The Weak Captain in Pirates

As night gradually fell, a group of people boarded the "Fredham", fighting and noisy.

Dumbledore, who had apparated to the observation deck, felt the coolness of the breeze, looked at the noisy and cheering companions on the deck with a smile, and stretched out his arms to them. At this moment, he seemed to have returned to the small town. Hogwarts is full of wizards.

"The idiot cries and the residue is screwed up"

Under the thunderous applause and whistles, Dumbledore happily chanted the spell and waved his wand, as if he was directing a grand musical performance.

Rich and fragrant barbecue beef, fried chicken, roasted meat, roast duck, sausages, carrots, vegetables, clear soup, burgers, curry, lamb chops, fish, barrels of fragrant wine, and the captain’s favorite Fat House Happy Water, etc. Wait, a lot of delicious cooked food and cold drinks, like gliding birds, filed in from all directions of the "Fredham", and the migratory birds landed on the dining table that had been prepared on the deck like returning to their nests. .

Everyone was already hungry, and they didn't have time to take into account the unscientific appearance of this thing. They let go of their bellies, grabbed something, and stuffed it into their mouths.I don't know which bastard was playing a prank, but he secretly added a lot of mustard, chili pepper and other things to the food to trick others, and waited for others to fall for it, making them laugh.

For example, the great Captain Happy is crying and drinking water like crazy.

Hashirama was laughing so hard that he couldn't straighten his waist. He was mocking the captain for his bad luck, and he could fall into this trap.

Ignoring the captain's resentful look and the dark curse that you were also hit by, Hashirama said that as a ninja with excellent insight and vigilance, he was used to seeing big scenes, and such a small damage move was simply not worth it. possible

Before he could finish his self-praising words, he scratched his neck in pain, opened his mouth wide enough to spit out flames, and finally poured ice water into his mouth filled with grief and anger, burped and exhaled in a burst of mist.

His heart suddenly became balanced. Happy bulged his belly comfortably, raised his wine glass and shouted: "Little ones, when the light falls on the earth in the early morning tomorrow, it will be the beginning of a new journey. As for now, eat well, drink well, and enjoy Cheers to the Dinner Bar”

"Ah~"

"Oh oh oh"

There was a commotion on the boat. Happy, the great captain who had always been indifferent to wine, poured himself a glass of wine. After drinking it in one gulp, he felt dizzy from the alcohol. He felt comfortable and closed his eyes to enjoy it for a few seconds. When he opened his eyes, he saw a group of people. The guys with evil intentions have opened sacks and surrounded themselves heavily. They all smile evilly and wave the whips, red candles, and handcuffs in their hands.

"what do you want"

"Ha, the moon is so full tonight, Captain." These guys were all experienced drivers, and they put on completely harmless and silly faces, touching the back of their heads and started laughing.

Happy didn't sleep all night. The reason was that he just couldn't sleep. Well, that's it.

Early the next morning, with dark circles under his eyes and yawning, Happy brought Yasuo to the Carrera Company headquarters.

"Aspagu, we are about to set sail. Thank you very much before that. If you don't reduce the price, I think I will have to sell my kidneys to make up the money for this "Fredham"." Happy occupied half of the sofa by himself. Sitting on the sofa, the sofa suddenly sank heavily.

"No, Captain Happy, please don't be polite to me." He greeted Secretary Janifa warmly, poured a cup of steaming tea and handed it to Happy, making a gesture of invitation. Aspagu said with a serious face: "Yes. I can see at a glance that this ship exudes a great light that no other ship can have. Even if you can’t afford the money, I will give this ship to you.”

"Of course, if you really want to refund your money, just pretend I didn't say it."

"Cough, cough, cough" Happy choked on the tea and doubled over and coughed.

"Every ship repairer has a dream ship in his heart. This is a ship that can ride the wind and waves after going to sea, go through countless battles and difficulties, overcome all difficulties and obstacles, and reach the end of the sea."

"Instead of letting this brave ship, which is considered the masterpiece of Carrera Company, waste time in the harbor, why not entrust it to someone who can see its extraordinaryness and let it sail with our dreams."

These words were full of male romance. Happy nodded, took out a scroll from his arms, and handed it to Asbagu with a hearty smile. "Hahaha, you are indeed a very interesting guy. I recognize you as my brother, Asbagu."

"Just accept this scroll and open it when necessary. No matter what it is, the "Freedom" Pirates can settle it for you. I said so." After saying this, Happy patted the meat. The chest promised, with an arrogant expression, like a Jida boss who shouted "Fuck with me and I'll protect you" when he took in a younger brother.

"By the way, since we are brothers, can you lend me some money?"

Happy put his hands in his pockets and thought he was standing on the bow of the ship coolly, watching the ship repairers busy making final preparations for the "Fredham" to sail.

