My elf is so clever

"boom!"

"boom!"

"boom!"

Just like when the Kirby herd migrates, the ground vibrates.

"what happened?"

Han Shu was knocked off the bed while sleeping.

He touched his butt, which was burning.

"Why is there an earthquake?"

Han Shu was ready to put the baby away immediately.

He looked at the secret compartment at the head of the bed, then quickly pulled out the secret compartment and took out an old landline phone inside.

"Escape first and come back later."

Han Shu put on his clothes, put an old landline phone in his pocket, and was about to leave.

But he saw someone standing behind him.

"Who?"

I don’t know when, but there was a big hole in the back door of Han Shu’s house.

From the big hole, white moonlight shines through.

It seemed like this small space was filled with moonlight.

"It's you?"

Han Shu immediately recognized who this person was. Wasn't this person the one who asked for directions just now?

Why did you show up at my house?

Han Shu figured it out immediately.

This person is not a good person.

There was no earthquake, the back door was torn down.

It seems that the other party came prepared.

"Little brother, I haven't offended you, have I?" Han Shu's eyes flashed with a hint of sinisterness, and he reached out to touch the knife on the bed.

"Ha ha……"

Zhou Yuan sneered and punched Han Shu in the chest with anger.

"I want your life!"

Han Shu stood up in response and hit the wall hard.

He was already old and his physical condition was not as good as before.

With one mouthful, blood spurted out.

"Little brother, spare your life!" Han Shu immediately knelt down and kowtowed, with a strong desire to survive.

Zhou Yuan flew up and kicked Han Shu, knocking him to the ground.

He kicked a big hole in the wall and rolled out of the house.

After rolling to the ground, Han Shu felt dizzy.

He could feel that the other party really had murderous intent.

And with the opponent's fists and kicks, it shouldn't be too easy to kill him.

"Little brother, you can kill me, but at least give me an explanation?"

Han Shu was still stalling for time, trying to think of a way to escape.

Zhou Yuan followed up and said in a cold voice: "Do you still remember Xie Anxin?"

Han Shu's face instantly sank.

"Are you from the Xie family?"

Later, Han Shu denied it himself.

"Impossible! Xie Ping was deprived of his title of Four Heavenly Kings and spent his days drinking and drinking. Ten years have passed. If he wanted revenge, he would have come here long ago. You are not from the Xie family! Who are you?"

Zhou Yuan gritted his teeth and said: "It doesn't matter who I am, what matters is that I want to take your life!"

As he spoke, Zhou Yuan stepped on Han Shu's right leg again, crushing his entire leg bone.

"what!!!"

Han Shu looked up to the sky and roared, but he knew that no one lived nearby.

Even if he screamed, no one could save him.

"I want you to be tortured to death!"

Zhou Yuan's anger burned in his heart, and he was about to burst into anger.

"Snapped!"

With another kick, Zhou Yuan crushed Han Shu's other foot.

"Say! Where are the other two accomplices?"

Zhou Yuan clearly remembered that Xie Anxin said on the phone that there were three people who kidnapped her.

"It seems that you have a very clear understanding of what happened back then."

Han Shu broke into a cold sweat, all from pain.

He gritted his teeth and pretended to be calm.

But he knew that he could not be saved.

"Kill if you want. Anyway, at my age, I have already had enough."

"Oh? Do you think I will give you a pleasure?" Zhou Yuan took a small step forward and stepped on the thumb of Han Shu's left hand.

"Ahhh!"

My fingers hurt and my heart hurts. The ancients sincerely did not deceive me.

Han Shu's face turned pale at first, then cold sweat flowed out like a waterfall, and his face turned red again.

The veins on his neck bulged out, like maggots squirming.

"Second stick!"

Zhou Yuan kicked him again, crushing the ring finger of Han Shu's left hand.

After this kick, the bones and flesh were reduced to dregs, making them unrecognizable.

"Tell me! Where did those two people go?"

Zhou Yuan's body was full of killing intent, just like the killers on TV.

Han Shu originally thought that death was a very simple matter.

But now, after being tortured by Zhou Yuan, he found that an unpleasant death was a very simple matter.

"If you give me a favor, I will tell you!" Han Shu's eyes were so painful that he couldn't open them, and his eyeballs were all bloodshot.

"You have no right to bargain with me!" Zhou Yuan raised his leg and stepped on the index finger of Han Shu's left hand quickly and hard.

"Ahhhh!"

