The Weak Captain in Pirates

In the bustling town, signs of various shops are hung on various buildings with obvious repair marks on the " There is also a souvenir shop with a red banner that reads "Welcome to come again." If you can ignore the lawless people who are fighting, laughing and shouting everywhere, Magic Valley Town really feels like a tourist resort.

At the fruit stall on the street, the burly boss took off his shirt facing Armstrong and flexed his pectoralis major muscles. Little pink stars appeared all over his body, using the muscles of the Armstrong family that have been passed down from generation to generation to greet the man. When he was asked to do the interrogation technique, his face was full of disdain.

"Stubborn fruit stand owner, you see clearly. When faced with such beautiful muscles, do you have the heart to refuse and remain silent?"

"Aha"

The boss yelled with a thick red neck. After the boss's huge muscles that he had worked hard to burst his clothes, he did not want to be outdone and posed with triceps on his side.

Armstrong was immediately shocked. He immediately stretched his latissimus dorsi backwards, and the boss immediately stretched his abdominal muscles forward. Armstrong showed off his special skills, beating his left and right chest muscles. The boss sneered and rubbed his chest muscles with his palms, making a squeaking sound.

With big eyes staring at small eyes, neither of the two macho men could do anything to the other. After a silent battle between the shirtless muscles, they faced off quietly for a few seconds. The two pairs of hands, full of men's romance and passion, were tightly held together. Together

"Hahaha, in Demon Valley Town, although fights are commonplace, spending money is like water, and lawless bad guys rarely harm civilians. After all, if you have money and no one to serve you, there is no fun at all."

"So as long as we residents are used to washing floors and so on, we can live a comfortable life."

"If you want to find someone, go to the bar in front and ask. The information there is the best."

Relying on muscle and comrade Armstrong, an indestructible friendship emerged, which the boss now calls a passion.

Happy was attracted by the small advertisement on the lamppost next to the stall that said "Students, teachers and nurses come to your door in person as long as 8888". He was cursing in his heart what idiot who didn't know how to do business and didn't even leave his contact information when a hand suddenly slapped him. Over my shoulder, I heard Armstrong say: "Captain, what are you looking at?"

"No, I just think the lamppost is a bit crooked," Happy said seriously.

"Sir Captain, do you want to eat bananas? My comrade gave me a lot of bananas as a gift of friendly witness. He said that the extra ones can be eaten."

Happy was stunned for a moment, feeling like an old driver who has been driving on rural roads for many years and suddenly can't understand the traffic signs.

He quickly moved away from Armstrong and said, "Take it away, I hate bananas."

"Asshole, this piece of rubbish with a bounty of only 500 million Baileys dares to provoke me. You should die."

The short man with a limp and a hunchback and big gold teeth flashed angrily and brandished a broadsword. He screamed "Destroy the Heaven, Destroy the Earth, Split the Sea, Split the Mountain," and slashed down a guy who had offended him.

The vicious guy holding the dagger got up in pain. He was not afraid at all because his weapon was not as long as the handle of his opponent's sword. He licked the dagger with a ferocious face and said, "You are really strong. You are worthy of being a big shot with a bounty of 550 million beli." "But, you'd better suffer death, my dagger is quenched with poison."

Dagger man, dead

Hearing the noise while passing by, Happy stopped to watch this wonderful battle, and Happy smiled.

I heard that there was a more exciting top-notch duel between pinpoint and maimang. Happy ran over and watched with gusto. He didn't forget to use the monkey to steal the peach and the annihilation of the son to annihilate the grandchild for the two. They even hit each other, and the guys in the stalemate with distorted expressions clapped and cheered.

Come on, hold on, persistence is victory, man, you must be persistent

Happy is going crazy with joy

I covered my stomach and squatted on the ground, laughing to the point of tears.

Arriving outside the noisy bar, Happy arrogantly kicked open the suspended wooden door with a cross-shaped double gun pattern, and walked arrogantly to the long table bar where the big-nosed and bearded bar owner was holding three wine bottles. Like performing acrobatics, he saw a "ball" coming over and asked: "Guest, what would you like to drink?"

