The Weak Captain in Pirates

"Ice Age"

Kuzan, who was lazily lying on a chair reading a magazine and drinking a soda, suddenly opened his eyes wide and jumped into the air. When his whole body was covered with crystal clear frost, he instantly froze the entire sea with the surging tsunami into one piece. ice sheet

"Alala~ It's such a scary rookie pirate group to create such a big battle, Ice Cube Storm Mouth"

After sighing helplessly, Kuzan changed his usual laziness. With a solemn expression, Kuzan condensed an ice bird as huge as a building with one arm, exuding a chilling cold air. He flapped his wings and picked up the bone-building cold wind. When it was heading towards the "Fredham", it was blocked by the surging flames that were as hot as the ocean, and instantly evaporated and turned into water vapor.

"It's not that easy to harm this ship."

With a solemn expression, Mastangu tightened his pyrotechnic gloves with an array of flames drawn on them as if facing a powerful enemy, and the black windbreaker he wore fluttered with the strong wind.

"I can't believe it, that guy could freeze the sea in an instant." Pacanya, who was tall and round, with a weird braided hair style, a steel prosthetic arm on his right arm, and a "crocodile" mechanical armor similar to saw-toothed iron pliers, looked at The vast white sea said with lingering fear.

"This is too exaggerated"

"This is no exaggeration at all, Pacanya." Happy looked at the hot man from a distance and said slowly in a slightly serious voice: "He is Kuzan, the admiral of the Navy, codenamed "Ao Pheasant." It’s Liangliang of the natural system, a user with the frozen fruit ability, the top powerhouse on the sea, with such natural disaster level combat power.”

boom

The fire colored half of the sky, and the huge wave of flames that covered the sky and the earth surged and formed a boundless sea of ​​​​fire like thousands of horses galloping. It roared in, and the ice sheet was melted away in an instant, turning into rippling sea water again.

"Damn it!" The temperature around him rose rapidly. Happy looked like he had seen a ghost in the day, and his jaw almost dropped in surprise. "You can have this kind of power just by snapping your fingers. Mastangu, are you Thanos?"

"What the hell is that Thanos?"

"Captain, is this the first time you've seen Mastangu use that trick?" Habok lazily took out his lighter, lit the cigarette in his mouth, and said with no surprise, "He used something called a fire cloth. Gloves made of special materials can produce sparks by rubbing them hard and snapping your fingers."

"Then by adjusting the oxygen in the air around the target through the formation array, the concentration of hydrogen and other flammable gases will be like igniting a fuse, burning the target with a bang."

"I am a little prince of science, I must understand the principle, but"

"The Alchemist of Flame can do such a thing." Habok puffed out his smoke and said calmly: "By the way, Armstrong is also an alchemist of the same level as Mastangu, but as a wealthy man, The Alchemist of the Wrist, he is better at fighting.”

"It's so powerful. In this case, we can't let evil go."

Sakaski's right arm spurted out surging high-temperature magma, and after turning into a huge magma fist, he shouted and commanded: "Attack all, be sure to annihilate them all here."

On the blue sea bathed in clear sunshine, the "Fredham" was sailing leisurely.

Happy wore toad-style sunglasses and lay on a specially reinforced folding chair, enjoying the rare sunbathing, cool sea breeze and peaceful time.

A few days ago, after trying their best to get rid of Akainu's mad dog that was chasing after him, they encountered a super heavy hailstorm that lasted for several days.

It was rare to encounter good weather, and Happy had a good sleep.

At lunch time, Captain Happy, who in his dream was armed with swords and guns, beating countless super-large sea kings until they called him daddy, was woken up by Armstrong in a silly way, and came sleepily to the elegantly decorated restaurant.

Mastangu folded the white napkin, placed it flat on his hand, placed the napkin under the mouth of the bottle, and carefully filled the goblet in front of him.

Pick up the knife and fork, and when you cut the food, the knife makes a slight sound when it comes into contact with the plate, and you poke a small piece and bring it to your mouth.

This requires a gentleman and an elegant look. Everyone at the table covered their faces and said they couldn't see it anymore. What you drank was Coke and what you ate were boiled potatoes. Are you trying to laugh our teeth off with all these bells and whistles?

