Pirates: I am Luffy

"You brat is here again. What are you doing Sanji? Please let go of this distinguished guest."

Sanji looked back and saw that it was the chef of Paddy's restaurant on the sea who said, "What are you doing, you stinky cook?"

Paddy walked up and took a look and said, "Isn't this Captain Sanji? You, a stinky cook, have no right to call me a stinky cook. Only when there are guests can there be a restaurant. How dare you hurt important guests? What do you want to do?"

Sanji pinched Hobodi's neck and said: "What about the guests? This guy not only wastes precious food, but also dares to insult the chef, so I have to give him some trouble."

After Sanji said that, he let go, and Hobodi sat on the ground, breathing heavily and said in a low voice: "How dare you do this to me, how dare you humiliate a captain of the Navy Headquarters like this, I will destroy this restaurant, and I will kill you. , kill you all."

Sanji frowned when he heard Hobodi saying this, and said harshly: "In this case, I have no choice but to deal with you here."

Paddy and the chefs around him heard this and hugged Sanji quickly, because Sanji would really do this, he really dared to kill this navy captain.

It can be seen from this that in the original work, Sanji has been changed by Luffy and turned into a talkative person, and his true character has been hidden.

Also, in this world of pirates, how can there be so many people like Luffy? Luffy is not a pirate, he is an adventurer. A real pirate kills when it is time to kill, and he is also fierce and cruel.

Is this true for only Sanji? No, the same goes for Zoro. Although he has been a pirate hunter for a short time, do you expect a fool to carry pirates to the navy to collect the bounty?

Don't be stupid, that's unrealistic.

So these people all followed Luffy and the author changed them into what people see.

This is not an anime, this is the real world, what do you want?

Screw you.

dead early.

Luffy and Tetsuo were actually watching this scene at the entrance of the corridor. This was what Luffy thought after feeling it with his sense of sight. He didn't care whether he was right or not, it was over if he was like this.

Luffy and Tetsuo walked down. Zoro and the three of them breathed a sigh of relief after seeing that Luffy was okay, and walked to Luffy's side.

Tetsuo came down and saw that Sanji was still shouting to kill the marine. Tetsuo kicked Sanji down.

Sanji got up and said, "Old man, what are you doing?"

Tetsuo shouted: "Sanji, what are you doing? Do you want to destroy this restaurant?"

Hopperdy smiled when he saw Sanji being kicked, and thought to himself, sure enough, they didn't dare to touch him.

"boom"

Hobbody was also kicked by Zhefu, and he was kicked three or four meters away. Zhefu said: "And you, get out of here."

Hobbody stood up and thought, what kind of restaurant is this? Why is everyone acting like pirates, rude and brutal.

Paddy suddenly walked up to Sanji and shouted: "Remember, Sanji, the customer is God, don't do anything to God again."

Sanji snorted and said, "That's just because I'm willing to eat the junk food you made."

Just when Paddy was about to say something, Zhefu said angrily: "Sanji, Paddy, if you two want to fight, go and fight outside."

At this time, a navy soldier came in and shouted: "Captain, Captain Hobodie."

Hobodi looked at the soldier, who said: "It's bad, we let the pirate Crick's men escape."

Hobodi said: "What happened to you when you caught him three days ago? That guy was obviously starving to death. Will you give him food in the future?"

The guests in the restaurant were all panicked when they heard the name Crick. Someone said: "Click, isn't that the strongest pirate group in the East China Sea?"

The navy soldier said: "No, I didn't give it to anyone."

"boom"

A gunshot was fired and a pirate killed the sailor from behind. The guests in the restaurant panicked and found places to hide.

Zhefu looked at the pirate with sharp eyes and said, "You guys are trying to mess around in my shop, right?"

The pirate walked step by step to a dining table with blood on his head, pulled out a chair, sat down and said weakly: "Anything is fine, please give me something to eat."

Paddy, a big guy, walked up to him and said with a big toothy smile: "Welcome, is this the right man?"

Luffy almost laughed when he heard it. Why did he sound like he was shouting, "There is a distinguished guest upstairs."

The pirate said impatiently: "I repeat, is this a restaurant or not? You can eat whatever you want. Come up quickly, I'm going to starve to death."

Paddy continued to smile and said: "Sorry, guest, do you have money? We don't welcome paupers here."

The pirate raised his gun and said to Paddy: "Do you want to take the gun?"

Paddy immediately changed his face, grinned and said, "You don't have any money, right?"

Paddy directly punched down his fists, and the pirate fell to the ground.Hobodi was shocked. What kind of restaurant chef is this?

Zhefu said angrily: "Paddy, that bastard, actually broke my chair."

