Pirates: I have League of Legends

Mundo lay in the dirt and refused to get up. It was so embarrassing.

When he was in the sky, Mundo had already adjusted his posture early, preparing to land in the shape of a handsome terminator.

But he miscalculated his own strength and the inertia caused by his flight.

Ever since, after a handsome landing, Mondo was driven by inertia and rolled forward for more than ten meters before he stopped.

The health value also dropped a lot due to this collision, but this does not matter. Under the influence of passive adrenal hormones, this small injury can be recovered quickly.

But what a shame!

The villagers here gathered together for some unknown reason, and in front of everyone, they felt completely humiliated.

Thinking of living here again in the future, and remembering the admiring looks that everyone had given him when Garp took him around the village a few days ago, Mondo let out a long sigh, lamenting that his life was so ill-fated, but he didn't I accidentally inhaled a large mouthful of dust and choked on it, causing me to cough violently.

Just as Mundo was coughing with tears in his eyes, a big hand lifted Mundo directly into the air.

Mondo turned his head and saw a tall man over 1.9 meters tall wearing a white scarf and a necklace of copper coins around his neck.

He looked Mondo up and down, and shouted to the strong man holding the gun on the other side: "Boss, I've never seen this kid before. He is probably hiding and not paying the rent."

"Oh?" The strong man walked over staggeringly, holding a gun. "Kid, which family do you belong to? Don't you know you have to pay today?"

"Pay for what?" Mondo blinked and asked curiously.

"Mundo, run! They are bandits!" A childish voice sounded from the side, interrupting the strong man's words.

Bandits! .....Mondo looked around and saw Maginot, who looked anxious in the crowd. After looking around for another week, he immediately noticed something was wrong.

When he was in the air just now, he thought the villagers were gathering for something, but he didn't expect that they were driven over by bandits.

The strong man smiled and waved his hand at Maginot: "Children, don't talk nonsense. I am obviously your protector. As for bandits, it is just a false name. Do I have 80 men and a bounty of 1000 million berries? Do I also want to tell you about the matter?"

The bandits standing around also started shouting when they heard the boss's words.

"That's right, our Magushi boss is a well-known bandit in the Kingdom of Goa. If he can talk to you, he thinks highly of you!"

"That's right, don't be ignorant of the compliments. If you don't eat the toast, you will be punished with a drink!"

"If our boss hadn't been protecting you, you would have been killed by other bandits!"

"We actually caught two people who didn't pay the rent. You are going to rebel. I think you will have to see blood before you obey!"

The bandit known as Magushi smiled and listened to all the compliments from his men, looking very satisfied.

He walked to Mondo and his smile gradually became ferocious: "Kid, your parents didn't pay you rent. It seems they are not prepared to have your child."

"In this case......"

Magushi raised his pistol and pointed it at Mondo's forehead, but Mondo was grabbed by a strong man and hung in the air, unable to move.

"I just have to help them send you on your way!"

"Bang!"

The harsh gunshots rang out, and many villagers were so shocked that they quickly covered their ears.

"Mondo!" Maginot shouted worriedly.

But Magushi stayed where he was at this time, because there was nothing in front of him. In just a moment, the kid disappeared, and his own men who were holding the kid also disappeared.

The bullet seemed to have hit the empty space, and no blood flowed out as expected.

Magushi withdrew his gun and looked around blankly, wondering what had just happened and why the two good people were missing.

"Hey, are you looking for me?"

A voice came from beside her, and Magushi looked down.

Before he could see clearly, an irresistible force suddenly came from his waist.

Before Magushi even had time to scream, he had already flown into the nearby bushes.

At the position where Magushi stood just now, Mondo wiped the non-existent sweat on his forehead and said: "Ah, it was such a close call, I almost got killed."

The surroundings were quiet. Both the bandits and the villagers were stunned by the scene that had just happened.

After a while, one of the bandits reacted and shouted angrily: "Kill him and avenge the boss!"

This shout was immediately responded to by all the bandits, who all rushed towards Mondo, waving their swords and swords.

Mondo smiled and moved his wrist: "Oh? Do you want to fight?"

Immediately, he unfolded his figure and moved around among the bandits, weaving in and out freely. Among the flashes of swords and shadows, not a single sword fell on Mondo.

