Great Onmyoji of Pirates

Poor Aokiji and Tea Dolphin, the ship was unable to sail and after encountering Bobby in the waters near Judiciary Island, they finally got rescued by other navy, and then they were immediately sent by the Navy Headquarters to the Seven Waters Capital to track down the whereabouts of Hades.

It was said that the green pheasant and the tea dolphin were asked to come over by name. Of course, this had a lot to do with the timely telephone communication between Bobby and Franky.

The two finally arrived at the Capital of Seven Waters and met the man who claimed to have the blueprint for Pluto.

The man told them that he was Bruno from cp9, so Aokiji and Tea Dolphin were very puzzled. You are obviously Bruno from cp9, why do you still ask us to come up with numbers by name?

Bruno said that he had to go to the toilet, and then Aokiji and Tea Dolphin took a sip of the cappuccino on the table. They soon felt something wrong with their stomachs. Just when they thought that Bruno had to go to the toilet, the bomb exploded under their butts. .

Only then did the two men realize that something was wrong, and immediately took a boat to pursue them. Unexpectedly, they were led into the torpedo array by Bruno again.

As soon as the Ice Age started, Aokiji suddenly felt something was wrong. His boat was frozen, but Bruno's small rowing boat was able to roller skate on the ice he made.

After crushing all the ice cubes with their hands, Aoki Pheasant and Tea Dolphin found that they could not catch up with Bruno.

The call was made to the navy headquarters, and it was this Bruno who was talking about it. He was definitely not a good guy for being a traitor.

Warring States personally called cp9 and found Bruno.

Bruno here is holding a phone with a dull face, while Bruno over there is shaking his butt and whistling.

"Tell me! Are you Bruno?" Qing Zhi shouted on the other end of the phone.

"Yes! Let him say it! I must kill this guy named Bruno today."

Bruno on Spandam's side nodded and shook his head: "I am Bruno"

As soon as I finished speaking, the voices of Aoki Pheasant and Tea Dolphin came from the other side of the phone: "Huh???????"

Bruno immediately shuddered: "No, I'm not."

"Huh???? Think carefully before speaking, otherwise..." The sinister tone on the other end of the phone made people shudder.

"Ah, no, I am."

"Um??????"

“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, am I?” Bruno said with a cry when facing the threats from General Aokiji and Lieutenant General Cha Dou.

After gathering his emotions, the two people on the other end of the phone seemed to be less anxious. Bruno took a long breath and summoned up the courage to say, "Me."

"Wait a minute!" The volume of the phone suddenly became louder.

"Scared!" Bruno was startled and almost lost his grip on the phone in his hand.

"What's wrong, General Qing Pheasant?" Bruno asked carefully.

"You cheated! Tea dolphin! You definitely moved the chess pieces just now!" Bruno listened to the argument on the other end with a confused look on his face.

After the sound of fighting disappeared, the phone was finally connected normally again.

"Just now?" Bruno asked carefully.

"Oh! Just now, it was a little entertainment. This Bruno has disappeared, so the tea dolphin and I are having a little entertainment while waiting."

"So you are Bruno?" Aokiji's voice sounded more normal this time.

"That's right"

"Then who was the one who escaped from us just now?"

"I don't know, but it's definitely not me. You can tell me what he looks like."

"emm" Qingzhi was silent for a while and said: "There are two horns on the head."

At this time Bruno's inner monologue is, isn't this me?

"Then the height is about two and a half meters."

The black line on Bruno's head is even worse, and his height is about the same as himself?

"It's like this." Then Qingzhi imitated the accent of that person.

"Look at this piece of ice. It's cool and moist. Look at the two people on the ice. They're stupid and stupid."

Bruno felt chilled, this horse could even imitate his accent?

"So who is he?" Qing Zhi asked his death question.

"Well, probably, maybe, maybe, a lot like me, but definitely not me."

"Does he have any other characteristics?" Bruno asked.

"Oh, he is still a pervert who only wears underwear. I would say that there are everyone in CP9, there is enough for everything, circus people, special service people, kabuki people, right? Isn't that what you people are like? Qing Pheasant asked

Aoji didn't say it, but Bruno didn't feel it. Aoji said it, and it was horrifying to think about it. When it comes to the circus, Lucci can transform into a leopard, a giraffe, a werewolf, etc. In Kabuki, it's definitely a lion cuddling up to that guy. , special services if you really, bah bah bah.

Pervert wearing only underwear!It was definitely Franky. Bruno had a lot of interactions with Franky when he was lurking in the resistance camp for no apparent reason. He was wearing only underwear. It was definitely Franky!

"It's Franky!" Bruno shouted in surprise, thinking that he could clear the wrongs.

"who?"

"It's definitely him! It's Franky. I met him in Alabasta."

"Very good, where can I find him now?" Qing Zhi asked.

"Since he left the Capital of Seven Waters, he can only come to Alabasta." Bruno was quite sure of this.

"Why does he really have the blueprint of Pluto?" Bruno asked

"Pluto?" Spangdam next to him heard the word "Pluto" and raised his ears.

"Yes, this was witnessed by an old shipwright from the Seven Waters Capital. It is definitely Pluto's design."

"Alabasta! He will definitely come to Alabasta."

After hanging up the phone, Aokiji looked at the navy warship that was gradually approaching the two of them, and said to the tea dolphin beside him: "Alabasta."

"Yeah," Cha Dou said without raising his head.

Qingzhi turned his head and looked into the distance. At this time, Chadu suddenly said: "Why do I seem to hear the sound of a warship? Is the warship coming?"

"You, Lieutenant General, can't even hear the loud sound of a warship?"

Tea Dolphin stood up, stretched and said, "I'm afraid I'm hallucinating. Now I can leave this sea full of torpedoes."

"Torpedo!" The two people reacted at the same time.

The navy sailing on the bow of the warship saw the tea dolphin and the green pheasant waving their arms and saying something from a distance.

“I didn’t expect to see General Qing Pheasant with my own eyes.”

"Yes, this is a general!"

The two marines lamented

"Eh? Admiral Aokiji and Lieutenant General Tea Dolphin waved their arms as if they wanted to say something?"

The two men on the other side of Aokiji shouted together: "Stop! There are torpedoes!"

The navy man next to the warship said to the navy sailing the ship: "It seems that the shout is to speed up quickly and there will be fish to eat."

The navy sailing the boat asked doubtfully: "Is there any fish to eat? What kind of fish can't wait for such a long time?"

The navy next to him said: "Whatever, it must be some big fish. Speed ​​up! Hey! Admiral Aoki Pheasant, let's speed over right now!"

"Okay! Accelerate! Cruise at full speed!" The navy sailing the ship said and pressed the maximum speed button.

On the small boat of Aokiji and Tea Dolphin, they watched in despair as the warship accelerated into the torpedo zone. Then there was an explosion and flames shot into the sky. The two people covered their ears. After the smoke dissipated, they only saw fragments of the warship floating on the sea.

Aoki turned his head stiffly and said to the tea dolphin: "Wait for the next warship."

Cha Dou sat slumped in the ship and responded unconsciously: "I hope the person who sails the next warship has better ears."

One Piece: The Great Onmyoji