Unable to bear it anymore, Happy slammed the table and said with a look of grief and anger: "Fried potatoes, stewed potatoes, steamed potatoes, fried potatoes. Eat potatoes every day. Your dear captain, I am almost going to vomit."

"There are so many ingredients on the ship, can't you think of ways to cook them?"

"The only person on the cooking ship who can cook things is Mr. Yasuo. Do you want to eat the purple pot he cooked? It's full of sticky and unknown things, and the heat it emits is like a skull-shaped happy cauldron." "

"I just took one bite. Mr. Hashirama is still lying in the infirmary struggling." Mastangu shook the goblet and drank the cola.

"Oh, Captain, if you are willing, I can make you the little wizard's favorite Dobby beans." Dumbledore winked, making people feel like a "cute grandpa", and he took it out of his sleeves. After flipping through a yellowed notebook, he continued seriously: "Well, earwax-flavored Dobby Beans, I need to make them."

"Stop, I'll just eat potatoes."

Happy dug his fork into the potato pieces and shouted angrily: "Damn it, I must find a cook as soon as possible"

Happy, who has been eating too much these days and has lost his appetite, surprisingly discovered that if he eats less, he will not lose weight, and if he eats more, he will definitely gain weight. Happy once wondered if this scale was broken.

"Captain, we are wanted by the navy." A small soldier hurriedly ran in from the door and waved a stack of wanted notices in his hand to the bosses. He was also holding a pitiful, wearing A news gull with a mailbox hanging on the breast of a postman's hat.

"Why did you catch this news seagull?"

Xiao Bing rubbed the back of his head and said, "I don't have enough money to buy the newspaper, so I have to tie it up first."

"How could you do this?" Happy was angry and scolded the soldier severely. "Can you tie it up to solve the problem? We are pirates, not robbers. We usually don't do anything illegal unless we can't help it."

"Don't let me off the news seagull yet"

He dug around in his pocket and took out a crumpled 50-beli denomination note. He waved it at the news, and Happy put on a smile: "Brother Ou, take this money and treat it as our purchase. We won't rob it. The money and goods will be cleared."

The seagull immediately became furious when the news came out. He flapped his wings and wanted to beat Happy. A newspaper costs 200 beli. Can you buy it for 50 beli? How can you be lonely?

My news is that the seagull paintings are here and they will never be reduced. Even if you put a knife on my neck, I will still give you the money.

The butcher's knife was really placed on his neck, and the news seagull gave in decisively

Taking the wanted order handed over by the soldier, Happy nodded with a smile: "A wanted order? This is the first handsome step taken by the "Freedom" Pirates. Well, the deputy captain of the "Freedom" Pirates" Senju Mori Between the pillars, the reward is 8 million beli. "

"Damn, this amount is ridiculously high."

Happy handed Hashirama the reward order.

"Hahaha, the navy's reward order is said to be a symbol of a pirate's status. Hahahaha, you can see that I am so powerful. I am really discerning." Like a child who has been rewarded with a little red flower from the teacher, Hashirama is showing off. , and also imitated the photos on the wanted poster and made cool gestures.

Other wanted posters:

The white wizard Dumbledore, the scholar of the "Freedom" pirate group, has a bounty of 7 million Baileys.

Yasuo, the combatant of the "Freedom" Pirates, has a bounty of 7 million Beli.

The captain and deputy of the "Freedom" pirate group, Mastangu Eno, has a bounty of 5 million beli.

Mastangu was immediately unhappy. His face was livid, and he exuded a dark aura. He pointed at the wanted poster and gritted his teeth and said: "What kind of nickname is this? I'm going to burn down the navy headquarters. Damn it, they can call me Flame Alchemy." Teacher, you can call me handsome guy, what?"

"Wow, wow, it's good that they didn't call you Match Man or Lighter Man. You still dislike it." Happy was gloating on the sidelines, laughing and making a fuss about Mastangu.

Mastangu was deflated, and he was in a very comfortable mood. The next second, Happy couldn't laugh anymore.

With his wanted notice, Happy's life fell into darkness: Captain Happy, the useless captain of the "Freedom" pirate group, has a bounty of 50 beli.

"Turn around, I'm going to push the Navy Headquarters flat."