Great Onmyoji of Pirates

"Lieutenant General Garp, please go back first. You have been sitting here for two days."

Garp sat with his arms folded in the atrium of a courtyard on Judiciary Island. Behind him stood a middle-aged navy man wearing wooden clogs.

"Tea Dou, what kind of person do you think I am?" Garp knew that the person coming was Lieutenant General Tea Dou without turning around just by listening to the voice.

The tea dolphin was in trouble and scratched his unattractive cheek with his fingers.

"It's really surprising. Lieutenant General Garp, you sometimes doubt yourself."

"Can't I doubt myself?" Garp looked back at the tea dolphin and asked.

"No," Cha Dou stared at the white hair on Garp's head.

"It's just that from our perspective, Lieutenant General Garp has always been fearless."

"Ryu, Luffy, they all chose a different path from me!" Garp sighed.

"Okay, let's go!" Garp stood up with his hands clapped on his knees. He had been sitting here quietly for the past few days, and the leaves that fell on him were scattered all over the floor in the courtyard.

He strode towards the house and asked at the same time, "How is that kid Qingji prepared?"

The tea dolphin who was following Garp quickly said: "Admiral Kuzan is very reluctant and feels that it is an insult to his dignity as a naval admiral."

"The admiral has so much dignity. Which of these three brats have I not beaten? Tell Aoki that he will help even if he doesn't help this time!" Garp's attitude was extremely resolute and his tone was very tough.

Then Garp's tone gradually weakened: "After all, we can't let that bastard Luffy really break into Judiciary Island. We have to let him retreat before that."

The tea dolphin behind Garp lowered his head and whispered: "Although this is the case, this method is really a bad idea."

"What?" Garp suddenly turned around and glared at the tea dolphin.

Cha Dou waved his hands hurriedly, "Nothing, Lieutenant General, you heard wrong."

"Admiral Kuzan and I are ready at any time, just wait for the patrol boat to find them and then we can set off."

"Yeah!" Garp made a satisfied sound through his nose and walked towards the house without looking back.

Everyone on the 3000 Million Bailey was standing on the deck, looking intently ahead, ready to fight at any time. This place was already very close to Judiciary Island.

"Nami, look, is that a navy patrol boat?" Ella discovered that there was a small navy boat in the bow direction of the 3000 Million Bailey. It was the kind of small boat that could only accommodate a few people.

"It seems that the navy has discovered us, prepare to fight!"

On the other side, on a navy patrol boat, a tea dolphin was trying to straighten his hat.

"Admiral Kuzan, it's time to put on some clothes so that I can look like a real navy man."

"I am originally a navy!" Qingzhi, who had been keeping a cold face, couldn't bear it any longer.

"Why on earth did we agree to that old man Garp pretending to be a navy? You know we are actually the navy!"

Tea Dolphin showed off the epaulettes on his clothes with a smile and said: "This is different. My navy uniform is a lieutenant's uniform, while yours is a corporal's uniform."

"So, why do you, a lieutenant general, dress up as a lieutenant, and I dress up as a corporal?" Aokiji reluctantly picked up the uniform of a corporal and said.

"It's all Lieutenant General Garp's plan, and I can't do anything about it." The tea dolphin looked very embarrassed, feeling very uncomfortable being sandwiched between Garp and Aokiji.

Qingzhi licked the epaulettes on Cha Dou's shoulders and then looked at the epaulettes on the uniform in his hand and became angry again: "And why is yours a lieutenant, and mine is a corporal? I am obviously a general, and I am better than you in terms of rank and strength. This lieutenant general is much stronger, why did that old man Garp ask me to play the role of corporal!"

"This is the secret of Lieutenant General Garp's plan. If you think about it, a corporal dressed as a general used his overwhelming strength to kill Lieutenant General Garp's grandson and his gang in one fell swoop. They would immediately lose their confidence in being pirates. of."

"Lieutenant General Garp rarely asks for help. He only asked for help once," Cha Dou persuaded Qing Pheasant.

