Pirate Elf Cat

"Hey, uncle, who are you? Are you also a pirate?" Mew Meow, who had been chatting with Leon for a long time, finally realized that this was the first time he met this person, so he asked.

Leon heard Mew Miao ask about himself, thought for a moment and said with a smile: "Hahaha, I am not a pirate. Pirates will run away when they see me. If you really want to say that, then I am just a pirate." A passing salted fish.”

"Salted fish..." Hearing this word, Mr. Miao Miao pondered. If I remember correctly, salted fish is dried fish pickled with salt...dried fish!

"Suck, suck, suck..."

Leon saw Mew Meow lowering his head after he finished speaking, not knowing what he was thinking. Just when Leon was about to ask, he saw Mow Meow suddenly raise his head, with glistening saliva shining at the corner of his mouth.

What is this kid thinking about? ! !

After staring closely at Meow Meow and being prepared to stop Meow Meow at any time, Leon said: "Since our target is Moonlight Moria, then I will not take action and leave it to you. I am here Take a break and call me when you’re done.”

After finishing speaking, Leon actually sat down against the corner, crossed his hands behind his head, and dozed off in a comfortable position, falling asleep instantly.

Meow Meow watched helplessly as Leon fell asleep against the wall. I looked in front of me and then behind me, not sure which way I should go to find my partner.

He closed his eyes and tried to sense it, but found no trace of his partner in his sensing range.

In desperation, Meow Meow walked to Leon and squatted down, wanting to ask him. As a result, before he could speak, he couldn't help but drool at the corner of his mouth.

I glanced at Leon's long and pointed nose and felt that this nose was really inconvenient. Uncle Leon must also dislike it. He looked down at the silver blade fang in his hand again, thinking about the possibility of cutting it off.

[Don’t worry, uncle, I don’t mind it. Leave your nose to me! 】

Leon, who was sleeping, felt that his right eyelid was twitching, and his nose was a little itchy. When he opened his eyes in a daze, he saw that Miao Miao was holding a silver blade in his hand and gesturing at his nose. Shi Mingmiao seemed to have finished gesticulating, and raised his hand to cut with the silver blade.

Leon couldn't care less about sleeping now. He suddenly lost all sleep and his eyes widened. After a quick search, he disappeared from the spot and reappeared ten meters away.

Miao Miao's sword was also chopped down, leaving a mark of two meters long on the ground. After reading this, Miao Miao looked at the empty ground in confusion, wondering where his teething stick had gone.

"Boy! Do you want to kill me!!!" Leon looked at the marks on the ground, broke into a cold sweat, and roared at Mew Meow.

"Uncle, you're awake. I just saw that your penis is so long and it seems a little inconvenient, so I'll help you make it shorter." Meow Meow said with a grin.

"It's inconvenient! I'm a swordfish! The swordfish you've seen doesn't have a long nose! This is part of my body!" Leon yelled, trembling all over.

Meow Meow was a little disappointed. He put the silver blade back into his fangs and sighed in disappointment: "Oh~, it turns out it's not unnecessary."

"nonsense!!!"

Meow Meow walked up to Leon and said, "Hey, uncle, let me ask you something."

"do not know!"

"Where can I find Captain Fool and the others?"

"I have no idea!"

"I just sensed them and couldn't find them. They don't seem to be on this level..."

"I really do not know!"

"So I think they should go to other floors, what do you think, uncle?"

Leon: "..."

To be honest, if it weren't for the fact that Mew Meow was Rose's grandson and he was still a child, Leon would have really wanted to prick him to death.

He turned his head and took a deep breath, muttering to himself, "Don't be angry, he's just a child..."

When he turned his head again, Leon had a bright smile on his face, grinning and baring his teeth. He looked like an uncle who kidnapped and trafficked children.

Leon asked: "Little Meow Meow, you want your uncle to help you find your partner, right?"

Meow Meow nodded and said, "Yes."

"Well, I have a treasure here called the Pathfinding Coin. It is an artifact given to me by the goddess of luck. As long as you read the mantra and throw it, he can guide you to the right path." Leon was mysterious He took out a coin and said.

Meow Meow took the coin and said doubtfully: "Is this really useful?"

Leon gave a thumbs up and said, "It's necessary! Come on, let me show you first."

He took the coin from Miao Miao's hand, clasped it in his hand, swayed it back and forth, and shouted loudly: "Moda, motor, Danai! Yeah, yeah, yeah, Da thief! Big horse! Goddess of luck guides me. Way forward! Open!”

After spreading his hands, the side with the number 1 was facing upward, but at this moment, Leon suddenly remembered that he seemed to have forgotten to set which side to go to...

But if I say it again now, it will be a bit like a liar. I might as well just use the trick. Miao Miao doesn't know anyway, so I can just tell nonsense.