"Flow increase completed"

"The gate is ready to open"

"Then, open the gate"

With a big blond hair, goggles on his head, and a cigar chewing, the ship repairman foreman Barry gave a thumbs up and roared, the dock gate was slowly opened, pushed by the turbulent water, "Fredham "The boat sailed towards the gate, followed the canal of Tetou in the Seven Waters Capital, and rowed into the sea.

"Set sail." Happy pointed out the situation, scolded Fang Qiu for his pride, and gave the order with a wave of his hand.

"Okay, Captain"

The squealing boys were busy for a while, and the sails on the three masts were lowered at the same time. On the huge white sail at the front, there was a picture with a pair of squinting eyes and a smile, which looked extremely unbeatable and could attract hatred like crazy. expression.

Yasuo helplessly raised his forehead and said with a smile: "Well, Captain, the pirate mark should be a symbol of death, which means it means terror. The "art" you created is just like my seven-level dog tag. It just means "come and hit me"

"I'm the captain. I can design the logo however I like. You can't interfere." Happy snorted and turned away, not sharing the same level of understanding as this guy with no artistic talent.

This "Freedom" pirate group's logo is so handsome, look at those little eyes that are like the finishing touch.

The breeze blew, and Yasuo suddenly grabbed the hilt of the sword at his waist with his right hand. The long sword was unsheathed in an instant, and his cowhide boots made a snapping sound on the floor. He slowly stood up to Captain Happy, who was still intoxicated in his "artistic creation". He lowered his head and pulled on his cowboy hat and smiled: "Captain, please step back a little."

"What's wrong?" Happy asked curiously.

"Yesterday, the guy covered in lava brought someone to see us off."

As soon as he finished speaking, the outlines of ten huge naval warships were seen in the distance on the sea.

The gloomy Sakaski crossed his arms and stood at the front of the warship like an iron tower. Behind him were five vice-admirals from the Navy Headquarters who also wore righteous trench coats.

"Holy shit" took out the telescope, adjusted the focus, put it in front of his eyes and saw this scene, Happy couldn't help cursing. "Lieutenant General Flying Squirrel, Lieutenant General Huoshaoshan, Lieutenant General Ghost Spider, Lieutenant General Dauberman, and Lieutenant General Stoloberg are all well-known powerful generals in the Navy Headquarters. This is to launch the Demon-Slaying Order. Lian Qing The pheasants are all here.”

Happy's pupils shrank slightly. Through the telescope, he discovered that there were sun umbrellas and a deck chair placed on the deck of a warship. He could guess who would do this with his toes.

"Let me tell you, how could Akainu retreat so easily before? It turned out that he was planning to play horse-travelling."

"Hahahaha, Captain, do you want to fight?" Hashirama walked over and grinned.

"What the hell!" He glared angrily at this prodigal boy who didn't know how much money he had to make money, so Happy quickly called his younger brothers to get ready to run away. "If you fight them at sea, how can you rely on your strength? If the "Fredham" is damaged, even if I sell all the hundreds of kilograms of meat, I may not have enough money to repair it; if it is destroyed, it will be even worse. "The ship crashed before it even sailed, and since the money is gone, I can only sail by one person holding a piece of rotten wood by the waves. This is not going to make other people laugh."

"Maybe we will be buried in the sea"

Hashirama was rarely serious, he frowned and thought for a moment, then shook his head from the bottom of his heart. "Captain, what you said is wrong. I can tread water, so I won't fall into the water. If I don't fall into the water, how can I be buried in the sea?"

"Tie him to a big iron ball weighing a ton and throw him into the sea. I'll see if he sinks." Happy felt like he was going to be pissed to death. He swore that if he hadn't been grabbed by these soldiers, he would have gone up and killed Qian. Thou Hashirama pressed him to the ground and beat him severely

Even God can't stop it, that's what Captain Happy said

"Hey, Captain, don't hold me back, my pants are about to be pulled off."

"Captain, please let go of your hand. If you don't let go, how can you go up and beat the deputy captain? You should let go of your hand. Don't let the brothers look down on you."

"The Mystery of the Forbidden Curse: Poseidon's Wrath"

When the soldiers and Happy were fighting together, as Dumbledore's low shout came out, the vast sea suddenly became violent. Huge water dragons that were so huge that they could cover the sky roared out of the water and stumbled. The undulating sea surface set off an unprecedented, continuous super tsunami. With a devastating impact, it roared down towards the naval fleet with an arrogant attitude.

"Wow, it's so strong. The sea is boiling. If this happens, I can't stand aside and watch."

A look of solemnity flashed in Hashirama's eyes, and the shadow of his fingers flashed, and he completed the hand seal in an instant. Finally, he put his hands together and shouted loudly: "The ultimate secret of Wood Release"

After a pop of white smoke on the floor, a wooden chair appeared

I sat down leisurely and drank soda water.

""

Happy looked confused. When Hashirama burped and muttered, "Sit down and let me see if you are afraid of the art," he discovered that his great Captain Happy lost the battle.