summon dragon ball
Chapter 883 The shoddy Tang San Zang
reax; "Twenty years later, there will be a monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty who will go west to obtain Buddhist scriptures. If you promise to protect him along the way to obtain Buddhist scriptures, I can ask him to release you." Guanyin said.
"Haha, it will be 20 years in 500 years. If Old Sun can escape on his own, who will be able to protect his disciples?" Wu Kong sneered.
"After 20 years, if no one lifts the talisman, you can escape on your own." Guanyin smiled: "You underestimate the power of Buddha, right? Although this talisman has been posted for 500 years, it absorbs the power of Buddhism every day, which is boundless. No. If a devout Buddhist practitioner removes this talisman, it will be impossible for you to escape on your own."
Wu Kong was stunned: "Didn't you say that I would be released after being trapped for 500 years?"
"Who said that I would suppress you for 500 years and then let you go?" Guanyin asked.
Wu Kong was dumbfounded.
"The Buddha said at the beginning that your sins were so serious that he would punish you by being suppressed at the foot of Wuzhishan Mountain for 500 years. He said that he would be suppressed for 500 years, but he did not say that after 500 years, he would not continue to be imprisoned for another 500 years."
"What?" Wu Kong's eyes suddenly widened: "I have to be locked up for another 500 years."
"You destroyed the Heavenly Court and made the Jade Emperor less majestic and unable to control the three realms. As a result, the world was in chaos, the four qi were out of balance, and mortals suffered a lot. This is a heinous crime. If you sincerely repent in 500 years, and your sins disappear, you will naturally be released. . But after 500 years of repression, if you don’t want to repent, and your sins have not been eliminated, of course you must continue to suppress them.” Guanyin said: “You can’t escape until you completely repent and are willing to change your ways.”
Wu Kong was stunned for a while, and then he said depressedly: "Shameless, the so-called repentance or not, whether I have thought about my mistakes or not, mainly depends on whether I agree to keep a monk to learn Buddhist scriptures. If I agree, I have regretted it. If I don't agree, I have not regretted it." ,Right"
Avalokitesvara smiled and said: "If you are willing to agree, then you have taken refuge in my Buddha, and you are devoted to the Buddha. Naturally, you are wholeheartedly doing good. If you no longer do evil, that means you have repented and can be released. But if you don't agree."
Avalokitesvara smiled and said: "It's also possible that you have repented, but you just don't think about Buddhism. That can also be released. However, you can't prove that you have really repented, so we have to test it and then Leave an extra 500 years to slowly test you. In the end, I find that your evil nature has disappeared. That means you have truly repented. Even if you don’t think about Buddhism or help others learn scriptures, you are still repentant. That can also release you."
Wu Qingkong said: "After all, I still want my old man, Sun, to protect people from learning scriptures. Aren't you afraid that I will beat the person learning the scriptures to death with a stick?"
"That means you refuse to repent. If you suppress it for another 5000 years, maybe the Buddha will kill you completely or suppress you in Guixu Haiyan, and you will never be reincarnated." Guanshiyin said lightly. There was no threat in his tone, but there was something in his words. It's interesting, but it's creepy.
Shameless
Wu Kong cursed inwardly.
"Okay, you can decide for yourself whether you want to protect people for Buddhist scriptures." Guanshiyin said.
Wu Kong's thoughts changed rapidly.I thought to myself: "If I practice on my own, it won't take long to improve my cultivation. Comparing the time flow in this negative world with the time flow speed in the positive world, I don't know what the difference is. What if I slowly slow down here?" Before my cultivation has yielded results, the catastrophe in the real world has begun. Xuan Suxin and many other monks who have not reached the realm of immortality have all died in the catastrophe. Even the other half of my true spirit has also died. Will be annihilated by a great calamity in that righteous world. Wouldn’t that be bad?
"Whether the catastrophe of the positive world will affect the negative world has to be considered. Therefore, we must advance to the realm of immortality as soon as possible. Then, the body of Sun Wukong who has taken away his body must escape as soon as possible."
Wu Kong recalled the Journey to the West he had read before.There was a thought in my heart: "There are many monsters on the westward journey. I can devour these monsters one by one. As long as there are creatures in this world that can eat, the Devouring Avenue will definitely be useful. It can help this body to increase its strength faster."
