[Naruto/HP] Be a ninja magician

At first, Harry didn't notice anything wrong with Ichiha.

Like thousands of ordinary families, they lived an ordinary and peaceful life as always.

Even, their relationship is more harmonious than most heterosexual couples, so that when the housewives mutual aid group holds a tea party, Harry, as the head of the group, can always receive "two good men" after patiently listening to the housewives' complaints about their husbands. Why did they just get together?" envious sighs.

Then one day, Zilai also suddenly came to the door, holding a notebook and a pen in his hand, and a pair of glasses on the bridge of his nose, and said in a dignified manner that he would do an exclusive interview on some emotional issues.

Harry was not surprised, and explained the nature of the so-called 'exclusive interview': "Writing novels has hit a bottleneck again?"

Zilai also nodded, changed his pitiful expression, and looked at him helplessly: "I have submitted two editions before, and the publishing house was not satisfied. I really have no idea. Please!"

To clarify the cause and effect of this incident, we have to mention some past events.

In other words, Zilai, the great writer who was predicted to write a book, finally finished his first book with painstaking efforts after several years of collecting materials (and being beaten). novel.

Harry bought that book specially and read it. To be honest, it was quite well written. Judging by the literary level of ninjas, it can be regarded as the contemporary "Les Miserables".

But because there are so few ninjas who love to read, the main audience of the novel is ordinary civilians.Common people don't have the feelings of ninjas. Compared with 'honor', 'merit' and 'ninja', they care more about the almost invisible emotional line between the male lead and the female lead.

The publishing house received feedback from readers and asked Ji Laiya to make up a few extra stories about the male and female protagonists.Jiraiya has a lot of love history, but he has never talked about a serious relationship. He had no choice but to edit the love history between himself and Yihe that Harry had told him, and handed in the draft.

Unexpectedly, the extra articles were so popular because of this, the publishing house even opened a special column for Zilai in its own emotional journal, and invited manuscripts for a long time.

And then, and now—the romance novel writer who was forced to switch careers also ran out of inspiration all day long, and had to come to Harry for help every now and then.

Harry was very helpless: "You can't just collect information from me, why don't you ask others?"

"I asked!" Ji Lai also said, flipping through the notebook in his hand, "Wait a minute, I'll read it to you."

"I went to Yeying and Adai first, and asked: 'How did you and your wife get together?' They replied: 'We met each other on a blind date, and we got married if the conditions were suitable.' Not only them, I asked After interviewing a few descendants from aristocratic families, the answers are all similar."

"I think it may be that marriage has wiped out the enthusiasm for love. Why don't you ask the unmarried ones, and I will ask Minato: 'What do you like about the other half? How did you teach such an apprentice? ——He hesitated for a long time before saying: "Jiu Xinnai, she is a very energetic girl, just like the color of her hair, she is always enthusiastic, full of vigor, optimism, and sunshine." , Positive, and never back down when encountering setbacks. I remember when I was in Ninja Elementary School...' I don’t remember the latter, anyway, I just reminisced about the past, and I praised how good the girl was, and I talked for more than ten minutes Right—you should really look at his expression, it's so nasty, I get goosebumps thinking about it now." Ji Laiya rubbed his arms with lingering fear, his face was full of single dogs, and he was suddenly stuffed with dog food Later indignation.

"Then, I thought of Uchiha-kun who just got married last year—that is, the winner in life who married the daughter of the Uchiha patriarch's daughter. I don't know him very well, but for the sake of information, I went all out! I asked him: 'Can Would you like to share your relationship history?’ His answer was simple, he said: ‘No.’”

...This is indeed Fugaku's style.thought Harry.

He covered his mouth and coughed against Zilaiye's resentful gaze, forced his smile back, and compromised: "Okay, what do you want to know? Ask."

Jiraiya instantly revived with full blood, picked up a pen and paper, and began to ask questions with great interest.

Harry said everything he could say, and he made up an answer circle for what he couldn't say on the spot. He knew everything and said how much he needed to cooperate.

"Last question," Jiraiya pushed back the glasses that had almost slipped to the tip of his nose, "if there is a quarrel, who will usually seek peace first?"

