(One Piece) I am Sanji

"It tastes good, much better than ordinary green vegetables."

At noon, the abbot used the green vegetables ripened by the spiritual water to make one dish and one soup, and added the rice cooked with the spiritual water. The taste was even better than delicacies from mountains and seas.

The abbot usually stays at home and is used to eating big fish and meat, but now his mouth is almost fading out. Now that he has spiritual water, his desire for meat has eased a lot.

"System, is there a way to get money?" After the meal, the abbot asked while supporting his chubby stomach.

"Yes!" The system's answer was very concise.

"Really? Let's talk about it quickly..." The abbot was a little suspicious. According to the urine nature of the system, it is definitely not that simple.

"lottery……"

"Why don't you die?" Sure enough, the system's answer made the abbot feel pained.

"Hey, I can't do this!" The system chuckled, very cunningly.

"It's just you, a fool, who will let me draw a lottery to draw RMB, which is a waste of my precious times." The abbot felt contemptuous in his heart,

"Forget it, I still think of other ways, it's useless to ask you." The abbot complained in his heart.

Now there is no one in the temple except him. I have been an urbanite for more than 20 years, even if I like quietness, I can't stand it. "If I don't want to find a way to get a wifi, I'm going to be autistic!"

"Host, if you feel this way, the main reason is that you haven't practiced enough. Bodhidharma faced the wall for three years. Before enlightenment, the Buddha also sat under the Bodhi tree for seven to 49 days, and finally realized the Way of Tathagata."

"Can this be compared? They are all masters of Buddhism, and I was just an ordinary person a few days ago..." The abbot felt helpless. Can he compare himself with the legendary Bodhidharma Patriarch and Tathagata Buddha?

"So you're discouraged? Don't you want to return to vulgarity? You don't want to marry a wife and have children?" The system's joking voice sounded in the abbot's head.

"Fuck you! What the hell are you saying, do I want to? When I become a Buddha in the future, I won't be a man if I don't get you out and beat me up!" .

"Host, you violated the precept again!" The system chuckled, and a strong electric current swept through the abbot's whole body instantly.

"Damn it, I forgot about this..." The abbot trembled all over, and traces of electric light swam around him.

One minute later, the electric current subsided, and the abbot's body was still twitching.

"System, do you need electrotherapy every time you say a bad word?" The abbot opened his mouth, and a puff of black smoke came out of his mouth.

"The host's practice is not enough, so he can only be supervised by punishment..." the system said lightly.

"Not enough practice? It means that in the future, if I practice enough, I can swear?" the abbot said angrily!

"Please host to experience it yourself!"

"Go to your uncle!" This time the abbot had a long memory, he didn't say it, but thought it in his heart.

"..." The system was speechless for a moment,

"Forget it, I have nothing to do, I'll start my vegetable garden again..." Seeing that the system ignored him, the abbot directly picked up the military shovel and walked out of the yard, preparing to continue to ripen the seeds with spiritual water.

The abbot's vegetable garden is on the left side of the temple. It occupies a small area of ​​about ten square meters. Now all the vegetables in it have grown up, and the tender green color is very pleasing.

"Crack..." The abbot picked up a vegetable and put it directly into his mouth, a sweet taste filled his mouth.

"It's not bad to eat raw, although it's not as good as fruit." After chewing a few times, the vegetables were swallowed.

"Start work..." The abbot picked up the military shovel that had been folded into a hoe, and began to dig the soil line by line from the side of the temple wall. After a while, a new piece of land about ten meters long and five meters wide was reclaimed.

Then the abbot planted the seeds one by one, sprinkled with spiritual water, and began to recite the "Heart Sutra".

After three times of "Heart Sutra", most of the vegetables grew to fifteen centimeters.Then the abbot chopped down some branches and surrounded the vegetable garden, and another two hours passed.

Lin Ba Dao is an idiot from the Lin family village. He looks just like his name, with a full face. He idles around the village all day long, doing sneaky things when he has nothing to do.

Today he was wandering around in the village, looking for a target to attack. He accidentally heard rumors in the village that there was a temple on Wuming Mountain, which was seen by old man Lin who went up to collect medicine. Drinking the water in the water makes people feel comfortable, just like fairy water.Others said that when old man Lin was going down the mountain, he met a wild boar, who was still a monk in the temple, and he knocked down a big tree with his iron head skill before scaring it away.

Lin Badao scoffed at these rumors in the village, could temples fall from the sky?Drinking water can make people feel comfortable?Can a human head break a tree?These obviously deceptive little tricks.

So Lin Badao, who didn't believe in evil, took his two little followers, the third idiot and the second bald boy, up the mountain together, planning to go up the mountain to see if there was really any fairy water. If it was true, he wouldn't mind getting some of it.

"Boss... Boss, is there really... really... temple... temple in this mountain?" Walking on the mountain road, the three idiots asked with a smirk on their faces.

"Stupid... Do you really think there is a Buddha in this world? I think it's probably because old man Lin was frightened stupid by the wild boar and had hallucinations." Lin Badao didn't speak, and the second bald man walking beside him knocked the third fool on the head and said.

"Heh...heh...my mother said yes..." The three fools said with a smirk.

The conversation between the two seemed very idiotic to Lin Badao, so he turned around and roared, "Why are you arguing! Don't you know when you get there?"

