The Weak Captain in Pirates

Come on, Captain Happy is facing the nasty rats running around in the small theater. Happy, who pulls the Gatling gun, fires wildly and tilts the metal barrage, and bullet casings are scattered all over the ground.

However, it was as if a "stroke plug-in" had been activated. He could not hit the rat that was wandering crazily on the edge of death. Hawkeye, who was instructing Happy's marksmanship training, was helplessly holding his forehead. The marksmanship was all fed by bullets. Captain, you are all He built a bullet factory directly in his stomach and ended up like this.

"Actually, my Gatling is a kind gun. It is compassionate and unwilling to kill, so it affects my performance. Sister Hawke loves you, don't look at me like this. In fact, I didn't hit that. A mouse. A bullet scratched its skin and it bled. If you don't care, the mouse will bleed to death in the end." Happy quickly made excuses for himself.

Happy, whose eyes turned pink and heart-shaped, was being courteous to Nami and Robin. When he saw a puddle of water in front of them, he quickly took off his coat and spread it. Stussy and Janifa looked at each other in silence, full of complaints.

As an "above and aboveboard latent spy", ever since I saw Hashirama, a guy with a sincere smile but an unscrupulous heart, who kept reaching for money and doing nothing, he knew that he had been screwed and "disintegrated the "Freedom Pirates" from within. "After the mission failed, they were tasked with contacting a certain fat ball, and the mission of "collecting intelligence from within" became unavoidable, so now everyone vying for favor is the enemy.

The eyebrows suddenly wrinkled, and they all stepped forward, full of scheming and initiative. They took Happy's arm and rubbed it with each other with smiles. They changed their usual calm and reserved attitude and suddenly became enthusiastic.

Happy was a little flattered to have the warm and fragrant nephrite in his arms. "You are sick"

Relying on his reputation as a gangster, he conquered a small area of ​​Mega Pier and a group of bullied bullies. Dibalu, the best among the wage earners, was looking at Sanji who looked very similar to him. They were no match for each other. I didn't move, and both of us were silently wondering if the other person was an old cousin who was related to us by blood.

Surprise was written on their faces. They were attracted by the cool Iron Man behind Stark and shouted "so handsome". The "Three Straw Hats" with excited eyes shining excitedly circled around the Iron Man. From time to time, they stretched out their hands to touch the iron man and knocked it a few times. They praised it. Don't stop talking.

Stark had a sullen face and said "Hey, broken straw hat, raccoon cat, long stick nose, stay away from my armor" in disgust, but his body was very honest.

He controlled Iron Man very cooperatively and raised his hand, his palm lit up like daylight, and suddenly launched a shock wave to smash the large rocks in the distance, "Wow, is this a man's romantic laser wave?"; Iron Man said "swish" from his shoulder Transformed into a ferocious large-caliber cannon, it fired continuously, and metal bullet casings fell all over the ground. "Oh, this is simply a super handsome metal storm." The tree was cut in half, "Oh my God, is this the legendary sword that kills demons?"

You sing and I sing, endlessly, we both enjoy each other

I only heard an unhappy grunt. Wearing a pair of swimming trunks, the "Iron Man" with the front half of his body mechanically modified, Franky, a ship repairman of the Straw Hat crew, heard Luffy, who "likes the new and hates the old", howling and shouting "Super handsome" "Robot", the jealousy broke out on the spot.

He held his head high and turned his face away, posing in a series of poses, displaying various weapons installed on his body, including even the so-called "dazzling cool tou lamp". He half-closed his eyes and peeked through the slits of his eyes. A look that shows off and yearns for praise and praise.

Unfortunately, the "Three Straw Hats" ignored him, but Happy glanced at him, almost blinding him. When he heard Robin laughing and saying "Franky is really interesting," Happy's whole body became square.

Stark, come here, I'll forget it

Zoro, who was swallowing his saliva in excitement, focused all his attention on Yasuo, who was walking up the hill with his sword in his arms. His expression was solemn and his body began to tremble slightly.He felt an unspeakable pressure, the pressure he felt when facing the top swordsman.

"Oh, you green-headed swordsman, do you want to challenge me?" Yasuo, who had regained his aloof style and was determined to bid farewell to the boring and sinister role, met Zoro's sharp, aggressive gaze. , said with interest.

"Your aura of swordsmanship excites me, and I can't help but be impulsive. Roronoa Zoro, a three-sword swordsman, please give me some advice." After tying a turban and unsheathing three swords, Zoro announced his home.