This is simply a sub-question, and Harry opened his mouth to answer: "We have never quarreled."

Ji Lai also stopped writing, glanced at him from above the notebook, clearly disbelieving: "To be honest, this is human nature, and I won't laugh at you because of it."

Harry was a little puzzled: "What did I lie to you? For no reason, what can we quarrel with?"

Ji Lai also pointed his fingers and gave him examples: "For example, disagreement on some things, or something that was hidden from the other party but was discovered... Let alone living together, young couples in the passionate love period will inevitably have occasional quarrels. awkward."

Harry laughed: "Aren't these problems that can be solved through good communication? They are not teenagers anymore, so they won't quarrel over such trivial matters."

Ji Lai also still did not give up, and asked persistently: "Have you never had a fight? After all these years, not even once?"

"Don't tell me, there really isn't one."

Harry turned his face away and told Yihe about this as a joke. Yihe was sitting at the desk with his back facing him and was writing something. The letter paper is tightly blocked.

Harry didn't miss this little gesture, but he didn't take it too seriously, and joked casually, "Is there anything I can't read? Are you secretly writing love letters to others?"

Yihe gave him an angry stare: Don't talk nonsense!

Harry shrugged innocently, rolled up his sleeves, and went to the kitchen to cook.

Two days later, when Harry returned home after buying groceries, he found that Yihe was meeting guests in the living room.

The guest was a member of the Hyuga branch family, and his appearance looked familiar. Harry recalled that he had served as Ichiga's upbringing ninja when Ichiga was young, and it was he who came out in public at Hyuga's gathering. Helping to plead with the old patriarch.It can be said that he is the Hyuga clansman who has the best relationship with Ichiga among his peers.

The name is... Hinatagawa?

Yihe is withdrawn by nature, since he broke up with his family a few years ago, there is not much social interaction left.Harry hadn't seen him in normal contact with his clansmen for a long time, and seeing this scene now, he was both surprised and happy, and felt from the bottom of his heart that it was a wise decision to persuade Yihe to go back to attend the engagement banquet on the day difference.

His gaze was so intense that the two Hinatas misunderstood his intentions and fell silent at the same time, casting searching gazes at him.

"Leave me alone, you can continue talking." Harry smiled, "I'll get you some tea."

When he finished making tea and came out with a tray, he found that Chuan had already left.

After seeing off the guest, Yi He closed the door, and before he could ask, he took the initiative to explain: "He has a mission, and he just came by the way to catch up on the old days, so we don't want to delay too long."

Harry was dubious, but nodded anyway.

After a period of time, as long as Yihe is at home on vacation, members of the Hyuga clan will come to visit.They were all young people in their 30s and [-]s, either alone or in groups, but apart from Chuan, they were all new faces, and Harry didn't know them.

The Hyuga and the others never stayed for long, and they often got up and left one after another as soon as Harry came home, as if he was afraid that Harry would eavesdrop on their conversation.

If these abnormalities were not enough to arouse Harry's vigilance, then it would be difficult for him not to care about what happened afterwards.

——Ichiga quietly retired from Anbe.

The reason why he said it quietly was because he didn't even mention it to Harry, and even after retiring, he still maintained a schedule of missions every now and then, staying away from home all day long.Harry got the news of his retirement from Orange Water.

Not only that, but Cheng Shui's original words at the time were: "Brother, have you deducted Yi He Jun's living expenses? He has received such a large retirement subsidy, why is he asking me to borrow money?"

Due to the particularity and high-risk nature of the work, Konoha Anbe not only has high task remuneration, but also receives subsidies according to the number of years of service when he retires. Ichiga has worked in Anbe for 15 years, and the amount of subsidies is naturally quite considerable.According to Orange Water, he retired from Anbu because he was in urgent need of money, and the huge retirement subsidy couldn't meet his funding gap.

No matter how many bad guesses and expectations Harry had because of this, it would be useless to find the parties to verify.

He tried several times to get in touch with no results, so he just kept on doing nothing, and transferred 1000 million taels to Yihe's name through his own account.