Qingzhi looked at the navy corporal's clothes in his hand and couldn't help but said: "You know what? At first, I thought the navy's uniforms were too ugly, so I worked hard to become an admiral. After being released as an admiral, I can wear whatever I want. I think I still have one day to put it back on." Qing Zhi bit his mouth and slowly put the corporal's uniform on himself.

Tea Dolphin saw Qing Pheasant put on clothes, smiled helplessly, got into the driver's seat and set off on the boat.

On the 3000 Million Bailey, two tightly tied navy men were hugging each other in fear.

"The navy is still as weak as ever," Luffy sighed.

"agree"

"Seconded"

Zoro walked up to the two captured marines and picked up their epaulettes: "Two navy captains"

"Really, what kind of people are there in the Navy? Captains are at this level, let alone lieutenants, corporals and the like."

At the same time, Lieutenant Cha Dou and Corporal Aokiji were on the patrol boat.

"Do you know how to sail a boat, tea dolphin! Where are we?" Qingzhi was almost going crazy.

"Don't worry, let me take a look." Tea Dolphin held a chart and a pointer in his hand.

"Well, well, well, here is, well, there is, well, the destination, well, well."

"Do you know how to read a map?" Qingzhi grabbed the tea dolphin's clothes and shook him.

"Oh, don't worry. I told you not to worry. I have been directing others to sail the ship for many years, but I found that it doesn't feel right when I try it myself."

after a while

"Cud, cluck, cluck, cluck! cluck! cluck! cluck!"

"The ship is out of fuel." The tea dolphin turned to look at the green pheasant.

"Yes, you drove the boat until it was already dark!" Qing Zhi pointed to the dim sky.

"I, an admiral, and you, a vice-admiral, were lost at sea. How will this be spread to others?"

"Don't worry, I have another way." Cha Dou pretended to be mysterious.

"Look, what is this?" Cha Dou asked Qing Pheasant to look at the thing in his hand.

"Phone bug!"

"Fortunately I brought the phone bug."

"Quickly seek help from the navy on Judiciary Island, and be careful not to expose the fact that we are lost."

tea dolphin dial phone bug

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"Hello! I am Lieutenant General Tea Dolphin"

"Ah! It's Lieutenant General Tea Dolphin. What can I do?" The little navy man on the other end of the phone looked a little excited.

"Ahem! That's right, I'm with General Aokiji now."

"General Qing Pheasant is here too!" Xiao Haijun was shocked.

"If you and General Qingzhi have any orders, I will report them to my superiors immediately." Xiao Haijun immediately continued.

"No, no need to report." Cha Dou was a little panicked. The news that he and Qing Pheasant were lost and stranded at sea was almost reported.

"Well, that's it, um, um, forget it, it's nothing, just work hard!" Tea Dolphin hesitated for a long time but still couldn't tell the news that he and Qing Zhi were lost at sea.

Xiao Haijun hung up the phone inexplicably, and Qingzhi looked at the tea dolphin with threatening eyes.

"Hey, what's that look in your eyes? It's not my fault. Otherwise, you can tell me." Tea Dolphin said and handed the phone bug to Qing Pheasant.

Qing Zhi stretched out his hand and pushed away the phone bug: "Forget it, just float for now, we will find a solution."

"Well, that's right. You can't be impatient at this time. Wait, what are you talking about? Shouldn't it be us?" Tea Dolphin reacted, and Qing Pheasant said to let him float first.

"Yes, I'm leaving first," Qingzhi said as he stepped out of the boat's edge. The blue ice immediately spread along the place where Qingzhi's feet touched the sea.

"Wait, boat!" shouted the tea dolphin

"If you still care about the ship, you should care about yourself. Will you come with me or not?"

"No, there is another ship!"

Qing Pheasant looked in the direction pointed by the tea dolphin. A small boat was approaching the two of them at an extremely fast speed.

One Piece: The Great Onmyoji