The Weak Captain in Pirates

"I came to work early to wash dishes and be a waiter so that I can pay the bills for your heartless and heartless captain."

Arthur is obviously a strong man, but he speaks in a tone like that of a resentful woman who has been abandoned. His evil eyes make Happy feel a chill involuntarily, and he has a sense of crisis that "there are always unscrupulous people who want to harm me." He immediately slapped the table angrily and glared.

Happy finally figured it out. This guy, with his grin on his face, was planning to tear off his disguise in front of Stussy and Janifa to reveal his true colors. Hey, he was pouring dirty water on him and damaging his tallness. image of.

Also, although Arthur always thinks that he is very smart, in fact, this guy has a very poor IQ. Even if he is full of bad water, he will only get a stomachache in the end and pull out on his own. He does not understand at all. How to splash it on others is definitely the work of that guy from Mastangu.

Happy, who has always been a smart mess against his own family, can see through the truth at a glance.

In a hidden corner of the restaurant, all the waiters in the restaurant were tied up tightly, with rags stuffed into their mouths, with tears streaming down their faces, unable to move.

Mastangu led a group of sneaky guys, stretching his neck and sticking his head out to peek at the situation on Happy's side.

"Very good, the battle was successful." Mastangu, who transformed into a wise man, shook his fist in celebration and said excitedly: "Arthur's trouble, using words to damage his image, let the date atmosphere created by Happy dissipate, perfect .”

"Thank you again for providing the detailed information about that fat ball's dinner plan, Yasuo."

"Can I not say anything at this time?"

After being beaten, Yasuo raised his hands in surrender with no expression on his face, and glanced at the sharp kitchen knife on his neck.

Looking at Liande Taoist, the upright man who showed his unconventional demeanor, Lao Tianshi, also came in to join in the fun with a "hehe" evil smile.

Thinking of the calm, always kind and calm Dumbledore, on dark and windy nights, he would sometimes feel like he had a brain twitch. He would huddle in his room and laugh maniacally. He would let himself go and shoot wildly with a machine gun, shouting "Tom, you are behind the times." This is the weird scene that can dominate the magic world."

Stark, who looked at the world from the shoulders of science, was almost shocked by the endless unbelievable things that appeared in this sea. He kept silent about words like "this is not scientific". At first, he pretended to be pious and crossed himself on his chest, trying to temporarily Hug the size 48 feet of the old man God who has been slandered by him for who knows how many years.

Everything has changed. It was obviously not like this when I first saw them.Yasuo, who was shivering all over, couldn't help but sighed in distress. He had also changed. The cold and high-spirited self had actually begun to transform into a coquettish and funny person.

Where did my once cool, lonely swordsmen who had gone through many vicissitudes, with only their swords as companions during the long nights, who were cool and handsome, gone? It turns out that those who are close to pigs are eaten, and those who are close to latrines are the stinkers of that idiot fat ball. Wrong, it distorts the style of the entire pirate group.

"Hey, hey, hey, Arthur, aren't you a waiter? You can go. Don't disturb our romantic three-person date." Happy stood in front of Arthur's chest, blocking his sight with his spherical body, as if chasing away annoying flies. Wave.

Arthur immediately squeezed Happy away, took off his shirt, revealing all the muscles on his body, and posed like a bodybuilder. After infinitely contrasting Happy's fat body with super flesh, he nodded and said with a smile: "Okay Yes, I will leave here right away and won’t disturb you anymore. By the way, Captain Happy, as your number one pawn, it is necessary to remind you that these foods are very high in fat. You should pay attention. The fat content in your body is as high as [-]%. "divide"

When I heard Arthur, that bastard, talking about this evil thing with all the evil intentions, Happy suddenly became anxious when he was about to be attacked. He jumped up and screamed about the noise, and rushed over to cover his mouth in a panic, and hoop Hold his neck. "Wow, Arthur, my dearest brother, you have a fever and are talking nonsense. Your mouth is so hot."

Happy held down Arthur with great effort, and turned away from him. On the surface, they covered their mouths and smiled gracefully, but in their hearts, they were secretly plotting how to kill Arthur, the heinous person who killed the Dracos. Whispering hastily in his ear: "&oo"

"What the hell are you talking about?" Arthur felt a little uncomfortable being pinched, and looked at Happy, whose face was turning blue and purple, and said.

"tt&orz" Happy was about to cry, clasping his hands together in begging.

With a pitiful look on his face, Happy begged silently, please give me, the captain, some face.

