Pirates: I am Luffy

"It's been discovered. It's over. All we can do is strike first."

"go to hell"

Ikarem pulled the knot on his shirt, and several small cannon barrels appeared in his big curly hair. The cannon barrels fired miniature cannonballs directly at mr.5 and miss.valentine.

The shells directly flooded Mr.5 and Miss.Valentine.

"I won't let you risk even a single hair of the princess on my name as the captain of the Alabasba Kingdom Guard."

Icarem yelled.

The fire disappeared, and Mr.5 and Miss. Valentine were unharmed. Mr.5 took out two photos: "Alabas is the captain of the kingdom's guard, Ikarem, and the princess, Naferutali Weiwei. We Our mission is you, go to hell."

Mr. 5 flicked his finger, and a small black pill shot directly towards Ikarim. The black pill exploded instantly, directly knocking Ikarem down.

"Ikaram"

miss.Wednesday, oh, no, it should be Princess Weiwei who immediately stepped forward to check.

"Are you OK."

Ikarem lay on the ground and kept coughing up blood: "Your Highness, run away quickly, return to the kingdom as soon as we know what happened, and inform the people, quickly~"

Mr.5 pressed his nostrils: "Do you think you can run away? No one can run away."

Pulling out a booger from his nostril, it bounced directly towards the two of them. Icarem immediately got up and used his body to protect Princess Weiwei behind him. It turned out that the black pill just now was this guy's booger.

When Princess Weiwei saw that Ikarem was injured again, she unexpectedly rushed towards the two of them without knowing her own strength.

Miss.Valentine was easily kicked away.

Icarem saw Sauron not far away, and he didn't know where he got the strength. He rushed over, grabbed Sauron's calf, and knelt on the ground.

Zoro thought this guy was crazy and came to attack him, but he saw this guy kneeling on the ground.

"Hey, what are you doing? Let go, or I'll just chop you."

Icarem did not let go and begged: "Master Swordsman, please help us. Those two people are both Devil Fruit users. I am no match. I hope you can escort Princess Weiwei back to the kingdom for me. If If you can deliver the princess safely, our kingdom will definitely be grateful."

"Are you kidding me or do you think I'm stupid?"

"You guys were still trying to kill us just now, right? Now a stronger one is coming and wants to kill you. You actually want us to help you? Are you trying to kill someone with a borrowed knife?"

Luffy and the others also laughed after hearing this on the roof. I really don’t know what to say about the people in this world. They wanted to kill you a moment ago. When your enemy comes, you ask the person you just wanted to kill to come. help you.

Does your family run the world?

Why is your face so big?

It's a good thing I didn't kill you. You still want me to help you.

Zoro looked at Luffy on the roof: "Luffy, what do you say?"

Luffy cracked the melon seeds and smiled: "Don't ask me, you can do whatever you want. You make the decision today."

Nami immediately jumped down and looked at Ikarim: "You just said you could give us a big thank you. How much of a big thank you can you give one billion Baileys?"

"Ten, ten"

Hearing this number, Ikarem was so frightened that his voice changed, ahhhh~mama~

"How's it going, guard captain?"

Icarem lowered his head: "One billion Pele is too much, it's not up to me to decide."

"Hey, hey, isn't it? Isn't the princess of a kingdom worth a billion Baileys?"

Icarem thought for a while and looked up: "I need to discuss this with the princess."

When Nami saw that Princess Weiwei was kicked down by miss Valentine's Day, she quickly escaped on her big duck. Mr. 5 and Miss Valentine's Day also chased her.

"My Lord Guard Captain, are you insulting my intelligence? Do you want us to save you first?"

Icarem still insists that he is just a little guard, and this matter needs to be discussed with the princess.

Luffy and others also came to him, and Luffy remembered that there was a piece of historical text in the Kingdom of Alabasta.

Luffy smiled: "Guard Captain, we can help you get through this crisis, increase the price by one billion beli, or agree to a condition. Of course, if you want to be a white wolf with nothing, then you two and you The kingdom will disappear from this world."

"Do you believe"

Ikarem looked at the smiling guy in front of him. Although he couldn't see his eyes, Ikarem felt that if he dared to lie to them, he would really kill everyone.

Ikarem swallowed hard: "Don't worry, it won't happen. I will communicate with the princess properly."

"The best thing is, Usopp, carry our boss on your back and go find another one. After completing this task, we will have a lot of money."

Usopu picked up Ikarem and carried him on his back.

Luffy patted Zoro on the shoulder and whispered: "I suddenly thought that their country has a very important thing, which is also the biggest secret in the world. Please trouble me this time."