Han Shu gasped for air. He didn't even have the strength to bite his tongue now, and all his strength was taken away by the pain.

"I said...I said...hiss..."

Han Shu's teeth were chattering. He didn't expect such a young child to be so ruthless and cruel.

Zhou Yuan raised his foot again, but this time he did not step down.

This is telling Han Shu not to do any tricks, otherwise he will know the consequences.

Han Shu turned over with difficulty and lay on his back, his face covered with dirt on the ground.

"Both of them were killed by me."

Han Shu said calmly, as if this person was not him.

"Oh? Uneven distribution of the spoils? After all, there is only one Dark Stone." Zhou Yuan mocked.

"You actually know about the Dark Stone?" Han Shu looked at Zhou Yuan in surprise, but he knew that he was not qualified to listen to Zhou Yuan's answer.

"Yes, we kidnapped Xie Anxin for the Dark Stone. However, Xie Anxin didn't tell anyone about the Dark Stone. We really couldn't wait any longer, so we had to kill her!"

Han Shu, who said this, actually glanced at Zhou Yuan provocatively, as if to express his gratitude.

Look, the person you care about was killed by me?

Zhou Yuan was too lazy to pay attention to him and kicked him again.

However, this foot did not step on the fingers, but on the cow.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

Han Shu was in pain and wanted to roll on the ground, but he was so painful that he lost all strength.

"If you dare to talk nonsense again, I will find a bottle of honey and pour it on you, and you will be bitten to death by ants!" Zhou Yuan said the cruelest words in the most relaxed tone.

Han Shu swallowed several mouthfuls of saliva, but found that all the saliva had flowed from the corners of his mouth.

"When we were interrogating Xie Anxin, she kept being tough. After several days, the police were outside looking for her.

In the end...there was really no other way. When we looked for her, we actually found that she had a broken telephone landline hidden in her possession.

I thought she was crazy because she was holding a broken landline phone that didn't even have a phone line.

By the way, before killing her, she carved a monument to immortality. Do you think it's strange? She was almost dead, but she still had the strength to carve words on the wooden board with her fingers.

Oh, by the way, that board has Zhou's name written on it. Maybe it's her boyfriend?

Unexpectedly, she was so interested in her boyfriend.

I was generous and just threw away the broken board without destroying it. "

Originally, Han Shu thought that after he said such a long thing, this young man would definitely kill him.

Unexpectedly, the young man was stunned and didn't react at all.

Han Shu continued: "When I was about to kill her, I didn't expect that she also hid a wire and blinded one of my eyes.

I slapped her in the face, and then stabbed her with my backhand.

You haven't seen it, but the pillar of blood sprayed to the ceiling. There are still blood stains on the ceiling in my room, which cannot be washed away at all.

Finally, her and her brother's heads were sent to Xie Ping. Unexpectedly, it was a hit and miss. Xie Ping was defeated in the challenge of the Four Heavenly Kings on the second day.

When Xie Anxin's body was being moved, the landline phone hidden on her body fell off. When I picked it up, there was a call. Unexpectedly, it was a call from someone from the future. "

Han Shu's face suddenly became normal and he became excited.

Zhou Yuan knew that this was his comeback.

Unexpectedly, Han Shu's body was so weak and he was not even tortured.

He is going to die.

"We have been testing for several weeks. This landline phone can communicate with people in the past and future. However, it can only be used here. The three of us had different intentions, and finally I killed them all."

Zhou Yuan was silent. He had experienced this kind of magical thing. He was also sure that the landline phone could make calls to people at different times.

"I've been waiting for an opportunity. Whenever I can have a phone call with my past self, I will give me my lottery number. I also want to try the feeling of being a rich man."

After saying that, Han Shu slowly closed his eyes and his heart stopped beating.

Zhou Yuan did not bury him, but just walked over and took out the old landline phone hidden in his pocket.

"Thank you An Xin, this can be regarded as my revenge for you."

Zhou Yuan let out a long sigh, but he was still unwilling to give in.

What's the use of revenge?

You can't bring the dead back to life.

It was just to let Zhou Yuan feel at ease.

"Ugh!"

Zhou Yuan suddenly felt lost, and his anger still had nowhere to vent.

He walked back to the old house to see if he could encounter Xie Anxin's ghost.

In this world, there are ghost elves, so ghosts should also exist, right?

Zhou Yuan thought to himself: If ghosts really exist, I want to apologize to you. I should, believe you.