Within a day, Yihe took the initiative to come home.

He frowned tightly, and when Harry opened his mouth, he asked, "How do you know..."

"How did I know that you were raising money? Didn't I?" Harry didn't intend to make too much of a joke, so he quickly grabbed the conversation and replied, "Orange Water told me——she thought I was deducting your living expenses, but give me a good meal." training."

Yihe closed his mouth annoyed, thought for a while, and wanted to speak again, Harry stepped forward and said, "The money in your account? That's right, I transferred it to you. The money you borrowed from Orange Water, I'll pay it back for you by the way too. You're welcome."

Yihe knew that he was being unreasonable, so every time Harry said a word, his momentum became a little lower, and soon, his initial aggressiveness was gone.

He was stunned, and after a while, he asked nonchalantly, "You... Where did you get so much money?"

Harry was also taken aback by the question: "I made money. Don't you know that I partner with someone to do business in the capital?"

"But don't you use all the money you earn from doing business to pay for your daily expenses?" Yihe said, "Water and electricity bills, living expenses, Shuo Maojun's medical expenses, children's tuition fees, and mortgage..."

Harry interrupted him: "Wait, when did I say I had to pay the mortgage? I paid for this apartment in full."

"...The one on the other side?"

"The set given to Orange Water on the opposite side is also the full payment, and it was paid in one lump sum that year."

Yihe has always controlled his emotions very well, but this time, he rarely showed a shocked expression of astonishment.

"How can you make so much money in business?" he asked.

"You didn't know?" Harry asked back.

"You never told me that!"

"The ledger is on the table all the time, I thought you would read it!"

The two looked at each other in blank dismay.

Thanks to Harry still remembering the original intention, he forcibly brought back the topic that was drifting away: "Let's not talk about anything else. You're done asking, it's my turn to ask?——What do you want so much money for?"

Yihe stopped talking, and the atmosphere became tense again.

Harry tried to slow down his tone as much as possible, and persuaded him earnestly: "I will not interfere with your decision, Yihe, you have enough freedom to do what you want. But, you must at least tell me what you plan to do."

Yihe still didn't say a word, pursed his lips, lowered his eyes to avoid his gaze, and put on a posture of refusing to communicate.

Having known each other for many years, Harry has already figured out Yihe's temper, knowing that it would be futile to say more in this situation.

He sighed helplessly and said in a low voice, "I'm worried about you."

This method has been tried and tested repeatedly. Before Harry finished speaking, Yihe's attitude softened obviously.

He secretly glanced at Harry, hesitated, thought over and over again, and finally said, "I want to buy a property."

There are two or three in everything. Now that Yihe has let go, the conversation after that will be logical.Without much effort, Harry came up with a series of relevant information, including the detailed configuration, location, history, price and so on of the house.

It was an independent house with a remote location and a relatively long history. It originally belonged to the Qianshou family and was sold by the sons and daughters who moved into the building because the owner passed away in old age.The only advantage is that the furniture is complete (after all, it is a traditional Japanese-style house, and all the furniture is not much different), and the price is cheap.

Considering that as the two children in the family grow older, they will need more and more private space, and Harry is also considering changing rooms recently, and Ichika's idea can be said to be right in his arms.

He cleared his mind, and the gloom of the past few days was swept away: "Isn't this a good thing, why are you still hiding it and not telling me? You met your clansmen frequently before, and you were asking them to borrow money? Pay back the money. I'll make up the difference for you. And I'm retiring from Anbu... Well, forget it, this is actually a good thing, the official establishment is justified, and you can earn a lot of missions, so why bother working hard in Anbu."

Harry babbled a lot, and found that Yihe's expression became more and more unnatural the more he listened, so he stopped talking and asked, "What's wrong? Yihe?"

Yihe didn't answer.

Harry can be called short-sighted when he is loose, but when he is serious, he is more perceptive than anyone else.He slowly withdrew his smile, thought for a while, and said, "I almost forgot to ask, why did you suddenly think of buying a house?"

After a long period of silence, Yihe finally answered.

He stared at his toes, and said in a low voice, barely audible: "I'm going to move out."