"This world of Journey to the West also seems to talk about luck, and I can also practice the way of luck. Then, my strength will increase faster. In the future, I may be able to swallow up the Tathagata and the guys in heaven. My strength surpasses that of the quasi-sage, and I can The Hunyuan Saint also swallowed it. Is there any reason why the Chaos Bead cannot be found?
"However, everything needs to leave the Five Elements Mountain first."
Thinking about it, Wu Kong nodded: "Okay, I promise to protect the Buddhist monk. But, I am really willing to let my grandson go out."
"Naturally. As long as you agree to protect the people who want to learn the scriptures, you will definitely be released. Otherwise, how will you protect the people who want to learn the scriptures?" Guanshiyin solemnly promised.
"Then I, Old Sun, agreed, but 20 years, won't it be too long?" Wu Kong asked.
Guanshiyin said: "Soon, it will be 500 years, and there are still 20 years left."
Wu Kong said angrily: "Since there are still 20 years, more than 300 years, wouldn't it make me even more miserable if you came so early and said something to me?"
Avalokitesvara smiled faintly: "If you refuse to agree, then we have 20 years to find other escort candidates. We can also make arrangements to convince you, or suppress you even more miserably."
"No, shameless"
Wu Kong was very angry.
Such targeted words were said so openly and honestly.
"Amitabha, the Buddha has a compassionate heart and also has the wrathful eyes of the Vajra. When dealing with those who have unresolved sins and are unwilling to sincerely repent, they will naturally act like the wrathful Vajra. To eliminate evil is to do good. Wukong, you can be suppressed here for 500 years, and Instead of being completely beaten to death, you should be grateful."
"I can't kill my old grandson even if I kill the Immortal Platform. No matter how powerful Tathagata is, he can only suppress me."
Having said this, Wu Kong felt enlightened.
The powerful people in the Immortal Realm in the positive world are also immortal and more thorough than Sun Wukong.
But all the same, Sun Wukong is immortal and is not afraid of death but is afraid of being suppressed.The same is probably true for those immortal realms.Wu Kong could understand the anger of the dragon in the immortal realm.
"The super catastrophe will only wipe out those under the Immortal Realm. It should not destroy the Immortal Realm. But why are Hongjun, Taiyi, Dijun, Tongtian, Demon Ancestor, and Yuanzun so nervous? The same goes for Shenlong. Immortal Dragon. The environment can also protect your family members, so you shouldn't be afraid of disasters. Why are you jumping up and down in such a hurry?
"Is it possible that the catastrophe will not only wipe out those below the immortal realm, but also suppress the eternal realm as well, making it impossible to stand up?"
The more Wu Kong thought about it, the more he felt it was possible.
If we talk about a world being destroyed and returning to chaos, the space will be compressed and become smaller, even to extremely narrow.From the vast space of countless billions of thousands of distances, compressed to only a few hundred light years or even hundreds of kilometers or dozens of kilometers, then, the powerful immortals are trapped in this smaller world.I'm afraid it's similar to Sun Wukong being trapped under the Five Elements Mountain.
To the Immortal Realm, a few hundred kilometers of free space is just like the distance of Sun Wukong's head.Apart from counting ants, it has no other use.
"It's a pity that Mr. Tu Tu doesn't know how to play cards and mahjong. Otherwise, it would be great if he asked more of the mountain gods Tu Tu to come over and play chess, cards and mahjong with me," Wu Kong muttered.
Guanyin has already left.He doesn't care either.
After that, 16 years flew by.
Wu Kong closed his eyes and said nothing, occasionally sucking in some wind dew, ants on the ground, and some fruits from nearby trees, that's all.
But these things do not contain spiritual energy, and as soon as they approach the Five Elements Mountain, their spiritual energy is taken away, and Wu Kong's strength is not restored much.
"It's been 16 years here. I don't know how much time has passed in the other side of the world. Compared with what's going on here, there's still four years left. That's enough for 20 years. Then Monk Tang should be here soon."
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bsp; Wu Kong muttered.
Suddenly, I heard a childish voice: "Hey, Uncle Monkey, you are the Monkey King, Sun Wukong."
Wu Kong turned around and saw a beautiful little girl standing not far away, her eyes flickering as she looked at Wu Kong.
