summon dragon ball

When Wu Kong heard this, he felt something was wrong, turned around and ran away.net

But how fast can he run with these little arms and legs?

The middle-aged woman, whose fists could stand upright and whose arms could run a horse, stomped her right foot heavily, and her figure flew towards this direction like a cannonball, and stopped in front of Wu Kong in the blink of an eye.

Without any nonsense, he reached out and patted Wu Kong lightly, and Wu Kong fainted.

Before he fainted, a thought flashed through Wu Kong's mind: "We must find a way..."

Drowsily, I don't know how long I slept.

Half asleep and half awake, Wu Kong faintly heard the sound of someone talking.

What to do with these men? "

"There are fifteen in total. There are others in the village. We can't use so many for the time being. Just use half and keep the other half first." "

&Okay, but since there are many, that little man is my trophy, so I will take it away. "

"Ha, Sister Xi, you have to take it easy. Without official status, having a son-in-law privately is a serious crime." "

&Is that the old calendar from hundreds of years ago?Let me look at it now. In our village and the village next door, are there still few people raising men at home?Well, this little man is not what I want. I just take him back to be a companion for my little Xu to prevent her from being lonely.Okay, let’s go. "

Then, Wu Kong felt his body being lifted up and swaying.

When he opened his eyes, he found that his body was in the air, and a big hand was holding clothes on his back.

& What a lot of strength. "Wu Kong was secretly shocked.

After a slight struggle, I heard the loud voice saying: "Little guy, don't move around. If you fall down and get a bruise on your face, I will slap you to death. Throw it away and don't want it anymore."

Wu Kong was too frightened to move.

He reached out and touched it, and found that the dragon ball was still in his arms, and he couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief.

Then I felt stupid. This dragon ball can be summoned back at any time. Even if it is temporarily lost, it doesn't matter.

Then, I started to worry, not knowing what fate I would face.

"If this strong woman wants to kill me or make me do something weird, then I can only use delaying tactics."

& told her that there are 36 dragon balls in the world, and if you collect them all, you can call Tathagata Buddha, make a wish, and have the wish come true.Even if you want to stay young forever and become young and beautiful, you can achieve it.

&, I have a special bloodline, and only I can sense the whereabouts of other dragon balls through one dragon ball.In this way, I can take her out to 'treasure hunt' and wander around for a year. After the dragon ball regains its power, I will secretly summon the dragon and ask the dragon to give me powerful strength to kill this strong woman.Hum, hum hum hum..."

Wu Kong made up his mind and felt that his safety was in danger, so he gradually felt at ease.

Not long after, I heard a slight sound of the door being pushed open.

Looking up, he found that he was being lifted into a courtyard.There is a huge stone fence here, and there is a large flat ground inside the fence, which is the yard.There are houses all around the yard.In front of the kitchen, there is a well with a bucket next to it.

It was almost evening, and the sun was setting in the west. The slanting light shone in, giving the surrounding quiet and simple houses a faint golden light.

In the yard, there is a little girl of seven or eight years old practicing boxing.

She was wearing a gray cloth short-breasted practice uniform, with two tender white arms and two snow-white calves exposed to the air. Not only were her bare feet not stained by dust, but They are spotless, and the little toes are as round as jade, with tender red in the white.

Looking closer, I found that this little girl is really beautiful, with delicate eyebrows, eyes as quiet as autumn water, a delicate nose, a bright red mouth, and neat teeth. The skin on her face is white and delicate, as tender as new. Peeling a lychee, it seems like water will come out as soon as you pinch it.

The whole person is juicy, pink, and cute. I don’t know how beautiful, beautiful, and cute she is.

However, I don't know if it was an illusion, but when the little girl stood on her horse and swung her pink fists, there seemed to be a faint, hard-to-see white light on her body, which flashed away.

& Xu. shouted a loud voice.

The cute little girl turned her head, stunned for a moment, and then rushed over in surprise: "Mom, you are back."

&? ! ! "Wu Kong was dumbfounded.

This little girl... this cute little girl who is pink, tender, cute, pretty, fragrant and fair... is actually the daughter of this aunt who can walk on people's arms with her fists and race horses? ! !

Wu Kong felt like a bolt from the blue, as if he had seen the most incredible thing in the world.

At this time, the middle-aged aunt threw Wu Kong to the ground: "Haha, good daughter, are you practicing your boxing at home?"

& Of course there is. "

As the little girl spoke, her black and white eyes, as clear as autumn water, turned slightly, looked at Wu Kong curiously, and asked: "Mom, who is this?"

&Ha, this is the gift I brought back for you. "

& thing? "The little girl's eyes widened.

"Ah, mother was worried that you would be lonely, so she brought him back. Well, let you be a child-in-law." "

&Adopt a son-in-law? The little girl was puzzled. She bit her little finger, blinked her eyes, and asked, "What is a 'child adopted son-in-law'? What is it made of?"Tapioca or flour?Is it tasty? "

The middle-aged aunt laughed: "My good daughter, you can't eat it as a child-in-law... Well, even if you want to eat it, you have to wait until you grow up."

