My elf is so clever

Zhou Yuan didn't know how to express his true emotions for a moment.

What the hell is this?

Is that what you just said?

This family... neither the daughter nor the father actually listen to what others say.

"What?" Xia Weiyun's father looked over with ferocious eyes, and his words were slightly murderous. "Is there something wrong with what I said?"

This rhetorical question made Zhou Yuan dare not explain at all.

The eldest brother's rhetorical question probably meant that the person who explained it had already been chopped into several pieces with a watermelon knife.

"I heard from Xiaoyun, do you still know martial arts?"

Xia Weiyun's father suddenly pulled out a Tang sword with a glass sheath from under the table.

Looking through the transparent glass, the Tang Dao was glowing with a faint light, and the blade was so sharp that it was dazzling even at a glance.

what happened?

Is this "Xiangzhuang's sword dance with the intention of Peigong"?

Are you planning to propose a martial arts contest? Then hack me to death?

Zhou Yuan said nothing and looked at what Xia Weiyun's father meant.

Suddenly, Xia Weiyun's father threw up an apple and chopped it with a knife.

The apple cracked and was split into two complete halves.

And the two halves fell gently on the table.

Draw the knife, finish cutting, then put the knife away.

Flowing clouds and water, in one go.

"I have another apple here." As he said that, Xia Weiyun's father took out an apple from somewhere and put it on the table.

"I want to see how advanced your martial arts skills are."

After saying that, Xia Weiyun's father put the Tang Dao into Zhou Yuan's hand.

Zhou Yuan knew that he could not refuse at all.

This……

Zhou Yuan held the knife tightly and did not take action.

Not because of anything else, but because all he knows how to do is cut off the flow of water.

Breaking the flow is just a type of karate.

He doesn't know how to hold a weapon at all!

How to do?

If you draw a knife casually, he will definitely be able to spot it.

In other words, Xia Weiyun's father would not be as quick as Xia Weiyun's father if he used his sword casually.

In this case, would he summon a dozen big men to hack me to death as soon as he threw the bowl?

Zhou Yuan had heard that Xia Weiyun's family was a gangster before, but at that time he thought it was a rumor spread randomly.

What kind of society is it now?

It's impossible for anyone to be a gangster.

But the current situation leaves no room for Zhou Yuan to doubt.

The black-clad bodyguards bowed as soon as they entered. Isn't this pure gangster etiquette?

And Xia Weiyun's father has such a face. It would be a shame not to be the gang boss.

Now he pulled out the knife at will, looking like a gangster.

If you don’t believe it, can you do it?

Zhou Yuan clenched the knife in his hand and thought about whether to lift the table directly.

Just when Zhou Yuan was wondering, Xia Weiyun's father suddenly shouted.

"Good good!"

His inexplicable cheers made both Zhou Yuan and Xia Weiyun confused.

what happened?

What happened?

Oh, it turned out to be Xia Weiyun's father. He clapped and nodded.

"What a fast knife!"

Zhou Yuan did not react for a moment.

What a fast knife?

whose knife?

Is it mine?

Did I draw the knife?

Xia Weiyun's father looked at Zhou Yuan with admiration: "You are indeed a hero! Your knife was so fast that I couldn't see clearly. Even the apple didn't react and was cut open." .”

Zhou Yuan's black man has a question mark face.

???

Xia Weiyun's father then explained (nao) (bu): "At the beginning, Xiaoyun told me that when you were suddenly attacked in the national high school elf singles competition, you were one against a hundred. Facing hundreds of elf with bare hands, you could easily Take off the enemy general's head. I still don't believe it..."

He shook his head as he spoke: "Now, I believe it."

Zhou Yuan complained in his heart: I don’t believe it! What the hell? Have I ever done anything like this?

Zhou Yuan went to see Xia Weiyun, and the latter looked at Zhou Yuan with admiration, as if such a thing really happened.

"Dad, I told you, right? A Yuan is very powerful!" Xia Weiyun looked proud. She wanted to let the whole world know that the person she liked was so good.

"No, monitor..."

Zhou Yuan, the person involved, felt that this statement was a bit exaggerated.

"I do not have……"

Before Zhou Yuan finished speaking, Xia Weiyun covered his mouth.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I remembered it wrong." Xia Weiyun quickly apologized.

Zhou Yuan nodded with satisfaction and started to joke. If this matter spread, people outside would definitely laugh at him.

"Yes, A Yuan faced thousands of elves by himself!" Xia Weiyun became more and more excited as he spoke, his eyes shining. "A Yuan broke into the encirclement alone. He fought all the way from the venue to the broadcasting room. I was saved only after knocking down the big bad guy!"