And outside the woods a little far away from here, there is a white horse with some suitcases containing clothes and books, and a tin staff used as a pole.
Wu Kong had long heard footsteps approaching.He didn't pay much attention to it. He glanced at it and saw that it was a little girl, so he said nothing.Close your eyes again.
"Hey, I'm talking to you, can you please stop being so rude?" the little girl said.
Wu Kong opened his eyes, took another look, and found that the little girl was not too young, and she looked about fifteen or sixteen years old.But his real age should be seventeen or eighteen. He is wearing a gray robe and a huge hat on his head, and he seems to be bald.
"Who are you?" Wu Kong couldn't help but asked as his heart moved.
"Haha, if you ask me, I am a young man with a lot of talent, the most beautiful girl in the Tang Dynasty, the most beautiful girl in the Tang Dynasty, Tang Yuniang, the monk's name is Sanzang, and everyone calls him Tang Sanzang."
As soon as the woman said the words, Wu Kong almost spit out his nose: "You, you, you are Tang Sanzang"
"Yes. I am the one known as the Holy Monk of the Tang Dynasty. At the invitation of Guanyin Bodhisattva, and on the orders of Emperor Li Shimin of the Tang Dynasty, I went west to the Tang Dynasty to obtain Buddhist scriptures." The little girl said.
Wu Kong gasped.
Tang Sanzang was actually a woman and still so young
Did you make a mistake?
Moreover, it is said that it will be 20 years later, these 16 years have come
There's something wrong with the plot
Wu Kong couldn't help but recall the content of Journey to the West.The Tang Sanseng inside is undoubtedly a mature and steady handsome man, with a calm demeanor, and he has an Adam's apple, so he cannot be a man.
"You are talking nonsense, how could Guanyin Bodhisattva let a woman go to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures?"
"Why can't women go to seek Buddhist scriptures? You are discriminating against women. Huh, isn't Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva also a woman?"
"One look at you shows that the scriptures didn't say it right. Avalokitesvara is a man, but he's just dressed as a woman."
"Ah, she's still a fake girl." The little girl was shocked.
Wu Kong was speechless.
This little girl is arrogant, has no respect for the Bodhisattva, and is not steady and down-to-earth. She does not look like a real monk at all.This is the Tang Tripitaka, the star of hope of the Tang Dynasty in the East, who went to the West to obtain the Mahayana Buddhism and spread it to the East.
"Hey, why are you silent again?"
""
"I heard that Guanshiyin Bodhisattva has reserved a great disciple for me, named Sun Wukong. In the future, he will accompany me all the way to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures. It should be you."
""
"Don't you just forget it? I originally wanted to take off the talisman to let you out of trouble. But now it seems that there is no need for it."
"I am Sun Wukong. It's just that I don't like being a disciple of a little bitch."
"It doesn't matter, you will get used to it in the future anyway." The little girl said.
"Speaking of which, why is Tang Sanzang a woman?"
"Haha, this question is profound. My original name was Tang Muniang, and I liked Buddhism. I had no intention of becoming a monk. But when Tang Sanzang was young, a knight on the roadside frightened his horse and accidentally trampled him to death. His soul merged into In my body, I have two personalities, one named Tang Sanzang and the other named Tang Muniang, and they are gradually merging. However, although the situation is a bit strange, no one in the Tang Dynasty has a more profound Dharma than me. So I am allowed to be a Buddhist scripture collector. Of course, it’s also because I heard that studying scriptures can help you become a Buddha and allow two personalities to merge or separate again.” The female nun, no, female monk, the female monk spoke up.
Wu Kong sighed secretly. There must be no such magical turning point in Journey to the West.
But, that’s it, let’s get out of trouble first, no matter what the world becomes
"I see. Well, in that case, I will guarantee you to go to the West to obtain scriptures. Go and take off the talisman."
"No hurry, no hurry. Before that, I'll go get something."
"what"
"Flower hat."
"What?" Wu Kong's eyes suddenly widened.
He remembered the plot in Journey to the West, where the flower hat was actually made of a tight hoop.However, they only put it on Sun Wukong after he let him go. What kind of scandal does this little girly Master Sanzang want to do?
"I don't want to see fancy hats." Wu Kong said.
"No, no. That flower hat is just for you."
"If you say no, you don't."
"Then I won't let you out."
