Pokémon Evolution

"Haha! This kid pretended to be quite elegant when he was eating. Then he was beaten so hard that he vomited blood. How do you treat him?"

"Isn't this guy just here to make a living?"

"Shh... keep your voice down. I heard that country people have viruses on their teeth. Be careful of getting bitten by him."

Hearing these whispers, Kirito flashed his big white teeth and smiled, shaking his head and continuing to eat.

The little bird beside him felt uncomfortable being stared at, so he whispered to Kirito: "Hey! Kirito, let's go!"

Kirito grabbed the little bird's arm and comforted him: "It's okay, just keep eating. When have I ever done something I wasn't sure about?"

The little bird nodded hesitantly, but the fork in his hand was inserted and pulled out repeatedly on the Kentero steak in front of him.It was obvious that she was quite uneasy.

The fifteen or sixteen-year-old boy sitting at the dining table asked this seemingly very calm countryman: "How do these dishes taste? They are the specialty dishes of the chef of a Michelin three-star hotel in Nagapan City. You can eat them elsewhere. If not, it took a lot of effort for my chef to learn it.”

Kirito didn't hesitate and replied: "Yeah! It's not bad!"

The young man added: "It's quite a coincidence that the chef's surname is also Nakamura."

Kirito paused his hand, looked at the young man with a strange expression, and said seriously: "It's no coincidence, the chef you are talking about is my mother."

There was an uproar all around.

The young man was stunned for a moment, then returned his normal smile and stretched out his hand to Kirito: "Sure enough, a person cannot be judged by his appearance. My name is Xiaoji, nice to meet you!"

Kirito put down the chicken drumstick in his hand and held his hand without wiping his oily hands: "Oh! I'm very unhappy!"

The moment Kirito held Xiaoji with his greasy hand, Xiaoji frowned imperceptibly, pulled out his hand without a trace, and asked, "Oh? Why did Brother Nakamura say that?"

Kirito picked up the napkin on the side and wiped his hands, and said: "I'm unhappy because I think you should wait until I finish typing. I hope that the lack of appearance is not because of my mother, but because I am better than myself." You are stronger than you think!"

Xiaoji took out the handkerchief he carried with him and wiped the greasiness on his hands, stood up and said, "Very good, I'll wait and see." Then he walked out.

Kirito also stood up: "Little bird, let's go! Let me show you what it means to have one man stand against a thousand men!"

……

There was such a big commotion, and the school teachers quickly got the news.It also reached the principal's ears as quickly as possible.

However, what is surprising is that the principal only said, "The future is theirs after all, let them go!" and then ignored him.

Standing on a battle field with no attributes, Kirito threw out mosquito-repellent tadpoles and imitated a certain neon star with a bad accent, saying: "Those who want to die, line up and come one by one!"

Kirito was going to have a Pokémon battle with a group of second-generation ancestors, so of course he wouldn't forget to kill them all. As expected, he took out a bunch of money from his bag and said, "Let's do this. I'm so swollen, I won't be able to win a lot." No, I have 1 gold coins in banknotes here, I’m allin! 1 versus [-], who comes first?”

It's too arrogant to just throw out the elf when you come up without looking at what the other side is using!

A young man with a mohawk walked out from the crowd and said with his nostrils pointed in the sky: "I'll go first! I'm Brother Wei from the junior class. I've disliked you from the beginning."

"Go! You're dumb! Look at the suppression of my absolute attributes!"

After a burst of red light, a huge pitcher plant...er...flower appeared in front of everyone.

Kirito touched his chin and pondered for a moment: "Hmm...you're dumb! Rogue tadpole, use Begging for Rain!"

A small dark cloud gathered over the venue, and the rain slowly began to fall, and soon water accumulated on the surface of the venue.The mosquito-repellent tadpoles made a cheerful sound, and their feet slapped rapidly in the water, causing a splash of water.

The rain wet his cheeks, but not his burning fighting spirit.Looking at the students around him, he couldn't help but think, maybe it was like this when Guan Yu passed five levels and killed six generals alone, right?How heroic that scene was

"Run away, you gangster tadpole! Let's fight one by one!"

The boy with the mohawk snorted coldly: "It's just grandstanding! He talks stupidly and uses a vine whip!"

Kirito picked his nose with disdain and said, "Just give it as many times as you like. If it doesn't work, use your tail to whip away its whip. You can watch the rest!"

The mosquito-repellent tadpole reacts very quickly, without even looking at its movements. It can avoid the shadow of the whip with a slight tilt of its body or a slight jump.In an instant, he was next to Kuduhua, and the tail of the mosquito-repellent tadpole lit up with a white light and drew towards Kuduhua.

It was too late, then it was so fast. Without Kirito's command, the series of movements of the mosquito-repellent tadpole were as smooth as clouds and flowing water.The mohawk-haired boy Wei Ge couldn't react at all, and only said two words: "Hide quickly..."

Kouduhua didn't have time to react and was immediately whipped out.Instant kill!

"You're so shameless! How can an elf trainer not take command during a battle! I want to compete again." The boy with a mohawk was full of incomprehension. He had never encountered such a situation before!Not to mention the one with attribute restraint was instantly killed.

Kirito pointed at the mohawk head Viagra forcefully and shook his finger.It is obviously the pose that Bruce Lee used to use when he pretended to be 13 in his previous life.

"You're so young! No~no~no~ you'd better practice for another 100 years!" Then he shouted to the others: "The game continues! I'm allin! Next one!"

Whether it is grass type, electric type, or other types.The elves in the junior class are at best unable to withstand the three moves of mosquito-repellent tadpoles.In the blink of an eye, the gambling capital increased from 250 gold coins to [-] gold coins!

Even intermediate and advanced players need a lot of courage to get this kind of gambling capital.

Kirito touched the head of the mosquito-repellent tadpole who looked very tired. The mosquito-repellent tadpole was very helpful.

Kirito asked loudly: "Who else? Who else?!!"

"First, attribute restraint may not necessarily win, unless the levels are the same. Second, battles are not all about the hard data, but also the ability to adapt at any time! Third, what I want to tell you is that through If you work hard, the water type can still defeat the grass and electric types! It will also be useful on pets with other attributes!"

"Learn! Apply it, that's what you should do. Come on, who else?!" Kirito said in a high-sounding voice, but he was thinking in his heart, "Everything is for money, everything is for money..."

"How many more do you have? I have three hundred... You can lend me 250 first..." Finally!One person in the intermediate class couldn't bear it any longer, collected enough money and shouted, "And me! My Gyarados is already so hungry and thirsty!"

The man walked out step by step, actually walking on two-foot-long stilts. Counting the length of the stilts, he was 1.7 meters tall...

Kirito couldn't help but sigh, this is the standard Japanese figure!This guy must be of pure blood!In this case, I have to take care of him!

Not for anything else, just for the phrase "Don't forget the national humiliation!"