyers. As a four-year-old cat who knows how to repay his kindness, Dio decided to give appropriate advice.

Don’t ask me which of the four things are, just go to Baidu yourself!

"Have you ever thought about getting a simplified version of protective clothing for Pepper? Even just a jacket and helmet can save her life at critical moments. It can also let her know that she is very important in your heart."

I remember that in Iron Man 3, Pepper got into trouble with Tony because he was addicted to the suit.