""
"Hmph, you made such a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace back then. You were so brave, so powerful, and so scary. If after you ran out, you suddenly became lustful and wanted to molest me, wouldn't I be calling the heavens and the earth unworthy?"
Wu Kong almost vomited blood, this Tang Monk was so weird.
He said angrily: "How can I be that kind of person? Huh, don't reveal the three treasures of essence, energy and spirit. Please keep them carefully. This is the key to immortality. How can I ruin my cultivation for you, a pink skeleton?"
"Tch, that's nice to say. Moreover, even if you don't let it slip, you can imitate Lu Dongbin's three plays of White Peony. Although they are combined, the pure yang is reserved, and you insist on not showing the pure yang, there is nothing I can do about it."
Wu Kong was stunned: "How could you, a monk, learn so many messy things?"
"Buddhism also has Happy Zen. Although I don't practice it, I have meditated on it." The little girl said.
Wu Kong was depressed: "It turned out to be a dull Shao. Well, I, Old Sun, won't do anything to you. Even if I do, I will find someone mature and meaty. I won't find you, a mediocre nun with no breasts."
"Who said I am equal?" The little girl straightened her chest, but it was blocked by the gray monk's robe and could not be seen at all.
Wu Kong was speechless.
After a while, the little girl brought a flower hat and was about to put it on Wu Kong's head.
But a golden light suddenly appeared, and the hat just couldn't be put on.
"Put on your hat yourself," said the little girl Tang Sanzang.
Wu Kong sneered: "I didn't know that this hat must be put on by myself to be effective. This is called self-binding. I use my own magic power to support this hoop. The stronger the magic power, the harder it is to take it off, and the more painful it is when the curse is recited." .”
"You don't wear it"
"I won't wear it," Wu Kong said.
"Oh." The little girl lifted up the monk's robe and took off her belt.
"Hey, what are you doing?" Wu Kong asked in shock.
The little girl still grabbed her pants and said: "I heard that children urinate to ward off evil spirits, and that filth can pollute the magic power. You are using magic power to hold up the hat, so you can't put it on. I'll sprinkle it on you, and it will be done." I can put this hat on you."
Wu Kong was stunned for a moment, and then roared toward the sky: "If you don't come over, Guanshiyin Bodhisattva, I won't go to get the scriptures." To be continued.
"Haha, it will be 20 years in 500 years. If Old Sun can escape on his own, who will be able to protect his disciples?" Wu Kong sneered.
"After 20 years, if no one lifts the talisman, you can escape on your own." Guanyin smiled: "You underestimate the power of Buddha, right? Although this talisman has been posted for 500 years, it absorbs the power of Buddhism every day, which is boundless. No. If a devout Buddhist practitioner removes this talisman, it will be impossible for you to escape on your own."
Wu Kong was stunned: "Didn't you say that I would be released after being trapped for 500 years?"
"Who said that I would suppress you for 500 years and then let you go?" Guanyin asked.
Wu Kong was dumbfounded.
"The Buddha said at the beginning that your sins were so serious that he would punish you by being suppressed at the foot of Wuzhishan Mountain for 500 years. He said that he would be suppressed for 500 years, but he did not say that after 500 years, he would not continue to be imprisoned for another 500 years."
"What?" Wu Kong's eyes suddenly widened: "I have to be locked up for another 500 years."
"You destroyed the Heavenly Court and made the Jade Emperor less majestic and unable to control the three realms. As a result, the world was in chaos, the four qi were out of balance, and mortals suffered a lot. This is a heinous crime. If you sincerely repent in 500 years, and your sins disappear, you will naturally be released. . But after 500 years of repression, if you don’t want to repent, and your sins have not been eliminated, of course you must continue to suppress them.” Guanyin said: “You can’t escape until you completely repent and are willing to change your ways.”
Wu Kong was stunned for a while, and then he said depressedly: "Shameless, the so-called repentance or not, whether I have thought about my mistakes or not, mainly depends on whether I agree to keep a monk to learn Buddhist scriptures. If I agree, I have regretted it. If I don't agree, I have not regretted it." ,Right"
Avalokitesvara smiled and said: "If you are willing to agree, then you have taken refuge in my Buddha, and you are devoted to the Buddha. Naturally, you are wholeheartedly doing good. If you no longer do evil, that means you have repented and can be released. But if you don't agree."
