The Weak Captain in Pirates

Angered by the fat ball, Doflamingo's swollen pig-headed face showed a sinister smile, and with a slight movement of his fingers, the entire row of admirals and officers standing upright had panic expressions on their faces, and their bodies became uncontrollable, like They are puppets controlled by strings. In the eerie laughter of "baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa", they draw swords and chop at each other.

Blood and destruction are Doflamingo's favorite things

"That's enough, how unbecoming is this? If you lose your temper, you can throw it at your "enemy" Captain Happy. What's the point of being wild here, you trash on the sea?"

With his hands in his pockets, Marshal Sengoku swaggered into the banquet hall, tugged on his beard, and said calmly: "Or, you want to make a big fuss like that bastard Jinbe, and then be put in jail to calm down."

Doflamingo, whose smile froze at the corner of his mouth and a layer of beads of sweat appeared on his forehead, stared at the unquestionable majesty of Marine Marshal Sengoku for a moment, then his face suddenly darkened: "Navy men, I have a bold idea. You and I What are the chances that we, Shichibukai and Kaido, will join forces to kill that fat ball’s gang?"

For your bold idea, Hapi's fat ball has a group of monsters waiting for him.

"This is not part of the plan." Sengoku refused very simply. "But if you are willing to bring other pirates together and fight with Kaido, we have no objection."

Just kidding, the Navy has already figured out the pulse of that fat ball. As long as you don't provoke him, avoid him, and give him some face to satisfy his vanity, Captain Happy's fat ball can lie there like a salted fish all day long.The fool acted like he was just waiting to die, and he was completely harmless to the navy. I don’t know how many navy secretly screamed when he slaughtered the Tianlong people. He only had a brain to cause trouble.

What kind of righteous navy can't always escape? Humph, Marshal Warring States said, I just don't think about who escapes subjectively.

Speaking of the "Freedom" Pirates, Sengoku couldn't help but bury the "Five Old Stars" in his heart, and formulated a nonsense "internal bribery and disintegration" idiot plan. As a result, an astronomical amount of money was all stolen by the unscrupulous guy Bai Nu. I feel so heartbroken during the Warring States Period. If I put all this money into Porusalino’s salary account, I might be able to kick things off a big way.

"Although you have the ability to influence the battle situation, don't be too arrogant. The Shichibukai can still do it without you." Admiral Akainu, crossing his arms and wearing a navy hat, slowly appeared with rhythmic footsteps. Behind Sengoku, he stared at Doflamingo with a cold voice. "The powerful navy gathered around the world has enough combat power. The three generals came out together and went all out to hold a funeral for Whitebeard. The old man who was the vanguard didn't even have to break a sweat."

When a person is affected by a strange substance called dopamine or a hormone, the world will look completely different in his eyes.

When I saw the selfie of myself with scissor hands hanging on the wall and filled with darts, I no longer felt that "there are always unscrupulous people trying to harm me"; Xiang Nanniao shoved his head into the pile of fruits, eating like a pig. It's fun to make "baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay" to each other; Happy is hugged from left to right, and occasionally gets a kiss from Stussy on the cheek. He walks in a daze and listens to the "Phoenix Legend" played by Master Tian on the stereo. The song bombards me and I feel pleasant and comfortable

Hey hey hey~yoyoyo~

Happy couldn't hide the smile on his face. When he saw Hashirama, he praised him for looking so handsome today.

When Mastangu heard Happy's words, he fanned the wind and made some will-o'-the-wisps to stir up a dispute. He reported it on the spot, pointed at him and shouted, "Mr. Hashirama, this fat guy said you weren't handsome before."

Hashirama looked askance at the troublemaker and ignored him.After wiping his long black hair back, the fat boy actually said the fact that he was handsome. He immediately realized with horror that Happy was sick and his brain was not normal. Bah, his brain has become normal.

Without thinking too much, he said that he was very lucky today. He only saw a few crows crows when he went out. In the past, there was a large group of crows that blocked the sky. He said, "Give me some money to gamble." I'll win it all back." Happy waved his approval generously.

Hashirama almost jumped for joy, sighing that the sky has eyes, the stingy, shameless, stingy, rotten and fat Captain Happy finally found out his conscience

"Damn it, you guy, you actually cursed me."

Happy, who was cursing his mother, had angry eyes, and his face was as red as pig liver, just about to hit someone.Sensing something was wrong, he glanced at the two beauties in his arms, then turned to look at the teasing Nami and Robin behind him and slowed down his tone: "Okay, I sounded a little harsh just now, I apologize to you, just take the money and leave. Did you hear that?”

It was shuddering. Hashirama, who had always remained calm even when the mountain collapsed in front of him, felt that the now amiable Captain Happy was really terrifying. He could run as fast as he wanted.

The fan on the ceiling above his head was creaking and spinning. Happy stared at it for a long time, always feeling that this thing would fall down. When he saw Mastangu sitting on the spot where it fell, Happy seemed to hear someone shouting. "Fall quickly, fall quickly." He looked around, but couldn't find who it was.

"Why is Ace going to be executed?"

Hearing Nami covering her mouth while flipping through the newspaper and exclaiming, she hurriedly picked up the newspaper that slipped to the ground silently. Luffy glanced at it and turned pale.

His friends' expressions changed greatly. Ace was Luffy's brother. They all looked over and said with concern: "Luffy, are you okay?"

After being dazed for a while, Luffy's expression turned cold and he ran outside.

Things finally got to this point, and Happy shouted: "Stop him, Heavenly Master!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the smiling old Master stood in front of Luffy, reached out and grabbed his head and pressed it heavily to the ground. It was like a big mountain, causing anger to well up in his chest. Luffy, who tried hard to raise his head, could not shake it. Every cent.

