Rebirth of the elf of girlfriend's house

"Yutou, look what you have done."

Although death penalty can be avoided, living crime cannot be avoided.

Father Wen angrily grabbed the back of Bai Yang's neck and showed Bai Yang one glass shard after another.

Bai Yang almost foamed at the mouth when he saw the end.

After all, it’s very uncomfortable to have the back of your neck grabbed all the time, okay?

Taking advantage of Father Wen's inattention, Bai Yang quickly ran into Wen Ya's room and at the same time turned around and glared at Father Wen unhappily.

呔

This damn father-in-law

I'm your sweetheart and son-in-law.

When I reveal my identity as an elf, it will be too late for you to come over and lick me again

When I ran in, I heard the voices of Father Wen and Mother Wen communicating.

"We can no longer keep this cat. We will take him to be neutered tomorrow."

"Oh my god, Fish Head ate all the energy cubes. Doesn't it mean that ordinary pets are not interested in energy cubes?"

"Who knows what happened, but how did this broken fish head on the ceiling jump so high?"

"Don't let it ruin your body."

"It's not bad to eat. Didn't you see the way it jumped out just now? It's so clever."

"Hurry up and call Xiao Wang and ask him to send another box of energy cubes."

"That's right, I must be high this time."

After the conversation between Father Wen and Mother Wen ended, one of them went to call to buy energy cubes in pain, while the other one came over with concern and breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that Bai Yang was still alive and kicking.

"Xiaoya, let Squirtle out of the Poké Ball quickly and let it move around and recognize its home." Mother Wen suggested to Wen Ya before going to cook.

"Let it out now"

Wen Ya shook the elf ball.

Bai Yang, who was rubbing the girl's white calf, was slightly startled when he heard this.

Didn't they go out to buy elf eggs?

Why did you directly bring back a hatched elf?

Or Squirtle?

Also, why Squirtle?

Don’t girls all like handsome or cute types?

Like Jigglypuff or something like that.

Bai Yang looked up at Wen Ya curiously, and accidentally saw the bottom of the girl's skirt.

Grass, this surprising perspective

He and Wen Ya were already an old couple before the time travel, so they didn't care much about it, but in this parallel world, facing his younger and cuter girlfriend, Bai Yang still lowered his head in shame.

Oh, this bad woman that makes people want to stop.

Wen Ya was wearing a light yellow dress, her hair was tied into a high ponytail, and she looked so youthful that everyone who looked at it couldn't help but want to take a bite.

She had already pointed the elf ball at the floor and was about to release Squirtle when she noticed Bai Yang who had been watching eagerly next to her, and quickly warned: "Fish head, don't cause trouble for a while."

Listening to his girlfriend's cold words, Bai Yang's heart was broken.

I used to touch people's heads gently when talking, but now that I have a new turtle, I don't even touch them anymore.

Scum girl

Staring at the elf ball, the frustrated Bai Yang gradually became murderous.

Hedong in 30 years, Hexi in 30 years, Brother Jie, when you come out, I will let you know who has the final say in this Ax Mountain

"Squirtle, come out and play."

Following the scumbag's gentle voice, a flash of light appeared on the elf ball, and a Squirtle appeared out of thin air.

The delicate blue body, the yellow belly, the orange-red turtle shell, the big eyes that are even more Kazilan than Bai Yang's, and the cute little bald head are exactly the Squirtle in Bai Yang's memory.

"Jenny Jenny."

Squirtle began to look around curiously, and when he saw Wen Ya, he hugged her thigh happily.

Bai Yang, who had already hugged Wen Ya's other calf, suddenly became angry.

臭龟

Get your dirty hands off my wife's thighs

Squirtle obviously also noticed Bai Yang who was looking murderous. He blinked at him and turned his head away with disdain. Apparently he didn't take Bai Yang seriously.

In a world where elves are respected, ordinary pets are indeed not enough for elves to fill their teeth.

"So cute." Wen Ya stroked Squirtle's shell lovingly, without noticing the jealousy rising next to her.

Rivals

"Squirtle, let me see what moves you can learn. We will go training in the afternoon. I am a woman who wants to become a Pokémon training master." Wen Ya began to look through the Pokémon manual issued by the breeding house, which contains information about the corresponding Pokémon. An introduction to feeding and training.

Probably understanding Wen Ya's words, Squirtle let go of her thigh, looked around, and focused his attention on Bai Yang, as if he wanted to perform something.

"Jenny Jennie"

Squirtle's body suddenly swayed, and he came to Bai Yang in the blink of an eye, and a huge force directly knocked Bai Yang away.

Squirtle used impact

"Fuck"

He even knows some tricks

The distance was too close, and Bai Yang didn't react at all. By the time he reacted, Squirtle had already knocked him into the corner, and his bones were almost broken. This made him furious.

hateful

Was unexpectedly attacked

"Squirtle, what are you doing?"

Seeing Bai Yang being knocked away, Wen Ya was also stunned, and quickly stood in front of Squirtle, stopping its intention to continue attacking.

Then she turned around and touched the white poplar whose hair was bristle, and gently comforted her: "Are you okay, Fish Head?"

Do you think I look fine now?

Bai Yang gritted his teeth and glared at Squirtle, luckily he politely called him "Brother Jie", well, this gave him a disincentive.

"Jenny Jennie"

Squirtle crossed his arms and snorted proudly, not paying attention to the angry cat.

At this time, Dad Wen had also tidied up the living room. He noticed the movement here and poked his head over to take a look. He was happy.

"I said Fish Head, you have to be more honest in the future. Squirtle is not like us. It beats you just for fun."

Wen Ya also echoed from the side: "Fish Head, you have to be good around Squirtle from now on."

Look down on me

Bai Yang sneered silently in his heart.

After thinking about it, he meowed at Squirtle, then left the living room and walked to the yard.

"Come out and challenge." Squirtle understood Bai Yang's words, curled his lips and followed him.

"Where are you going?" Wen Ya couldn't understand the exchange between the two little animals and didn't know what they were going to do.

"Are you going to go out for a one-on-one fight?" Father Wen guessed as he was well-informed.

Wen Ya's house is a small villa with an independent yard, but before Bai Yang crossed over, he didn't let it out very much. He was afraid that it would get lost, so the doors and windows were closed tightly, so that Bai Yang could only be active in the living room after crossing over.

Walking into the yard, Bai Yang looked at Squirtle with a sneer.

Squirtle looked at him indifferently.

The outcome of the battle between ordinary pets and elves seems obvious.

"There's something wrong with Yutou today."

Wen Ya and Father Wen looked at each other, and both could see the confusion in each other's eyes. After all, the intelligence of elves is much higher than that of ordinary pets. The series of actions of the fish head are far different from its original behavior of a silly cat.

"Could it be that he mutated after eating the energy cube?" Father Wen's eyes suddenly became happy, but he quickly shook his head. He is a mature middle-aged man who is not so naive. This silly cat at home does not seem to be able to mutate. evolved species.

"Dad, do you want Squirtle to take back the Poké Ball?" Wen Ya asked worriedly.

"Don't worry, let's see first what these two kids want to do, and it's time for this guy Yutou to teach him a lesson." Thinking of the energy cubes that had been eaten up, Father Wen felt a twinge of pain.

Look into the field.

The autumn wind is blowing.

Murderous intent has arisen.