Zoro nodded: "You are the captain, you have the final say. I will do the work, and I will not care about the rest."

"You guy."

Luffy and his friends chased Princess Vivi in ​​the direction where she disappeared.

At this time, Princess Weiwei has been caught up by Mr. 5 and Miss Valentine. Also, she is just an ordinary person, how could she escape two Devil Fruit users.

"Princess Weiwei, let me take you on your way."

Mr.5 buttoned his nostrils, and he pulled out a booger. He didn't know where he got so many boogers, and he flicked it towards Princess Weiwei. This bitch was also stupid and didn't hide.

Fortunately, Luffy and his party arrived in time.

Zoro dodged directly and split the little booger in half, then exploded on the side, leaving two deep pits in the ground.

It seems that the power Mr. 5 used against Ikarem just now is still very small. If it hits this time, Princess Weiwei may become a scumbag.

"Mr. Swordsman"

Princess Vivi was a little surprised when she looked at Zoro. Zoro directly carried Princess Vivi with one hand and came to Luffy and placed Princess Vivi on the ground.

Princess Vivi saw Ikalem being carried by Usopp and hurried over and said, "Ikalem, are you okay?"

"Who among you want to meddle in other people's business?"

Mr.5 saw his mission target being rescued by Zoro and shouted to Luffy and his gang.

"What the hell, booger man, wait a minute, we need to make sure we don't mind this nosy business for one minute."

Luffy replied with a smile, and then said to Princess Vivi: "Princess Vivi, just now your guard captain asked us to send you safely to the Kingdom of Alabasta, and promised to give us one billion beli if you are delivered safely. , plus the cost of saving you this time is one billion Baileys or a request, what do you say?"

"How dare you underestimate us."

Mr.5 and Miss.Valentine were very angry and felt that they had been underestimated. They used their own moves, one was a booger bomb and the other floated into the air.

miss. Valentine's Devil Fruit ability allows you to freely change your weight from 1kg to 10000kg.

Luffy felt that these two people were in the way, so he rushed to Mr. 5 and knocked him out with a punch. Miss Valentine also fell in the air.

Luffy dodged and Miss Valentine hit the ground directly. Before she could get up, Luffy also punched her and knocked her unconscious.

Luffy came to Princess Vivi and looked at her with a smile: "Princess Vivi, now we can have a good conversation. I don't think anyone will disturb us anymore."

Princess Weiwei was frightened by Luffy. Mr.5 and Miss.Valentine were senior officials in the studio and both had Devil Fruit abilities. They were so easily taken care of by the man in front of her. It was too much. Terrible.

Princess Weiwei actually didn't want to acknowledge Luffy's words at first. Are you kidding me? How can her country develop after taking out 20 billion beli?

But just now I heard Icarem say that if he lied to them, these people might go and destroy the Kingdom of Alabasta directly. Now that they have seen Luffy’s terrifying combat power, Princess Vivi did not dare to lie to them. She was scared, these guys were too cruel.

"Our country cannot afford 20 billion beli."

Luffy said with a smile: "Oh, Princess Weiwei is going to refuse to admit her fault, so it's easy to handle. Usopp, tie Princess Weiwei and the guard captain together with Mr. 5 and Miss Valentine."

"Wait a moment"

Luffy looked at Princess Weiwei: "Well, Princess Weiwei has something to say?"

"Our country can't afford so much money now, but if you are willing to help us, I can marry you."

Luffy looked at the sad and angry look on Princess Vivi's face.

"What are you thinking? You and I need money, and you want to marry Luffy. You are overthinking this."

Nami quits first. What the hell do you want us to help you in vain? Do you want Luffy to be your kingdom’s son-in-law?

"That's right, how can I accept such a condition, but we need your kingdom to agree to a request. I can help you. If you want money, just give us some ideas. How about it, it's interesting enough."

Princess Weiwei looked at the condition that Luffy refused, and then changed it to another one: "Okay, what do you want it to be?"

"This requires meeting your king. The leader needs to make a decision on this matter."

Princess Vivi looked at Luffy and said, "Okay, then please help our country."

"Your Highness, your business is very good. It seems that what we are talking about is just to send you safely back to the Kingdom of Alabasta. Your guard captain should not be among the ones we want to escort. Who makes us good people? , you can add him now, but it seems that your country’s troubles are not included.”

Luffy looked at what Princess Weiwei wanted to say and interrupted: "We'll see then. Let's send you back now. We'll see if we can help you again based on the situation."

Luffy ignored the fainted guys and several people came to the boat. When Luffy got nearby, he felt something and the corners of his mouth raised slightly.