Marvel's Dimension Store
Chapter 33 Sakata Gintoki's Way of Making Money
In the evening, the afterglow of the setting sun shines on Kabukicho, and the sound of car horns echoes in the wide streets.
Sakata Gintoki, who had completed daily tasks such as walking around the streets, playing steel balls, and drinking, dragged his drunken body back to the door of the house.
"Hiccup~~!"
Sakata Gintoki hiccupped, pressed the door with his left hand, and moved it to the left. Being drunk, he didn't see the scene inside the door clearly, and walked in staggeringly.
As soon as he entered the door, a wave of information appeared in his mind out of thin air, the drunkenness dissipated immediately, and he sobered up instantly.
"Dimensional store? Can any wish come true?"
Sakata Gintoki's pupils dilated, and he stared blankly at the front. He seemed to be in deep thought, but also seemed to be distracted. He didn't move as if petrified.
Mu Yang looked past the "Gu Yi who is full of retirement life" and looked at the new customers who just entered the store. He didn't buy customer information with one click, but guessed with great interest.
Is it cosplay?Or is it me?
"Oh~!"
Sakata Yinshi punched his left palm with his right fist, and suddenly said, "I understand, Yinsang, I must be dreaming!"
"Ahaha...that's right, it must be a dream! Ahaha..."
"Yeah!" Sakata Gintoki smiled awkwardly, scratching the back of his head with his left hand, "Is it because Kagura's terrifying appetite caused too much pressure on me? I think about it day and night, and I want someone who can fulfill any wish." Where can I solve the problem?"
"That's right, that's right!"
Sakata Gintoki nodded in satisfaction, as if he was very satisfied with his reasoning, his proud expression seemed to say: As expected of me, my brain is still turning very fast in my dream.
Very interesting!
Mu Yang commented on Sakata Gintoki's one-man show, and suggested by the way, "It's very easy to verify whether it's a dream or not! You pinch your face, if you don't feel pain, it's a dream, and if you feel pain, it's reality."
"It makes sense." Sakata Gintoki agreed very much when he heard that, he raised his right hand to pinch the right cheek, and pulled it hard.
"Okay...it hurts!!!"
After a few minutes……
Sakata Gintoki with a red cheek on his right sat beside Gu Yi, staring at the virtual screen with a solemn face.
The dazzling array of products in the mall made Sakata Gintoki feel a little unreal, but the pain on his cheek reminded him that what is in front of him is the truth.
Looking at the miraculous products in the mall, and looking at his balance, Sakata Gintoki immediately put on a pain mask.
Why?Why!
According to the general routine, shouldn't I be treated like the protagonist of a comic when I get the golden finger?
But why do I feel that the script has not changed, it is still a poor samurai.
Could it be that Lord God was also drunk like Yinsang, so he forgot to change the script for Yinsang?
"Ah~~"
Life is not easy, Yinsang sighed.
Want to make up for past regrets, the road is long and difficult.
"Then let's lower some requirements and exchange some small money to make up for the family."
"Hey, let me see..." Gintoki Sakata swipe the virtual screen with his finger, and use the search function to find the product he wants to buy, "One mall money can be exchanged for one ton of yen..."
After finishing the chanting, Sakata Yinshi was taken aback for a moment, then opened his eyes angrily, and shouted in a broken voice, "What the hell kind of unit of measurement is this?! When did the unit of measurement of money become a ton?"
"How much do you think a pile of paper is worth?" Mu Yang asked back.
Sakata Gintoki was speechless.
Truth be told, money is indeed paper.
So Sakata Gintoki was no longer surprised by the unusual unit of measurement for banknotes in the mall, but considered the money-making plan (referring to the mall money).
"The money exchanged in the mall is real, right?" Sakata Gintoki raised his head and asked.
"Of course it's real money." Mu Yang replied without hesitation.
"That's good."
Receiving Mu Yang's affirmative answer, Sakata Yinshi immediately exchanged one kilogram of banknotes and returned to his own world.
"A very interesting person." Gu Yi has lived for hundreds of years, met countless people, and has his own way of knowing people.
"He is indeed an interesting person." Mu Yang agreed with Gu Yi's statement.
………………
………………
Gintama plane.
On the second floor of Kabukicho Takashi Tavern, corridor.
Looking at the city bathed in the afterglow of the setting sun, Sakata Gintoki took a deep breath to calm down the turmoil in his heart. When he turned and walked towards the stairs, his eyes swept across the door. The scene inside the door was the entrance, which had returned to normal.
Proceeding along the street, Sakata Gintoki walked in a hurry and went straight to Hiraga Gengai's residence.