Young people are very excited and can't bear it. I can understand it, but can you put this excitement on girls and don't leave it to men?

Yasuo, who suppressed his inner complaints and took a deep breath, secretly telling himself to pay attention to his image and words, waved his hand casually and said: "You are very strong, but you can't beat me."

He was so preoccupied with maintaining his superior demeanor when he spoke that he didn't pay attention to his feet. He tripped over a small stone and fell to his feet. "Whoa, whoa, please save me?" He screamed loudly and rolled down the hills. He rolled and rolled, and finally rolled into the sea with a thud, and was swallowed up by a sea king who sighed with emotion, "a windfall from heaven."

Normally this scene only happened to me, but unexpectedly, Happy jumped up happily, clapped his fists, and praised loudly that he was so cool. "Awesome, you also have today, this is how it feels, Neptune type, well done"

Build your own happiness on the pain of the crew, double the happiness

"He" Zoro took a deep breath, obviously choked by the display of Azora's crotch, and pointed to the bubbling sea surface speechlessly.

Happy gloated and smiled happily. "It's okay, don't worry about him, he won't die. I am the authority in this regard. When the Neptune class cannot digest it and he is pulled out, he will come back alive and kicking."

Marie Joa, an exceptionally luxurious banquet hall.

A row of admirals in justice trench coats stood upright, sweat dripping from their faces and swallowing from time to time.

At the table in the banquet hall, across from Lieutenant General He, the "big staff officer" of the Navy Headquarters and the old woman with a calm and peaceful face, sat and feasting. She looked like a devil, with a garlic head and a long neck and a beer belly. Moonlight Moria exuded a fearful atmosphere. There was a dangerous aura, and the black knife that looked like a cross was placed casually beside the dining table. Mihawk, the world's strongest swordsman with eagle-like eyes, leaned back on the chair and put his feet on the table.

The door to the banquet hall was suddenly opened. He was wearing a black suit, a short haircut, and sunglasses, but he had a "pig-headed face." His whole face, including his nose, was strangely swollen. He looked so funny no matter how he walked away. Come in.

He hadn't even walked a few steps in a way that his relatives would not recognize. He paused for a while, then restrained himself and changed to a serious pace.

"Who are you"

General Hezhong looked at it with a scrutinizing eye, feeling a little familiar.He frowned, a little confused.

"Hey, you don't recognize me anymore. Ms. Ahe, there's really nothing I can do with you."

Hearing that very distinctive laugh, Lieutenant General He confirmed that this guy dressed as a "serious man" was indeed Doflamingo. Thinking of the information about his tragic experience that the Navy had obtained, he couldn't help but smile. A certain fat guy liked: "Doflamingo, it seems that you have been taught a terrible lesson."

I was indeed taught a terrible lesson.

Doflamingo, who had a psychological shadow, was beaten by rubble and was beaten severely. In the end, he said, "The fundamental reason why I beat you is because Captain Happy does not allow anyone to be more arrogant than him." He was almost frightened. He changed his mind and became a good man. He even shaved his legs and changed his image. His face was as cold as ice, and veins were beating angrily on his temples.He silently found a seat, pulled out a chair, sat on it, and looked around.

"Hey, the Shichibukai, who can decide the situation of the war against Whitebeard, only recruited four of them as the most loyal lackeys, and the tyrant bear is not here."

He stared closely at the most dangerous man in the Shichibukai and said slowly: "For some reason, Xiong, he changed his route and went to the Shampoo Islands."

When I heard about the Chambord Islands, I almost didn't die there. I was lucky enough not to be buried in the sea. There was still a bandage on my head. He was eating cherry pie. He had several teeth missing in his mouth. He looked a bit like a down-and-out refugee. He opened his mouth on the spot. I spat out the cherry pie in the dinner plate, and seeing the fat meat on the plate was like seeing someone who was so shameless that he took all the jewelry on his body, and the dirty fat balls were smiling evilly at him, and his fists exuding black energy were cruel. Half of the table was smashed with a hammer.

Doflamingo, who grabbed the ten fingers of both hands and cut up the remaining half of the table with silk thread, looked gloomy.

"Don't mention that place again." The two people, who were holding back their anger, made vicious sounds as if they had a tacit understanding.

Two guys with similar experiences looked at each other wordlessly for a while. For the first time, they discovered that this guy looked quite pleasing to the eye, and felt inexplicably friendly.