Wu Kong sweated violently: "Hey, hey, hey, is it really okay to teach children like this? Well...it's illegal to eat men."

Just as he was thinking about it, the middle-aged aunt said to him: "Okay, boy, stand up and give my little Xu a good look."

Wu Kong stood up, but as soon as his clothes were loosened, the dragon ball rolled down.

&What's this? "The little girl's eyes lit up, she stretched out her hand to grab it, and the dragon ball flew into her hand.

Wu Kong was so frightened that he almost bit his tongue: "Ling... volleying to take photos?"

Oh my god, I didn’t expect this little girl to be a martial arts master?

&...that's mine. "Wukong said in a weak voice.

&Is it yours? The middle-aged aunt glared at Wu Kong angrily: "Humph, from today on, you are Xiaoxu's person, and your things belong to Xiaoxu." "

As he said that, he turned to look at the little girl and said: "My dear daughter, you must remember that men's things belong to us women. What belongs to us women also belongs to us women. So, this little man's things belong to us. , you can take it, if you don’t listen>

The middle-aged aunt slapped her right hand, and there was a loud bang in the yard. A palm print appeared out of thin air on the ground, and it was emitting steam.

Wu Kong shrank his head in fear.

&, why don’t you go in?Get yourself dry, wash rice, wash vegetables, and prepare meals. Boil water for us to take a bath in the evening. When you're done, wash all our clothes. "

The middle-aged aunt gave the order, and Wu Kong had no choice but to obey.Anyway, the dragon ball can't be lost.

Fortunately, we can eat at the same table at night, and we can even be assigned a small room, so we don't have to sleep in the firewood shed. It's much better than sleeping in the wilderness hungry.Moreover, I also learned the names of the little girl and the middle-aged aunt - the little girl's name is Xi Ruxu, the middle-aged aunt's name is Xi Jinghui... I missed a good name in vain.

At night, the village was so lively, with the sound of swords and whips, and the screams of men from time to time, echoing in the night sky until Wu Kong's scalp went numb.

He gritted his teeth secretly: "Anyway, I can't die now, I don't have to suffer torture, and I don't have to live alone in the wilderness, so I will stay here for now... When the Dragon Ball recovers a year later, I can summon him and make a wish directly , let me have peerless martial arts, and when the time comes, I will make you look good!! Let you serve me in turn."

Wu Kong was secretly furious. If he hadn't been worried about making too much noise when summoning the Dragon Balls, and worried that the villagers would find out, he would have just summoned all the Dragon Balls back first.But, still bear with it.

In a daze, I didn't fall asleep until it was almost dawn.

But not long after he closed his eyes, Aunt Xi broke in, picked him up, carried him to the yard, and forced him to practice.

& Zama for half an hour, and then perform waist exercises, three hundred circles on the left and three hundred circles on the right. "

When Wu Kong heard this, he almost fell down in fear.

However, he was afraid that it was too early... A minute later, Aunt Xi took out a pair of iron vests weighing ten kilograms and asked him to put them on.

After finishing the horse stance, the sun had not yet risen. His legs were already as soft as noodles, but he was still forced to perform waist-turning exercises. If he disobeyed, he would be whipped off with a whip, and he was not afraid of being beaten. Bad practice.

With great difficulty, I managed to complete the [-] waist turning movements until the sun was up three poles.

The little girl Xi Ruxu brought over a large bowl of dark medicine with a strange smell: "Xiao Kong, come and drink the medicine."

&What kind of medicine is this? "Wukong discovered that there seemed to be some strange things floating in the medicinal soup, such as insects, scorpions, centipedes and the like. He could guarantee that he saw it correctly.

&This is called 'Five Poison Tiger Whip and Bear Kidney Decoction', which collects five kinds of extremely poisonous insects and mixes them with tiger whip, tiger bone, tiger waist tendon, bear heart, bear kidney, leopard gallbladder, leopard fetus, etc. 'Qi Jue Corpse Yin Grass' is blended and refined into a powerful tonic medicine for Yang.Your body is too weak. If you don't replenish it, you won't be able to practice it. "Aunt Xi said in a loud voice.

Wu Kong was trembling a little and asked weakly: "Is it okay if I don't drink or practice?"

Aunt Xi smashed a stack of bluestones with one palm: "Don't practice? You try it! If you want to be the son-in-law of our Xi family, you have to look like a child-in-law.

Son-in-law, let me tell you, to be a good son-in-law, you must first be a good man.The key to whether a man is good is whether his waist and legs are good, and the key is whether his kidneys are good.

"To replenish the kidneys, one must start from childhood."Otherwise, it will just become a pustule when it grows up. No matter how beautiful and beautiful it is, what's the use>

Wu Kong's face turned green.

When men replenish their kidneys, do they have to start from childhood?

This was the first time he had heard such strange words.

Of course... this was the first time he had seen such a tough aunt.

Alas, what kind of broken world is this?

How did Shenlong get him to this damn place?

& It must be the wrong time travel.The next time I see Shenlong, I have to make a wish to go back in time... Even if I don't go back, at least I won't come to such a bad world. "