My elf is so clever

Dr. Oishi took a Tyrannosaurus to the Scientific Research Bureau of Kangzhou City, Zhejiang Province early.

"Oh! Dr. Oishi, it's been such a long time."

The director of Kangzhou City's Scientific Research Bureau came to greet him personally.

"I'm really curious. Didn't you reject it originally? Why did you suddenly come here again?" Director Wang Erlong asked.

Dr. Oishi recalled the appearance of the young man and replied with a smile: "There is a child coming to participate. Let me see what kind of paper he will write."

"Oh?" Wang Erlong looked at Dr. Dashi with interest, "Are you planning to take that kid as your apprentice?"

Dr. Oishi did not answer and entered the scientific research bureau expressionlessly.

Haha, do you think I don’t know what you are thinking? Wanting to collect people before me.

Dr. Oishi is familiar with this place because he has worked here before.

Later, Dr. Oishi went to the magic city and left here.

"How many high schools are participating in this year's competition?" Dr. Oishi asked Wang Erlong.

This provincial high school scientific research paper competition was promoted by Dr. Oishi, but after he was transferred, it became Wang Erlong's achievement.

However, Dr. Oishi is not a person who is greedy for merit. As long as it can help scientific research, he is willing to pay.

"Come, come, come, we haven't seen each other for a long time, let's have a good chat about the recent scientific research directions." Wang Erlong is very enthusiastic. He and Dr. Dashi have a close relationship. They have been wearing a pair of pants since they were young.

Dr. Oishi hesitated for a while: "I haven't read the paper yet..."

"The papers are naturally screened by the staff, and we will finally rank them." Wang Erlong put his arm on Dr. Oishi's shoulder and walked to the director's office.

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Teacher Chen received the paper uploaded by Zhou Yuan. When he looked at it, he found that it was only 600 words long.

He wondered if Zhou Yuan was fooling around.

But the time for the competition also expired, and he couldn't find a second paper, so he had to treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor.

"Forget it, anyway, our Yunzhou No. 11 Middle School has been at the bottom of the rankings for two consecutive years, so we are not afraid of losing more than this year."

Teacher Chen didn’t blame Zhou Yuan too much. He also had problems of his own.

He actually forgot to assign this task during the winter vacation, so he asked Zhou Yuan to do it temporarily.

It only lasted 6 days, which was really difficult.

However, it took me 6 days to write 600 words...

Co-author, Zhou Yuan is writing 6 words in one day during the 1-day holiday?

"Blame me, blame me, maybe it's because we really don't have scientific research seeds in No. 11 Middle School!"

Teacher Chen has given up voluntarily and even thinks that he will be ranked last again this year.

"Upload it! I'm not afraid of losing people again."

After Teacher Chen uploaded the paper, he began to prepare his resignation report.

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Kangzhou Municipal Scientific Research Bureau received various scientific research papers from provincial high schools.

"Hey, this study on the evolution of Slowpoke from Kangzhou Experimental Middle School is very good. It may be the first one this year."

"This article on the three elements of Magikarp's evolution has a very novel entry point. It turns out to be a paper from Yucai High School, no wonder the quality is so high."

Various scientific researchers from the Scientific Research Bureau began to look through the papers uploaded by the high schools and conduct the first screening.

"Look!" Researcher A suddenly shouted, "This paper only has more than 600 words!"

"What?" Researcher B immediately rushed over, "That's unreasonable! This Yunzhou No. 11 Middle School is really too much! Although they were ranked last two years ago, to give up on themselves this year is really an insult to the name of scientific research! "

"I'm not exaggerating. Even if I wrapped my nose hair around my ballpoint pen, I would still be able to write more than this article!"

"You dare to upload a paper with this level of completion? Yunzhou No. 11 Middle School, if you don't want to participate, you can just say so! I suggest that this school be deprived of its qualification!"

"Reconsideration!"

"This paper... no, this bullshit article is not qualified to be called a paper at all!"

"Where can't we watch?"

"You want to watch a game? This kind of thing should stay in the trash can!"

After a group of scientific researchers jointly proposed, this 600-word paper was not eligible to be read and was directly selected as the last place in this scientific research paper competition.

In this way, the screening of the first batch of papers continued.

Secretary room.

"Hahaha! I had a great time chatting with you today, Dashi, and I was inspired a lot." Director Wang Erlong laughed.

Dr. Oishi on the side also had a very pleasant chat.

"Oh, by the way." Wang Erlong thought of something, "The kid you are talking about could not be the one you thanked for your previous earth crystallization paper, right? What is his name?"

"I can't say anything, I can't let you snatch people away." Dr. Dashi no longer gave Wang Erlong a chance to continue asking. "Okay, now that we've talked so much, it's time to get to work."

"You kid is still so strict with your mouth!"

The two came to the office, and the scientific researchers on the side immediately opened the screened papers.

"Two leaders, here are the scientific research papers we have selected. Please review them."

Wang Erlong nodded: "I know."

The two began to read the papers.

Dr. Oishi is very serious about scientific research. Even if the paper writer is just a high school student, he will still examine it in the most professional manner.

"This study on the evolution of Slowpoke is simply misleading!" Dr. Oishi angrily said, "Saying that Slowpoke is actually the evolved form of Slowpoke? He has never read the study of Slowpoke published in the journal Nature at the beginning of this year. Can you explain the evolution of King? King Slowpoke evolved from Slowpoke carrying the Certificate of King. Even high school students must be rigorous when doing scientific research. Just making things up will not do."

Wang Erlong praised: "That's right, the adaptation is not random fabrication, and the drama is not nonsense."

Dr. Oishi continued to read.

"Can the three elements of Magikarp's evolution also be chosen? Throughout the whole article, there is no scientific basis at all. Who chose it?"

Wang Erlong then praised: "Calm down, calm down, they are still students, just learn slowly."

Dr. Oishi looked at it all the way and found that it was either very bland or not scientific at all.

"Ok?"

Dr. Oishi read all the papers, but found that there was no paper signed by Zhou Yuan.

How is this going?

Dr. Oishi naturally did not think that Zhou Yuan would lie to him, because this kind of thing was too easy to prove.

There was a negative gloom in the office, and all the scientific researchers were scolded by Dr. Oishi until they could not hold their heads up.

They also began to wonder, do they really not have the ability to appreciate scientific research papers?

"By the way, why didn't I see Zhou Yuan's thesis?" Dr. Oishi came here for this purpose. Not seeing Zhou Yuan's thesis was putting the cart before the horse.

"what?"

The researchers looked at each other. None of them knew the name.

Dr. Oishi saw their reactions and said solemnly: "How come I didn't see the thesis from Yunzhou No. 11 Middle School?"