Paddy said to the pirate: "Since you have no money, you are no longer a guest. Get out of here."

The pirate sat up, his stomach growling a few times, and said, "Stop talking nonsense and get the food for me."

Luffy saw that this pirate was still so stubborn, he couldn't help but shook his head and said to Zoro and the others: "Do you know who will die the fastest?"

Luffy didn't wait for them to speak and continued: "Hey, that pirate doesn't know how to adapt, has no money, no strength, and only has a broken gun. He is not afraid of it. He actually has the courage to speak like this. To be honest, if this kind of person can If you live long, there will be no dead people in this world.”

Sauron and the three nodded. Many people on the ship heard it. Some people thought it was right, while others thought it didn't matter.

Sanji turned around and walked into the kitchen, while Paddy was kicking the pirate, trying to kick him out. Hobodi took the opportunity to run out after seeing it. He didn't want to stay here anymore. The chef here was too scary. , the female companion ran away without even caring.

After seeing this, Luffy said again: "Tsk, tsk, tsk, you have seen it. This kind of person can't survive without being beaten by society. He will not grow up. And the captain who ran away just now is a scumbag. He doesn't even care about his female companion." , this kind of person doesn’t deserve to live.”

Paddy threw the pirate outside the door, and when he came back he said loudly: "Okay, guests, you can continue to eat now."

Sanji walked out of the restaurant with a plate of fried rice and placed it in front of the pirate. He took a puff of cigarette and said, "Eat it."

Luffy was feeling what was going on outside, but unexpectedly the pirate said: "No need, no matter how desperate I am, I will not eat the food that comes to me."

Luffy couldn't help but shook his head and thought, this kind of person is really cheap. If he doesn't eat what he gets, then you can just rob him.

When someone else prepares food for you and puts it in front of you, it’s just a meal that comes to you

what logic

If you put it there, you still need to erect an archway.

Sanji said: "To me, anyone who is hungry is a guest. I know what it feels like to be hungry. It doesn't matter if you die for your dignity, but you can still see the sun tomorrow after eating."

The pirate was no longer reserved, picked up the fried rice and started eating it.

After eating, the pirate said to Sanji: "I am Jin from the Klick Pirates. Thank you very much for your fried rice. I will never forget your kindness."

After saying that, Ajin took the boat and left.

Sanji walked back to the restaurant and saw Luffy, who had damaged the boat, sitting at the table with Zoro, Nami, and Usopp to eat.

After a moment, he saw Nami, then he arranged his clothes, found a rose somewhere, and walked up to Nami.

Sanji sent the flowers to Nami and said: "O sea, thank you for giving me today's meeting, oh love, just laugh at me who can't bear this pain. As long as I am with you, no matter I become a pirate or a damn devil, , I’m ready to wake up now.”

Luffy looked at this perverted cook performing this disgusting plot here. Yes, it was disgusting. What Luffy couldn't do was disgusting.

Sanji continued to play, "But it's so sad that there is such a huge obstacle between us."

Zhefu appeared and said: "I am the obstacle you are talking about, Sanji. This is also a good opportunity. You can become a pirate with them."

Sanji turned to look at Zeff and said, "Smelly old man."

Zhefu said in a deep voice: "This store no longer needs you."

Sanji gritted his teeth and said, "Hey old man, I'm the sous chef here. What do you mean you don't need me?"

Zhefu said: "You easily get into conflicts with customers, run over to flatter women when you see them, and don't cook delicious dishes. You are a burden to this store, and that's what I mean."

Sanji said angrily: "You, what are you talking about, stinky old man? Are you kidding me?" The chefs in the store came out and laughed, and some people were cheering.

Zhefu said: "Look, the chefs here don't like you, so you should become a pirate and get out of this store."

Sanji gritted his teeth and said: "I won't refute you, but don't push yourself too far, stinky old man. Apart from anything else, I will never allow you to belittle my cooking. No matter what you say, I will be a chef here. , you are not allowed to have any opinions."

As Sanji said this, he moved towards Zhefu's collar. Zhefu said, "How dare you take off the boss's collar? How unbecoming it is."

Tetsuo threw Sanji out, knocking down several tables.

Sanji stood up and said: "No matter what, I will not leave here. I will wait until you die to do it."

Zhefu turned around and walked away and said: "Get out of here quickly, I can live another 100 years."

Sanji set up the table that he had just knocked down, and then walked to Nami to show his courtesy. Luffy said from the side: "Sanji, do you really want to stay here?"

Sanji took a drag on his cigarette and said, "Yes, I'll stay here."

Luffy took a sip of red wine and said, "But you have been kicked out by your boss now. How about coming to my ship?"