"Let me go, old man, I'm going to save Ace."

"Haha, today's young people are really impulsive. You must know that only by calming the mind can you relax. Reason, wisdom, and peace of mind can be achieved forever."

Happy skillfully stretched out his two middle fingers to cover his ears to avoid noise interference.The Heavenly Master, who has the habit of "more saliva than tea", is going to give a long speech again. Last time, in order to kill a few mosquitoes, he finished reciting the "Great Merciful and Great Compassion Mantra" in a daze. His skinned hands were tight and he made an eight sign. With the gesture, a drop of crystal clear water condensed on the tip of his index finger, and with the "boom" spoken in a prank, it shot directly into the back of Luffy's head.

"Luffy"

Seeing Luffy being "headshot", the Straw Hats panicked and quickly ran over.Zoro and Sanji had sharp eyes, as if they were about to take action, which frightened the old master. He clapped his chest and jumped away, explaining: "Okay, okay, this is the mind-purifying spell, which can make people calm down. Let him think about the problem in the most rational state. How can he become like a retarded person?"

Looking at the sane Luffy with wide eyes, crooked mouth, drooling and runny nose, looking like a fool, if it weren't for the Straw Hats sighing with relief, sweating on their foreheads, nodding, and saying "no problem" in unison, God would have doubted it. Did I make a mistake and use the wrong method?

Seeing Luffy lying there acting like a fool, Happy said angrily: "Some things cannot be accomplished without courage. "Fire Fist" was publicly executed. The navy's purpose was to attract the Whitebeard Pirates behind him, and the others. The pirate army gathered by the prestige of Whitebeard's name will be a huge war."

Sanji was always the calmest. After clearing his mind, he took out a cigarette, held it in his mouth, and lit it. "Then if we want to save Ace, we can only hope that Whitebeard will win?"

Happy shook his head without hesitation. "According to my inference, this is completely impossible."

"If Whitebeard were ten years younger, he would still be the "World's Strongest" worthy of his name and capable of destroying the world. It might still be possible. However, now that he is old and disease-ridden, Whitebeard has to face all the forces that can be called justice. The navy and the Shichibukai with their own strength have no chance of winning."

"Marinvando, the naval headquarters, is originally easy to defend and difficult to attack. It is a fortress like a hornet's nest with copper walls and iron walls. If I were the Warring States Period, I would just take advantage of the terrain, home field operations, and the unified coordination ability of the army to cooperate and trust among the pirates. If you wait until the problem is weak and attack it hard, Whitebeard will suffer a big loss."

"How do you know so much?"

"Stick nose cloth, there is something called a book in this world, haven't you read a book?" Feather fan towel, touching the non-existent beard on the chin, pushing up the non-existent glasses on the bridge of the nose, transforming into a "wise man" Happy snorted.

"No," Liangbu replied heartily.

Happy curled his lips down, feeling helpless.

"In short, the navy's method is probably to take advantage of the navy's unpreparedness, sow discord, swarm them, and hack them to death. I have been studying the navy's past combat cases and military tactics recently, and I have come to the conclusion with deep feelings. It seems that I have become a peerless general. "His potential", his hands were slashing back and forth like a knife, Happy nodded proudly and affirmed himself.

"No such possibility"

Looking at the group of people who all applauded him, with expressions like "Even if ghosts believe it, I won't believe it", Happy's mouth twitched, wishing he could step on their faces.

"You are not the captain of the "Freedom" pirates, then are you capable of rescuing Ace?" Nami's eyes suddenly lit up.

"It's very simple." Happy smiled innocently at Nami, "What's so difficult about this? I'm not bragging, just move forward with a bohemian and free-spirited pace, and just hit anyone who touches you."

Nami: ""

"What's wrong, Nami, why are you showing that expression?" Seeing Nami gritting her teeth, the tendons on her temples popping out, looking angry, Happy rubbed his soft, fleshy chin, looking confused. .

"Then please quickly bring someone to rescue Ace." Nami clenched her fists like a cat with explosive hair, and in the next second she told Happy how the pig head was beaten.

"Nami, you are so weird. Why should I save Fire Fist?" Happy spread his hands with an unbelievable expression on his face, as if to say to Nami, you are so weird.

Nami was choked by this question. She obviously didn't expect Happy to ask this. Then she thought: "Aren't we friends?"

"We are friends. If the navy kills you or Robin this time, or a group of guys who are not really important, I will definitely not stand idly by and kill them with my sword in hand, because We are friends."

Happy first showed his "dog-licking" style, fawning over Nami and Robin, and then casually waved his hand to "those unimportant" guys, ignoring the many roars with fangs, and continued: " I can ask my crew to kill the Celestial Dragons because they make me unhappy; I can instruct them to beat up the admiral or the Shichibukai because they make me unhappy. But I have nothing to do with "Fire Fist". I stand as a pirate. From a professional perspective, I have no reason to save him."

"Every pirate has his own adventure, but Fire Fist's adventure has nothing to do with me."

"Can"

Sanji exhaled the smoke heavily. "I'm sorry, Miss Nami, this fat ball was right about whether Ace is dead or alive, and has no connection with them."

"Yes, when you go to sea to be a pirate, you have to be prepared to die. No captain would let his crew take risks for people they don't know." Zoro, who had been silent and always holding the handle of the knife, sighed. tone.

Nami obviously didn't expect to hear such a sentence, so he froze, and after a few seconds, only a sad look remained on his face.

"That's not necessarily true, Captain Happy. If the Shichibukai also joins the war, then I have to take part." Stark poured himself a glass of red wine, took a sip and suddenly spoke, "A certain guy and I, and A personal account has not been settled.”