Zhou Yuan felt that it was over, what was the squad leader talking about?

Is it necessary to brag about the Basic Law?

Nowadays, it is a society of elves. Does anyone believe that humans can defeat thousands of elves simply by relying on martial arts?

Do not make jokes!

"Then you should thank classmate Zhou Yuan more!" Dad Xia Weiyun's tone was full of seriousness.

…………

OMG!

Really!

Some people really believe that humans can defeat thousands of elves simply by relying on martial arts.

This man is actually the father of his classmate!

Zhou Yuan really felt that today was so dreamy.

It feels like in a dream.

"Let's go." Xia Weiyun's father patted Zhou Yuan on the shoulder, "To thank you for saving Xiaoyun's life, I asked Xiaoyun to invite you home for dinner."

Zhou Yuan breathed a sigh of relief. It turned out that such a big battle was just to treat him to a meal!

That's okay, just eat.

You can't, why don't you eat me?

Zhou Yuan followed Xia Weiyun's father and walked deeper into the courtyard.

"Ayuan, do you like fish?" Xia Weiyun's father suddenly asked.

Zhou Yuan thought about it carefully and realized that this question could not be answered casually.

I guess it has some special meaning.

fish……

What does the fish represent?

Carp leaping over the Dragon Gate?

Jump over the dragon gate and transform into a dragon.

Does that mean that I am asked to become the Dragon King’s son-in-law?

No no no, no!

In this case, why eat fish?

If I eat fish, won’t I eat myself?

what does that mean?

Zhou Yuan looked at the nearby environment again, and there was a lake here. There are no tables, chairs, kitchen utensils or anything else around, so it doesn't look like a place to eat.

If you want to eat fish, you have to cook it yourself.

Does cooking by yourself mean not eating soft food?

If you don’t eat fish, you don’t eat soft rice!

Very good!

Sure enough, every word contained profound meaning. If he were an ordinary person, he would probably be recruited and would soon become a soft-boiled man.

"Quite like!"

Zhou Yuan replied confidently.

He felt that his answer was very reasonable.

Ting means to be euphemistic, to express in a euphemistic way that you don't want to be a softie.

In this case, Xia Weiyun's father will not be too offended, and at the same time, his position will be made clear.

I really have your Zhou Yuan! I didn’t expect you to put all your Chinese reading and comprehension skills here!

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Zhou Yuan was secretly happy and kept praising himself.

He looked at Xia Weiyun's father's face again and was even more sure that he had given the most correct answer.

Xia Weiyun's father paused, looking at the lake and thinking deeply.

"Well, let's go fishing and eat, right?"

"ha..."

Zhou Yuan almost pronounced the last "o" sound. When he thought about it carefully, he knew something was wrong.

I was having a good meal, why did I suddenly mention fishing?

what does it mean?

Finished!

Zhou Yuan remembered a movie about two people who made an appointment to go fishing. One of them picked up a big stone and smashed the other man's head.

One hit after another, the living beings were crushed to death.

Could it be that the scene where Xia Weiyun's father wanted to be famous reappeared?

"Let's go fishing and let Xiaoyun cook. The food she cooks is delicious!"

Xia Weiyun's father didn't allow Zhou Yuan to refuse, so he took him to the lake and sat down.

By the lake, there are two fishing rods.

Xia Weiyun's father walked over directly and sat down to fish.

Zhou Yuan, on the other hand, stood far away and had no intention of coming over.

"What's wrong? Don't you come over to fish?"

Xia Weiyun's father asked puzzledly.

Zhou Yuan swallowed his saliva, thinking that he would just die.

“How can anyone fish without wearing a helmet?”

As soon as Zhou Yuan finished speaking, Xia Weiyun's father's expression changed instantly.

"What do you mean?" he said to Zhou Yuan.

Zhou Yuan spoke directly and made it clear: "I can't fish without a helmet!"

"Huh?" Xia Weiyun's father frowned, not knowing what he was thinking.

"not good!"

He suddenly shouted, immediately threw the fishing rod away, and fell backwards.

The moment he fell to the ground, a splash of water suddenly burst out from the lake.

"boom!"

The entire lake was blown up with huge waves more than four meters high, and all the fish at the bottom of the lake were blown out.

It was as if fish were falling from the sky, and the huge shock wave wiped out all the nearby lawns.

"I go!"

Zhou Yuan looked at the scene in front of him and felt baffled.

what happened?

Why are there explosions at home?

Water splashed and wet Zhou Yuan's entire body.

Xia Weiyun's father, who had fallen to the ground, slowly got up, with a livid face: "There is actually a mole!"