"Yeah..." The second bald man and the third fool nodded quickly.

After Lin Badao turned his head, the second bald man pulled the third fool over and whispered in his ear. "Hush... Boss didn't get the goods today, and I'm annoyed. Let's be careful."

The three idiots smirked, and said with a loud voice, "Yesterday I... didn't we just steal... a chicken..." I didn't notice that the face of the second bald man on the side turned green.

"Nima coins..." the second bald man cursed secretly, and quickly covered the third fool's big mouth with his hand.

"Steal? Stealing you is paralyzed, how many times have I told you that we call it borrowing... we will pay it back in the future!" Lin Badao, who was walking in front, stopped and his face was full of anger. He hated people saying that he stole things the most. No, every time he goes out to steal, he calls it borrowing.Because when he was in elementary school, he heard from the teacher in the school that he would borrow and repay, and it was not difficult to borrow again.

"Yes... I'm sorry, Boss, I'll teach him a lesson right now!" The second bald man quickly pulled the third fool to bow his head to admit his mistake, Lin Ba Dao is notoriously domineering.

"Next time, you two will take a cold shower for me!" Lin Badao snorted coldly before continuing to walk up the mountain.

"I don't... I don't take a cold shower..." The three fools stammered with excitement all over their bodies.

"Shut up, don't talk about it, or I'll throw you in later!" The bald man was also trembling all over, Lin Badao didn't hit or swear at anyone, he got annoyed, and threw him directly into the water, and didn't allow him to get up for a long time. The last time he and the three idiots angered Lin Badao, they were thrown directly into the water in winter, almost freezing into popsicles.

"Oh... oh..." The three idiots hurriedly covered their mouths and nodded repeatedly.

The three of them walked all the way to the place where the villagers rumored that the monk broke the big tree.I saw a big tree with a diameter of [-] centimeters fell on the side of the road. Judging from the traces, it really seemed that it fell just two days ago.

"Boss... there is really a big broken tree here!" Er Baldy swallowed his saliva, wondering if it was really so mysterious.

"Wow...wow...really...really amazing...you say...say that monk...one...can hit people...to death with one head?" The third idiot yelled even more, strangling the second bald man neck, making him roll his eyes.

Lin Badao also held his breath, and walked towards the bottom of the broken tree, then touched the broken place with his hands, and knocked the three idiots hard on the head. "Bump what, you see what this is..."

"This is... a termite?" Erbald, who escaped from the hands of the three fools, looked at the broken part of the big tree. The section of the tree was broken, and there were some small white ants crawling inside. "I just said that it is impossible to have any iron-headed skills. I think the monk that old man Lin mentioned is also bragging. It was just a coincidence!"

"Let's go, let's go and see where the temple old man Lin said is!" Lin Badao patted the dust on his hands. The three fools and the two bald men continued to walk up the mountain.

After walking on the rugged mountain road for more than half an hour, an antique temple suddenly appeared in the eyes of the three of them. Lin Badao's eyes showed shock. He was sure that there was no temple here before, and it must have been newly built recently.

But looking back, it’s not right. The only way up the mountain is in front of their village. It stands to reason that it’s impossible for the villagers not to know about such a large project, or there are other ways up the mountain?

"Boss, there really is a temple here!" Erbald's eyes were filled with shock.

Lin Badao looked around, but did not find any newer traces. He was very puzzled, "Could it be that this temple has been here for a long time?"

"Impossible," Lin Badao shook his head. When he went hunting last year, he didn't find any temples here.

"I...I'm going to worship...the Buddha...the Buddha..." The three idiots saw the temple and giggled,

"Okay, let's go in, I just feel uncomfortable climbing the mountain, let's see if there is such a magical water..." Lin Badao nodded directly,

Then the three of them stepped up to the three steps at the gate of the temple, pushed open the gate, and saw a large empty yard, with nothing but a few weeds in it.If the abbot knew that the bodhi tree he planted and the vegetables he grew were regarded as weeds, he would probably vomit blood.

Then the three of them entered the temple, and saw a white-clothed monk chanting sutras in the Buddhist hall. Lin Ba and the others walked into the Buddhist hall. The abbot who was chanting sutras opened his eyes and stood up from the futon.

"Hello, benefactors. I am the abbot of Baiyun Temple. Can I help?" It doesn't look like a good person. "Amitabha, sin, sin, maybe I shouldn't wear colored glasses."

"Haha, host, the Buddha said that all living beings are equal, and you have understood a little bit." The system suddenly popped up from the abbot's mind.

"Crap..." the abbot cursed inwardly.

"I want to worship Buddha... I want to worship Buddha..." Just as the abbot was confronting the system in his mind, the three fools pointed to the Buddha statue and jumped up happily.

"100 yuan once!" The abbot raised a finger. To pray to Buddha, you need to burn incense, and you need to pay for burning incense. He is not a saint, and anyone will pay for it.

"Money? I... my mother gave me two hundred, so I'll give it to you!" The three fools laughed silly, and took out 200 yuan of crumpled money from their shoes.

"Damn it!" the abbot cursed secretly, pinched his nose, and took out 100 yuan.

"Damn..." Lin Badao and the second bald man ran through ten thousand muddy horses in their hearts, and the three fools actually hid private money for a long time!

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