"Ahem, boss, just have a glass of free boiled water." Happy, who was sitting at the bar and feeling his pockets that were cleaner than his face, said calmly without any embarrassment.

Mastangu nodded from behind. At this time, being thick-skinned is probably the only advantage of this fat ball.

"You even have to pay for boiled water. It's still 1000 beli. Damn it, one eighth of the time. Why don't you go and rob it? Is this a black shop?"

Faced with Happy's gnashing teeth, the bar owner almost dropped the bottle in his hand. After he stabilized it, he showed a helpless expression and said, "Guest, this boiled water is written on the menu."

Happy immediately looked down at the menu and saw the plain water 1000 Baileys which was full of heartache.

Happy was dumbfounded. A cup of boiled water costs 1000 beli. It hurts. My heart really hurts.

"Do you still want a guest?"

"Give me a glass of boiled water instead of water." Fortunately, he didn't say this, otherwise he would have been kicked away by the bar owner.

Simply being shameless, Happy smiled shyly and wanted to ask the bar owner for information about Blackbeard. A strange guy entered the bar who was extremely ill and dying. He was lying on the back of a sick horse that was constantly vomiting blood and appeared to be weak. He was trembling. Started taking out a flower basket filled with apples.

Weakly said to Happy: "Apples, delicious apples, take some and eat them, don't want them"

Before he finished speaking, he let out a scream, fell down from his horse, and fell limply and coughing repeatedly.

"Ahem, um, that's right. Being born weak and sick, I vomited blood again. Some kind-hearted people, please help me get up and mount my horse."

"Who dares to help people casually these days?" Happy looked at this guy lying there lazily with black lines on his head, looking like a dead salted fish, and said speechlessly: "Besides, it's obviously just because you are too lazy to get up."

"The Blackbeard Pirates' ship's doctor, Death Poison Q, arrived just in time. I'm too lazy to look for you."

Licking the corner of his mouth, Happy waved his hand, "Fuck me, Hashirama, how many fucking apples have you eaten and you're about to vomit, this thing will explode."

Looking at Hashirama, who was chewing an apple core carelessly and sweetly, Happy was in a panic.

"Hahaha, cough, you know it very well, good-for-nothing Captain Happy" Lying on the ground, he took in less air and outgas more, Poison Q showed a creepy and sinister smile. "If you eat an exploding apple, the first bite will blow you to pieces. It's okay to eat so much. What a lucky man. Ahem, I'm vomiting blood again."

boom

The entire bar collapsed into ruins in an instant, and he dodged the poisonous men who were chasing and blocking him with strong chains. Armstrong, who was wearing a glove formed into a pattern, punched him in the face, and his whole body was thrown away screaming. , knocked down several buildings and buried them in piles of rubble.

"This attack failed again"

"Hahaha, thief. I originally wanted to be famous all over the world and get on the stage early, but it seems that I have encountered difficulties in hunting." He glanced at Du Q, who was struggling to get up from the gravel, and raised his hand. The Captain of the Blackbeard Pirates, Blackbeard Marshall D. Teach, who was holding a bottle of wine, grinned widely, showing his incomplete teeth.

Sniper Fan Oka, who was carrying a modified long gun, said indifferently: "Captain, after all, no one has eyes that can see through everything, and no one can truly see the limits of strength and weakness. Even now, it is not too late to realize it. Our destiny is not here."

"Ahem, yes, fate is often used to measure a person's life or death." Shaking his dizzy head, Po Q coughed and spit out blood, his eyes were cold and he murmured at the top of his voice: "I failed to kill them in a sneak attack. A few of them, but I wasn’t killed by that giant hammer-like fist, cough, cough, cough, it seems that fate is hard to grasp.”

A strong man wearing boxing gloves and a gold belt around his waist, the helmsman Badgers raised his hands in the air and shouted loudly: "Oh hahahahaha, don't you just prepare to run away in despair; if you can't beat it, you agree to run away; luckily you are lucky. Why didn’t you get beaten to death? Why are you talking so profoundly?”

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