Then, he turned around and thanked Zhou Yuan: "The grace of saving my life will never be forgotten. Boy, you saved my daughter once before, and now you saved me again. What do you think I should do to repay you?"

Zhou Yuan was at a loss. He tilted his head and couldn't figure it out: "Why did I save your life, uncle?"

"Haha, I just like young people like you who are not greedy for merit." Xia Weiyun's father came to Zhou Yuan and nodded repeatedly.

"You just told me that no one fishes without wearing a helmet. I was thinking at that time, what did you mean by suddenly saying such an outrageous statement!"

Listening to Xia Weiyun's father's words, Zhou Yuan also wanted to know what he meant just now?

Why, he doesn’t even know?

"Later I figured it out. The helmet you mentioned is for safety. But why do you need to wear a helmet when fishing? Nothing falls from the sky unless... there is an explosion!"

"Ah?" Zhou Yuan was really confused. He didn't know that his words could be interpreted in this way!

"You can see it, but why don't you remind me directly? Do you have to tell me in such ambiguous words?" Xia Weiyun's father continued to interpret Zhou Yuan's words.

"Why?" Zhou Yuan no longer understood himself at all.

He felt that he might not understand him as well as Xia Weiyun, a father and daughter.

"Because there is a mole here! You don't want to alarm the mole, so you reminded me like this!"

Xia Weiyun's father patted his chest, still feeling scared.

"If, if I fail to understand what you are saying, I'm afraid I will be bombed to death!"

Zhou Yuan can't say, I really don't mean this, right?

He could only complain in his heart: So you are really lucky, can you understand this?

"Extreme kung fu, sharp eyesight, and even a superior IQ! There are really only a handful of young heroes like you. I can even vouch for my personality that you are the only one I have seen in decades."

"Tell me, how did you discover this mole?"

Xia Weiyun's father now acted like a normal person and started chatting with Zhou Yuan.

"what?"

Zhou Yuan didn't know how to reply.

You can't say that I didn't notice it, right?

Fortunately, Xia Weiyun's father will explain to himself.

"I understand. You must have noticed it from the moment you came in. No wonder your eyes have been wandering, looking at Xiaoyun and then at me. It turns out that you started to doubt it at that time."

Zhou Yuan stopped talking. He felt that he couldn't keep up with Xia Weiyun's father's thinking.

"So, who could it be? It's definitely not the driver. If he was the driver, you would have killed him outside! Ahhh! I understand!"

Zhou Yuan ignored Xia Weiyun's father, but he was still interpreting himself.

"It's Jia Zhengyi! It's him, right? You saw something was wrong with him as soon as he came in, right? I asked him, why is something wrong with him today and he keeps shaking? It turns out that he is harboring evil intentions!"

Um? Who is Jia Zhengyi?

Why is there an extra name inexplicably?

The key is that I don’t even know where I’ve seen him, so why would you connect me with him?

"But, this must be your first time meeting Jia Zhengyi, right? Why are you so sure it's him? And why, even though you know there's something wrong with him, do you let him go? I'm obviously just a little bit close. Figure it out!”

Xia Weiyun's father knocked on his head, obviously exhausting his brain power.

"Led the snake out of its hole? You think he must have an accomplice, and you just let him down just to get rid of the problem! Isn't that right?"

A glimmer of wisdom flashed in Xia Weiyun's father's eyes, and he looked at Zhou Yuan confidently.

Before Zhou Yuan could answer, there were suddenly several people tied up as mummies and dumped on the nearby lawn.

Xia Weiyun's father looked at these people and his whole body trembled: "It's you!"

I saw him grabbing one of them by the neck, his hair standing on end with anger: "Jia Zhengyi! Say! Why did you betray me? Am I not good to you?"

Jia Zhengyi turned his head and glanced at Zhou Yuan fiercely: "Ha! If it weren't for this extra student, you would have been killed by me!"

Zhou Yuan's eyes widened, what the hell? This murderer also believes that I did it?

Why?

"vast!"

"Whee!"

"Gigi!"

Three elf cries that were so familiar to Zhou Yuan were recalled to the side.

Is it?

Zhou Yuan turned around and saw that the Variety Monster, the Forest Lizard and the Little Fire Monkey were escorting another group of people tied up as mummies.

When did they leave the Poké Ball?

Xia Weiyun's father gave Zhou Yuan a thumbs up: "Make a decision and act first, take risks but shoot out the elves long ago, go and catch them all! High! Really high!"

The three elves gave Xia Weiyun's father a thumbs up, saying that you are quite good and can understand.

Zhou Yuan? ? ?

Do you even understand?

Why do I still not understand?

Can someone please explain it to me personally?