Great Onmyoji of Pirates

3000 million Baileys at night

Bobby waited alone in the chess and card room on the ship. The lamp was removed by the sinister shipyard owner, and the surroundings were pitch black with no light at all.

Although it was said to be a chess and card room, it actually didn't even have a table. The pirate group was so poor that they had no money to buy a table, and they were almost unable to open the door.

Bobby had his knees crossed, and the little elf was sitting on Bobby's shoulders. The two of them were chatting without saying a word.

"Do you think I can do this?" Bobby asked the goblin

"Hmph! If you are so obsessed with that woman, you will be tricked to death by her sooner or later." The little goblin curled his lips and said.

"Do you know what a partner is? It's okay if I don't know, but the problem is that I know everything clearly."

"Nami must be extremely torn right now. She has her friends on one side and her family on the other. Should she steal her partner's boat and belongings to save her family, or should she tell her partner everything, show her true self to her partner, and then work with her partner to solve the problem? .”

"Humph!" the little goblin snorted impatiently.

"Hurry up and get back into my body. Luffy and the others will be here soon."

"They can't see me"

"Okay, go back quickly. Let me tell you, if you are in the same situation as Nami, I will help you in this way."

"Who would end up in the same situation as that woman!" The little goblin's voice suddenly became louder, almost screaming.

"I don't want your stinky help either!" the little goblin shouted and disappeared into Bobby's body.

Just as the little goblin disappeared, the door of the chess and card room was pushed open.

Bobby rubbed his almost deaf ears and asked softly: "Who?"

"It's me, Big Brother Bobby" the soft female voice was Ella

"Ella?" Bobby said in the dark chess and card room

"Brother Bobby, where are you? It's too dark here. Why don't you go to the deck and say the important things you said?" Ella said

"No, it won't be good if someone hears, sees, or notices the important things I want to say."

"Ah?" Ella's face suddenly turned red in the darkness.

What's the important thing in this?Brother Bobby asked me not to tell anyone else about this dark place.

Is it?

"This, this is not good, after all, after all." Ella began to stutter

"What's wrong? Oh, I get it. Are you afraid of the dark? I'm telling you, the darker the better for this kind of thing."

"The darker, the better? I'm not afraid of the dark, it's just..." Ella continued.

"Just what? Oh, I understand again, don't worry, I'll wear it."

"Huh? Are you wearing it?"

"Yeah, how could I not wear it for your sake? I must be thoughtful."

"But, but, it won't work even if you wear it." Ella began to think about quitting.

"It doesn't work even if I wear it?" Bobby began to feel confused as to why it didn't work even if he wore it.

"Is it my fault?" Bobby asked doubtfully

"No" Ella replied quickly

"Brother Bobby, you are fine, and so am I, so am I, but not right now."

"What about the others?" Bobby asked

"Of course not"

"?" Bobby became more and more confused.

"Can't I do it?"

"No, no," Ella said hurriedly

"I haven't tried it either. How would I know you can't do it?" Ella lowered her head and blushed so hard that she was bleeding.

"I know" Bobby understood again.

Bobby continued: "Don't worry, I have made appointments with other people."

"Others?" Ella was confused again

"You also made an appointment with Sister Nami. Do the three of you do this kind of thing together?" Ella's world view has begun to change.

"How is that possible!" said Bobby

After hearing this, Ella breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Brother Bobby is not that kind of person."

"How is it possible to date Nami? I can date anyone but not Nami. Besides you, I also dated Luffy and Zoro."

"It's just the four of us."

"Huh?" Ella suddenly realized that she couldn't see through Bobby, and her worldview completely collapsed.

"Luffy? Zoro?"

"yes"

"But Luffy and Zoro are both men."

Bobby has a question mark on his head that looks like Buddha.

"Male? What does this have to do with being a man?"

"Is it okay for a man to be a big brother Bobby?"

"Why can't men do it? I'm not telling you. You still need to find a man for this kind of thing. Just look at your mother-in-law and mother for a long time. If Luffy, Zoro had already agreed."

“Promised long ago??????”

"But what about boys and girls? I've only seen boys and girls in books."

"???????" Bobby was confused by what all this was about.

"Men are men, women are men, whatever you are talking about, I am talking about me, you, Luffy, and Zoro. Let's discuss how to make Nami open her heart and let her seek our love. Something to help with.”

"Ah? Is that so?" Ella opened her mouth wide. If what Bobby said was true, then what did she just say?

"Yeah, that's why I said we can't ask Nami to come with us, it can only be the four of us."

"Then, what did you say you were wearing?" Ella's face turned redder.

"Of course I'm wearing seastone handcuffs, so I can speak well so you don't have to worry, otherwise I could be wearing something else." Bobby suddenly understood what Ella had just said.

"Is that so?" Ella's voice became like a mosquito.

"Wait a minute, what have you been talking about for a long time?" A smile of realization appeared on Bobby's face.

"No, it's nothing." Ella wanted to run back to her room. She had just said something to Bobby.

"Hey hey hey, hey hey hey" Bobby laughed

"You just said you had read a book, a book about men and women, what kind of book is it? Can you show it to me?" Bobby asked with a smile.

"No, I only saw a little bit, really only a little bit. I didn't take it with me on the boat."

Ella fell into silence after speaking, and the atmosphere became awkward.

"Ahem, okay, Luffy, Zoro and the others should be here soon. Why don't you come and sit next to me."

Ella was silent, groping in the darkness to sit next to Bobby.

There was silence in the card room for a long time before Bobby opened his mouth to break the silence.

"cough"

"Do you think Luffy and Zoro forgot what I said and are asleep now?"

"Maybe"

"Then should I call them?"

Ella nodded in the dark, and then realized how could Bobby, who was so dark, find himself nodding?

"Go, Brother Bobby"

"Then wait a moment"

The door to Luffy's room was half open.

Bobby walked in and slapped Luffy awake.

"Come with me."

"Huh? Are you going to steal something to eat? Ella is already asleep, right?"

"Yes, yes, yes." Bobby looked around to avoid being discovered by Nami, so he dealt with Luffy without looking back.

When I walked to Zoro's door, I found that Zoro was not in the room. I couldn't take Luffy to the chess and card room. I hoped Zoro was in the chess and card room.

"We passed the kitchen." Luffy said vaguely.

Bobby grabbed Luffy and dragged him into the card room.

Zoro was already inside.

After Bobby held down Luffy who was screaming and yelling that Ella had discovered him, run, run.

Finally we can have a good talk.