Avalokitesvara smiled and said: "It's also possible that you have repented, but you just don't think about Buddhism. That can also be released. However, you can't prove that you have really repented, so we have to test it and then Leave an extra 500 years to slowly test you. In the end, I find that your evil nature has disappeared. That means you have truly repented. Even if you don’t think about Buddhism or help others learn scriptures, you are still repentant. That can also release you."
Wu Qingkong said: "After all, I still want my old man, Sun, to protect people from learning scriptures. Aren't you afraid that I will beat the person learning the scriptures to death with a stick?"
"That means you refuse to repent. If you suppress it for another 5000 years, maybe the Buddha will kill you completely or suppress you in Guixu Haiyan, and you will never be reincarnated." Guanshiyin said lightly. There was no threat in his tone, but there was something in his words. It's interesting, but it's creepy.
Shameless
Wu Kong cursed inwardly.
"Okay, you can decide for yourself whether you want to protect people for Buddhist scriptures." Guanshiyin said.
Wu Kong's thoughts changed rapidly.I thought to myself: "If I practice on my own, it won't take long to improve my cultivation. Comparing the time flow in this negative world with the time flow speed in the positive world, I don't know what the difference is. What if I slowly slow down here?" Before my cultivation has yielded results, the catastrophe in the real world has begun. Xuan Suxin and many other monks who have not reached the realm of immortality have all died in the catastrophe. Even the other half of my true spirit has also died. Will be annihilated by a great calamity in that righteous world. Wouldn’t that be bad?
"Whether the catastrophe of the positive world will affect the negative world has to be considered. Therefore, we must advance to the realm of immortality as soon as possible. Then, the body of Sun Wukong who has taken away his body must escape as soon as possible."
Wu Kong recalled the Journey to the West he had read before.There was a thought in my heart: "There are many monsters on the westward journey. I can devour these monsters one by one. As long as there are creatures in this world that can eat, the Devouring Avenue will definitely be useful. It can help this body to increase its strength faster."
"This world of Journey to the West also seems to talk about luck, and I can also practice the way of luck. Then, my strength will increase faster. In the future, I may be able to swallow up the Tathagata and the guys in heaven. My strength surpasses that of the quasi-sage, and I can The Hunyuan Saint also swallowed it. Is there any reason why the Chaos Bead cannot be found?
"However, everything needs to leave the Five Elements Mountain first."
Thinking about it, Wu Kong nodded: "Okay, I promise to protect the Buddhist monk. But, I am really willing to let my grandson go out."
"Naturally. As long as you agree to protect the people who want to learn the scriptures, you will definitely be released. Otherwise, how will you protect the people who want to learn the scriptures?" Guanshiyin solemnly promised.
"Then I, Old Sun, agreed, but 20 years, won't it be too long?" Wu Kong asked.
Guanshiyin said: "Soon, it will be 500 years, and there are still 20 years left."
Wu Kong said angrily: "Since there are still 20 years, more than 300 years, wouldn't it make me even more miserable if you came so early and said something to me?"
Avalokitesvara smiled faintly: "If you refuse to agree, then we have 20 years to find other escort candidates. We can also make arrangements to convince you, or suppress you even more miserably."
"No, shameless"
Wu Kong was very angry.
Such targeted words were said so openly and honestly.
"Amitabha, the Buddha has a compassionate heart and also has the wrathful eyes of the Vajra. When dealing with those who have unresolved sins and are unwilling to sincerely repent, they will naturally act like the wrathful Vajra. To eliminate evil is to do good. Wukong, you can be suppressed here for 500 years, and Instead of being completely beaten to death, you should be grateful."
"I can't kill my old grandson even if I kill the Immortal Platform. No matter how powerful Tathagata is, he can only suppress me."
Having said this, Wu Kong felt enlightened.
The powerful people in the Immortal Realm in the positive world are also immortal and more thorough than Sun Wukong.
But all the same, Sun Wukong is immortal and is not afraid of death but is afraid of being suppressed.The same is probably true for those immortal realms.Wu Kong could understand the anger of the dragon in the immortal realm.