At this time, the old landline phone in Zhou Yuan's hand suddenly rang.

On the contrary, it shocked Zhou Yuan.

Weird, really weird.

A landline phone without a phone line was actually connected.

Zhou Yuan answered the phone: "Hello?"

There was a voice on the other end of the phone.

"Xue~la~bi?"

"What?" Zhou Yuan was stunned.

"Snow~la~bi!"

On the other end of the phone was a very clear voice, full of pure kindness.

"Is it you Celebi?" Zhou Yuan asked.

"Xue~la~bi?"

"I'm so stupid!"

Zhou Yuan slapped his head: "Didn't I bring the Variety Monster here? Let the Variety Monster talk to Celebi?"

Thinking of this, Zhou Yuan immediately summoned the Variety Monster.

It was late at night, and the Variety Monster was already fast asleep.

When he was summoned, the Variety Monster was still suffering from drowsiness and snot.

"Wake up!" Zhou Yuan pushed the Variety Monster.

The Variety Monster didn't respond at all and was still sleeping soundly.

"There's nothing we can do." Zhou Yuan had no choice but to pop the snot bubbles on Variety Monster's sleepy nose.

In this way, the Variety Monster really woke up.

It opened its sleepy eyes and narrowed its eyes to look at Zhou Yuan.

"vast?"

It didn't know why Zhou Yuan wanted to wake it up.

"Do me a favor and tell Celebi on the phone to help take me to ten years ago and bring me to Xie Anxin's side."

Although the Variety Monster didn't know what was going on, seeing how serious Zhou Yuan was, it didn't say anything and immediately did what Zhou Yuan said.

"Boundless, boundless, boundless..."

Variety Monster talked to the phone for a long time.

Then he turned to Zhou Yuan, shook his head and said, "Mang Mang..."

Zhou Yuan and Baibianguai had the same mind, and they immediately knew that Celebi refused.

"Why not? How can it agree to my conditions?"

The Variety Monster became the communication channel between Zhou Yuan and Celebi.

Help Celebi and Zhou Yuan to translate their words to each other.

"If it doesn't work, it won't work. What if I recruit you and break the law of time?"

This was Celebi's answer.

Zhou Yuan was stunned, this was something he didn't expect.

All he wanted to do was to travel back ten years to save Xie Anxin's life.

But if Xie Anxin is saved, wouldn't it be violating the law of time and changing history?

(Law of Time: You cannot change the course of time.)

"Boundless?" (What to do?)

Zhou Yuanyi gritted his teeth: "Tell Celebi that if you summon me, I will give him a bottle of delicious soda that he has never drunk before!"

The Variety Monster scratched his head, didn't he think this was a joke?

Want to bribe Celebi with a bottle of delicious soda?

Are you kidding me? That’s the mythical beast spirit that travels freely through time and space, Celebi!

After all, Zhou Yuan is the trainer of the Variety Monster, so it had no choice but to translate the original words to Celebi.

Unexpectedly, Celebi agreed.

"It's bullshit that there are no laws of time! If you really have a very delicious soda, I can summon you. However, 1 bottle is definitely not enough. At least 29 bottles are required!"

Zhou Yuan did not expect that the elf would also bargain, and even the lion would open his mouth.

He currently has less than 29 bottles of delicious soda on him. If you want to replenish it, you can only redeem it with mission points.

How to do?

Of course human life is at stake!

Zhou Yuan did not hesitate and immediately exchanged enough delicious sodas.

"You tell it, I agree."

Variety Monster faithfully translates.

Celebi was so happy.

“You can try delicious soda again!”

Listening to Baibianguai's translation, Zhou Yuan couldn't help but be stunned.

What the hell?

Celebi actually drank delicious soda?

no?

Am I not the only one in this world who has this soda?

Before Zhou Yuan could figure it out, the landline phone suddenly emitted a wave of time.

A crack in time and space appeared out of thin air, sucking Zhou Yuan and the Variety Monster into it.

I don’t know how long it took before Zhou Yuan and the Variety Monster landed on the ground.

"Here, is this traveling through time and space? It's really more uncomfortable than flying on a plane."

Zhou Yuan patted his head, trying to cheer up.

But suddenly, a Celebi flew straight over, flapping its little wings.

It flew around Zhou Yuan several times, and continued to act coquettishly.

It seemed as if it knew Zhou Yuan and was very familiar with Zhou Yuan.