If there are any valuable items that can be easily obtained, what Sakata Gintoki can think of is the mechanical artifacts in the warehouse full of Mr. Gengai, which can be bought with money.
Clang~!clang--!
Taking a short cut through seven or eight narrow alleys, Sakata Gintoki has come to the vicinity of the mechanical hall of Mr. Li Yuangai, and the sound of metal knocking has reached his ears.
Entering the Machinery Hall, you will be greeted by various mechanical devices stacked in the corners of the house, as well as the old man from Yuanwai who assembles a certain mechanical product in the center of the house.
Sakata Ginshi walked to those mechanical devices that were piled up at random, bent down and looked down, and shouted, "Old man, what do you want me to do with all these machines?"
Gintoki Sakata tries prostitution.
"Pay if you want." Yuan Wai said without looking back.
The free prostitution failed, and Sakata Gintoki tried to prostitute again, "We are so familiar, it's all trash, why don't you take money?"
"Oh, the time when the money is cut off is the time when fate is gone." Yuan Wai sneered and said coldly.
The prostitute failed again, Sakata Gintoki scratched his head, "Okay, then sell me cheaper."
Hearing this, Hiraga Gengai's hands that assembled the mechanical device froze, and slowly turned his head to stare at Sakata Gintoki.
Even though he was wearing goggles, Gintoki Sakata still felt a scrutinizing gaze.
"Yinshi, you are very strange today."
Under the influence of Gengai Hiraga, Sakata Gintoki always asked to mention it quickly every time he came to him, and when talking about money, he would either keep silent or talk about him.
In short, they either have no money or don't want to give it.
It is extremely outrageous and strange to decide to give money in a few words like now.
"Are you going to die?" Yuan Wai asked.
"Stinky old man, what are you talking about!" Sakata Yinshi was furious, "Don't you just give me some money? Is there any need to make such a fuss? Is it different when I go to an izakaya?"
Gengai gave Sakata Gintoki a look for himself to understand, but through the goggles, Sakata Gintoki, who couldn't see it, saw the old man Gengai's rebuttal, thought that his words made the old man speechless, nodded in satisfaction, and no longer Worry about what's ahead.
Instead, he said with a sad face, "I just understand one thing, money is really worthless."
We talk about money here, while others talk about tons of money.
"I understand." The old man Yuan Wai nodded solemnly, "Your mind is indeed out of order today, wait, I'll call an ambulance for you right now."
"Smelly old man!!!"
Sakata Gintoki, who had completed daily tasks such as walking around the streets, playing steel balls, and drinking, dragged his drunken body back to the door of the house.
"Hiccup~~!"
Sakata Gintoki hiccupped, pressed the door with his left hand, and moved it to the left. Being drunk, he didn't see the scene inside the door clearly, and walked in staggeringly.
As soon as he entered the door, a wave of information appeared in his mind out of thin air, the drunkenness dissipated immediately, and he sobered up instantly.
"Dimensional store? Can any wish come true?"
Sakata Gintoki's pupils dilated, and he stared blankly at the front. He seemed to be in deep thought, but also seemed to be distracted. He didn't move as if petrified.
Mu Yang looked past the "Gu Yi who is full of retirement life" and looked at the new customers who just entered the store. He didn't buy customer information with one click, but guessed with great interest.
Is it cosplay?Or is it me?
"Oh~!"
Sakata Yinshi punched his left palm with his right fist, and suddenly said, "I understand, Yinsang, I must be dreaming!"
"Ahaha...that's right, it must be a dream! Ahaha..."
"Yeah!" Sakata Gintoki smiled awkwardly, scratching the back of his head with his left hand, "Is it because Kagura's terrifying appetite caused too much pressure on me? I think about it day and night, and I want someone who can fulfill any wish." Where can I solve the problem?"
"That's right, that's right!"
Sakata Gintoki nodded in satisfaction, as if he was very satisfied with his reasoning, his proud expression seemed to say: As expected of me, my brain is still turning very fast in my dream.
Very interesting!
Mu Yang commented on Sakata Gintoki's one-man show, and suggested by the way, "It's very easy to verify whether it's a dream or not! You pinch your face, if you don't feel pain, it's a dream, and if you feel pain, it's reality."
"It makes sense." Sakata Gintoki agreed very much when he heard that, he raised his right hand to pinch the right cheek, and pulled it hard.
"Okay...it hurts!!!"
After a few minutes……
Sakata Gintoki with a red cheek on his right sat beside Gu Yi, staring at the virtual screen with a solemn face.
The dazzling array of products in the mall made Sakata Gintoki feel a little unreal, but the pain on his cheek reminded him that what is in front of him is the truth.