"The super catastrophe will only wipe out those under the Immortal Realm. It should not destroy the Immortal Realm. But why are Hongjun, Taiyi, Dijun, Tongtian, Demon Ancestor, and Yuanzun so nervous? The same goes for Shenlong. Immortal Dragon. The environment can also protect your family members, so you shouldn't be afraid of disasters. Why are you jumping up and down in such a hurry?
"Is it possible that the catastrophe will not only wipe out those below the immortal realm, but also suppress the eternal realm as well, making it impossible to stand up?"
The more Wu Kong thought about it, the more he felt it was possible.
If we talk about a world being destroyed and returning to chaos, the space will be compressed and become smaller, even to extremely narrow.From the vast space of countless billions of thousands of distances, compressed to only a few hundred light years or even hundreds of kilometers or dozens of kilometers, then, the powerful immortals are trapped in this smaller world.I'm afraid it's similar to Sun Wukong being trapped under the Five Elements Mountain.
To the Immortal Realm, a few hundred kilometers of free space is just like the distance of Sun Wukong's head.Apart from counting ants, it has no other use.
"It's a pity that Mr. Tu Tu doesn't know how to play cards and mahjong. Otherwise, it would be great if he asked more of the mountain gods Tu Tu to come over and play chess, cards and mahjong with me," Wu Kong muttered.
Guanyin has already left.He doesn't care either.
After that, 16 years flew by.
Wu Kong closed his eyes and said nothing, occasionally sucking in some wind dew, ants on the ground, and some fruits from nearby trees, that's all.
But these things do not contain spiritual energy, and as soon as they approach the Five Elements Mountain, their spiritual energy is taken away, and Wu Kong's strength is not restored much.
"It's been 16 years here. I don't know how much time has passed in the other side of the world. Compared with what's going on here, there's still four years left. That's enough for 20 years. Then Monk Tang should be here soon."
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bsp; Wu Kong muttered.
Suddenly, I heard a childish voice: "Hey, Uncle Monkey, you are the Monkey King, Sun Wukong."
Wu Kong turned around and saw a beautiful little girl standing not far away, her eyes flickering as she looked at Wu Kong.
And outside the woods a little far away from here, there is a white horse with some suitcases containing clothes and books, and a tin staff used as a pole.
Wu Kong had long heard footsteps approaching.He didn't pay much attention to it. He glanced at it and saw that it was a little girl, so he said nothing.Close your eyes again.
"Hey, I'm talking to you, can you please stop being so rude?" the little girl said.
Wu Kong opened his eyes, took another look, and found that the little girl was not too young, and she looked about fifteen or sixteen years old.But his real age should be seventeen or eighteen. He is wearing a gray robe and a huge hat on his head, and he seems to be bald.
"Who are you?" Wu Kong couldn't help but asked as his heart moved.
"Haha, if you ask me, I am a young man with a lot of talent, the most beautiful girl in the Tang Dynasty, the most beautiful girl in the Tang Dynasty, Tang Yuniang, the monk's name is Sanzang, and everyone calls him Tang Sanzang."
As soon as the woman said the words, Wu Kong almost spit out his nose: "You, you, you are Tang Sanzang"
"Yes. I am the one known as the Holy Monk of the Tang Dynasty. At the invitation of Guanyin Bodhisattva, and on the orders of Emperor Li Shimin of the Tang Dynasty, I went west to the Tang Dynasty to obtain Buddhist scriptures." The little girl said.
Wu Kong gasped.
Tang Sanzang was actually a woman and still so young
Did you make a mistake?
Moreover, it is said that it will be 20 years later, these 16 years have come
There's something wrong with the plot
Wu Kong couldn't help but recall the content of Journey to the West.The Tang Sanseng inside is undoubtedly a mature and steady handsome man, with a calm demeanor, and he has an Adam's apple, so he cannot be a man.
"You are talking nonsense, how could Guanyin Bodhisattva let a woman go to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures?"
"Why can't women go to seek Buddhist scriptures? You are discriminating against women. Huh, isn't Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva also a woman?"
"One look at you shows that the scriptures didn't say it right. Avalokitesvara is a man, but he's just dressed as a woman."
"Ah, she's still a fake girl." The little girl was shocked.
Wu Kong was speechless.
This little girl is arrogant, has no respect for the Bodhisattva, and is not steady and down-to-earth. She does not look like a real monk at all.This is the Tang Tripitaka, the star of hope of the Tang Dynasty in the East, who went to the West to obtain the Mahayana Buddhism and spread it to the East.