"You're so noisy. If you dare to disturb my meal, I'll kill you if you don't."

Disturbed by the noise caused by Happy and Arthur, he sat in an inconspicuous place in the restaurant and ate wildly. He had a red hedgehog head, goggles on his forehead, a dagger and a pistol on his chest, and he looked like a big devil offering a reward. Kidd, the "Pirate Super Nova" with an amount of more than 3 million Baileys, the captain of the "Kidd" pirate group, grumpily grabbed the bottle and drank it, then smashed the bottle to the ground, and Zhang Yang couldn't hold it anymore. He lifted the table, stood up, smiled ferociously, and walked towards Happy with full of evil aura.

Taking one step at a time, I stepped on a broken wine bottle glass shard under my foot. I gritted my teeth in pain and furrowed my brows.

"Why do you, a red-haired killer, dare to have an opinion against me?"

"Ha, you want to fight with me. The graves of the last guy who wanted to do this turned into a forest. Don't say that I bully you, Arthur, come here." He said back with force, rolled up his sleeves, and shook his fat body. Happy, who was shaking his belly, took arrogant steps to confront this "bold maniac". He stretched out his middle finger and hooked Arthur, asking him to come over quickly to support himself.

When he saw Arthur turning his head and pretending not to notice his call of "Sister, escort", Kidd, who smiled cruelly, took out the musket from his arms, and Happy ran away decisively. "Wow, Arthur, look, he has a musket in his hand. Before he ran in front of me to protect me, he picked up a knife again. He is going to stab me. Don't worry about it."

"Let's wait until he pricks you. We will naturally open the champagne. Bah, my dearest captain, if something happens to you, there will definitely be loyal brothers like us to help you punish him." If he didn't do anything, Happy was yelled at the back of his head. Arthur slapped him and laughed, looking nonchalant. He even closed his eyes and yawned unscrupulously, which meant "what happened, I can't see anything."

Happy: ""

At this scene of a fight, onlookers who wanted to watch the excitement gathered around and recognized the island owner, Happy, and then showed expressions of realization. This fat captain Happy was notoriously in need of a fight, and they all wanted to go up. After punching him twice, he began to mutter to himself, praising this red-haired hedgehog for being brave enough.

Hearing the praise, the pushy Kidd's expression became even more arrogant. He was about to go in with a white knife but a red knife that might be full of fat came out. Kidd had dined together before, but now his calm partner, his right-hand man and his right-hand man, was behind him. Kira, who had a hood covered entirely with blue and white stripes with two rows of small holes, heard the words "Captain Happy" in her ears and immediately became aware of it. She quickly stepped forward and hugged Kidd, "Kidd, calm down. , he is Captain Happy, you will only kill us."

"Kira, who is Captain Happy?" Kidd, who was brave and aggressive, was locked up by a strong man.

"That useless captain." Kira saw that Kidd was still full of questions and continued: "That's the one who's fat, round and as big as a ball, with a bounty of 50 Baileys."

"Who"

"The guy who deserves the most beating in the sea, the guy who dares not go out without his subordinates"

Kidd grinned disdainfully. "Oh, it's that ugly, incompetent piece of trash."

The sudden explosion, the majestic momentum that stood proudly in the sky and looked down at all living beings, made the entire Shampoo Islands tremble and moan in pain, as if they were caught in an angry vastness and began to boil and roll wantonly. Countless bodies were so huge that it made people despair. The sea kings felt the anger and exchange of the "king", roared and rushed out of the sea

Unable to bear the surging momentum like a tsunami, behind Kira, who was on full alert as if facing a prehistoric monster, he held his hands on the ground that was cracked and collapsed like a spider web, gasping for air, sweating all over his body, and his head was dizzy. , Kidd, who felt that his whole body was screaming miserably, was put away and his laziness was put away, and Arthur, whose expression was so serious that it could not be violated, stared at him angrily.

It doesn't matter what kind of good-natured fights, jokes, pranks, etc., he also enjoys it, but this kind of malicious ridicule of his own captain who is above him is tantamount to touching the bottom line of his "Sea King" Arthur, which is a violation of dignity. It is impossible to turn a blind eye to provocation.

"No matter how idiotic, useless, incompetent or bad Captain Happy is, you can't laugh at him without restraint. Remember this," Arthur said in an extremely cool voice. He has the name of "Sea King" How could he not be arrogant, but he didn't show it on weekdays.

Happy kicked cool Arthur on the spot.Damn it, I know all about your little thoughts, don’t think I can’t hear it and you’re taking the opportunity to scold me too.