Looking at the miraculous products in the mall, and looking at his balance, Sakata Gintoki immediately put on a pain mask.
Why?Why!
According to the general routine, shouldn't I be treated like the protagonist of a comic when I get the golden finger?
But why do I feel that the script has not changed, it is still a poor samurai.
Could it be that Lord God was also drunk like Yinsang, so he forgot to change the script for Yinsang?
"Ah~~"
Life is not easy, Yinsang sighed.
Want to make up for past regrets, the road is long and difficult.
"Then let's lower some requirements and exchange some small money to make up for the family."
"Hey, let me see..." Gintoki Sakata swipe the virtual screen with his finger, and use the search function to find the product he wants to buy, "One mall money can be exchanged for one ton of yen..."
After finishing the chanting, Sakata Yinshi was taken aback for a moment, then opened his eyes angrily, and shouted in a broken voice, "What the hell kind of unit of measurement is this?! When did the unit of measurement of money become a ton?"
"How much do you think a pile of paper is worth?" Mu Yang asked back.
Sakata Gintoki was speechless.
Truth be told, money is indeed paper.
So Sakata Gintoki was no longer surprised by the unusual unit of measurement for banknotes in the mall, but considered the money-making plan (referring to the mall money).
"The money exchanged in the mall is real, right?" Sakata Gintoki raised his head and asked.
"Of course it's real money." Mu Yang replied without hesitation.
"That's good."
Receiving Mu Yang's affirmative answer, Sakata Yinshi immediately exchanged one kilogram of banknotes and returned to his own world.
"A very interesting person." Gu Yi has lived for hundreds of years, met countless people, and has his own way of knowing people.
"He is indeed an interesting person." Mu Yang agreed with Gu Yi's statement.
………………
………………
Gintama plane.
On the second floor of Kabukicho Takashi Tavern, corridor.
Looking at the city bathed in the afterglow of the setting sun, Sakata Gintoki took a deep breath to calm down the turmoil in his heart. When he turned and walked towards the stairs, his eyes swept across the door. The scene inside the door was the entrance, which had returned to normal.
Proceeding along the street, Sakata Gintoki walked in a hurry and went straight to Hiraga Gengai's residence.
If there are any valuable items that can be easily obtained, what Sakata Gintoki can think of is the mechanical artifacts in the warehouse full of Mr. Gengai, which can be bought with money.
Clang~!clang--!
Taking a short cut through seven or eight narrow alleys, Sakata Gintoki has come to the vicinity of the mechanical hall of Mr. Li Yuangai, and the sound of metal knocking has reached his ears.
Entering the Machinery Hall, you will be greeted by various mechanical devices stacked in the corners of the house, as well as the old man from Yuanwai who assembles a certain mechanical product in the center of the house.
Sakata Ginshi walked to those mechanical devices that were piled up at random, bent down and looked down, and shouted, "Old man, what do you want me to do with all these machines?"
Gintoki Sakata tries prostitution.
"Pay if you want." Yuan Wai said without looking back.
The free prostitution failed, and Sakata Gintoki tried to prostitute again, "We are so familiar, it's all trash, why don't you take money?"
"Oh, the time when the money is cut off is the time when fate is gone." Yuan Wai sneered and said coldly.
The prostitute failed again, Sakata Gintoki scratched his head, "Okay, then sell me cheaper."
Hearing this, Hiraga Gengai's hands that assembled the mechanical device froze, and slowly turned his head to stare at Sakata Gintoki.
Even though he was wearing goggles, Gintoki Sakata still felt a scrutinizing gaze.
"Yinshi, you are very strange today."
Under the influence of Gengai Hiraga, Sakata Gintoki always asked to mention it quickly every time he came to him, and when talking about money, he would either keep silent or talk about him.
In short, they either have no money or don't want to give it.
It is extremely outrageous and strange to decide to give money in a few words like now.
"Are you going to die?" Yuan Wai asked.
"Stinky old man, what are you talking about!" Sakata Yinshi was furious, "Don't you just give me some money? Is there any need to make such a fuss? Is it different when I go to an izakaya?"
Gengai gave Sakata Gintoki a look for himself to understand, but through the goggles, Sakata Gintoki, who couldn't see it, saw the old man Gengai's rebuttal, thought that his words made the old man speechless, nodded in satisfaction, and no longer Worry about what's ahead.
Instead, he said with a sad face, "I just understand one thing, money is really worthless."
We talk about money here, while others talk about tons of money.
"I understand." The old man Yuan Wai nodded solemnly, "Your mind is indeed out of order today, wait, I'll call an ambulance for you right now."
"Smelly old man!!!"
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