Rebirth of the elf of girlfriend's house

While Wen Ya was taking a bath, Wen's father and mother also came back.

Seeing Bai Yang and Squirtle watching TV on the sofa, Father Wen joked enviously while putting on his slippers.

"You two are living a comfortable life."

While he was talking, he sat down next to Bai Yang with a tired look on his face, and a pair of big hands directly touched Bai Yang's belly unceremoniously.

"With this belly, those who didn't know it would have thought it was a female cat."

"Meow"

Bai Yang quickly stood up and ran away quickly. After giving Father Wen a sad look, he collapsed on the floor in despair.

I'm dirty

"This guy"

Unable to win over the cat, Father Wen had no choice but to extend his evil hands to Squirtle.

Squirtle doesn't care.

Let Dad Wen stroke it.

Just have something to eat and play.

"What's for dinner?" Mother Wen came over and asked.

"Anything is fine, I'll do it with you." Dad Wen quickly sat up from the sofa.

The two walked into the kitchen lovingly.

"Mom, I don't want to eat, don't do it to me." Wen Ya walked out of the bathroom wetly and shouted into the kitchen.

"I didn't intend to be yours." Dad Wen replied.

"Hmph, I'm going back to the bedroom, Fish Head, Squirtle, do you two want to come to the bedroom?" Wen Ya looked at the two elves at home.

Sure, I used to blow dry your hair when you took a bath, so I have to accompany you this time too.

Bai Yang quickly ran to Wen Ya's feet.

"Jenny"

Squirtle shook his head indifferently and pointed at the TV, indicating that he wanted to continue watching TV. What's the use of having a TV as a trainer?

"Then stay away from the TV. Don't be short-sighted." Wen Ya warned gently.

Squirtle ignored her.

He is indeed a straight turtle.

Bai Yang couldn't wait to rush into Wen Ya's boudoir. It was pink and everywhere was filled with the fragrance of a girl.

I smelled the girl's ankle again, and it smelled even sweeter, but I didn't know if it was her original body fragrance or the chemical fragrance pickled by cosmetics.

Of course, it doesn't matter what kind of scent it is. Anyway, it smells much better than Squirtle, which smells like salted fish.

Wen Ya sat at the table, turned on the computer, and blew her hair with a hair dryer.

Baiyang also jumped up and jumped into her arms easily. The fresh and soft embrace was as usual, making the cat a little distracted.

If he were a human being now

Ugh.

This damn time travel

After rubbing Bai Yang's head, Wen Ya put down the hair dryer and started typing on the keyboard.

Bai Yang looked up and saw that he was looking at a map.

Wen Ya began to talk to herself and exhaled like a blue: "I originally planned to take you to the Elf Center tomorrow, but since Director Ding is not here, let's go to other places to play. We can't go to the aquarium, otherwise we will encounter Lu Chuan is a little embarrassed, where should we go?"

“Lotus Park is too crowded”

“Let’s go shopping at the Chenghuang Temple, it’s a waste of time.”

"Well, why not go hiking in Emerald Mountain? I heard that there are more grass-type elves on the mountain. The grass-type can defeat the water-type. It's just the right time for Squirtle to see the world."

Wen Ya confirmed tomorrow's itinerary.

When Bai Yang heard this, he nodded with satisfaction.

It would be a good idea to let Squirtle adapt to battles with conflicting attributes in advance.

Although there are many water-type trainers in Emerald City, there are not no trainers from other types. There will be grass-type elf trainers in the freshman trainer competition after the start of the school year. If you deal with it now, it won't be too big then. Confused.

If you want to get a good ranking, you must be prepared to fight against trainers with all eighteen attributes.

Among the eighteen attributes of elves, the ones that are most restrained against water elves are grass elves and electric elves.

The power of the moves of grass and electric elves will be amplified when they hit water elves. This is a rule written by nature to avoid a situation where elves of a certain type have no natural enemies and are invincible.

After making plans for tomorrow, Wen Ya began to search the Internet for strategies related to cultivating water elves.