Instead, Mondo would fly up and hit a bandit accurately from time to time. The bandit who was kicked immediately screamed and flew out of the crowd, landing in the jungle where Magushi flew to just now.

Doesn't fighting rely on strength, reaction and speed? When these three are much higher than the opponent, it is not a fight, but a dimensionality reduction strike.

After a while, Mondo didn't even summon his virus butcher knife or activate the devil's ghost hand. He just relied on his power that was far superior to the bandits to kick all the bandits into the jungle aside.

Mundo clapped his hands and secretly released a small Imperial Vision into the jungle. The dense forest blocked the view, and the red light and eyeballs of the Imperial Vision were not leaked at all.

Yes, this is one of the reasons why Mondo specifically did not kill these bandits. Since meeting Garp, in order to hide his little secret, Mondo was even a maniacally eating crow and failed to collect it. What happened? The whole thing was all due to Valor's busy running around investigating. Compared with the ten thousand bird-covered investigation scene during O'Hara's time, Mondo's current situation was actually a bit shabby.

This time, he was lucky. A group of bandits came to their door. Of course, Mondo would not be polite. He gathered them together specifically to make it easier for Mondo to use the Imperial Vision.

Feeling dozens of energy fluctuations coming from the woods, Mondo nodded with satisfaction. Just as he was about to go into the jungle to check, a man wearing a striped hat and thick bags under his eyes rushed up and took Mondo's hands.

It is the mayor of Windmill Village - Up Slap.

Slap held Mondo's hands and said excitedly: "Thank you, little brother! I didn't expect you to be so powerful. You deserve to be here with Mr. Karp."

"Yes, yes!" The surrounding villagers also said gratefully, "Mundo, you are our great benefactor!"

"Mundo, you are so awesome!" Maginot said excitedly with stars in her eyes, her hands folded in front of her chest.

She wore a yellow-spotted headscarf today, which matched her green hair and looked very cute.

Mondo waved his hands sheepishly: "Don't be polite, everyone. I live here now and am a resident here. Naturally, I can't allow them to mess around. Everyone, please take all your money back. Don't worry, they won't cause trouble again in the future." ”

After saying this, Mondo scratched his head, opened his mouth and smiled: "But if you feel really sorry and insist on repaying me, just wait until my fruit shop opens in a few days and come to support me!"

"Fruit shop!" At this time, a man with a bruised nose, swollen face and injuries all over his body struggled to squeeze through the crowd and came to Mondo, "You said you want to open a fruit shop? Is that orchard in the mountains yours!?"

Mondo nodded in confusion: "Yes, what's the matter?"

The man suddenly fell to his knees on the ground, with tears and snot running down his face: "If God doesn't kill me, God won't kill me!"

Mondo looked at the man in front of him who was so excited that he forgot all about himself, and curiously asked the villager next to him: "Who is he?"

"Damn, Madman Snell, a madman who raised phone bugs until his family was destroyed."

"Oh? Why do you say he is a madman?" Mondo asked curiously.

"He always brags that his ancestors are nobles and his family is extremely wealthy. He also says that he wants to cultivate phone bugs that will surpass the golden phone bug. Tell me, isn't this a lunatic?"

"Which noble would be like him, so poor that he can't even afford food, and still want to surpass the Golden Telephone Bug? Is that something that a poor commoner like him can imagine?"

"Who said he couldn't afford to eat, but all his food was eaten by phone bugs." Someone next to him continued, causing the crowd around to burst into laughter.

"Madman Snell" forgot himself on the ground. After crying bitterly, he suddenly hugged Mondo's leg.

Mundo was so frightened that he hurriedly broke off his hand, but Snell held him tightly, and Mundo couldn't break it off for a while.

"You have to help me, you have to help me!"

Snell shouted desperately, tears and snot covering Mondo's trouser legs, causing a chill in Mondo's heart.

He quickly said: "You get up first, you get up first and talk properly, what do you want me to help you with?"

"I beg you to help me with some food. When I raise the most powerful phone bug, I will definitely repay you!" Snell begged, looking at Mundo with tears in his eyes.

"Ah?" Mondo was shocked. He never expected such a request.