"Little Meow Meow, look, this number is pointing in that direction, so you only need to walk that way to find your partner." Leon said, pointing to the top of number 1. Fortunately, there is a long A long corridor would be awkward if it had walls.

Miao Miao really believed it after seeing Leon's full of momentum just now. He picked up the coin in Leon's hand, said thank you, and ran over there.

Leon smiled and watched Meow Meow run away. When Meow Meow was completely covered by the shadows and could not be seen, the smile disappeared instantly, "Haha, the little kid is really easy to deceive. If this thing is really so effective, I will As for wandering around here for a long time? I originally thought that meeting Mr. Ross’s grandson was a symbol of my good luck, but now it seems that meeting you is my greatest misfortune! Take your time to find you!"

After saying that, he continued to lie down and dozed off.

After hearing Leon's instructions, Meow Meow walked in the direction he pointed. It turned out that the lens turned out to be a door...

"According to what Uncle Leon said, the idiot captain and his friends are behind the gate. Xi!"

Meow Meow tried to open the door, but it seemed to be blocked and could not be opened at all. We wanted to draw out the silver blade and thought about cutting the door in half, but... we didn't have enough strength.

After all, Meow Meow is not the type of person with strength, and the door is too thick. If he really wants to break the door, it will take a lot of effort.

Just when Miao Miao was worried about this, he suddenly remembered the sea survival skills that his grandfather taught him. With his eyes lit up, Meow Meow took out a small box from his fangs. After opening the box, there was a row of flat or long, curved or straight metal bars inside.

Meow Meow picked up two metal bars and tinkered with the door a few times. Hearing a click, the door opened.

Miao Miao's mind also echoed the words that his grandfather taught him:

[Meow meow, you have to remember, if you learn how to knock locks well, you will not be afraid of traveling all over the world. This was my grandfather's special skill back then. 】

[Grandpa, were you really a swordsman back then? Why are you teaching me all these weird things? 】

[Ahem, what do you call weird things? Grandpa is not afraid that you will be defrauded of your money outside. This is to prevent you from starving to death. 】

[Tch, I’m not that stupid! 】

【Yeah? Then let me ask you, which one do you want, a boatload of gold or a boatload of dried fish? 】

【Dried small fish! ! ! 】

【…】

After Miao Miao opened the door, he walked in happily, "What grandpa taught me is really useful!"

Torre D. Rose said: Why can you learn this kind of thing as soon as you learn it, but you forget the knowledge about the sea that you have been taught!

After walking into the door, Miao Miao suddenly felt a little dazzling. Compared with the darkness outside, it was indeed a bit too bright here, it was almost golden.

"Eh? Aren't Captain Stupid and the others here? Why is there only gold?" Meow Meow entered and said in disappointment after seeing clearly.

"Oh~, forget it, take it back and build the cat's nest." The fang in Miao Miao's hand spit out a bubble from the entrance of the fang, and the gold bricks, gold nuggets, gold bottles and so on on the ground were Wrapped up.

As the bubble shrunk, it became smaller and was collected into the fangs.

"Where are Captain Idiot and the others?"

……

no.900 zombie special freezer

Moonlight Moria's shadow has been transferred to the body of Demon Oz, and Moonlight Moria has also penetrated into Oz's body.

At this time, they were preparing to go outside to find the Straw Hat Pirates, and then have a big fight!

"Guys of the Straw Hat Pirates! Come out and die! Heeheeheeheeheehee..."

"My master told you to come out and die quickly! Come out to me quickly! Hee hee hee hee hee..."

"Oz, don't imitate my laugh."

"Master, I didn't imitate your laughter."

Moonlight Moria: "..."

The Straw Hat Pirates here

Nami grabbed Luffy's ears and said, "Luffy! Where did you leave Meow Meow!"

Luffy struggled and said, "I don't know either!"

Robin crossed his arms, looked at Luffy with a very gentle smile and said, "Oh my, it seems Luffy forgot. How about letting me give you a massage to improve your memory."

Although Robin smiled very gently, Luffy always had a strong feeling that if he didn't tell where Meow Meow had gone, it would be terrible!

Luffy tried his best, using his brain 200%, to carefully recall where Mew had been.

He remembered that Meow Meow was lying on his head. The last time he heard him speak was when they were discussing the plan, and Meow Meow yawned.

After discussing the plan, Luffy remembered using a carp to stand up...

Carp... fight... carp fight! ! !

"Hahaha, what...what should I say...in short..."

Old Robin opened his narrowed eyes: "Where is Meow Meow?"

Just this look made Luffy's back break into cold sweat. I forced a smile on the back of my head and said, "Well, I seemed to have accidentally forgotten Meow Meow where he was just now, hahaha..."

Robin: "Oh? Really..."

Luffy: "Robin? Robin! Stop! It hurts! Help..."

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