"A Guide to Cultivation of Water Spirits."

"A must-have move for water elves."

"Squirtle's essential skills."

"A must-read for new trainers, those magical skills that are easily overlooked"

"This child may be able to save the water type: Gyarados."

"A picture will tell you how to catch Suicune"

"Four ways to write Squirtle."

Wen Ya looked at it seriously.

Many of them are in English and appear to be based on advanced training experience from abroad.

Wen Ya can understand it, which also shows that her English level is relatively high.

Thinking of this, Bai Yang suddenly remembered the two combat tactics he had conceived before, and quickly climbed up from Wen Ya's arms in excitement, raising his cat's paw and pointing at the screen.

"Yutou, what do you want to do?" Wen Ya asked curiously.

"Meow"

Bai Yang first pointed at the English characters on the computer screen, then pointed at the elegant little cherry mouth, and finally pointed at the elf ball she placed on the table.

"You're saying that it's wrong to ask me to throw the elf ball in English, but to command the elf to fight in English." Wen Ya's eyes lit up after she understood.

Bai Yang nodded quickly

As expected of his wife, this is called tacit understanding

Now he no longer cares about hiding his wisdom that is far beyond ordinary people. Anyway, in the elven world, there are elves who are smarter than humans.

"What a great idea. If I command the elves in English, some opponents with poor English will not be able to react for a while, so the opponents will not know how to respond. This is the same as Lu Chuan's gesture commands." Wen Ya clapped her hands excitedly.

Then she couldn't help but start to think divergently.

"But there are also many trainers who are proficient in English. After all, English is also the official language of trainers. In addition to English, other minor languages ​​​​are also available, but I don't know them or I can also use dialects."

Dialect?

Bai Yang was thoughtful.

Home is expensive, the most expensive

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Why don't you just speak Squirtle with Squirtle in Squirtle, so that no human can understand it.

Wen Ya became interested and rushed to the living room, carrying Squirtle, who was watching TV normally, into the bedroom, wanting to try out this latest tactic.

""

Squirtle still held the leftover energy cube in his hand and looked at Wen Ya in confusion.

Wen Ya said excitedly: "Squirtle, next I want to try to command you in dialect. Do you know the dialect of our Jade Region?"

"Squirtle" Squirtle shook its head like a rattle. It received prenatal education in Mandarin from the eggshell and did not know any dialect.

"Then I will teach you now. Remember it. Squirtle's dialect is Jia Ni Gui, Water Gun's dialect is Shi Kwa, and Water Cannon's dialect is Shi Ke. From now on, when I say "Ku Ke" or "Kie", you should use Do you know about the water cannon?"

""

Squirtle's bald head is full of question marks.

Wen Ya fell into deep thought again: "Well, it's a bit troublesome. Squirtle's IQ is not enough. This requires long-term training and is difficult to master in a short time."

Squirtle's face suddenly darkened when Wen Ya said that it was not intelligent enough.

What does this mean? It doesn't like it. Take it back.

However, Wen Ya has already reached a tacit understanding with Bai Yang. Since it is more troublesome for Squirtle to learn human language, wouldn't it be better for her to learn Squirtle's language?

You don’t need to learn too much, you just need to learn some common moves.

So she excitedly said to Squirtle: "Well, Squirtle, you said the word water gun."

"Jenny"

Squirtle used his own way to say the pronunciation of the water gun.

"Jenny" Wen Ya said Jenny's voice.

"Squirtle" Squirtle began to correct.

"Jenny" Wen Ya corrected.

"Squirtle" Squirtle rolled his eyes.

"Jenny" Wen Ya began to hesitate.

"Squirrel" Squirtle stamped his feet anxiously.

"Jenny" Wen Ya began not to believe in herself.

Squirtle turned and left.

Why can't you teach it?

Wen Ya wanted to cry.

The pronunciation is obviously the same, so why does it sound wrong to Squirtle's ears?

This is very unscientific in terms of linguistics

Bai Yang watched all this speechlessly and began to wonder why he fell in love with this woman.