"Hey, why are you silent again?"
""
"I heard that Guanshiyin Bodhisattva has reserved a great disciple for me, named Sun Wukong. In the future, he will accompany me all the way to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures. It should be you."
""
"Don't you just forget it? I originally wanted to take off the talisman to let you out of trouble. But now it seems that there is no need for it."
"I am Sun Wukong. It's just that I don't like being a disciple of a little bitch."
"It doesn't matter, you will get used to it in the future anyway." The little girl said.
"Speaking of which, why is Tang Sanzang a woman?"
"Haha, this question is profound. My original name was Tang Muniang, and I liked Buddhism. I had no intention of becoming a monk. But when Tang Sanzang was young, a knight on the roadside frightened his horse and accidentally trampled him to death. His soul merged into In my body, I have two personalities, one named Tang Sanzang and the other named Tang Muniang, and they are gradually merging. However, although the situation is a bit strange, no one in the Tang Dynasty has a more profound Dharma than me. So I am allowed to be a Buddhist scripture collector. Of course, it’s also because I heard that studying scriptures can help you become a Buddha and allow two personalities to merge or separate again.” The female nun, no, female monk, the female monk spoke up.
Wu Kong sighed secretly. There must be no such magical turning point in Journey to the West.
But, that’s it, let’s get out of trouble first, no matter what the world becomes
"I see. Well, in that case, I will guarantee you to go to the West to obtain scriptures. Go and take off the talisman."
"No hurry, no hurry. Before that, I'll go get something."
"what"
"Flower hat."
"What?" Wu Kong's eyes suddenly widened.
He remembered the plot in Journey to the West, where the flower hat was actually made of a tight hoop.However, they only put it on Sun Wukong after he let him go. What kind of scandal does this little girly Master Sanzang want to do?
"I don't want to see fancy hats." Wu Kong said.
"No, no. That flower hat is just for you."
"If you say no, you don't."
"Then I won't let you out."
""
"Hmph, you made such a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace back then. You were so brave, so powerful, and so scary. If after you ran out, you suddenly became lustful and wanted to molest me, wouldn't I be calling the heavens and the earth unworthy?"
Wu Kong almost vomited blood, this Tang Monk was so weird.
He said angrily: "How can I be that kind of person? Huh, don't reveal the three treasures of essence, energy and spirit. Please keep them carefully. This is the key to immortality. How can I ruin my cultivation for you, a pink skeleton?"
"Tch, that's nice to say. Moreover, even if you don't let it slip, you can imitate Lu Dongbin's three plays of White Peony. Although they are combined, the pure yang is reserved, and you insist on not showing the pure yang, there is nothing I can do about it."
Wu Kong was stunned: "How could you, a monk, learn so many messy things?"
"Buddhism also has Happy Zen. Although I don't practice it, I have meditated on it." The little girl said.
Wu Kong was depressed: "It turned out to be a dull Shao. Well, I, Old Sun, won't do anything to you. Even if I do, I will find someone mature and meaty. I won't find you, a mediocre nun with no breasts."
"Who said I am equal?" The little girl straightened her chest, but it was blocked by the gray monk's robe and could not be seen at all.
Wu Kong was speechless.
After a while, the little girl brought a flower hat and was about to put it on Wu Kong's head.
But a golden light suddenly appeared, and the hat just couldn't be put on.
"Put on your hat yourself," said the little girl Tang Sanzang.
Wu Kong sneered: "I didn't know that this hat must be put on by myself to be effective. This is called self-binding. I use my own magic power to support this hoop. The stronger the magic power, the harder it is to take it off, and the more painful it is when the curse is recited." .”
"You don't wear it"
"I won't wear it," Wu Kong said.
"Oh." The little girl lifted up the monk's robe and took off her belt.
"Hey, what are you doing?" Wu Kong asked in shock.
The little girl still grabbed her pants and said: "I heard that children urinate to ward off evil spirits, and that filth can pollute the magic power. You are using magic power to hold up the hat, so you can't put it on. I'll sprinkle it on you, and it will be done." I can put this hat on you."
Wu Kong was stunned for a moment, and then roared toward the sky: "If you don't come over, Guanshiyin Bodhisattva, I won't go to get the scriptures." To be continued.
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